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Science/Technology › Re: New Monkey Species With Orange Lips Discovered In DR Congo Rainforest by Axis313(m): 6:56am On Jul 17
New monkey with new strain of Ebola.
Romance › Re: “I’m 41, Single & Searching” – Lady Offers ₦10M To Any Man Who Marries Her by Axis313(m): 6:51am On Jul 17
More like she is finding a house-boy not a husband.
NYSC › Re: NYSC Corps Member Says PPA Rejected Her Because Of Her Body Size (Photos/Video) by Axis313(m): 5:29am On Jul 17
Zonefree:
Women and their manipulation. She is not the first to be rejected by PPA and she won't be the last.

Corpers reject PPA and PPA reject Corpers. This has been happening since 1874. What's the fuss? undecided
grin
1874 when you are NYSC Director- General abi?
Me too,I remembered I was writing my WAEC that time.
NYSC › Re: NYSC Corps Member Says PPA Rejected Her Because Of Her Body Size (Photos/Video) by Axis313(m): 5:09am On Jul 16
I am sure it's not a school that rejected her for her ppa,schools will never reject a corper posted to serve because of her body size unless there's something she's not telling us.
Crime › Re: I Got Scammed Last Night by Axis313(m): 3:21pm On Jul 15
Op, the guy knew beforehand that his account balance was insufficient.
Crime › Re: I Got Scammed Last Night by Axis313(m): 3:18pm On Jul 15
Adeoye11:
Can you expantiate more pls, kind of confused on what transpired
The transaction was declined due to insufficient funds in the customer's account, but the op didn't pay attention to it,he thought the transaction was successful hence giving the customer the amount he required for.
Romance › Re: Men Can Lie, They Only Have Standard Online Says A Lady With Big Belly by Axis313(m): 3:11pm On Jul 15
I swear, there is no shame again especially for women.
Something that should be in private has now become topic of discussion on social media.
Christianity Etc › Re: “we Bear Good Names, But We Live Bad Lives." — Pastor Sparks Debate With Remarks by Axis313(m): 2:56pm On Jul 15
sweerychick:
Funny but true.. reminds me of an English footballer snotgrass cheesy cheesy cheesy
Also former Denmark player bears Ebbe Sand.
Christianity Etc › Re: “we Bear Good Names, But We Live Bad Lives." — Pastor Sparks Debate With Remarks by Axis313(m): 2:52pm On Jul 15
Faith is not faithful with her husband
Mercy is the queen of wickedness
Prosper's business has been run down
Christianity Etc › Re: “we Bear Good Names, But We Live Bad Lives." — Pastor Sparks Debate With Remarks by Axis313(m): 2:47pm On Jul 15
The pastor no lie,no be by the name you are bearing but your mindset.
God will not change the condition of people until they change what is in their minds.
Family › Re: Mikel Obi Speaks On Family Financial Pressure Faced By Successful Africans by Axis313(m): 4:30pm On Jul 14
He no lie,all the responsibilities of the family will be shouldered by such person.
You will hear things like:my father and his great grandfather are cousins,they will attach themselves to such person by force.
Some may even sacrifice their own well-being and their children for the sake of the family at large, but most of them were under appreciated.
Politics › Re: US Lobbying Firm Offers Asylum Support To PFIPC's Adeyemi by Axis313(m): 4:07pm On Jul 14
You can see people that are aiding corruption,offering asylum to a corrupt individual.
Romance › Re: Lady Cleans Talking Stage Guy's House, Gets Unexpected Introduction by Axis313(m): 10:59am On Jul 14
[quote author=phrank9 post=140021608][/quote]The thing tire me o.
Romance › Re: Lady Cleans Talking Stage Guy's House, Gets Unexpected Introduction by Axis313(m): 10:42am On Jul 14
undecided
Is this skit or what?
She recorded herself doing the cleaning,so she was expecting that there will be a twist somewhere along the line.
I don't buy this story.
Car Talk › Re: Driver Tries To Drive Out Of Flood Canal In Lagos, Video Sparks Mixed Reactions by Axis313(m):
grin
I swear, people wey normal for Lagos is not up to five,me and four others, wetin be the meaning of this?
How did he got there in the first place?
Can't he engage the services of towing vehicles.
Celebrities › Re: Jérémy Doku Is Reportedly In The Court Of Divorce From His Wife. by Axis313(m):
Kingluqman:
And this guy cut my ticket when e born oo


E run comot leave en team for World Cup when dem wan play Iran oo


So, no be you get the pikin grin grin
grin
E do me one kind for eye o,so na another man pikin he left Belgian camp go do omugwor for.
Celebrities › Re: Jérémy Doku Is Reportedly In The Court Of Divorce From His Wife. by Axis313(m): 11:38pm On Jul 13
undecided
Is it not the same Jeremy Doku who left the Belgium camp to stay with his wife when she was delivered of the newborn baby.
Jokes Etc › Re: Give Me For Free, I Give What You See Lady Teases A Sale Boy With Her Big Boobs by Axis313(m): 9:55pm On Jul 13
Lovelink1991:
You go cut them give me go house grin grin grin grin
grin
That one really cracked me up.
Jokes Etc › Re: Give Me For Free, I Give What You See Lady Teases A Sale Boy With Her Big Boobs by Axis313(m): 6:25pm On Jul 13
I like the guy,he no even look her face.
He know wetin carry him come hustle for city.
May God bless his hustle.
Romance › Re: I Nearly Die In Active Service by Axis313(m): 5:47pm On Jul 13
grin
As you are struggling to breathe, she is shouting harder! harder!!
Na small e remain make you cross to the other side upon harder, harder.
Travel › Re: 27 African Countries Granted Easier Entry To Canada Under 2026 Rules (Full List by Axis313(m): 5:35pm On Jul 13
Great100000:
But jokes apart, wetin dey sup. Nigeria is not there. This is no longer funny.
Bro,if Nigeria dey there,I can guarantee you before this week run out, their immigration officials won't be able to handle the influx of Nigerians who will start entering Canada.
Crime › Re: Two APC Supporters Caught Stealing Chickens (Photo) by Axis313(m): 9:56am On Jul 13
Nobody didn't talk about the fact that the picture is AI.
Na APC heart attack go unalive the op.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Chinese Christians Are Disappearing For Refusing To Worship President Xi by Axis313(m): 6:40am On Jul 13
When they are doing the same thing to Muslims, some ignorant bigots were rejoicing.
It seems they too are being served that same hot breakfast.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Has Killed 2,561 Terrorists Who Invaded On Oct. 7 by Axis313(m): 2:52pm On Jul 12
Yes, including babies and children.
Crime › Re: US Releases List, Photos Of 5 Popular Yahoo Boys Facing Deportation by Axis313(m): 2:38pm On Jul 12
papiSNEH:
Correct Score 3-2
You mean Tom and Jerry correct score.
Christianity Etc › Re: Ex-Muslim Habibat Salawudeen Completes 144-Hour Bible Reading GWR Attempt by Axis313(m):
Why can't she change her name from Habibat?abi there's no better female Christian name again.
Most of these apostates always cling to their Muslim names,if they can leave Islam why can't they leave it completely by changing their names?
Romance › Re: I Can't Wait To Marry So That I Can Cheat On My Husband Says 30 Yrs Single Lady by Axis313(m): 7:51am On Jul 12
Is this content or what.
30 year old woman,I can't even call her a lady.
There's no shame anymore,see as she's saying it with confidence with her bo*bs wey full ground like rumor.
The best option for her is to have Open Marriage contract with her "husband" so none of will feel cheated.
Crime › Re: They Did Video And Sent To Them Saying "If U Kill Anyone,we Will Kill Ur Family by Axis313(m): 7:29am On Jul 12
They don't want any harm to happen to their loved ones, but they don't think twice before unaliving their victims.
I like this strategy,God bless the person that came up with this strategy.
Health › Re: Help!!! How Can I Get Rid Of Bedbugs??? by Axis313(m): 10:50pm On Jul 11
Love800:
Thanks so much.

You mean you cut tiny holes on the cover of the plastic bottle?

Can i use a normal laundry/baber spraying-container?
Yes.
Politics › Re: Police Officer Begs After Smashing Mercedes-benz Window (Photos/Video) by Axis313(m):
Pure abuse of power.
If he can use anger to smash the car's window glass,he should use that same anger to repair the car.
Pleading won't help in this situation,by the time the case reached the commissioner of police in the state,he should say goodbye to his job.
Sports › Re: South African World Cup Star, Jayden Adams Dies At 25 by Axis313(m): 5:22pm On Jul 11
Nwaokunkpara:
I don't think that south African souls deserve to rest in peace
Guy,we don't have to stoop so low to their level,if they are behaving like animals we should show them that our level is far higher than theirs.
Food › Re: Suya Or Kilishi: Which Would You Go For? (pictures) by Axis313(m): 5:11pm On Jul 11
Dogalmighty17:
You see that kilishi? Forget am. That thing is so unhygienic you must have a suicide wish to eat it. I ate kilishi last 15 years ago and I promised God that if I survived that night, I'll never eat it again. Imagine hot purge catching you inside go slow in the checking point before Abacha Barracks in Abuja. During the time security situation was tense in Abuja with soldiers planting check points everywhere.
Anyone who has travelled that road that period will remember how long the go slow used to be and commercial buses don't stop. Na inside that go slow hot purge catch me. Hmmmm... I beg everything that day o. God o, Devil o, my ancestors o, na so I dey beg make shit no disgrace me inside bus that day.

See that kilishi? God forbid.
grin
See as I dey laugh here and people are looking at me,I am sorry bro,it can't be helped.
Honestly,if you eat more kilishi, your body system will develop resistance to any spirit of purging.

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