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Nairaland General › Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by ayukdaboss(op): 9:08pm On Jul 11, 2014

tokiniofficial: OMG!!!! Like seriously
I'm the FTC hehehehehehehe
Wait I'm blushing..........
Ok here's my speech

I thank God almighty for the wisdom and insight to see dis thread as a FRONT PAGE thread

I also thank the OP for writing or pasting this topic

To my special friends on NL Amefrica, Slimdel, missbon, onihaxy chizzy01 etc una too much

And to everyone hoping to be FTC someday ; hold on ur turn dey come

To all my First To Comment (FTC) predecessors I hope u guys give me a standing ovation as I take my bow

God bless Nigeria
God bless d OP
God bless NL

FUNNY DUDE grin

Nairaland General › Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by ayukdaboss(op): 9:03pm On Jul 11, 2014

lynpetra: I think so.But blokos plenty everywhere na .Hian!!

Lol..I like you wink

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by ayukdaboss(m): 9:00pm On Jul 11, 2014

kingphilip: Don't mind ha jare always popnozing

I'm on frontpage grin

Bring the BOOZE!! grin

Nairaland General › Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by ayukdaboss(op): 8:56pm On Jul 11, 2014

lynpetra: Wats the biggie about being friend zone anyway

Have u been friendzoned before?

Nairaland General › Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by ayukdaboss(op): 8:55pm On Jul 11, 2014

lynpetra: You don enter FP now now?

Na wetin i Just notice O.... shocked

Politics › Re: To Have Stable Electricity, Vote Out PDP-FASHOLA by ayukdaboss(m): 8:45pm On Jul 11, 2014

NonFarmPayrol: only parts that dont have maybe transformer, and the parts with poor supply might be 20 hours like some parts of uyo
eket is good, ibeno is constant, ikot abasi constant
what about your State?

I stay in Calabar. There's irregular electricity. Its controlled by PDP sad

Nairaland General › Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by ayukdaboss(op): 8:43pm On Jul 11, 2014

lynpetra: I can c you guys are excited.

Hot cake

Nairaland General › Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by ayukdaboss(op): 8:20pm On Jul 11, 2014

Karleb: Chaiiii

Politics › Re: To Have Stable Electricity, Vote Out PDP-FASHOLA by ayukdaboss(m): 8:15pm On Jul 11, 2014

NonFarmPayrol: oh so you just remembered where you stayed which street
i stayed one night in PH (2012) and remember the name of the street till date ( wimpy street)
like i said your a liar
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I dont think I'm obliged to convince you.

Is there constant light everywhere in AkwaIbom State? Yes or No?

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Politics › Re: To Have Stable Electricity, Vote Out PDP-FASHOLA by ayukdaboss(m): 7:56pm On Jul 11, 2014

NonFarmPayrol: please which part of akwa Ibom did you stay in and when was there no light, would be glad if you proved me wrong, but your a liar

Funny enough I stayed with my sister who lives in Eket also. The light was being regulated through out. My street's turn today the other street's turn tomorrow. Then that day there'll be no light throughout in my street. Is that a definiton of constant electricity? NO. Unfortunately I didn't stay there too long to get familiar with addresses I would've posted it here. There's absolutely no need for me to lie about it. Nobody's paying me to do so Chief.

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Politics › Re: To Have Stable Electricity, Vote Out PDP-FASHOLA by ayukdaboss(m): 7:28pm On Jul 11, 2014*

NonFarmPayrol: i was frequently in Lagos between nov 2013-may 2014 ( femi Okonu estate), and seeing nepa light was like winning a lottery
so stop spewing thrash

I don't Support any party. Don't quote me with cases about Lagos like I'm supporting fashola or APC. I just pointed out that the fact that there's light in his area doesn't mean there's constant power supply in Akwa Ibom state.

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Nairaland General › Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by ayukdaboss(op): 7:23pm On Jul 11, 2014

zeemoore: Most of them didn't get friendzoned by the girls
They decided to friendzone themselves, hoping for a miracle to happen

A girl tells you she can't date you and can only be your friend and you are like ' I won't give up on you, I'll be right here by your side when you finally get dumped by that d^ckhead
You start playing the role of a fool in love, you switch to your mumu mode
Two months...four months...eight months gone and she didn't get dumped by the d^ckhead
You wake up one day to discover you wasted eight months doing 'I fit die untop your matter eh baby o' and the babe sef no gree give you face
You start telling anyone who cares to listen how a particular girl friendzoned you when you actually friendzoned yourself

True though. You cracked me up cheesy

@Bolded

Seems you've been friendzoned before

Politics › Re: To Have Stable Electricity, Vote Out PDP-FASHOLA by ayukdaboss(m): 7:19pm On Jul 11, 2014

NonFarmPayrol: so says the man who spent millions to build only a 10mw " 2man carry" for alausa

they should first build and IPP in Lagos and give lagosians light before we can know they are serious
How many States in the South west have constant light?

i dont know what to do with light here in Eket in Akwa Ibom, cause the light keeps coming

IPP ikot abasi on point

I was in Akwa - Ibom for sometime last month. The fact that you have light doesn't tell the same for everybody. If you're truthful to yourself you'll confirm that many other places in Akwa Ibom don't have light.

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Politics › Re: To Have Stable Electricity, Vote Out PDP-FASHOLA by ayukdaboss(m): 7:15pm On Jul 11, 2014*

emmydeep: Fashola, what have you given to us in lagos?
You have failed Lagosians woefully.
You would have döne well but you decided to chose the path of destruction by becoming an ethnic bigot.

Fash, sorry to inform you that Jonathan will be re-elected come 2015.

#FRESHAIR TILL 2050.

Fresh air where? The same Nigeria we're both in? Wake up brother and stop being ignorant. I don't side any party, but you associating fresh air with Goodluck Jonathan is the highest level of ignorance.

It's high time we open our eyes and stop deceiving ourselves. There is no fresh air and there'll be no fresh air with GEJ as president even if he rules till 2050.

Shine your eyes and be tuthful to yourself Sir.

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Nairaland General › Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by ayukdaboss(op): 6:47pm On Jul 11, 2014

tokiniofficial:

Family › Re: 9 Baby Names Banned By Governments by ayukdaboss(m): 6:41pm On Jul 11, 2014*

A lot of names deserve to be banned in Nigeria grin

Front Page and FTC...Today is a special Friday cheesy

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Romance › Re: My thoughts on friend-zoning by ayukdaboss(m): 6:33pm On Jul 11, 2014

Posted about an hour ago.

Getting Out of the Friend Zone : 7 easy steps [Must Read]. Please click link below.

www.nairaland.com/1808866/getting-out-friend-zone-7

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Jokes Etc › Re: Breaking News: Cortana Predicts Another Mystery by ayukdaboss(op): 6:25pm On Jul 11, 2014

Tia1man: its going to be listed.....

what is going to be listed?

Nairaland General › Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by ayukdaboss(op): 6:16pm On Jul 11, 2014

zeemoore: You try to have a romantic relationship with a guy but you guys aren't compatible enough to make it work
You realise that you guys can be friends but a romantic relationship is out of the question
So you become good friends
I don't consider that friend zoning
I see it as being realistic

Most friendzoned guys don't get the opportunity to try a Romantic relationship and later find out that it ain't gonna work thereby resorting to being "just friends". They get friendzoned from the start. No chance to try any romantic shit grin

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Nairaland General › Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by ayukdaboss(op): 5:19pm On Jul 11, 2014

watchthisposter: Hmmm lemme see...

There was this one girl in school once, before I could/would ask her out, somehow we just hit if off and before I knew it I found myself in her room at night with her with me on her bed, just gisting about stuff - we were friends!... when she started asking me for advice on whether or not to date some guy who was asking her out I saw what was happening and sneakily orchestrated it so that we began to "drift" apart and stopped seeing each other so much, and the obsessing naturally eased over time.

LOL @Bolded

Nairaland General › Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by ayukdaboss(op): 5:18pm On Jul 11, 2014

Nairaland General › Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by ayukdaboss(op): 5:12pm On Jul 11, 2014

Onlinebizexpert: If its not friends with benefit am not interested..........this nl lady lynpetra is ma kinda target

Really??
Hope you don't get internet-zoned grin

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Nairaland General › Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by ayukdaboss(op): 5:08pm On Jul 11, 2014

UjSizzle: By a guy? Yes. Sucked real bad but i liked him any way so i liked my butt and stayed his friend.
I think he likes me now though

Of course by a guy. Or do girls friendzone girls too? shocked

Nairaland General › Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by ayukdaboss(op): 5:03pm On Jul 11, 2014

UjSizzle: Hahahahahahahahahaha! Help me i can't stop lmao

On a serious note though, some friend zoned guys actually start to get more appealing when they stop obsessing. Oh wait, that only works if you were never fully friend zoned

Have you been friendzoned before? cheesy

Nairaland General › Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by ayukdaboss(op): 5:00pm On Jul 11, 2014

watchthisposter: Actually it is. If you have any respect for yourself.

Have you walked down the friend zone path before?

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Nairaland General › Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by ayukdaboss(op): 4:52pm On Jul 11, 2014*

ChildofChukwu: Very well said. I blew it with my first love/crush who went on to Nollywood. I still beat myself each time I see her on the screen.
Although I never got back to unfriend-zoning myself, I have never let myself get anywhere near that dreaded zone with subsequent girls. Lesson well learnt.

Loool...That's the spirit grin

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Nairaland General › Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by ayukdaboss(op): 4:50pm On Jul 11, 2014

watchthisposter: 7 steps? 1 easy step to get out of the friendzone. Stand in front of a mirror, look yourself in the eye and say "she's not into me" 77 times. At the end dress up, go out and meet other people/get a life and stop obsessing. Works every time.

It's not as easy as that bro''

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Nairaland General › Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by ayukdaboss(op): 4:37pm On Jul 11, 2014*

Here’s a typical scenario of how the friend zone situation is for most guys.

You meet a girl. You hit it off pretty well. You start being friends. You kinda feel that she kinda has a thing for you, but you’re too scared to make a move. You get an opportunity to take the relationship to the next level, but you’re still too scared so you don’t do anything. Time passes. You’re still friends. You have a great time whenever you’re together, and you’re closer than ever with each other. When you FINALLY do get the courage to say or do something, she delivers the ultimate blow: “I just want to be friends.” shocked

So now you’re trying to find out how to get out of the friend zone and stay out of it, for good.

Is there any hope for you? Fortunately, the answer is a resounding “YES!”

For most guys, getting out of the friend zone usually means that you had a chance at the beginning, but then somehow, some way, for some reason or the other, YOU BLEW IT. You took a wrong turn somewhere, and ended up in the dreaded friend zone.

Trust me I’ve landed in the friend A COUPLE OF TIMES ever since I started liking girls at teenage age. So what do you do now? Here, I’m going to share with you some simple steps on how to get out of the friend zone. Follow them and drop your testimony here later grin

1.) Accept the reality of the situation.

No begging or pleading for her to give you a chance. She made a conscious decision to not be anything more than friends with you, and no amount of convincing will change her mind. Instead, we’re going to approach the situation by working on her irrational and illogical side. Don’t withdraw yourself, but you’ll do much better if you start putting less focus on her and more focus on you at this stage of the process.

2.) Improve yourself.

There is no single person in this world who can’t use a touch of self-improvement. Start lifting weights. Start eating healthy. Learn something new. Try out some sports. Get that adrenaline pumping through your veins. Trust me, you’ll feel much better about yourself and gain more self-confidence, and you’ll look better in the process (if you decide to work out).

3.) Have fun with other people.

You cannot and should not put all your eggs in one basket, EVER. Even your mum must have told you at some time. Start meeting some people. Your friends have friends who have friends of their own — work different social circles. Meet girls and learn how to flirt well. Ironically, the more women you meet, the better you will do with the girl you’re trying to escape the friend zone with. The more jealous she gets, the better. Girls easily get jealous, take note of that.

4.) Ask her out on a Non-Date.

Now the game begins. If she’s hesitant to go out with you on one-to-one basis, start asking her out on Non-Dates. A Non-Date is basically a get-together where you ask her to accompany you doing something that you would do anyway. Something like picking up some stuff, buying some fast food, watching some movies together etc. She’s more likely to go with you than if you ask her to go to dinner.

5.) Flirt with her.

The number one reason guys can’t get out of the friend zone is because they don’t realize that it’s a matter of sexual attraction; or rather, the lack of it. So start teasing her playfully. Start with playful compliments until you can eventually move on to flirting that’s more sexual in nature. If I notice that she put on a maybe revealing wear, my favorite line is, “You cannot put that on around me any more, because I’m afraid that one of these days I won’t be able to hold control myself and do something BAD.” cheesy

6.) Emphasize your sexuality.

If you failed to make a move before, then you can’t be Mr. Touchy all of a sudden — she’ll know what your doing. Start slow with casual touches on the arm, or the small of her back. Then graduate to hugs. If she talks about other guys, then talk about other girls and be very graphic. Make sure that she knows that you are a man who doesn’t repress his sexual urges (it's okay...nothing will happen).

7.) Make your move.

If you do steps 5-7 well enough, you will find that you’ll be gradually escalating. Your flirting becomes more sexual by nature, she starts being touchier with you, and your dates become more serious. By the time that this happens, you have done well. To accomplish your mission of getting out of the friend zone, you MUST make your move. There is no way in hell that she is going to be making the first move, but she will be giving you hints that it’s okay to do something now. Do not be a fool and miss this second chance! When opportunity knocks, open the door and pounce on it.

And that’s it! I know it’s VERY simplified, but that’s the basic process that you must follow from beginning to end if you want to know how to get out of the friend zone. It took me many years and one or two heartbreaks to finally figure it out, but this very process has miraculously worked for me every single time I have tried it.

Please drop your testimonies and your own steps here lets help ourselves kick this friendzone thing out once and for all grin

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Sports › Re: Man City, Liverpool Chase Onazi by ayukdaboss(m): 3:15am On Jul 11, 2014

What about Emenike's move to Chelsea?

Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Is A Bad News President. The Times. by ayukdaboss(m): 3:09am On Jul 11, 2014

nduchucks: Technically, you neither talked nor spoke about it. You attempted to write about it. olodo

Both of you blundered sad

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Don't Be A Victim Of This Intelligent Scam. Read This! by ayukdaboss(m): 8:33pm On Jul 10, 2014

NIGERIAN number. Remove +44 and put 0...You'll get the scammers number

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Phones › Re: Operators Licensed To Run 4G LTE Networks In Nigeria by ayukdaboss(m): 7:59pm On Jul 10, 2014

olumuyiolaoluwa: meanin u r daft, ...just help u

That's exactly what annoyed me not this keg bullshit. Check my posts, I don't have time to curse anybody. You were claiming you know English very well yet you couldn't construct that last simple sentence. There's no need being ready for me cause I'm not going to quote you again. Just take note when next you're forming English Professor. Some people would've said worse things to you, trust me.

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