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Celebrities › Re: Late Gbenga Adeboye With Late Michael Jackson (pics) by Axis313(m): 3:23pm On Nov 06, 2023

Dididrumz:
Funwontan

Jengbetiele.
One Man Battalion.
Alhaji Pastor Oluwo.

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Business › Re: Traders At Alaba Rago Market Cleaning Up After Closure (Pictures) by Axis313(m): 5:58am On Oct 28, 2023

See dirty environment.
And some people are comfortable sitting in this kind of environment to make sales.
Indeed some people deserves iron hands.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Iran Raises Mahdi Black Flag Over One Of Worlds Largest Mosques In Ominous Sign by Axis313(m): 2:34am On Oct 23, 2023

MightySparrow:
Death to terrorists.

Death to land grabbers.

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Nairaland General › Re: How To Get Rid Of Bed Bugs: Home Remedies by Axis313(m): 2:51pm On Oct 17, 2023

The only effective one I knew and used and worked for me is the mixture of salt,detergent,kerosene and water.
Just mix everything together,but with higher amount of salt.Just apply it to the their hideouts,and you won't hear from them again.
The kerosene will kill them instantly while the detergent and salt will destroy their eggs.
That's what I used and they are now history in my home.

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Romance › Re: Thunder Fire Croatia!!! by Axis313(m): 2:18am On Oct 13, 2023

Lol.

Romance › Re: Why Is a Woman's Right Breast Bigger Than The Left One? by Axis313(m): 9:43pm On Oct 10, 2023

Opanka44:
Nairalanders, I've been wondering about this particular observation through out my existence here on Earth. I'm a keen Admirer of good Boobs especially the saggy melon-like type. when I get married, I wouldn't want my wife to wear Bra when we are together at home. I love boobs so so much. And I don't care if my woman is ugly or has flat backside, as long as she's got those boobs, I'm fine.
In the course of my observation, I noticed that, a woman's right breast is Bigger than the left one. I don't know why this is so, that's why I have brought it here so I can hear and learn from our experts. I don't even know if women have noticed this too.
Good bless every good and humble woman out there. Amen.
Your inputs are necessary.

* Pls note that this may not only be peculiar to left been big or right been small but the Fact is, a woman's two breasts are never of size size. One is Bigger than the other.

Op,my observation is most girls left breasts are bigger than the right ones,reason is that most guys are right handed,and instinctively uses right hands to press that elastic balloon.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: The United States Warns Hezbollah To Stay Out of israeli conflict. . Rt.com by Axis313(m): 1:25am On Oct 09, 2023

Dey play.
You are sending warships in support of Israeli terrorism on Palestinians,and at the same time want to block support for the oppressed party.
Dey play.

Family › Re: Would You Do This If You Were Offered $20million? (Shocking replies) by Axis313(m): 5:11am On Sep 28, 2023

Lol.
Not only with your parents but with security forces.

Food › Re: Which Of These Nigerian Delicacies Is Your Most Preferred? (picture) by Axis313(m): 9:16pm On Sep 21, 2023

Emilokoiyawon:
I heard the SLAVES of Saudi Arabia don't eat pork.

And I can see you,bona fide slave of Israel.

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Crime › Re: Police Alert On ‘sextortion’ Via Dating Platforms, Urge Fun Seeker To Be Careful by Axis313(m): 8:59pm On Sep 21, 2023

What a man can do,a woman can do better.
What konji will cause in this world,even konji itself won't be able to avoid it's consequences.

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Education › Re: Meet Karan Singh, One Of The Tallest Boy In India by Axis313(m): 10:07pm On Sep 20, 2023*

He will still have the same intelligence as a 5 year old boy that he is.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Can I Start Virtual Top Up (VTU) Business. by Axis313(op): 8:32pm On Sep 20, 2023

ntukidem99:
Yes, I can help.
In my website you'll learn everything you have to know about selling data and airtime to make profit.
Here is the pricing on the site....
9mobile
1gb - N152.9
2gb - N305
3gb - N458
4gb - N611.6
7gb - N1848
Airtel
500mb - N113
1gb - N225.5
2gb - N451
5gb - N1127
10gb - N2255
Glo
200mb - N51.7
500mb - N118.25
1gb - N236.5
2gb - N473
3gb - N709.5
5gb - N1166
10gb - N2365
MTN
500mb - N118
1gb - N238
2gb - N477.4
3gb - N716.1
5gb - N1193
10gb - N2387

You can resell at.....
1gb - N400
2gb - N700
3gb - N1000, etc

I started like you and now I have enough money to build the website itself
the website domain link is Topupvtu.com.ng
or contact me on whatsapp (dont call pls) 08152119900

Thanks bro,I will try it out.

Sports › Re: 2 Games Destroy 1500 Odds Combination Bet Won by Axis313(m): 10:27am On Sep 06, 2023

guobe:
once your games are set just click on combined then click on the number of folders which represent the number of games you feel will be successful then input your amount in the stake option.10 games can be played with less than 1000 naira.11 games with 1000 naira.12 games 2000 naira.14 games 3500.14 games 7000 naira.The more games that comes like you getting 10 over 12 your money will be huge but if you get 6 over 12 you can be given 100 naira. It is better to use combination in bigger idds and draws.

Thanks,I got it.
Do you have any social media platform where I can follow your predictions.

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Sports › Re: 2 Games Destroy 1500 Odds Combination Bet Won by Axis313(m): 9:53am On Sep 06, 2023

guobe:
And another combination of 4000 naira

Sincerely,I don't know how you play this combination bet,I have tried it without expert guidance,but no way.I will like you to put me through.

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Sports › Re: 2 Games Destroy 1500 Odds Combination Bet Won by Axis313(m): 9:52am On Sep 06, 2023

Politics › Re: Zamfara Residents Kidnap Bandits’ Wives In Retaliation For Abduction Of Farmers by Axis313(m): 5:14pm On Sep 02, 2023*

Actually,they know those bandits well,but what most people may not know is that before it degenerates into this,they might be shielding those small boys that turned bandits today from punishment,now they have no choice than to face the consequences of what they know or unknowingly created.
I remembered during my service year in one small town,Faskari,Katsina state.It was on Wednesday and I was coming back from our CDS with a female colleague,Rose,she is from Benue state(not her real name though),both of us wear our complete NYSC outfit,we are on the way to our lodge,out of nowhere a stone just landed on the lady,we looked back and saw some small small almajiri boys with stones in their hands targeting my female colleague,and speaking Hausa,I don't understand the language,but she can speak it fluently,she told me they were cursing her for wearing trousers undecided

,we chased them away,while all these were going on,there was an elderly man sitting nearby watching the event,but refused to caution the boys.I was so angry.
We approached him,and the girl complained bitterly to him about the incident in Hausa,but surprisingly,baba looked the other way as if nothing happened,I was surprised,because where I come from,no matter what,those boys will be punished severely.
What is happening now,especially the banditry problem surely have it's roots in such events.
They know those boys from their childhood and when they go wrong they refuse to punish them,now it has become a real problem of national proportion.
"A child that you refuse to train will one day sell cheaply the house you labour to build".

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Politics › Re: Residents In Awe After Witnessing Rainfall In Only A Section Of Their Street by Axis313(m): 6:00am On Sep 01, 2023

Access03:
You could have made use of the available connection with a well know politician accepted by the inhabitants in Faskari LGA then, rather than returning South after the compulsory one-year service. Maybe you would be in the National Assembly as Legislative aide today!😀😀

Lol.

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Sports › Re: Throwback: 1994 Africa Cup Of Nations Finals. by Axis313(m): 3:33pm On Aug 31, 2023

Psady:
It was that wicked Roberto baggio that knowingly place the ball on our defenders hands ,just because they couldn't break thru our defence wall and time was running out ,I can't forget that experience. Same Roberto baggio took the spot kick and scored the winner goal. I was so happy they lost to Brazil in the final to a penalty shootout.

And that one na im pain pass

Sports › Re: Throwback: 1994 Africa Cup Of Nations Finals. by Axis313(m): 2:26pm On Aug 31, 2023

I can also recall USA '94,when we are grouped together with Argentina,Bulgaria and Greece,we won Bulgaria 3-0 in our first ever world cup match,losing narrowly to Maradona led Argentina 2-1 after Samson Siasia scored the opener,then beaten Greece 2-0 to top the group,only to lose to Italy who came third in their group 2-1 due to inexperience of one of our defenders who fell the trick of an Italian attacker to cause penalty which was converted by either Roberto or Dino Baggio (both are brothers I always mistook them for one another),I was so sad I refused to eat dinner when I reached home grin

my mum no even send me,I went to bed on empty stomach.
But after the world cup,Nigeria was ranked 4th by FIFA,and that was the highest rank Nigeria has ever attained in the FIFA ranking.

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Sports › Re: Throwback: 1994 Africa Cup Of Nations Finals. by Axis313(m): 2:12pm On Aug 31, 2023

The second afcon that Nigeria won after the1980 own.
I remembered the semi final match against Côte d'Ivoire,they wan kill us e remain small,it was afternoon I just returned from school,I was in JSS 2 then,no light for my area,and we went to the mosque compound to watch the match,the match was second half and Côte d'Ivoire was leading us 2-1,everywhere was tense,na Ben Iroha,the left back save us with an equalizer.
Full time finished,extra time no goals,then penalty kick.
Côte d'Ivoire lost on penalty.

Final match against Zambia,na Amunike two goals won the trophy for Nigeria,after Zambia went a goal up.
We won,and the celebration was wild in our street.
Those were times that that I can die on top Nigeria football,not the ones we are watching now.

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Politics › Re: Residents In Awe After Witnessing Rainfall In Only A Section Of Their Street by Axis313(m): 2:00pm On Aug 31, 2023*

vowiski:
Most Norther states have good roads sha..

Not the thiefing bastards we have in the South

Sincerely,I am not even interested in the rain but how good the road is.I served in Katsina state some years back,and my PPA was in Faskari local government,all the roads in that local government was tarred and in good conditions,especially those inner streets ones,all the inner street roads down here na mud full am,and it's only during the dry seasons they only grade those roads,and we always claim we are more intelligent and enlightened than them.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham United Vs Chelsea - 3 - 1 (Full Time) by Axis313(m): 9:54pm On Aug 20, 2023

Rowlandjude:
At this point even if Chelsea were sponsored by Microsoft, Chelsea still won’t excel

Lol.
Chelsea wey no get shirt sponsor at the moment,but it's going to be an idea sha if Microsoft can be their shirt sponsor,abeg I wan check something.

Agriculture › Re: My Little Backyard Farm by Axis313(m): 8:24pm On Aug 19, 2023

Nice one bro,more power to your elbow.
If you have a productive farm in this economy abeg you are a rich person.

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Crime › Re: Poverty Or Sheer Greed? Man Loads 13 Water Tanks On Keke (video & Pictures) by Axis313(m): 11:16pm On Aug 17, 2023

The way the keke is swaying under the weight of the tanks eh?,na disaster waiting to happen.

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Crime › Re: Poverty Or Sheer Greed? Man Loads 13 Water Tanks On Keke (video & Pictures) by Axis313(m): 11:13pm On Aug 17, 2023

The person wey arranged those tanks will know how to arrange Nigeria's affair.

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Romance › Re: Bride Fights Groom As They Exited Their Wedding Ceremony (Pics/Video) by Axis313(m): 10:59pm On Aug 17, 2023

Marriage is just overrated,some people are better off single than being in an unhappy union.
Societal pressure always push many into marrying their "enemies".

Food › Re: Check Out This N4.6million Naira Barbeque Fish (pics/video) by Axis313(m): 6:50am On Aug 17, 2023

Fish of Life.
I am sure it won't be up to 50k,all for social media.

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Romance › Re: Every man goes through this process at a point in their life(photo) by Axis313(m): 12:59pm On Aug 16, 2023

Suffering and Smiling.

Nairaland General › Re: Kangaroo Challenges A Man To A Fight: A Very Hilarious Scene by Axis313(m): 2:18am On Aug 16, 2023

This one na young kangaroo,I wonder if they will still stand there to play with a full grown male kangaroo,that one na death sentence.

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Forum Games › Re: Weekend Games Night by Axis313(m): 4:22pm On Aug 11, 2023

Bintdawood:
1. Do you struggle with your emotions or you are a hard person?
I dont struggle with my emotions and am not a hard person🌝🌝 moderate

2. Describe your perfect day.

Uumm waking up and offering my daily prayer, eating my favorite meal and spending my day with my loved ones 🌝

I tag: @kwinanitaa and @Axis313

Politics › Re: Customs Lists Conditions For Reopening Land Borders To Vehicles, Rice, Others by Axis313(m): 8:08am On Aug 11, 2023*

The border should be open for importation of essential items like foods especially rice,but then it may be difficult to monitor the inflow of arms and ammunitions into the country.
Honestly it is just a difficult decision to take,considering the fact that our border is so over porous.

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Car Talk › Re: Nigerian Man Quarrels With Pump Attendant For Filling Up His Fuel Tank (Video) by Axis313(m): 1:27pm On Aug 10, 2023

Real definition of transfer of aggression,everyone is in anger mood right now.

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