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A girl entered a church crying. The pastor, on sighting the girl asked: Pastor: What happened to u Girl: Its my boyfriend Pastor: what did he do to u Girl didn't answer him. He moved closer to her, touching her body: did he do this to u Girl: No! He rub her body: (pastor asked: did he do this to u Girl: No! He started caressing her: (pastor asked: did he do this to u Girl: No! He romanced her (pastor asked: did he do this to u) Girl: No! He kissed her: (pastor asked: did he do this to u) Girl: No! He took her in: (pastor asked: did he do this to u) Girl: No He pulled her clothes: (pastor asked: did he do this to u) Girl: No! He sucked her bre*st: (pastor asked: did he do this to u) Girl: No! He removed her pants: (pastor asked: did he do this to u) Girl: No! He started pounding hard on the girl to esctacy: (pastor asked: did he do this to u) Girl: No! Girl finally said (still crying): He gave me HIV/AIDS. Pastor: (fainted) Read interesting stories @ http://amebocity.com

get this particular restaurant wey i dey always chop for
Port harcourt, e get one oyinbo wey dey always com chop
there too. any time wey dis oyinbo chop finish he go shout
"Hey, so i wonder wetin dey make am shout, i decide to
chop wetin the oyinbo dey always chop so i go shout too.
When i reach there the next day i order wetin the man dey
always chop, them tell me say na chicken and red wine so
i chop am i no shout, i collect extra plate i no still shout,na
then i just vex so i ask for my bill,the waiter tell me say
one plate of chicken na N30,000 and red wine na N15,000
then the extra plate na N20,000 na then i shout
heyyyyyyyyyy! heyyyyyyyyyyyy!! heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!
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Hmm

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tessylove2:
Noted!

cool

Lol i saw that thing on http://amebocity.com i laugh taya na northerner na

1. It makes you look greedy. Your users and readers will know you are just interested in making money and this may make them not return to your site again.
2. It makes your layout scattered. Most websites have ads that spill off the supposed space meant for it. Making the site so difficult to understand.
3. Speed.. When you have so many ads on your website your website speed becomes a problem.. Because it takes time to load images..
4. Mobile view... Some ads makes your websites mobile view to be so bad that users begin too see your site as trash.. Because your ads spill off the site layout.. The user then needs to zoom the screen to be able to see the sites content..
Emulate randoms ads of sites like nairaland.com if you want to show many ads.. As nairaland.com shows ads on just the sites header and footer.. I also emulated nairaland.com on my site http://amebocity.com by putting random ads on the header and footer. The header and footer contains a code that has jumia ads, konga, my paid ads banners, and adsense codes but it doesn't show them all at once instead they are randomized and all have the same responsive size for all phones screen size... Don’t chase ur users with ads...thanks for reading

Lol

After the first post about favorite websites one visits when
bored am sure some peoples list changed because there
was so many new sites i encountered that i never knew...
Lol even por*n sites chai naija and bad things... Anyway
here is my new list.. You can add yours lets see
http://amebocity.com
http://Reedit
Nairaland
Facebook
Eskimi
Twitter

http://amebocity.com online community forum

http://amebocity.com http://www.nairaland.com http://naijaloaed.com http://naijauncut.com

http://amebocity.com
Www..ng
Www.nairaland.com
Www.twitter.com
Www.facebook.com

varty:
I honestly cant still believe it even after view that site. Is it a kinda joke?

lol its real o register and see

Charleen94:
Last time I checked, I designed your site for you before u hacked your site and took it just because you didn't want to pay for my service.
Secondly, stop fooling yourself. You have never been serious in online business in your life. All you do is dupe people online in which I am a victim. Amebosity is just a faux...
Thirdly, no fool would believe that you can pay the threshold of N2000 when you can't pay common N5000 for the design of your site. If 10 people reach that threshold, hw will you pay? Pls don't lie that you would pay because I know you will definitely not.
Pls stop comparing your site to nairaland and other top sites who made it through hardwork and not by dubious means.

I guess you are happy that you started a controversy that would lead people to your ugly site. Please do yourself a favor and live a legitimate life...

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Mayfrank:
nice one bro... we culd work tinz out

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Ive submited my ads pics nd ive paid but i cant see my ads running on Nairaland any help?

coolsix:
Work on your pc design. Most people today access the Internet via a pc or a mac.

And as for features, your website is not impressive at all. Lol better than Nairaland and my website (like you have seen my website)

You are looking for traffic in a pathetic way.

lol no p man.. Lets see how it goes.... And mind u most pipz use mobile.... From my analytics dashboard 99% of my visitors are mobile users... Thanks... Post ur website lemme see... Seeing is believing

Fredzy7:
Hi I know that feeling when you have a website and no one visits except your friends or when you have a forum and you are the only registered member, how about we help ourselves out I will post my sites url here to encourage more users and you do the same anybody that post his site url here I will share it on social sites Facebook, Twitter and my site and you share mine on yours,..... Why do you have to be buying traffic when you can share it this agreement is based on trust I have no way of knowing if you do that but I will keep my end tied.................... my site is a forum please encourage your friends to register and maybe one day it may be like nairaland

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Gyarados:
wapka.mobi = wap builder. not web, forum or blog builder. But if you have some creativity, u can build an amazing wap / website.

thanks man

smarty256:
you site is just a normal one with lame design. and takes a long time to load. you just posted this to get traffic.....

pls check with ur mobile... Pc design is still under
construction...and am not looking for traffic becus my website has a bright future.. I just started this june and am doin well on seo... U can check this keywords N.A.X – “Kokan Aiye", TECNO winpad, tecno droidpad, Download akwa startreck, Majek Fashek, how to root infinix hot x551 etc

coolsix:
I do not see anything special on your website. Your design is poor on my laptop and also, your website features are not better than Nairaland Or my website.

Thanks

pls check with ur mobile... Pc design is still under construction...