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Romance / Re: How To Know Your Relationship Is Ending, Share UR Own Experience Of Break-up by ayufun: 12:12pm On Nov 18, 2021
tayewomi:
Anytime she's reluctant to meet you,maybe at home or avoid being private wit you,take to your heels and most importantly avoiding ur calls.or late reply to chats.relationship in naiha na scam
Hmmm, no scam but we see loving loving tinz on whatsapp and facebook everyday
Romance / How To Know Your Relationship Is Ending, Share UR Own Experience Of Break-up by ayufun: 10:03am On Nov 18, 2021
There are hundreds of reasons a romantic relationship can end, regardless of how good you're to your partner or the intimacy you share.

Break-up is one thing, not seeing it coming is the most painful thing that makes it difficult for you to recover, find another love and move on with your life.

Part 2 of the signs that your relationship may not last long is here

https://www.sexpally.com/blog/signs-relationship-is-ending/

What break-up has got you surprised? I'd love to learn from your experience.

Romance / Penile Fracture - How You Can Lose Your Penis If You're Not Careful by ayufun: 2:43pm On Nov 16, 2021
A penile fracture, also known as tunica albuginea injury or corporal rupture is the tear or damage of the tunica albuginea, the sheath tissues underneath your penile skin, and it’s the tissues that are filled up with blood to make an erection.

The tunica albuginea tissue is responsible for the increase in length and girth of your penis when aroused.

Rigorous masturbation, wrong use of intimacy gadgets, Accident, Penile exercises, Wild Sex, Sex position of a woman sitting on top are common causes of penile fracture and you can prevent it by being careful with these activities.


Get A Full Guide on Penile Fracture and Prevention

Have you experienced pain in your penis before,you can share your experience?

Romance / Re: How Long Does Good Sex Last? How Good In Bed Do You Think You're? by ayufun: 12:24am On Nov 15, 2021
grin grin grin grin grin grin
Elidrisy20:
na guys/men just dey die anyhow ontop of kpukus
Romance / Re: How Long Does Good Sex Last? How Good In Bed Do You Think You're? by ayufun: 5:24am On Nov 14, 2021
Bantukiller:
Its fact, I Bleep bantu bitches all the time, they say we are better than you!
OK ooo
Romance / Re: How Long Does Good Sex Last? How Good In Bed Do You Think You're? by ayufun: 6:31pm On Nov 13, 2021
Bantukiller:
Somali men have biggest dicks!
Bleep you bantu apes!
Somali pride������
Is this fact or what? Curious to know
Romance / Re: How Long Does Good Sex Last? How Good In Bed Do You Think You're? by ayufun: 12:42pm On Nov 13, 2021
BABYharder:
Just mount like a cock you are, then cum and come down, Chikina! You've done your best and have contributed your quarter. No go do pass yourself my brother

Is this not selfishness baba? Don't just mount and come down ooo, don't carry an hoe as well.
Romance / Re: How Long Does Good Sex Last? How Good In Bed Do You Think You're? by ayufun: 10:47am On Nov 13, 2021
Afamsi:
It doesn't really matter how long provided they both of you are satisfied.
Gbam
Romance / Re: How Long Does Good Sex Last? How Good In Bed Do You Think You're? by ayufun: 8:40am On Nov 13, 2021
Malory:
5 hours

This one is good nah undecided
Romance / Re: How Long Does Good Sex Last? How Good In Bed Do You Think You're? by ayufun: 7:52am On Nov 13, 2021
Dottore:
Sexual performance is relative. What gives one pleasure might not be the same to another.
Meanwhile has anyone discovered that idle and broke ass niggers are the ones that worry about their sexual performance?
Bro hustle and make money then babes other men are dying to have their attention would be the ones worrying on how to give you good sexual performance. #hardfact
You're making sense but IMO, good sex should be the one pleasing the two partners, not one.

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Romance / How Long Does Good Sex Last? How Good In Bed Do You Think You're? by ayufun: 7:29am On Nov 13, 2021
I've seen many youths talking about being good in bed and what makes a good sex but I bet you'd widen your scope of knowledge after reading -

How Good Sex Should Be

OK, let me tell you this, your sex is not good if it does not fulfil its purpose - to improve ur health, refresh ur body system, bring about pregnancy etc.

Good sex has nothing to do with duration, it's centred on purpose and self fulfillment of both partners.

You can argue this and share your experiences

Webmasters / Re: My Website Posts Are Not Indexed by ayufun: 3:27pm On Nov 11, 2021
Dareal90s:
Out of all your posts, you only have 38 posts being indexed on google. Who did your site installation? Seems the person only watch youtube videos because I can't see a professional touch on the site, you guys are confusing google and google does'nt spend much time when crawling a site, Google bot will ignore your site and move to others. Using Yoast or RankMath does'nt mean you did your SEO properly, there is more to it.




I can help you fix this but not free, though at a very cheap price, hit me up on WhatsApp: +2347031209784.

So after your professional design touch, google will start indexing the pages right? Just thinking aloud.

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Webmasters / Re: My Website Posts Are Not Indexed by ayufun: 12:14am On Nov 10, 2021
Godmother:
Please, I need serious help.

I have a website that's one year three months old, but I hardly get organic traffic. Most days I get just one and sometimes none at all, yet I try to do SEO.

I installed Rank Math and make sure I get at least 90 before hitting the publish button.

For keywords, I use google suggest to get long-tail keywords or sometimes I use SemRush or Unbersuggest.

Just yesterday I decided to check my Search Console and saw that Google crawled my site, but decided to exclude some sites, as in these pages were not indexed.

The sad part is that over 272 pages were excluded. In fact, I don't know what to do anymore.

Chrass
Karleb

Other gurus in the house, please help.

Google's crawl budget has been reduced, indexing sites are no more working and even force indexing on GSC is not working unless your articles are good quality. Write quality articles, minimize error, and cover the topic with relevant key phrases and you wouldn't have problem getting your articles indexed.

Having said this, make sure your robot tags are correct.
Romance / Re: How Do You Get Your Lover In The Mood? You Can Learn More Here Too by ayufun: 9:00pm On Nov 09, 2021
I know blacks are very private when it comes to sexual life, but let's make it fun.
Romance / How Do You Get Your Lover In The Mood? You Can Learn More Here Too by ayufun: 5:58pm On Nov 09, 2021
There are different kinds of things that get men and women in the mood to get down there.

Even though the love of Money has changed the landscape of romantic relationships, especially in this modern-day Nigeria, and before you start talking about men getting their GF or Wifey expensive gifts and fucking all the way, nothing has changed about the fact that both men and women have erogenous zones that get them in the mood for $ex.

While You can Learn More about getting Her Hot here, I would still like you to talk about How you get your Lover in the mood, or how your lover gets you hot and wet at the same time.

Romance / Re: Too Much Sex Makes You Lose Weight As Guys And Gain Weight As Babes, How True? by ayufun: 10:34am On Nov 06, 2021
justscorchone:
From personal experience it is very true, this post just reveal how most people on nairaland no dey collect

Collect wetin bro?
Romance / Re: Too Much Sex Makes You Lose Weight As Guys And Gain Weight As Babes, How True? by ayufun: 9:20am On Nov 06, 2021
Sex is a form of exercise, and like any exercise, it all depends on the duration and intensity.

If you have sex, you burn calories, and you need to replenish the body.

You can get weak and relaxed some minutes after ejaculating due to hormones, heart rate, temperature etc but you will soon get back to normalcy, and if you fuel your energy again, you're good to go.

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Romance / Re: Too Much Sex Makes You Lose Weight As Guys And Gain Weight As Babes, How True? by ayufun: 7:07am On Nov 06, 2021
SenecaTheYonger:


Have you see how much they eat and exercise? Y’all just be capping

While frequent sex is not directly proportional to weight loss in men, there are lot of fads about p0rn stars, and i don't just want to talk about them in this thread.

People erroneously believe that everything they see in p0rn is true, forgetting that, those videos have gone through editing, and the cameras used also add effects to those videos.
Romance / Re: Too Much Sex Makes You Lose Weight As Guys And Gain Weight As Babes, How True? by ayufun: 8:33pm On Nov 05, 2021
ruggedtimi:
Among my frnds the guy wey knack pass na him get weight pass....this is because baba has a steady supply of tiger nut drink, eats like 3 times per day. And him dey always rest. So if you have constant sex without matching it with your food intake that's when the weight lost kicks in ..
kiss kiss kiss For real
Romance / Re: Too Much Sex Makes You Lose Weight As Guys And Gain Weight As Babes, How True? by ayufun: 7:50pm On Nov 05, 2021
younglleo:
we are advised not to have sex or masturbation a day before any match or you will hate ursef inside pitch!
if you do, inform the coach so as u nogo dey starting XI
constant sex makes u lose energy and leaves u weak, weda u eat well or not, alika wey no dey Bleep go beat IndecentStar wey get body! talking from experience
To football players, how true is this? coz most football players and even coaches love women.
Romance / Re: Too Much Sex Makes You Lose Weight As Guys And Gain Weight As Babes, How True? by ayufun: 6:36pm On Nov 05, 2021
respect80:


I believe otherwise o.
Until you tell why men who don't have sex regularly still remain slim. Are they not supposed to gain weight since too much sex results in weight loss?

I bet you don't read the post or/and the source

Tallesty:
So how do you explain people like us that can't remember what sex is like and yet still lekpa like wetin I no know?
Romance / Re: Too Much Sex Makes You Lose Weight As Guys And Gain Weight As Babes, How True? by ayufun: 5:31pm On Nov 05, 2021
respect80:
I don't think this is true.
Here to learn sha
So you believe otherwise? It's ok
Romance / Re: Too Much Sex Makes You Lose Weight As Guys And Gain Weight As Babes, How True? by ayufun: 3:00pm On Nov 05, 2021
IVORY2009:



This is you and not your neighbour, I put it to you
grin grin grin grin grin Don't kee pesin
Romance / Re: Too Much Sex Makes You Lose Weight As Guys And Gain Weight As Babes, How True? by ayufun: 2:42pm On Nov 05, 2021
XXXXTENTACION:
It's not true it's a misconception...
if it was true male p@rnstars would be weightless like feathers.... undecided
Gbam
Romance / Too Much Sex Makes You Lose Weight As Guys And Gain Weight As Babes, How True? by ayufun: 12:03pm On Nov 05, 2021
Most people believe that when a man have sex everyday, he loses weight because of the sperm he releases.

And the funny one is that the lady that receives the sperm into her vagina increases in weight because of this, How true is this?


Sex is a form of exercise, and while exercise can help you to lose weight, sex is not a reliable way of shedding pounds.

Also, there’s no correlation between releasing sperm and losing weight.

If however weight is lost as a result of regular sex, it’s as a result of the calories burnt during the act and the energy expended.

This is proportional to the sex position, duration and intensity.

Similarly, sperm is rich in enzymes, protein, zinc and few other nutrients but in low proportion to the water which is the major content,and very low in calories, hence, it's not responsible for weight gain in women.

SOURCE - https://www.sexpally.com/blog/sex-and-weight-loss/

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Romance / Re: Demisexuality - Not Finding Sex Partner Easily And What It's All About by ayufun: 8:34am On Nov 04, 2021
AnotherOpinion:
Turns out I'm on this table.

Naturally tall and good looking with style and $ enormously endowed too, you’d think I shuffle the opposite gender every night as everyone around me thinks but it reverse is the case as “you gotta build a connection “
Its crazy because sometimes you know it’s not gonna last but you do it anyway because that’s the only way you can derive pleasure, even when its a lie.

Yeah, i've long known women are attracted to tall, black or fair guy long from adolescent but we couldn't explore this, and many other guys think you will be fucking around with girls even in those secondary school days but we're actually not.
Romance / Re: Demisexuality - Not Finding Sex Partner Easily And What It's All About by ayufun: 7:04am On Nov 04, 2021
Danielkelly:

I iav dis sexsual attraction 2pl ave made good connections wit not for random ppl. The sexsual nacking sensation is both physically and emotional satisfying. Gays are wiredos to me.
hmmm, interesting
Romance / Re: Demisexuality - Not Finding Sex Partner Easily And What It's All About by ayufun: 12:35am On Nov 04, 2021
Missionaire:


They don't know that faithfulness itself is strength. Sex is a process and bonding emotionally with a person before starting that process helps to enhance the process of experiencing sexual fulfillment.

Also, I can get attached to simple stuffs like pen. When I buy a pen and use it for a while, I develop an emotional connection with it. I would feel very sad if I lose it and I rarely do. I'd rather give someone 200 Naira to buy a new pen that dash them my 50 Naira pen.

I've missed several opportunities to make love with ladies before i got married and still regret some, but i love my nature, it's never an inadequacy of any sort.

To the emboldened, it's just a high sense of belonging IMO.

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Romance / Re: Demisexuality - Not Finding Sex Partner Easily And What It's All About by ayufun: 10:30pm On Nov 03, 2021
Danielkelly:

I am bewildered by this information, it isn't a boring subject to me cause I just made a discovery. over the years of my major life, I never heard of this.

Whaooh, you can help by sharing the full article with others, and also explore new concepts discussed.

Having said that, are you demisexual or not?

Less i forget, there are also other categories like allosexual graysexual, sapiosexual, homosexual, bisexual, pansexual, heterosexual, sapiophile etc...
Romance / Re: Demisexuality - Not Finding Sex Partner Easily And What It's All About by ayufun: 7:23pm On Nov 03, 2021
Loveknitting:


It's terrible, especially when you meet people who don't understand, the next thing, they assume you're a lesbian.

Funny, but that's the truth, people value sex more than anything now

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Romance / Re: Demisexuality - Not Finding Sex Partner Easily And What It's All About by ayufun: 5:19pm On Nov 02, 2021
Missionaire:
I'm one...... Blessing or Burden depending on how you look at it.
Can't go to the brothel, can't sleep with random girls.
To establish emotional connection, there must be something about the person that resonates with me.

I'm also one, and it's sad seeing people who're not demisexual thinking we're weak, shy or not romantic.

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Romance / Demisexuality - Not Finding Sex Partner Easily And What It's All About by ayufun: 4:26pm On Nov 02, 2021
What Is a Demisexual?

A person who is demisexual experiences sexual attraction only when they feel a true emotional bond with another person.

For instance, they may not feel sexually attracted to a person they randomly see at a coffee shop, but if they were to start talking to that person and form an emotional connection, they might then become sexually attracted over time.

For More details

https://www.sexpally.com/blog/demisexuality

Are you demisexual or not?, i would like you, yes you, to share how easy or difficult it is to find a lover after a break-up.

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