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commisioners police block van on road

seizes all the the cars (apparently they are stolen!!)

and drives me back to the bar!!!

now unno say connections pass connexions!!

monkey!

reaches for cell fone in van and calls the commisioner

in a few seconds all of you will be very sorry. . . . . . . . . . .

kai plati im missin that bobo oooo

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emporah i dont appreciate your town

i have the kings bodygaurds waitin in the survailence room

fully armed and dangerous so dont try it!!!!!

they are checkin the tapes and will get back to u shortly

meanwhile platinu is waiting for u

ur things were not stolen here and im not enjoyin the accusations mista

neways ill call security to check surveilance



these customers sef! its like they enjoy bein stolen from all those soilders and he still end up jakked!

*Very sexy delivery man walks in*


what do ewe have here?? ayetty opens the large box- lo and behold the 'adonis art' that plati ordered

plati o gel i dont think we can put these up

these men are too jealous

or maybe we can hang this one. . . . . . . .

[img]http://www.donstevens.ca/adonis.jpg[/img] kaii

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kaii kaii kaii
[img]http://abagond.files./2010/01/boris-kudjoe.jpg[/img] kaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

i dunno if i can hang the rest up!! my hands are trembling!!

ebony doesnt loff me

1st she commanded happy hr

now she givin out free drinks!!

kai!!

british people sha!

aww sorri googles pele

plati


no forget me oooo

googles u came with the madman

thats what happens wen u come with a madman!!

r231

ur one of my VIP's now

private member

association of omo oba's

see how we reserved the table for you

despite the crowd

we just offered that place cos the bar was gettin full

we gonna open the dancefloor now sha

kai

*puts hands on head*

as much as i tried to be civil with this man

BOUNCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS

*they ruch in and throw 190 out!!*

kmt!

daduke i thot one of my ladies got u one



sorri about that

here u are

hope ur feelin better

elowa:
**elowa walks in with his date to see a crowded bar and a rather lousy dude called 190 at the corner trying to harrass efryone**
honey, dont you think 190 is too dangerous to be allowed in places like this?
gues we need to go somewhere else.

aplogies- happy hour is ova and most of them are leaving

190 is being escorted out

hi there lady- lemme take your jacket

take a seat here

hehehe

no mind me joo

thats how i was staring at rolex man completely ignoring a customer!!

he almost walked out!!


kai kai kai kai kai kai
plati kai kai

unno we dont do those things here!!!!




however i no sabi watever goes on in the private function room upstairs ooo

wow

emporah these are alot of men

im not sure the customers wont be intimidated by thier sudden appearance

we have private rooms upstaisr

but its 100,000 naira per hour

do u wanna bring them up thru the backdoor??

lolz maeden abeg can u see this craig david lookalike!!

kaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

abeg cover me here im goin to chauffer him from the door

omg ebony eyes i see wat ur doin

*rihanna rude boi comes on*

my ladies are ruthless

yea im in

kai i dont overstep toes on this nl oooo

@op ladylike

^^ you no ayettymama will never use that language!!

instead she said 'hello there where are you going??''

apologies its crowdy now cos its happy hour and the grand opening

pls take a seat in the VIP section

your drinks will be here soon

sorry we dont operate that sort of tab system for nigerians

im really sorry 190 ur disturbing the customers

we can no longer serve u any alcoholic drinks

but your food is ready now

pls stop disturbing the dj- and behave yourself or this sexy bouncer is gna throw u out

ok

HEEEEY plati dancefloor not opened yet!!!

stop peepin behind the shutters!!

now cum back here and serve customers!!

abeg bobo rolex is leavin oo

lemme slip ma bizniz card into his pockets!!

BAR IS OPENED AND VERY BUSY

ABUJA CONNEXIONS KO

EKITI CONNEXIONS NI!

daduke have i already taken payment

kai this job no easy ooo

kai u ladies no serious!!

whilst ur all busy grindin nobody attended to omega!!!

omega heres ur wings and drink



ladies call security 190 is gettin out of hand

thank God maeden is here

wat u on abt??

ur behind the bar now

my shift is almost ova!!

*hands over corkscrew and till keys*

abeg keep an eye on 190- he seems to be abit tipsy

no mind his ranting

ladies keep an eye on 190*

190 Ok LOFF

chicken is on the grill

kai ebony even i am enjoyin this cleavage (no homo)
abeg pull em up pull em up well well

we want these men to spend more money!!

KAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

lights up the sparklers!!

28,000 naira

*puts a bowl of piping hot pepper soup on r231's table'

no oooo

unno 190 is not a serious man

he will stumble out drunk now and ill have to be chasin him for payment

i go collect money from u!!

no tab system for the naija men!!

plati u de fall my hand oo

unno everyone is on duty today cos its openin nite!

u no like me at all

oya go get someone to cover ur shift b4 u go

pweety unno serious joo!!!

finelady mad lady
how u doin loff

ebony im lovin the music!!

ooooo
*sways side to side*

unno this evenin is grime night right??

get ready for it

ull be doin the turntables!!
i wanna strictly sexy female staff operation!

r231

pls be patient we are trying our best

omo oba;s are sposed to 'stick togetha'

now siddon there!!

ill ask the kitchen staff to get ur food asap!!

veronica is the big mama- call me ayettymama

the ladies are bringin ur drinks ova

*to the ladies*

no mind this man oo just give him one JD- he no get money past that

kaiiiiiiiii

SEE THIS FINE BOBO

musnt lose compusure

*straitens self up and calmly walks ova to the foine rolex wearing brother*

hehehe

fortunately for me i love discussing with oyibo

*start talking abt stocks and investments*

ayetty 'i still cant believe cadbury sold out to kraft- hold on lemme quickly attend to this customer'

*walks ova to daduke*

i no sabi that drink ooo

lemme check the menu for the price

plati unfortunately as the business woman i cannot bring men to the bar

i must look available to attract more customers

190 JD is 18.000naira per bottle

pls behave urself

today we have 'special pepper soup'

and the norm