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r231:
very funny
get a lawyer and sue WHO
in nigeria who must be joking

thats the attitude that lets them get away with it

with hard evidence any money hungry lawyer can beat them down

they might even resort to settlin outside of court!

in fact im gettin rid of all husband, boyfriend software

and installing Aristo 6.0

it has been rumoured to contain many glamourous packages

manalo blahnic, miu miu and chanel is automaticly sent via mail

jewellry monthly, dinners fortnightly

and options to switch on and off when you like

i think it was made in heaven!!!

she probably doesnt want to know

ask her rhetorically

hey imagine if ur man was cheating woulfd u want to know??

her answer will determine whether u shuld!

awww

lies.ini absolutely hate it!!! even if u instal churchboi.nig ur comp will still get infected!!

the whiteboi.uk is too chav for me

unless its the richwhiteboi.uk!!

go and get a lawyer and sue them!!

dont even let it go!!!

soo many people are victims of this nonsense

if the passport is fake they need to prove it!

virgin passport ko!

good luck

Twizy is obsessed wiv me!

has nobody seen the humour of this situation


the  man slapped her cos she speaks too much english!!!!


LWKMD!!!!!!

God knows ill pour petrol on him in the middle of the nite and set his thingy ON FIRE!!!

who dares slap me in my own home?

edgy creative blah blah blah

evil is evil and it was bein considered as kool??

no wonder the man topped himself!

there are wholesalers sellin directly now

so retailers can afford to sell it for less!

i dont listen to rihanna

but rude boy keeps playin in ma head

imma get the devils music out somehow!

^^

LWKMD

did i tell u i wont pay??

see the reasons why i was thinking of buying

whiteboi.eur add on!!!

ikebe supa!

again

mariah carey feat neyo

angels cry

not just a good man

God should give us our best friend!

Dimka 76:
my brother is married to one o. Since he got married 1 k no drop from guy pocket.

Wether d chick jazz self. Her relations are all over the houyse like eczema!

And she cant cook.

But she loves him, all dat matters.

soundz like typical ijebu woman and marriage to her!!!!

They will control him like theyve got his remote!

^^ monkey!

lol

post thats the funniest shizz ive ever heard!!!

I have checked an double checked

i dont see any thing abt manipulation

mind games

and i didnt for once see the word CONTROL!!!

wheres david??

I PERSONALLY THINK ITS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!!

Meet Herbert and Zelmyra Fisher of North Carolina. [b]They have been married 85 years (86 in May) [/b]and hold the Guinness World Record for the longest marriage of a living couple and get this…. Zelmyra is 101 years old and Herbert is 104.

The happily married couple teamed up with twitter this Valentine’s Day to answer some relationship questions. Check out their take on finding love, getting through hard times and more. Good read.

     1. What made you realize that you could spend the rest of your lives together? Were you scared at all?
    H & Z: With each day that passed, our relationship was more solid and secure.Divorce was NEVER an option - or even a thought.

    2. How did you know your spouse was the right one for you?
    We grew up together & were best friends before we married. A friend is for life - our marriage has lasted a lifetime

    3. Is there anything you would do differently after more than 80 years of marriage?
    We wouldn’t change a thing. There’s no secret to our marriage, we just did what was needed for each other & our family.

    4. What is your advice to someone who is trying to keep the faith that Mr. Right is really out there?
    Zelmyra: Mine was just around the corner! He is never too far away, so keep the faith - when you meet him, you’ll know.

5. What was the best piece of marriage advice you ever received?
Respect, support & communicate with each other.Be faithful, honest & true.Love each other with ALL of your heart

6. What are the most important attributes of a good spouse?
Zelmyra: A hard worker & good provider.The 1920s were hard,but Herbert wanted & provided the best for us.I married a good man!

7. What is your best Valentine’s Day memory?
Zelmyra: I cook dinner EVERY day.Herbert left work early & surprised me – he cooked dinner for me! He is a VERY good cook!

Herbert: I said that I was going to cook dinner for her & she could relax - the look on her face & clean plate made my day!

8. You got married very young – how did u both manage to grow as individuals yet not grow apart as a couple?
“Everyone who plants a seed & harvests the crop celebrates together” We are individuals, but accomplish more together.

9. What is your fondest memory of your 85-year marriage?
Our legacy: 5 children, 10 grandchildren, 9 great-grandchildren, and 1 great-great grandchild.

10. Does communicating get easier with time? How do you keep your patience?
The children are grown, so we talk more now. We can enjoy our time on the porch or our rocking chairs - together.

11. How did you cope when you had to be physically separated for long periods of time?
Herbert: We were apart for 2 months when Z was hospitalized with our 5th child. It was the most difficult time of my life. Zelmyra’s mother helped me with the house and the other children, otherwise I would have lost my mind.

12. At the end of bad relationship day, what is the most important thing to remind yourselves?
Remember marriage is not a contest – never keep a score. God has put the two of you together on the same team to win

13. Is fighting important?
NEVER physically! Agree that it’s okay to disagree, & fight for what really matters. Learn to bend - not break!

14. What’s the one thing you have in common that transcends everything else?
We are both Christians
& believe in God.Marriage is a commitment to the Lord.We pray with & for each other every day.

http://twitter.com/longestmarried

^^

scrub!

visit??

what happened to goin on a date

what do u mean u both love eact other??

im a birt confused now!

Madukaele:
one thing i dont understand is y do ladys always deceive themselves by saying money dont matter in a relationship? lets face it with out money all your start looking for a sub, love or no love, most time i think did God create women to be senseless and money demanding or they chose to be that way. Only God can answer.

it matters to alot of women

but not all

meaning there are plenty of women u can date

that wont care

the generalization is blinding, thats why the guys keep complaining

instead of focusing on those women!

even though ive read this million times b4

its soo sweet!!

[quote author=Tee_Jay link=topic=398437.msg5516413#msg5516413 date=1266237247]remember pregnancy affect men as well[/quote]i would really like to know the science of this

^^ student

your very pretty!

loool

shame

he doesnt even want us!!

i absolutely abhor nicky minaj with a passion

overrated lil kim wannabe!

listening to woah
lil kim
the actual queen!

well

theres nothing to do abt it sha

so the woman mite as well stop complaining and live with it

but this should serve as a lesson

to women who jump at the forst proposal

it is very important to KNOW a guy

before marrying him

little little things can still make your life hell!