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Horus:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w3O6uQCpJ4

First Lady, Dame Patience Jonathan sing and dance

You are already sounding like someone with IQ of an Ant.

Tapout: That's b'cos ur gender has an (F)

You and used condom, you dey recycle am try something else joor. Anyways sugar cane seller.

DONFAITH: used condom hawker

Corporate begger..

Akara seller.

Mai shayi....

Night soil man.

Because it makes no sense.

Tapout: Y ask??

An Arab couple went to a hotel in london. One day in their hotel room, the wife saw a mouse and screamed Farr!! Faaarrrr!!!. (which is the Arabic word for mouse). The husband wanted to call the room service but he dnt know the English word for Faarr is and the following conversation took place.

Husband: hello room service

Room service: yes sir, how can i help you?

Husband: Mmmmm you know Tom and Jerry

Room service: yes sir, i know Tom and Jerry.

Husband: wallah Habibi! Jerry is here.



Ramadhan mubarak wa Juma'a kareem. Asalamaleikum waramatullah wabarakatuh.

Lol @ mumu button....

alexumeho: Cleo pls take away dat alcholhol from Bev side Ooº°˚˚°ºoo , dnt activate dat her mumu botton

Yeah, atleast no madea drama.

specialguest: I just watched good deeds! oMG its a lovely lovely movie! Seconded @ everyone who said good deeds.

Good deeds.

Loz but beverly sha.......[quote author=Mynd_44]Na the way forward ooo.

No time for bad market[/quote]

If na you wetin you go do ehnn?[quote author=Mynd_44]"Bad publicity" is something people love to avoid at all cost na. 2shotz wan wash im hand run commot[/quote]

He is a handsome woman.

A tweet from islamique magazine confirm it. Wednesday to be precise.

deols: what is your source of this news?

Is the moon not to be sighted before a day is chosen? Has the moon been sighted?

They must have seen that it wont be out tonight and so declared wednesday.

But give us a link to confirm pls.

Azadus! thougt his a$$ is broke.

Azadus! thougt his a$$ is broke.

Shehu shagari

I thougt it will look like 9ja version of Ben 10 and Avatar.

Olenu gan...

sholay2011: Stop saving Maria...she is saved already...at least she gave birth to Jesus Christ our Saviour ....abeg SAVE DILLISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol!!!!

sigmundfreud: Natasha @ risk cos of small population of marawi...

#team Pokerro# in mama put voice(Natasha).

Guys today is mba lucky day(sunday), a goal for us already.

Lol at equally equal..

Afam4eva: That's what i've been trying to tell them. I don't know why Nigerians feel everyone is kissing their bottom because they're scared of NIgeria or because they respect Nigerians or whatever. In this competition, all fingers are equally equal.

May be in lagos[quote author=Afam4eva

"I Have a name in Nigeria. Everybody knows me" - Beverly

Abeg, na who sabi Beverly?[/quote]

Melvin is the real deal(THE CHASE), now that almost all the girls want him.

safarigirl: Feza to Bev: "It's Melvin I really like, O'neal is just a game"

Bolt to Bev: " I love you, but you don't love me...you love Bimp, but you don't know it yet"

Bassey to Bev: "I'm coming ove on Friday"

Sulu to Dellish: "Do you nominate Melvin? You shouldn't nominate him, if you nominate him, I'll bring him to the rubies"

Selly to Sulu: "I'm coming back on Friday, I promise...you know I would never hurt you"

Anna to Melvin: "I was hurt that you swapped me, after I told you I was attracted to you, no hard feelings though"

Feza to Melvin: "You're not a mumu, you know that, I know that"

Interesting bits of tonight's conversation

I wonder why they are clamouring for his reture. [quote author=mama-gee][color=deeppink]So after ignoring the team during their worst times...

He wants to return when the team is beginning to build up as a reckoning force.

I hope Keshi ignores this ranting goat and continue improving the team with the players he's provided with

With a player like Odemwingie, Nigeria have no patriots[/color][/quote]

chei see busta rhymes hand.

suffering and smiling.....

Paparazi is kim kadashian, kim kadashian is paparazi.

jex: [img]http://2.bp..com/-mHX61epX_lY/UbEUMe4wo8I/AAAAAAABwE0/eG3Xxl6Pb9Y/s1600/kkardashian020713b.jpg[/img][img]http://3.bp..com/-7Bxb0pc9n80/UbEVcnFDIWI/AAAAAAABwFo/ZJMhMkzraa0/s1600/Untitled.png[/img]

See more tweets @
http://enzedokafor..com/2013/06/kim-kardashian-says-paparazzi.html

Chicken fee... We are beating come saturday. Fly Eagles fly

Her feet are ugly...