The last revelation to mankind - The Wise Qur'an has the answer to why you cannot flow with the 'Ajeris':

Taylor92:
Police women and bleaching


See finger

YELLOW FEVER: YOU DEY BLEACH SHOW
YOU DEY BLEACH
Na lie, you no fine at all
At all, na lie
My sister, who say you fine?
Na lie, you no fine at all
At all, na lie
Yellow fever
You dey bleach, o you dey bleach
You dey bleach, o you dey bleach
African mother
You dey bleach, o you dey bleach
Sissi wey dey go
Yellow fever
Stup!d thing
Yeye thing
Fuking thing
Ugly thing
Yellow fever - FELA ANIKULAPO KUTI

Taylor92:
Police women and bleaching


See finger

YOU DEY BLEACH SHOW YOU DEY BLEACH

Na lie, you no fine at all
At all, na lie
My sister, who say you fine?
Na lie, you no fine at all
At all, na lie
Yellow fever

You dey bleach, o you dey bleach
You dey bleach, o you dey bleach
African mother
You dey bleach, o you dey bleach
Sissi wey dey go
Yellow fever
Stupid thing
Yeye thing
Fucking thing
Ugly thing
Yellow fever - FELA ANIKULAPO KUTI

Where are these men Jesus talked about in the bible, by now they are up to 2,000 years old! Where are they?

brightDdon:




😲😲😲😲 Just saw it now oooo

Thanks man, it was a mistake we all learn everyday bro even though you got my message.

Once again,thanks
#onelove.

You are right......we all learn everyday.
Blessed are the humble, wise learners.
#OneNairaland

ReacherSaidNoth:
Anyone holding the useless title of 'Pastor' should not be trusted.

Indeed for 99.9% of them.

'Dr.' NOAH KEKERE is a living testimony.

brightDdon:



My dear, I saw it too but just read it as worst ..

I hope he'll just take the correction and not turn to resulting you.

Nobaga500 had humbly accepted the correction, so keep off his lane. Meanwhile you too should also know that you need to read your post well before posting because you can't use resulting for insulting.

[/quote] "Dear Pastor Tunde, @thetbakareiknow, When your colleagues are caught with their pants down in unholy sexual activities, we never hear your voice. You never speak nor preach about them. It comes to the death of a boy who is old enough to be your last born, and you say, 'HE REAPED THE REWARD OF HIS ACTIONS. What Actions? Please, please, please KEEP THE SAME ENERGY with your corrupted Colleagues as you just did today. It's the anointing of God upon your head that's making me not go off on this LOOSE COMMENT OF YOURS. I have learned over the years that if you have nothing nice to say, keep mute (DON'T TALK AT ALL). Preach your gospel and leave Mohbad's name out of your ministration. I don't respect old age; I respect the wisdom you exhibit at old age." - Tonto Dikeh
[/quote]


There is definitely NO GOD's ANNOINTING on Pastor Tunde Bakare's head.

Say all you have to say about this serial liar and God will be pleased with you.

1Sharon:
Free that little girl immediately.

Yes, she deserves her freedom.

Flogging her while interviewing her has put their accusation to DOUBTFUL MODE.

[quote author=NoToPile post=126020301]I saw the post on FB, I didn't get to read the killing part though I only saw the review part and I wondered what Ike gwuru meant.

On that same FB another person gave excellent reviews of one tomato and pepper paste I think by Tiger foods that I can't remember it's name now I wasn't interested because I use tinned tomato for jollof only.

They also said Tiger products are of good quality, well I have used their bay leaves and curry masala and they are quite good and I agreed with them in my mind.


What I don't get is why arresting her, if you feel she's defamed your product sue her, go to court shikena. Which one is whisking away, transferring case to Abuja Lori kini? this police intimidation when you are influential is nonsense.

It's a customer review in my opinion, we can't pretend some tinned tomatoes don't contain sweeteners.[quote author=NoToPile post=126020301]I

As long as our policemen love to please and dance to the tunes of the moneybags ordinary citizens will always be oppressed.

It is very clear ERISCO oppressed the lady in question.

Let's give kudos to the concerned agency now rising up to condemn ERISCO's illegal arrest and oppression.

Shame on ERISCO FOODS!

Shame on the NPF for illegal arrest.

fadilaMaikiriki:
Just wanted to know if there are better alternatives that I can use, because I do take pap all the time, and I don't use sugar for it, I use milk instead. So, I want to know if there are milks that can't make me fart, so that I can use them instead of the one I've been using before

Alternatives I know are:

1.) Soya Beans Milk (you can buy soya beans and prepare it yourself at home).

2.) Almond Breeze (Sweetened and Unsweetened available at supermarkets, but very expensive).

fadilaMaikiriki:
If only one can do voicenote on nairaland, you would have heard it. I just farted while typing this. I'm just tired honestly. Please, if you have or know any solution, do recommend please. Thanks.

You alone can help yourself, because you said it happens whenever you take milk.

The question then is: MUST YOU TAKE MILK?

If your answer is YES! Then keep farting and stop complaining.

DrGoodman:
Pastor Reno Omokri will very readily convert to Islam this very moment, but not for the right reasons of piety or satisfying his religious cravings, he will convert just to be given something to eat.

So far, everyone has ignored his childish tantrums.

Peter Obi made him look like a fool, refusing to give him anything to chew back after months of abusing the innocent man. Then he turned to igbos, and they all ignored him like a leper, he even started revising the civil war history, but like an infected Ebola patient, everyone ignored him again.

Please help reno, he's going to run mad soon if nobody responds to him

When your fellow Christian challenge you and you have no solution to the challenge, then take that moment for deep reflection about your religion.

GanagiBitrus:


The Levitical laws are in Torah under Judaism.
Christ's teachings & Christianity do not necessarily uphold those laws. Reason why the Jews were in enmity with Jesus & sought to kill him severally.
The outward appearance you consider unworthy may be quite normal in some parts of the world, so it is not a sin itself.

You are not saying the truth.

Jesus has nothing to do with Christianity. Quite unfortunate that you have been consumed by the lying spirit of Paul.

Jesus Christ as a Jewishman clearly made it clear in your bible that:

"I have not come to destroy the laws of the Prophets but to fulfil it...."

Stop following Paul's teachings, Paul was a smart fraudulent 419er of his time.

tollyboy5:


I keep saying that many people will just open the bible and read the opinions of Paul when he was writing letters to different churches and now want to enforce Paul letters as the standard of Christianity.
Paul was not even amongst those that were with Christ and understood all what Christ was about. People like peter, James etc. Paul was an apostle like Barnabas and need validation from the disciples of Christ.
Any time you want to see a pastor or anyone cap about the bible they will quickly open to one of the books written by Paul.

Many people don't know that the Hebrew or Jewish religious practice is nothing similar or close to Christianity, its even closer to Islam than christian.

Without data I'm very sure an Israeli can easily switch to practice Islam compared to practicing Christianity.

Christians should get wiser!

A man called Paul who NEVER met Jesus Christ in his time on earth wrote series of letters, wherein he distorted Jesus Christ's clear teachings and yet got his letters embedded in the bible. Are letters inspired words? How can you call the bible holy with all those distortions of the original teachings of Jesus Christ?

Paul is definitely a Fraud.

Ocandor:
Obi would have made Nigeria alot better than the way it is now.


Tinubu is a bad mistake

Peter Obi: Ocandor, stop lying on my behalf,
and please respect our President
Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

siofragspot:
We look forward to improved roads with PPP.


Buhari failed terribly

Only Adamu Adamu admitted his own failure, but someone else said he had done his best

Righthussle:
And pastors have been accepting this man's money as offering and tithe.

Do they care where the money comes from? Definitely NOT!

Gossiphub:
They keep adding more lies to the ones they already lied…. When will it stop?

When you close your Gossip Hub and tear into
shreds your Amebo Certificate.

Isobug:
You think we have forgotten what you said about Buhari. You foist him on us and later begin to to talk bad about him. You have started again.

I don't think Soyinka actually said this though. Trust no media house

He said it, unfortunately however Obidients have been taken over by the spirit of lies and doubts.

Peter Obi has infected you all with the spirit of Lies and doubt.

The 'Gbajue' Gangsters, now you have a new name courtesy of Prof. Wole Soyinka.

Congratulations, BUT try and spearhead the renovation of that area behind you.

They should mind their business and let JAMB do her work.

Infact they should learn how to function well from JAMB.

Mmesoma is a 19 year old brilliant fraudster who is legally qualified to carry her cross.

SeriouslySense:
Why are you teaching presenting Islam on a Christian thread.

She can always visit your threads, if she is interested.

Anyway, just saying. What if i came to your thread, and presented the Gospel will that be okay.

It was not tagged a Christian thread, moreso the constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria allows freedom of speech.

That lady needs deliverance from Satan Ambassadors and I am happy to offer my sincere advise to her.

chigoziri2403:
It's your first time in the church
Its okay to feel ostracised
With time, you will feel among
Probably buy a few trousers and brush up your queen's English
As for speaking in tongues...... Maybe you learn a foreign language or an indigenous language like efik or birom

Your recommendations are perfect if she wants to by all means remain among those who fool themselves, knowing fully well that they are fooling themselves.

I however see in her a lady that wants to serve God decently, so I believe your recommendations are going to be rejected by her.

I pray she finds satisfaction in the natural and perfect religion Jesus Christ the son of Mary practiced - ISLAM.

Congratulations to the wise humble guy of great intellect brain-wise and football-foot-wise.

By now, those mocking him that he uses a cooper an old school Samsung phone with broken face will see how stup!d they are.

4labi1:
This is just a rubish development... How is 140 over 400 a good score. 180 was me trying to understand 140 is an insult on people intelligence level.

Mr. Intelligent, this is just to make dull students like you to be so happy that you are good to go to a university, but you may not be admitted afterall; because others scored far better marks than 140.

So, know it well that you cannot be more intelligent than JAMB as the policy maker.

Hope you get it Afolábí

Ofunaofu:
This is more like a mockery

Because as far as Nigerians are concerned, Tinubu only went there to kiss, hug, shake hands, peck and smile at other attendees of the summit

When Ofunaofu speaks, everyone knows that an ÒPÒNÚ has spoken, not on behalf of Nigerians, but on behalf of Obid!ots.

Peter Obi should intervene immediately by converting his highest votes in the Presidential Election in Lagos to lands in Lagos for his ungrateful Igbo kinsmen.

IVORY2009:
A dead fish can not be sweet again in soup

Obidient-Obid!ots will forever stink inside-out. They are nothing but Dirty, Evil Souls and a laughing stock.

Peter Obi and all unrepentant Obidient-Obid!ots will live the rest of their time on earth a Sad lot.

FalseProphet1:
I see Nigeria lifting that trophy.

This I have seen.

Unfortunately your Name is a spirit dampner! Are you related to Pastor Feyiropo?

kekakuz:
My first daughter happens to live with her mum and i only get to see her Like once a week or less.

I have noticed that when ever she talks to me on phone, she talks like an adult. She says things only an experienced person would say.for example, she called me to buy 3 cakes for her birthday and I questioned why.

She said because the last time I bought her cake was for her 1st birthday and I have to buy for all the years I did not buy.recently, I asked her who is God and she said God is a spirit that lives in heaven and is on the water and he created everything from the the water.

Even though this sounds incoherent and funny, I don't expect such answer from a 4 years old girl.

Today, I called her to myself and ask her what of her mum and she answered "which one" I was shocked .

I proceeded to ask her how many mum does she have and she said "my mum dies long time ago and this one is her second mum" I was shocked to the bone.

So I separated her from her siblings and asked deeper questions even tho I didn't want her to feel scared. She also told me she had 2 othere siblings and called their names. Told me where she lived before and this is where I stopped.

I have always wanted to belive In Reincarnation and this is proof before my very eyes .

Guys what do you think and how do I handle this

Since you already got the proof of your so-called reincarnation of which you said: "I have always wanted to belive in", then why are you bothering people here?

But the TRUTH is that when you die, there is no coming back to the world again until resurrection day BUT if you are the type of father or you have a wife that has alliance with SATAN instead of dedicating your life to GOD, then it is possible for GOD to permit SATAN to mess up your life with such child you are talking about.

I will however advise you to be very careful with that 4 years old child and not jump into the conclusion that you have come to, because that child might just be talking innocently. The child might have watched too much Nollywood weird films (if you and your wife have exposed the child to such).

If such acts continue under the new governor of Kano state at the instigation of Kwankwaso, then it is highly likely that Kano will unfortunately at a point witness a catastrophic tragedy as a state.