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Venerable612:
This is how bloggers destroy friendships. I really don’t understand how some people would be happy feeding off other people’s miseries.

For all we know, this supposed competition might never have been thought of - and this blogger has just subconsciously drawn people’s, and the parties, attention to this nonsense.

I am pretty sure both of them understands they are stars in their own rights. And anyone who watches Yoruba nollywoood knows Nina doesn’t even come close to Odunlade - by all measures. May be Femi Adebayo or Muyiwa - and those ones are big stars in their own rights too.


Believe these Bloggers at your peril.

OK.

FisifunKododada:
Please stop this rubbish - there is no competition here. Ninalowo is not fit to tie Odunlade's shoes.

You think so ?

http://ayojokes.com.ng/heart-broken-lady-cries-cant-marry-cold-man-im-calling-off-wedding/

“My name is Oreoluwa, I am 27 and right now, my fear is not solely about losing my relationship of many years but I am also scared about my childhood.

About a month ago, I got deflowered by my boyfriend of four years! Our relationship had been blissful. Everything had been perfect despite the fact that he had to abstain from sex because of me. (Well…) I was a virgin when we met and I had begged him to give me time.

Well, a month ago, after our introduction, I decided it was time and we had sex. He took time to school me about the first time, promised to be gentle and all that.

I braced myself and we even took precautions so the expected blood would not stain the sheets but to my dismay, there was no blood. Not a drop.

The pain was there, I literally felt my body tearing and he was petting me and telling me it would be over soon.
After the whole thing, he looked at me and with a smile told me how ‘He’ made me a woman. We joked about it until we both rose from the bed and the tell tale blood was no where to be found.

He looked at me and I found myself actually searching for blood, the sign that I just got deflowered! Nothing. I was shocked but my shock gave way for fear as I saw his expression. He was angry and disappointed!

How?

He’s still my boyfriend, our wedding plans have not changed, but he’s been cold, hasn’t touched me since. I can’t get into this marriage, without knowing what happened. My mother is no more and there’s really no one to talk to.

I have bothered google for a month, and from what I read, its either my hymen had been tampered with at some point or I had the rare case of ‘no blood virgin’. Every time I tried to bring it up, he changes the topic!

How do I make him understand that he actually made me a woman…I had never being with a man (well, consciously)

I already thought of calling off the wedding, I can’t marry this cold man!

Read Full:
http://ayojokes.com.ng/heart-broken-lady-cries-cant-marry-cold-man-im-calling-off-wedding/

http://ayojokes.com.ng/odunlade-adekola-bolanle-ninalowo-rivalry-war-sought-yoruba-actor/

Odunlade Adekola And Bolanle Ninalowo In Supremacy Battle As Later Become Most Sought After Actor In Yoruba Movie Industry

There is tension among producers in the Nollywood  Yoruba movie industry as the supremacy battle between top actors Ninalowo and Odunlade deepens.

Since good looking actor Bolanle Ninalowo joined the leadership race, it seems he is gradually stealing the show from Odunlade.

The actor who relocated to Nigeria from his base in the US years ago has endeared himself to movie lovers through his perfect role interpretation prowess.

Ninalowo who was born into the influential Ninalowo family in Lagos state studied Accounting and Marketing in the states before returning home to pursue his acting career 15 years later.

Before venturing into acting, he had a stint with the corporate world as a Banker and Accountant. In the states, he worked with Bank One and General Growth Properties, Chicago and in in Nigeria, with Guaranty Trust Bank.
His first movie appearance was in 2010, in his first production titled ‘Rebirth’, which he later premiered in America.

Since then, he has been the toast of movie producers in the industry and has been moving from one movie location to another in both the English and Yoruba speaking parts of Nollywood.

Bolanle was first noticed in Yoruba movie productions, following his appearance in one of star actress, Tayo Sobola’s movies, and has rose to became a force to reckon with in the industry.

He is now the most sought-after actor in the Yoruba movie industry at the moment.

Findings revealed that, this actor is gifted with 3 qualities which is making many Yoruba movie producers go for him rather than the regular faces in the industry.

His Swags, Diction and good look have helped him to stand out in the industry.

Despite the fact that Ninalowo’s appearance fee is very expensive, producers are still rushing to him to appear in their jobs.

He earns the same amount with stars before him like Odunlade Adekola, but producers don’t mind because, Bolanle’s face is said to attract more viewers online than any other actor in the movie industry.

Read Full:
http://ayojokes.com.ng/odunlade-adekola-bolanle-ninalowo-rivalry-war-sought-yoruba-actor/

mimimile93:
I was dating the ones who watch videos and do what they see.

Is it the type of video i'm thinking?

Islamic Cleric, Alfa Rapes 29 Year Old Virgin For Money Ritual In Ikorodu Lagos, Lands In Police Net

A young Islamic cleric has been arrested for luring and raping a 29 year old virgin.

The suspect identified as Mustapha Hammed on April 7 2018 alleged that he saw a vision that his victim will die within 24 hours unless  he performs cleansing ritual on her.

Hammed who was introduced to his victim by a friend managed to lure the woman from Bariga to Ikorodu where he allegedly raped her and used a white handkerchief to clean her blood.

Since then, the victim has exhibited traits of mental disorder.

The father of the victim reported the matter to police on the 12th of July 2018.


Here is the suspect’s confession as he was paraded by Lagos Police Commissioner Imohimi Edgal this morning.

“It all happened on April 7, when I called Rukayat, a friend to my lover, to come to my mum’s house in Bariga. I told her I had seen a vision for her while I was praying that she had a spiritual husband.

“I told her the solution is to bath three times with a soap I will give her. I told her I would take her to my house in Ikorodu for the bath and she agreed.

“We went there and she went to bath the first time and while I was praying for the water to do the second bathing, I quickly put a dead frog in the water. When she got to the bathroom and saw the frog, she was afraid and ran out to inform me.

“This I said was a bad omen, that the only solution is to immediately do some prayers and then do a sexual cleansing which entails having sexual intercourse with a man.

“She was scared and said she would do all it takes to be free. So, I asked her to call her boyfriend. She said her boyfriend was far away, she pleaded I help her.

“She did not know that I had put the frog because I have been looking for a way to tell her I love her and have a sexual relationship with her. So I deflowered her. I did not wipe her private part with any white handkerchief.”

Continue Reading:
http://ayojokes.com.ng/islamic-cleric-rapes-29year-old-girl-money-ritual-ikorodu/

Outgoing  governor of Ekiti state Ayodele Fayose has slammed Buhari for using security operatives to snatch Ekiti from the People Democratic Party.

In a statement signed by his Spokesperson today, Fayose described Buhari as a dictator and a fascist who used police, army, INEC and NSCDC to snatch victory from his party.

The statement made available by Idowu Adelusi reads:

“I am Peter Ayodele Fayose , I hold with my head high . I can never be suppressed. I don ’ t lose battles and I will not lose this . I will laugh last .
“The President should note what the Bible says which applies to him . ‘ He that wears the armour should not boast as he that removes it . ’

“It is only Buhari that will pride himself with the security shooting sporadically at polling centres , scaring people to pave the way for the APC thugs to snatch ballot boxes .”

“If APC has truly won, why is it that there is no jubilation in Ekiti ?

The victory of Kayode Fayemi is Pyrrhic. We will reclaim the stolen mandate in the court by the power of God. ”

Continue Reading:
http://ayojokes.com.ng/fayose-apc-pdp-will-reclaim-ekiti-court/

What To Expect When Dating Or Planning To Marry A Nigerian Woman

Have you heard the saying that “Women are the most complicated beings on earth”? If you have, then you should know that there is some truth in it.

By many standards Nigerian women are among the best in the world; hence, the thought of having a date with them or even planning on getting married with one should be enthralling. However, as simple as that thought is, it is the direct opposite of what you’d expect. Don’t get me wrong though, I don’t mean that dating a Nigerian woman is hectic, or almost impossible, far from it as you will get to know.

The aim of this article is to serve as a guide to men who seek to go on a date with a Nigerian woman or want to marry one. The objective is that after reading through this post you would have gotten secondhand knowledge about the issue.
So, let’s get to it, shall we?

Nigerian women prefer confident men.
If you plan on going on a date with a Nigerian lady more than once, then you need to be confident or exude some confidence at least. Showing your confidence to a woman can be as simple as maintaining eye contact with her when talking with her or by limiting your compliments about her on your date. NOTE: Overly complimenting a lady will not win her to you; rather it does the exact opposite.

Understand that women are different.
Like anywhere, women have different desires and expectations of their “Prince Charming”. Moreover, Nigeria is a culturally diverse nation with multiple ethnic groups and tribes. Hence, what works for a particular Nigerian lady may not necessarily work on another, even when they are from the same ethnic groups. Hence, it might do you a whole lot of good to do your due diligence by making some research before choosing your date.

Nigerian women see their men as providers.
It doesn’t matter whether the woman is a working-class lady or not, as far as she is Nigerian, in most cases, she tends to still depend on her man. So, if you plan on dating a Nigerian woman, you need to put this at the back of your mind. She will try to find out whether you are employed, or not, so as to ascertain if she should continue the relationship or not. To the Nigerian woman, this is not a sign of weakness; on the contrary, she is prideful in it. When she sees her man as a provider and he acts in that respect, she accords him more respect.

She may occasionally ask you for money to make her hair.
While Nigerian women used to wear their kinky hairstyles in the past, times have since changed as they now prefer the Peruvian and Brazilian hairs or braids. It is common for a Nigerian lady to ask her man for money so as to make her hair, so, don’t get surprised when she asks, just give her. Moreover, she is making her hair primarily because of you

Most Nigerian ladies are good cooks.
A good number of women in Nigeria are good at cooking. They have learned the art of getting to a man’s heart through his stomach. It doesn’t the level or class of the lady, inasmuch as she is Nigerian, there is a high chance that she knows how to prepare your favorite meal. However, there is bound to be a bad egg in every egg crate – at least in most cases; there is a chance that you might also come in contact with a Nigerian lady that lacks culinary skills.

Most Nigerian women are faithful.
While it is common for most Nigerian men to think that life is not meant to be monogamous, the opposite seems to be the case with the women. Nigerian women are known for their faithfulness; it is not unusual for a Nigerian lady to snub you when accosted if she is already in a relationship. The reason for this faithfulness is not far fetched: Nigerian women have been brought up to have a high standard of morality that makes them cling to their man even when they are clearly not married.

Nigerian women make good wives.
This is not an exaggeration; most men who are married to Nigerian women can attest to this fact. Besides being faithful to their partners even before marriage, they do more when they finally get married. The culture and society have imprinted it into the minds of the Nigerian woman that obedience and submission to their husband are essential for a good home. This is not to say that there are no defaulters; no, instead what I’m trying to point out is the fact that a good number of them keep their homes in order and give their husbands their respect and loyalty.

They want their men to also respect and cherish them.
As much as a Nigerian lady respects and takes care of her man, she equally desires the same from her man. The first step in winning the heart of your lady is by showing her that you also respect and love her. If you go on a first date with your Nigerian woman, make sure that you come along with some little gift to appreciate her.

Feminism is not the view of a typical Nigerian woman.
While women overseas may be Pro-Feminists or advocates of the movement, an average Nigerian woman does not disturb herself with that. So, if you go on a date, don’t expect your Nigerian woman to pick the tab.

They prefer to marry from their tribe.
Most Nigerian women tend to marry men who are from their ethnic groups. So, if you are an outsider, chances are that you may not get a yes from her when you pop the marriage question. It even becomes more improbable when you are not a Nigerian; this is not to say that they cannot date you though.

Continue Reading:
http://ayojokes.com.ng/20-things-expect-dating-nigeria-woman/

I just google myself and i'm happy.

Good.

Correct.

Ok. I'm coming back to comment whem this really goes viral.

At the end... Daddy frozen makes no sense.

spafu:
I went in search of the nipples but could not find them, but I like the size, they are just I would want them for proper handwork. You are also very beautiful,I must admit, even though distance would be a challenge, I can't help but fantasize over you.

You wan fall victim. After U go dey shout them scam you for nairaland.

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Bantam:
Dey dia dey find grammar, better shît never hold u before,u will be describing the shît size to her sef cos the more u open mouth the more ur àsshole does too.

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If you ever hear a Ibadan babe say she is going to buy 'Empty Hen' well just know that she meant MTN.

She was putting on the shortest mini skit I could ever imagine and a net top. But on stepping on the commercial bus, she says "bismillah" And am like OMG! Sister leave Bisi, you are the real liar.
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She was putting on the shortest mini skit I could ever imagine and a net top. But on stepping on the commercial bus, she says "bismillah" And am like OMG! Sister leave Bisi, you are the real liar.
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jashar:
This thread still dey? Who brought me back here sef?

I brought you back on... Same way av brought the thread back on. 😊

Oluwasaeon:
Convenience

Oh yeah... Thumbs Up

Lonestar124:
Have you heard the word rest-room?

Yeah.... One of the wordings I used. Check the YouTube video.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtPLiC-nMpc

I wanted to use the toilet but trying to form grammarian by not mentioning the way toilet...... I tried or bleeped up?




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtPLiC-nMpc

ifyalways:
When folks consistently type has for as, you can't help but wonder, biko bawo

You can pronounce words anyhow but typing? O ya mi l'enu

Thanƙs for seeing the mistaƙe. You would have done well bƴ just correcting though.

debolayinka:
Na Buhari turn me to comedian. You know his government makes you angry, so instead of reacting in fury, just create a joke from it.

Ƴou're right bro... Same applies to the video above.