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lolz

i wouldve but i dont like them

lolz

my frend said im too addicted to this dite

so i searched for the ghanian version

lo and behold i come accross that piece!!

aww lolz

the gut thot he could do me anywho

i showed him se

khaki no be leather!!

the guy was even lucky- i was plannin to shank him

didnt have a knife!

OMG LADIES U NEED TO READ THIS!! ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!

haven’t quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never really figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

For example, one evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” I said “WHAT? WHAT WAS THAT?”

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear… “You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.” She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?”

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you… she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, “That’s fine, honey.” She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, “I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier.”

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I don’t feel like it.” Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?”

I then said “honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.” And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?”

Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either.

What'd You Think?

maeden loff ur back!! good to see u!

now weve got a more intimate affair

can somebody give us summin kool to discuss??

hows ur days been??

oooo me i no like dreads tatoos and peircings!! well- for long anyways!!!!

the day i went to go and beat the hell out of one guy in his workplace!!!

i beat him soo bad his girlfriend was feelin it outside london!!

useless monkey! he go hear the name yetunde for left and turn right!!!

me i want them gone!! they are ruinin the mood!!!

ooo whose jason??

kai

bluspice

need a male stripper to lighten the mood and bring back all my friends!!

MAMAGEE U ARE UNDERAGE IM SORRY WE CANNOT SERVE YOU ALCOHOL

HAVE SOME ORANGE JUICE ON THE HOUSE

THIS IS NOW OFFICIALLY A LADIES ONLY BAR

GUYS NOTE THERE IS A BEER PARLOUR ACCROSS THE ROAD!!

VIP IS ACCESIBLE TO LADIES ONLY

VERY SEDUCTIVE PHOTOGRAPHS OF VARIOUS MEN WILL BE POSTED

THERE WILL BE MALE STRIPPERS

JAQUAN WILL BE DISCUSSED AND DROLLED OVER

MEN BE WARNED!!!!!!

MODS ARE FREE BUT U MUST BUY DRINKS AND BE SENSIBLE

NO USE MY CLUB TO BE BANNIN PEOPLE

U HAVE CHASED AWAY ALL MY CUSTOMERS

MOMMY INVESTORS ARE BEGGINING TO PULL OUT

MY ENEMIES KPOLLI AT THE BEER PALOUR IS MOCKING ME

KAI PLATI EXIT LIKE THIS NA

cold finally!!!!

ive been screamin screamin!!!

pls escort mama gee too!!

bluespice:
*notices yetty at the bar looking on forlornly
walks up to her and takes up position by the bar*
"i got you"

aww thanx loff

we thank God they no themselves!!

cold pls escort her out!!

WOW

my friends have abandoned me!!!!


*shakes head*

well the show must go on!!

COLD

there are even minors here!!!!

o gawd the circuis freaks are here


COLD!!!!

soo much fun!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

maeden u cannot leave me here oooo!!!!!!

pataki- order drinks

talk something relevant

or get out

debosky no off topic posts pls!!!!

ur admin send direct messages

jason here u go- sexily hands ova the headfones

knock urself out

kai and kai is all i can say blu spice!! kai and kai

removal from nl??

to where then??

kai blu spice i was on my way to some contracters this morning and saw a dude that looked exaclty like him!!

6ft tall an all!! kai

i almost changed direction!!!

*deliveres the ladies drinks*

^^ really now

kk ill announce it on the microphone

abeg whose gonna take ova me here??

i don tire oooo

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omg

pleasemods

i will call the bouncer to throw u out!!!!

uniqued:
googles wats up can c business is moving u just fashi our side. ok o. just hand moi ma money.


@ayettymama if u have issues with someone go deal with it and stop insultin no one called u to dis thread.

lolz

i just said im suprised u callin someone deranged

when u have the real rabid dog at home!!

abi!!

hehehehe

blu spice is my kind of customer!!

DO U LADIES HAVE ANY SPECIAL REQUEST??

i seriously dont no wat ive done to attract these animals!!

me and vero will have a serious discussion tonite!!