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lol........just as e b for my profile. my badd Rocktation: Mbok, which one are you again? |
Dear Ladies, Not all Men Who come For us are after sex they also need Love And not Sex Not all men Like to be with pretty women but they need an independent decent women not a must for her to be beautiful Showing off With half naked clothes either on social media or outside social media makes no different For you being called LovePeddler Men Dont Like Ladies who play So hard to get For Long period Time. they Also Get Bored And keep off Dont Brag when you get Many Likes on your photo. Not everyone who likes the photo likes you some liked it since it appeared on their home page. Not All Men Are Happy When we keep Telling Them buy this For Me Buy that for me..Sometimes lets spend on our cash too. it makes a whole lot of sence when we dont depend on our boyfriend or fiance... |
A man was travelling...... ...then he got stopped on the way by soldiers... They accused him of not stoping at the right time so they gave him a punishment that he should carry 1000 blocks from the road to the other side.....as the man was doing this He noticed their boss sitting on a tree far away was his friend at secondary school, so he went to him and explained everything to him..... The soldier was happy to see his old friend and asked him how many blocks have you carried.....the driver said 900 then soldier replied pls return it dont mind those boys......... |
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missed the days when the bully in my class called okechukwu ibeneme will want to beat me up and i will bribe him by writing his assignments and giving him my juice and biscuit.... if i ever see that guy na only God know wetin i go do am... Oga-@-d-top: |
you took that outta ma mouth..lol sonikstargirl: Over sabi is wen u r busy typin trash |
we will always get the kind of leaders we deserved. when our mind hankers after falsehood. false leaders by and by shall emerge to acsend to the throne of our affairs. they are bird of same feather( orji uzor kalu and T.A orji) Itoroetti : |
Hey watch your back,Thats why we are called 'THE GIANT IN THE SUN' Akshow: Dont mind Shitty ghanian press. They will always play second fiddle to naija. Our noisy neibos |
i really want to see dammy crane,cos the dude seems not entertaining judging from his musical videos and live performance at the Ay show i watched.... Amelian: Babes in BBA on that season, go see pepper... Enough tease from this dude..Possibly bed most of the babes there too... As there eyes no dey see celeb with biceps twice |
pls can you educate us (me) on tinted moisturiser. whats the difference between a moisturiser and total coverage foundation,and can a tinted moisturiser be used alongside a foundation? Perfect Blend: Every lady wants her face looking perfectly blended and flawless when she's going out. well, there's only one way to get that flawless looking skin if you don't already have it. Buy a good foundation. |
Thank God Osaze Was left Out. |
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Azeeza..... sheedy407: Lovely fellow Nairalanders,who have the best name on dis site cos I see diff good and sexy names here |
garri and bread. |
Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said: "You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation. ... A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got married. "Later my father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson. Also, my wife became mother in-law of her father-in- law.Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my half- brother because he was my father's son, but he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand- son. That made me the grandfather of my half-brother. "This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half- sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the grandmother. "This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife, I'm my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I'm My own grandfather! And you think you have family problems. Please Free Me, says the other man, you dont only have a problem, u're mad as well. |
Mary: Hello Love! Sarah: Hello babes-how are u today? Mary: Am fine dear, I’ve missed u a lot. Sarah: And me too Mary: I am calling just to inform you that I will pay you a visit this afternoon. Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to have you. I will be expecting you sweet. *AFTER DROPPING THE CALL Mary: Am going to visit that dirty girl again. Sarah: This witch is coming here again, she thinks I will buy her drinks with my money again, she must be joking. TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS John: Bastard how far? Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur randy father? John: My Papa dey! Ur blanket stainer mama nko? Francis: You are a fool. How far, U dey house?I dey come charge phone. John: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we drink beer….. Francis: Idiot like U. Later now! *AFTER DROPPING THE CALL John: That Francis can be funny at times but always great companion anytime. Francis: John is just a reliable friend. LESSON: Girls are always nice to each other but they never like themselves. Boys are always mean and rude but they will always have each other’s back. |
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Who does that? pDude: I will kill her, kill the guy and kill myself |
Dont take this clown serious, he is just having fun on nairaland. Exponental: stop dealin with such womens |
Hahaha Lagusta: I'll just tell her: please can u help me scratch it some more |
And make e do the listening parry their too Rickywowoz: Dear 2face ujah innocent idibia....since african queen,i have been buying your CDs(audio and video)till ur last album even some wey no make sense i dey buy am all because of my love for you.. |
Where is the joke? Unto the next one.... |
Windows.... HTC decoder: Is yours HTC Android or the windows phone? |
Show ya face so we can compare! Mr..Cork: |
Are you for real? Mine was faulty i took for repair, its working now but i cant download, send files, pics and even surf the internet. Htc touch |
Three pastors met and agreed to sincerely tell each other their problems, which must be kept a secret between the three of them. The first pastor said; my problem is money. i do steal, even from the church offering please pray for me. The second pastor said, mine is women. Whenever i see any woman my desire will be to go to bed with her. Infact i have slept with most of women in the church even the senior pastor's wife. Turning to the third pastor to hear his problem he started crying (it took his friends some effort to calm him) when they ask him to continue he was stil crying and he said my problem is gossiping when we leave this place every body will hear what you two have just told me. Please pray for me. |
Osaze is killing his career softly.... |
Hilarious! His picture should also replace FIDO DIDO or the hand carrying the bottle, dont you think forumite? |
Small African village i tell ya! Chynx: Mine is pregnant and is currently reading "48 Laws of Power"... |
Three friends were discussing about their pregnant wives and the first guy said "when my wife was pregnant she read,the novel: the 2 cities and gave birth 2 twins". The second guy said, his wife read the 3 musketeers and gave birth 2 triplet. The third guy stood up and started running heading home when asked why? he then said "my wife is pregnant and she's reading alibaba and the 40 thieves!" |
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