Yugoslavia247:
Grasshopper wey we dey teach children not to play with talk more of chop.

Things dey happen.
If e sweet na protein.

Another man food is another man poison.

For east we dey chop flying insects.
For west we dey chop snake
For North we chop grasshopper.

Nothing is bad to chop if Eno kill you.

You mean you eat all flying insects in the East?
So, you eat:

1.) MOSQUITOES
2.) HOUSEFLY
3.) DRAGONFLY
4.) FLYING ANTS
etc.

Na you talk am so oooo!

Holiness2100:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLLIHZmkix0?si=kQlVldvSfAvpraVy

https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/turkish-mp-who-collapsed-after-saying-israel-will-suffer-allahs-wrath-dies/

Previous Thread https://www.nairaland.com/7938900/turkish-mp-suffers-heart-attack#127448854

If cursing israel is what causes heart attack and death, thousands of Iranians and Houthis could have died especially their leaders. Israel with her evil actions is already an accursed nation.

Meanwhile Israeli officers and soldiers are being sent to hell by Hamas.

BloomingDale:
Lol. Probably stroke.

You are Lol in this situation?

You must be a wicked witch of the highest order, but your ill wishes for the Senate President will return to you.

BloomingDale:
Lol. Probably stroke.

You are Lol in this situation?

You must be a wicked witch of the highest order, but your ill wishes for the Senate President will return to you.

A very good news for Mama-Puts all over Nigeria.

Let Mama-Puts breathe and smile again.

BEHOLD ISRAELI SOLDIERS AND OFFICERS BEING KILLED BY HAMAS: WHERE IS ISRAEL INVINCIBILITY ON THE BATTLEFIELD?

OVB123:
Indomie generation. In this present economic realitics, you think 2.5m is easy to get? How much do you have in your account? Mtcheeew!

Indeed =N=2.5m is not easy to get, yet he got it, wasted it, wasted his own life and has no consideration for who lend him the money.

What a selfish soul he is!

naijamerican:
God bless israel

God cannot bless a fake murderous 'nation', God is not partial and not a blood sucker like Netanyahu.

Righteousness2:
Make no Mistake!!! This is a Sign from above.
How can you curse Whom GOD has BLESSED!

Nations and people should tread Carefully with the nation of ISRAEL.
ISRAEL is GOD ALMIGHTY Signet on the Earth.

Just like Balaam who was Hired by Balak to Curse ISRAEL . His Donkey Had to talk to Him to make him understand that the assignment he was Hired for was a very Dangerous one.

The Covenant is not a Joke.
The Covenant is a strong covenant.
The Covenant is a life Covenant .

[b][/b]

WHY DID THE BELOW HAPPENED IF THE COVENANT IS A LIFE COVENANT?:

The son of Israel's ex-army chief Gadi Eisenkot, who is currently a minister in the country's war cabinet, has been killed in Gaza, the military says.

It says 25-year-old Master Sergeant Gal Eisenkot died in northern Gaza on Thursday.

Israeli media say MSgt Eisenkot was badly injured after a tunnel shaft exploded and later died in hospital.

NOTE: The Turkish MP suffered a ❤️ heart attack because he was emotionally attached. It's normal for his age and heavy schedule, it's not because he cursed the acursed Israel.

Give the FCT Minister, Nyesom Wike the sole unrivaled right and alcohol erudition to do the analysis and calculation.

But can you trust the survival of a goat in a lion's custody?

HeadNigga:
Twisted the man's words with that headline. The punch acted like a blogger...leave this twisting for na!jacover and co...we know they are garnishers already.

He only said how he wishes to die not how he will die.

No one twisted his words.
Stop crying more than the bereaved. Stop being a slave of Pastor Enoch Adeboye

Rat has eaten all Atiku's academic qualification papers when madam Titi Atiku forgot some leftover suya beef near her husband's ancient leather box.

You are not supposed to accept Islam because of your husband, you are supposed to accept Islam because you are convinced it is the straight path ordained by the one and only God for the whole of mankind.

Quite unfortunate that this woman, Beta Edu is not as intelligent as I thought she is!

A woman who is supposed to be thanking Prof. Ben Ayade the former governor of Cross River State throughout her lifetime for making her relevant and connecting her with BAT is now giving credit to an ordinary mortal like herself.

Here goes another mumu medical doctor.

Countermars:
He looks good at 60. Healthy living is really good with a heart and mind free from anxiety

Stop deceiving yourself. Chris Oyakhilome well fit. the analogy of:
"ÀWÒDÌ JEUN ÈPÈ SANRA"........the future will tell,

The sweet talker who talk as if he has a candy in his mouth will not have a very merry Christmas this year.

Ozekhome deserves what he got and a perpetual dent to his career this will be.

=N=40million no be joke.

Very happy to note that the lawyer (MikeOzekhome) who [b]lies so smoothly as if licking sweet [/b]will be coughing out =N=40,000,000 (forty million naira only) as fine.

A big dent no doubt to his career. His mouth was dry today.

Maybe he planned hoisting former governor Okowa on it so that people will know he is still kicking fine as we no longer hear from him.

On a very serious note this is an unconscionable act when people are suffering in the state. A Christmas tree is nothing.but a myth, so why excel in stvpidity by advancing falsehood o ye! Sheriff the governor?

Be wise man.

raskymonojendor:
Great to know.

There is so much misinformation all over the internet with regards to COP28.
The number below 👇 should be revised.

Countries:
1 🇧🇷Brazil: 3,081
2 🇨🇳China: 1,411
3 🇳🇬Nigeria: 1,411 - FAKE NEWS
4 🇮🇩Indonesia: 1,229
5 🇯🇵Japan: 1,067
6 🇹🇷Türkiye: 1,045
7 🇮🇳India: 948
8 🇲🇦Morocco: 823
9 🇫🇷France: 800
10 🇺🇸United States: 770
11 🇰🇪Kenya: 765
12 🇹🇿Tanzania: 763
13 🇨🇦Canada: 742
14 🇮🇱Israel: 718
15 🇲🇾Malaysia: 700
16 🇬🇧United Kingdom: 697
17 🇰🇷South Korea: 689
18 🇬🇭Ghana: 618
19 🇺🇬Uganda: 606
20 🇨🇩Congo DR: 590
21 🇷🇺Russia: 590
22 🇪🇬Egypt: 565
23 🇸🇳Senegal: 560
24 🇹🇩Chad: 554
25 🇮🇹Italy: 533
.
🇳🇬 Nigeria: 422

Those who are throwing up 1,400+ figure cannot give us the details with facts.

Now that an official figure has been released formally and officially some are still denying it.
This is nothing but a sign of mental illness on their side. What a warped mind their is.

SpatialKing:
See how they have started looking for trouble, Muslims won't call Yemen 🇾🇪 to order...

When attacking starts raining on them now

You guys will come online and be crying like babies

Shut your loose trap! Who made you a mouth-piece for the zionists and their evil 😈 masters!

ReacherSaidNoth:
I'm curious, how do Churchians feel when their lives remain unchanged after the many programs with colourful themes?

The truth is that their lives will never change because lies cannot produce positive change in humans. A lot of false pretence at those programs produce the colour there, after the lies and departure the truth sinks in - NOTHING CHANGES!

codedgalaxy:

The truth is we do not attend church because of our spiritual leaders and the sermons they preach for every common man could stay at home and with is bible meditate on the word of God therein, but because going to church,singing praises,and other prosessions strenthens our conviction in God the more. Same way a person (fan) who owns a satalite dish will leave his home to go pay money and watch a football match at a viewing center.

Will you keep quiet!

Migrate to the farthest back row now.

codedgalaxy:

How do you walk, press phone,doze/sleep,move about all week but, two hours in church seems like a lifetime smh.

Because you know deep down your soul that your pastor or Bishop is not a honest man even though he can shout and gesticulate more than Kenneth. Okwonkwo.

Perhaps this is coming from Rewane because he thought he will get a serious appointment from Tinubu; but no show.

When did Rewane conduct his census on lunatics in Lagos?

Mantul:


Can you make chocolate from the pods? If yes do drop step by step recipe

Google should help you better.

seunayantokun:
Jailbreak next by fulani herdsmen terrorists to free them, as usual.

Two options open to those coming to free them:

1.) Total annihilation or
2.) Captured with critical gunshots

Such "as usual" rescue is gone with Buhari's reign in-sha-Allah.

MadamVanessa:


I don't know why Israel is romancing these blood sucking demons. I know they have killed them in thousands, but I am not still satisfied. Gaza , hamas and every living thing there be it women and children should be annihilated. The children are upcoming terrorists, don't spare them. Kill all damn headslamming bastards.

Yet you were part of the Christian pilgrims the Jews spit on. Why are you a woman of low esteem romancing the wicked remnants of Jesus Christ killers?

magoo10:
I hope terrorists sympathizers will not come and start crying when they are responded to.

The only terrorists are the Israelis, they have been terrorists from time immemorial, they of old connived with the Romans to crucify Jesus Christ.

They are still as at today after Christians, the followers of Jesus Christ.

I really pity those Christians without deep thoughts and sense of history licking the boot of these wicked terroristic Israelis.

magoo10:
I hope terrorists sympathizers will not come and start crying when they are responded to.

The only terrorists are the Israelis, they have been terrorists from time immemorial, they of old connived with the Romans to crucify Jesus Christ.

They are still as at today after Christians, the followers of Jesus Christ.

I really pity those Christians without deep thoughts and sense of history licking the boot of these wicked Israelis.

magoo10:
I hope terrorists sympathizers will not come and start crying when they are responded to.

The only terrorists are the Israelis, they have been terrorists from time immemorial, they of old connived with the Romans to crucify Jesus Christ.

They are still as at today after Christians, the followers of Jesus Christ.

I really pity those Christians without deep thoughts and sense of history licking the butt and boot of these wicked Israelis.

misreal:
Killing the innocent is freedom fighting ba?
These guys are free to have cars,
Free to buy guns,
Yet they think they are not free.
They just want the annihilation of israel.
But they are dreaming

Can you explain the killing of the 8 year old boy shot by Israeli soldier in the street of Jenin yesterday (29/11/2023)?