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RomanceRe: Dear Ladies by azeeza(op): 3:49pm On Apr 10, 2013
lol........just as e b for my profile. my badd
Rocktation: Mbok, which one are you again?
RomanceDear Ladies by azeeza(op):
Dear Ladies,
Not all Men Who come For us are after sex they also need Love And not Sex
Not all men Like to be with pretty women but they need an independent decent women not a must for her to be beautiful
Showing off With half naked clothes either on social media or outside social media makes no different For you being called LovePeddler
Men Dont Like Ladies who play So hard to get For Long period Time. they Also Get Bored And keep off
Dont Brag when you get Many Likes on your photo. Not everyone who likes the photo likes you some liked it since it appeared on their home page.
Not All Men Are Happy When we keep Telling Them buy this For Me Buy that for me..Sometimes lets spend on our cash too. it makes a whole lot of sence when we dont depend on our boyfriend or fiance...
Jokes EtcArmy Is Your Friend. by azeeza(op): 11:51am On Apr 10, 2013
A man was travelling...... ­...then he
got stopped on the way by
soldiers... They accused him of
not stoping at the right time so
they gave him a punishment that
he should carry 1000 blocks from the road to the other side.....as
the man was doing this He
noticed their boss sitting on a
tree far away was his friend at
secondary school, so he went to
him and explained everything to him..... The soldier was happy to
see his old friend and asked him
how many blocks have you
carried.....the ­ driver said 900
then
soldier replied pls return it dont mind those boys.........
PoliticsUpdates!!!!!! by azeeza(op): 11:36am On Apr 10, 2013
Fashola Names Housing Estate After Anyaoku.
N/Korea Warns Foreigners To Evacuate South Over Nuclear War.
Kano Saves N5bn From Overhead Spending Cuts.
Gunmen Attack Police Station In Katsina.
The Facts On Bola Ige’s Death Is Twisted Against Me – Omisore.
Wada To Reconstruct Emigumi-Adumwewe-Abocho Road.
Trailer Kills 2, Injures 4 In Suleja.
Kogi/Anambra Oil Wells Feud: 1 Dead, Scores Wounded.
INEC Reorganises, Retires Directors.
Police Recover Bodies Of 11 Slain Officers In Bayelsa.
Use Sharia Law To Promote National Unity – CJN.
Balotelli Insults Official, Banned For 3 Matches.
PDP Crisis May Force Bamanga Tukur Out.
7 Missing, Houses Destroyed As Soldiers Invade Benue Community.
We Have Taken Steps To Control Arm Importation - AIG.
FG Directs Military To Establish 2 Operational Bases In Cross River.
Oshiomhole registers for 10km Okpekpe race.
UBTH conducts mass burial for 70 accident victims.
Why FG sacked law school DG, 6 others.
5 banks own 60% assets of Nigeria’s banking sector. Power generation drops by 1,074MW.
NFF cuts Eagles bonus, coaches salaries. EFCC traces N1.1b pension cash to woman accountant.
Cristiano Ronaldo scored twice as Real Madrid lost 3-2 to Galatasaray, but progressed 5-3 on aggregate to the CL semi finals.
Borussia Dortmund scored twice in stoppage time to beat Malaga 3-2 on aggregate & qualify for the CL semi-finals for the 1st time since 1998.Do have a great day peeps!
Jokes EtcRe: Memories Of Being A Kid by azeeza(f): 11:22am On Apr 10, 2013
missed the days when the bully in my class called okechukwu ibeneme will want to beat me up and i will bribe him by writing his assignments and giving him my juice and biscuit.... if i ever see that guy na only God know wetin i go do am...
Oga-@-d-top:
missed d days when we went to school, lined up & D
headmistress & teachers inspected our nails & uniform
&den we matched to our classrooms,
U Remember na??
• D days of Nasco Biscuit, okin biscuit Trebor, Iced
Colored water tied in nylon we called it "lolly"
• D days of Goody-Goody&pako Biscuit. X_X
• D days of ali & simbi,Mr Salami & Mrs Salami, Agbo
lives in Calabar.
...
• Chei, i remember those days
when one naira na money,when groundnut was
5kobo. & choco milo sweet was 5 kobo
• days of messing game,who is in d garden, police and
thief
• D days of mama & papa play(i love d play die!!!!.u no d reason
na!!!!!)
• days when we used to build houses with sand, play
suwe game,tinco tinco,change ur style, ten ten,
skipping, stop! U remember nau!
•those days wen we used to fly kite on streets, wen
boys used to use d paint bucket cover as tire & their
daddy's hanger as d steering
•those days when rubber band was stock exchange
•days when votron, jimbo, power rangers, spider man
was our favourite cartoons
• D days of limca soft drinks& choco milo advert on
black and white tv Nd̶̲̥̅̊ sunday rendevous by1:30pm
• when we say 'cheke leke give me white finger'
• Those days when eleganza pen was d best
• D days wen we used to drink water from d tap even
suck out d water if its not coming out
• D days when NTA will show rainbow color for 30 mins
then national anthem before they resume program @
4pm • D days were basket sandals,simbi nd Bata
sandals were d best
•Days wen we all sing sandalili sandalili songs, dstv
has come. No more old fun.
I'm really proud to have experienced all this. If u r nt
smiling it means u were nt born in my generation. N
wich means u ar d INDOMIE generation WIZKID kids lol!
Jokes EtcRe: What Is Over Sabi by azeeza(f): 11:15am On Apr 10, 2013
you took that outta ma mouth..lol
sonikstargirl: Over sabi is wen u r busy typin trash angry
PoliticsRe: Orji Uzor Kalu Of Abia State Ruined Abia-- Ohanaeze Youths! by azeeza(f):
we will always get the kind of leaders we deserved. when our mind hankers after falsehood. false leaders by and by shall emerge to acsend to the throne of our affairs. they are bird of same feather( orji uzor kalu and T.A orji)
Itoroetti :
who doesnt knows that T.A.Orji is d one sponsoring all dis?yes kalu didnt perform well as governor for 8yrs,but T.A.ORJI seems to be d worst.go to aba and u will how dirty and unkept that place is.no Good road,no proper waste management system.T.A.ORJI is d most clueless gov of this era.
CelebritiesRe: Yvonne Nelson Blasts GH Media And Praises Bella Naija by azeeza(f): 6:37pm On Apr 05, 2013
Hey watch your back,Thats why we are called 'THE GIANT IN THE SUN'
Akshow: Dont mind Shitty ghanian press. They will always play second fiddle to naija. Our noisy neibos
CelebritiesRe: Inyanya To Represent Nigeria In BBA Season 8 by azeeza(f): 6:32pm On Apr 05, 2013
i really want to see dammy crane,cos the dude seems not entertaining judging from his musical videos and live performance at the Ay show i watched....
Amelian: Babes in BBA on that season, go see pepper... Enough tease from this dude..Possibly bed most of the babes there too... As there eyes no dey see celeb with biceps twice grin with a huge below.
Iyanya carry go!
FashionRe: Choosing The Right Foundation.... by azeeza(f): 12:04pm On Apr 05, 2013
pls can you educate us (me) on tinted moisturiser. whats the difference between a moisturiser and total coverage foundation,and can a tinted moisturiser be used alongside a foundation?
Perfect Blend: Every lady wants her face looking perfectly blended and flawless when she's going out. well, there's only one way to get that flawless looking skin if you don't already have it. Buy a good foundation.

Foundation is one makeup accessory you don't want to stay away from. It helps brighten up your face, especially when your skin is stressed. Lots of ladies already have one of these in their makeup bags/purses but usinnceg it is usually a problem. Its either because they got the wrong shade of foundation, thereby making their face too white or dark. Sometimes, buying the wrong product is usually the problem.

For me, the best bet when it comes to foundation is either Mary Kay (above) or Maybelline (below) matte wear foundation. I've heard people make comments about these products, saying they aren't the best for our weather. well, you all are wrong. These foundations come in different shades and skin tone blends that suit all kinds of skin colour, so all you need to do is pick the right shade.


I'm not trying to promote these brands but thy work perfectly well for me and are readily available in most stores.
I always advice people to buy a foundation sponge. Its the best if you aren't a professional in makeup application, so leave the foundation brush to the pro's who'll know how to use it without leaving crack lines on the sides of their faces. There's also nothing wrong with using foundation everyday, as long as you wash your face every night when you get home.



Guidelines To Perfect Foundation Application
- Before buying your foundation, make sure you do a quick test. This test is carried out by applying and blending a little amount of the foundation on your jaw line and not on your hands because the foundation is for your face not body. Also, some peoples faces are darker than the rest of their body so using your hands as your ''buy guide'' might just help you pick the wrong shade.
- After picking the right shade of foundation, apply a reasonable amount on the sponge and rub all over the face, covering every contour and corner.
- Ensure you blend into your hair line, ears and down your jaw to your neck line and even your chest, if you are wearing something that'll expose your chest.
- Never apply an extra coat of foundation on already dry layer of foundation.
- Some people also say you shouldn't apply foundation on your eyelids but I'm saying you can, only if you don't have an eye primer, which most people don't except you are totally into makeup.
- If you have really oily skin, I advice that you skip moisturizers or facial creams before applying your foundation.
- Once you are done applying your foundation, let it dry out a little to avoid you face looking caked after you apply your powder.
- Dust your brown powder all over your face to set the foundation.


Thanks a lot for reading through, please leave your comments, contributions and questions. Will be glad to reply and help resolve any part you don't understand wink

You can also visit my blog on:www.perfectmelange..com follow me on twitter @Perfect_melange

~Perfect Mélange~
SportsRe: Kalu Uche Gets A Recall To The Super Eagles, But No Return For Capt Joseph Yobo by azeeza(f): 5:32pm On Apr 04, 2013
Thank God Osaze Was left Out.
Jokes EtcRe: Intelligence Test by azeeza(f): 5:27pm On Apr 04, 2013
blab
CelebritiesRe: Best Nairaland Name by azeeza(f): 4:35pm On Apr 04, 2013
Azeeza.....
sheedy407: Lovely fellow Nairalanders,who have the best name on dis site cos I see diff good and sexy names here
Jokes EtcRe: What Is The Worst Food Combination You Have Even Eaten by azeeza(f): 4:33pm On Apr 04, 2013
garri and bread.
Jokes EtcThe Family Tree by azeeza(op): 12:53pm On Apr 04, 2013
Two men met at a bus stop and
struck up a
conversation. One of them kept
complaining
of family problems. Finally, the
other man said:
"You think you have family
problems? Listen
to my
situation.
... A few years ago I met a young
widow with a
grown-up daughter and we got
married.
"Later my father married my
stepdaughter.
That made my stepdaughter my
stepmother
and my father became my stepson.
Also, my
wife became mother in-law of her
father-in-
law.Then the daughter of my wife,
my
stepmother, had a son. This boy
was my half-
brother because he was my
father's son, but
he was also the son of my wife's
daughter
which made him my wife's grand-
son. That
made me the grandfather of my
half-brother. "This was nothing
until my wife
and I had a son. Now the half-
sister of my
son, my stepmother, is also the
grandmother.
"This makes my father the
brother-in-law of my child, whose
stepsister
is my father's wife, I'm my
stepmother's
brother-in-law, ­ my wife is her own
child's
aunt, my son is my father's
nephew and I'm
My own grandfather! And you
think you have
family problems. Please Free Me,
says the
other man, you dont only have a
problem, u're
mad as well.
Jokes EtcProve Me Wrong..... by azeeza(op): 12:43pm On Apr 04, 2013
Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babes-how are u today?
Mary: Am fine dear, I’ve missed u a lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to inform you that I will pay you a visit this afternoon.
Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to have you. I will be expecting you sweet.

*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
Mary: Am going to visit that dirty girl again.
Sarah: This witch is coming here again, she thinks I will buy her drinks with my money again, she must be joking.

TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS

John: Bastard how far?
Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur randy father?
John: My Papa dey! Ur blanket stainer mama nko?
Francis: You are a fool. How far, U dey house?I dey come charge phone.
John: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we drink
beer…..
Francis: Idiot like U. Later now!

*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL

John: That Francis can be funny at times but always great
companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a reliable friend.

LESSON: Girls are always nice to each other but they never like themselves.
Boys are always mean and rude but they will always have each
other’s back.
TravelRe: Arik Air Ticket Agents Scam by azeeza(f): 5:10pm On Apr 02, 2013
chelseabmw: cry cry cry cry
RomanceRe: What Will You Do If U See This In Your Girlfriend Inbox by azeeza(f): 9:17pm On Mar 31, 2013
Who does that?
pDude: I will kill her, kill the guy and kill myself embarassed
Jokes EtcRe: Are All Nigerian Women The Same?? ... Please Advise by azeeza(f): 8:55pm On Mar 31, 2013
Dont take this clown serious, he is just having fun on nairaland.
Exponental: stop dealin with such womens
Jokes EtcRe: Imagine This by azeeza(f): 8:50pm On Mar 31, 2013
Hahaha
Lagusta: I'll just tell her: please can u help me scratch it some morehuh
Jokes EtcRe: Letter To 2face by azeeza(f): 8:46pm On Mar 25, 2013
And make e do the listening parry their too
Rickywowoz: Dear 2face ujah innocent idibia....since african queen,i have been buying your CDs(audio and video)till ur last album even some wey no make sense i dey buy am all because of my love for you..
Last week you carry your wedding go dubai make your loyal fans like me wey follow you through thick and thin even when you dey give gals belle no enter come chop RICE and as you come back,you no even talk say make you share la-casera and gala give us..
2baba no wahala shaa bt all i'm telling is that when next you release album or sing song make you carry am go DUBAI go sell am..#period#
Jokes EtcRe: The Obasanjo..........lmfao by azeeza(f): 3:18pm On Mar 24, 2013
Where is the joke?





Unto the next one....
PhonesRe: Htc Marketplace Download Problem by azeeza(f): 5:26pm On Mar 23, 2013
Windows....
HTC decoder: Is yours HTC Android or the windows phone?
CelebritiesRe: First Pictures From 2face's Dubai Wedding - 2face, SoundSultan, DonJazzy, DrSid by azeeza(f): 12:18pm On Mar 23, 2013
Show ya face so we can compare!
Mr..Cork:
the boy is ugly (no oofeinse) angry
PhonesRe: Htc Marketplace Download Problem by azeeza(f): 11:51am On Mar 22, 2013
Are you for real? Mine was faulty i took for repair, its working now but i cant download, send files, pics and even surf the internet. Htc touch
Jokes EtcHidden Secret. by azeeza(op):
Three pastors met and agreed to sincerely tell each other their problems, which must be kept a secret between the three of them. The first pastor said; my problem is money. i do steal, even from the church offering please pray for me. The second pastor said, mine is women. Whenever i see any woman my desire will be to go to bed with her. Infact i have slept with most of women in the church even the senior pastor's wife. Turning to the third pastor to hear his problem he started crying (it took his friends some effort to calm him) when they ask him to continue he was stil crying and he said my problem is gossiping when we leave this place every body will hear what you two have just told me. Please pray for me.
SportsRe: Osaze Attacks West Brom On Twitter Again by azeeza(f): 9:28am On Mar 18, 2013
Osaze is killing his career softly....
Jokes EtcRe: Picture of 7Up Advert of 'My Oga At The Top' by azeeza(f): 4:18pm On Mar 16, 2013
Hilarious! His picture should also replace FIDO DIDO or the hand carrying the bottle, dont you think forumite?
Jokes EtcRe: Pregnancy Wahala...... by azeeza(op): 3:28pm On Mar 16, 2013
Small African village i tell ya!
Chynx: Mine is pregnant and is currently reading "48 Laws of Power"... grin
Jokes EtcPregnancy Wahala...... by azeeza(op): 2:45pm On Mar 16, 2013
Three friends were discussing about their pregnant wives and the first guy said "when my wife was pregnant she read,the novel: the 2 cities and gave birth 2 twins". The second guy said, his wife read the 3 musketeers and gave birth 2 triplet. The third guy stood up and started running heading home when asked why? he then said "my wife is pregnant and she's reading alibaba and the 40 thieves!"

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