₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,331,221 members, 8,449,216 topics. Date: Tuesday, 21 July 2026 at 01:02 PM

Toggle theme

Azertise's Posts

Nairaland ForumAzertise's ProfileAzertise's Posts

1 2 (of 2 pages)

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Azertise: 4:17pm On Jun 28
Nelochukwu:
This is really not true. A thief is a thief. Honestly I believe even if the fare was above 10k that driver theif will do the same.

Unless you do things like this undecided because there are countless shitty prices everyday and things like these dont happen, do u believe this scenerio has played out on INdrive and rather d driver being a good character person refunded.

A thief is a thief, hyena no dey born lamb
See, Nelochukwu, normal the driver is wrong but desperation brings out the worst in people, no one is inherently evil. Mind you things like this happen far more than you think, you just don't hear it.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Azertise: 3:16pm On Jun 28
Kaymaxi2222:
asin the rider self no fear for him own live at that ungodly hour for that ridiculous amount. He should be thankful it was not a bandit or kidnapper that pick him up. At least na money him lose no be him live. Very inconsiderate set of riders.
And nobody should come for me with am I condoning what the driver did please the amount he offered set him up for what he got
Do you get? Nobody is siding the driver but people don't understand that some actions or prices just filter you to witness trouble. See another example, last week, one of my guy went to pick order, na so the guy dey shout dey insult for my guy ontop phone in phonetic with American accent say my guy no know road, when na him no give better directions. My guy cautioned him and on seeing him he only picked him because his partner was heavy (pregnant). Guess what, after my guy dropped him off, the wife forgot her phone in his car. As the baba call my guy first thing he talk na "Bros..." grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Azertise: 2:51pm On Jun 28
Dabadwela:
Wetin make the rider dey stingy?
On top him own money?

We really get hungry and criminal drivers for this forum
Are you really using it's the rider's money to justify them exploiting the low fare setting Indrive permits? Both Indrive and the rider exploits the driver's lack of economic leverage as country hard.
And that was exactly, what I was pointing out, the broken system, this piss show we find ourselves in. The driver is a thief. The rider and Indrive are thieves as well from an ethical and economic standpoint.
No offense, you that sees the rider's action as getting a good deal or just their money is also a thief. See both wrongs, stop doing selective empathy.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Azertise: 7:55am On Jun 28
TheModerator:
Indrive will take about N1500 from the 8k you were to pay. His take home would have been about 6k. FFS 6k for driving 26km from VI to a traffic riddled Addo road? This hustle is the biggest modern day slavery in Nigeria at the moment . Even if you are on CNG, does 6k take home amount to labour and time? If the car was yours, would you pay someone 8k to drive you from VI to Addo in your own car and fuel?

There's no explaining why he bolted with your money. The fair deal for this trip is 15 - 20k in the prevailing economic situation. Maybe you should negotiate with him to return 60k to you. He may listen to that offer. Otherwise, just take it as karma.
Truly a tale of stingy rider meets hungry driver, nothing to see here.
It's much easier to get the money back from a 419 than from a desperate driver that accepts a N270/km ride.
Good luck to both parties.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Azertise: 3:44pm On Jun 14
TUBLEZ:
Guys let’s be careful this rainy season please 🙏🏼
Bro, as I saw this video I was just feeling for the uber guy. Two days before I saw this video I wanted to drive out for the rain surge but my mind just tell me say, you fit dey pursue Rain Surge make you go enter hole. Cause, there are some nasty streets with holes in the middle, there's one I entered in particular at Badore road, when heading back to the express, the last street before the roundabout, near the fuel station.

Map directed me to follow there to beat the traffic, as I turned into the street my right tire entered inside. I had to hold the brakes with my left leg and accelerated with the other leg, at the same time to reverse back to the road. If I had removed my leg from the brakes even for a second, my car would have fallen deeper, as the car was already leaning.

As Tublez said, exercise caution during this raining season. If possible always watch other cars, if nobody is taking an alternate route, there's a reason.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Azertise: 12:05pm On May 24
Happy Sunday chiefs, I met a client recently and he happens to work at moniepoint. Currently, moniepoint is rolling out a payment plan for CNG conversion. You only need to pay about 10% and you'd repay the rest over a set period. The client I met works in that particular department. He says it's still in early testing stage not fully released, but they've tested about 40 drivers. If anyone's interested, let me know I'd mail his contact. Apparently, if you have a moniepoint acct it's not difficult to apply directly from the app, which was what he mentioned, but I don't have a moniepoint acct nor was I keen to convert so I didn't pursue it.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Azertise: 9:36pm On May 22
Pearl1910:
15k per hour.
God bless boss, I'd work with this.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Azertise:
Bosses I great Una. I need your advices, its been a while I enter road and I got a client for 7 days stay in Lagos, and I'd pick them up by 10am for a 5 mins drive and then come back by 6pm till 11pm. How much should I charge abeg? My car's a 2.4L Camry011, on fuel.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Azertise: 2:38pm On May 13
Eazilyfe:
Coils & Spark plugs dey okay

I get 4 extra spark plugs and coils each, cos i do maintenance myself.

Na this AC i never sabi how e dey work well, still learning about Car AC. maybe i go change compressor again sha, this time new one i no dey buy tokunbo wey i no sabi the history abeg.

I just changed the compressor when muslim fasting end
No rush change compressor o. Na so 2 AC guys dey yarn me say compressor, I did my own research and went to the third ac guy and told him what to do. Exactly the same issue I had (except I didn't take note of RPM, but AC drops in traffic and sometimes picks when I speed.)
Just google search "Moisture in your AC system can cause inconsistent cooling" you'd find out more. Basically, If they changed your gas without vacuuming (Flushing) it's very possible moisture dey the system.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Azertise: 2:32pm On May 13
Eazilyfe:
Abeg wetin fit make AC dey blow well when you dey drive on constant speed and also blow well when you just on am at idle. But if you leave am at idle for long e go start dey trip off and on within seconds huh lipsrsealed

Same thing if you have been enjoying the AC and you immediately stop at a 5mins traffic it will start raising and dropping engine RPM.

New condenser bought, Radiator fan working, new expansion valve.
Same thing happened to me twice, same fix both times; flushed the AC system and refilled gas. Check your gas levels, then flush the system and refill ac gas and oil.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Azertise: 7:52pm On Apr 14
megatran:
Elepaq 4.5kva generator is available for 220k

Sumec Firman 3kva generator is available for 170k

2hp Panasonic non inverter split ac is available for 200k

Location is Awoyaya after sangotedo.

Whatsapp me on 081-5266-3216 for pictures.
don't know why naira land rejects my uploads as too large.
Hi, the Sumec still available?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Azertise: 9:20am On Apr 02
Kumuyiii:
Please if you're using cng on the mainland, which locations dey sell cng abeg? Please
There's a CNG station at Ogudu, Directly Opposite the GRA. They just opened recently.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Azertise: 11:07pm On Mar 28
Eazilyfe:
I dey try set this standard. Make e no fall pass N600/km huh
That's the goal, though difficult to maintain, but anything below N400/km is a hard pass.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Azertise: 9:58pm On Mar 28
Kumuyiii:
Lol indrive with surge beats that, commission considered... Bros 20k to get 50k is good business.. Everyday no be Christmas. This is coming from who don use 30k make 190k b4... And it wasn't Christmas. 20 to make 50k is more than 100% gain, please take some financial classes. That's fair return.
You say 20k to get 50k is good business but you blow empty from Eko hotel to Ajah.

Kumuyiii:
I've started practicing this, sometimes i fit drive empty from eko hotel coastal to ajah, Jst to pick good trip... I'll rather drive empty than take 5k to ajah. But unfortunately, other transport unions get unity pass uber drivers.
And you said you spent 1.5ltrs for that empty drive, that's roughly N2k with fuel at N1330/Ltr. N2k to earn N5k was exactly within your logic, but e reach your turn suddenly good business turn insult.

Using 20k to justify ROI as if fuel is the only operating cost in this business. What of Time? The wear and tear of the car? Physical stress? And he definitely off AC so Sun for don do am strong thing. Food? Savings?

100% or 150% is not sustainable. At all.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Azertise: 4:59pm On Mar 28
I haven't posted my dash breakdown and lessons so far like I mentioned in my past post, because I took a break so I just dey follow from the background, dey enjoy bants, talks, and even the occasional soft life teaching from Oga Kums grin. But the things I have been reading lately. Especially this CNG matter, abeg. Go and convert in peace na. for almost 3 weeks now, e remain make person dey see CNG stations for dream.

If you go to a CNG Station and you meat happy CNG users, follow them. But remember the ones that got bitten would not be there. That's how Survivor Bias works.
Just like in world war, planes riddled with bullets that got back to the base were about to be reinforced where they were hit, but that's when someone argued that its the places where there were no bullet holes that should be reinforced. Because the ones getting hit there are not coming back. The people that have suffered the worst of CNG are silent, bitter and probably retired.

So if Installers are better now, install in peace make we hear word.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Azertise: 4:16pm On Mar 28
Jegheter:
grin bros indrive is better for me. I control price and esp where I want to go. Actually with these higher commissions of Uber is one really earning higher. Their wait time sef dey worry even on d Island.

Indrive is best if u plan well and r patient. Actually if u want to keep it moving and have a high target from 50k above as u mentioned then u MUST need indrive grin.

That app is a gift and a curse grin.

My daily target is 50k and above and I use indrive grin
God abeg. Why are you praising a N383/Km dashboard with your 2.5L RAV4 and with fuel at N1330 per litre? Holy. Boss, no naw, that's a foul. I understand, you'd claim your car and body, but try add disclaimers so unsuspecting newbies won't think that's a sustainable standard in these times.

And truly, I get that times are subpar, but 20k fuel to net 50k is nothing to be proud of, cause that 131km you drove definitely was more 6hrs, without factoring the time it took to cherry pick all those rides.
This same N360-N400/km was my minimum when fuel was N839, with my 2.4L muscle, talk less of now that fuel is N1330.

Aswear, I really respect your fuel efficiency if that report is accurate. I really do. But you need to optimize your dash. In as much as you believe Indrive is the way and the truth and the life, it won't trump Bolt during surge, especially priority and comfort. At the very least, you should average N500-700/Km
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Azertise: 6:41pm On Feb 11
dapotemi:
Apologies to him. Although am not referring to him in particular. Na just inference from what he said..my submission is simple+++You make MORE, you work LONGER!
If you post those sweet numbers, tell them the whole story. That is how to help others, including innocent investors..
Okay fair enough, I was already thinking of posting my journey so far. I might as well do so. In my next post I'd share my experience and figures with actual image logs backing it. To help others and to get critical feedback on how I can improve.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Azertise: 1:47am On Feb 10
tobby98:
This are comforting words to make sense of you not doing enough. But to be fair, everyone has their limits which is created by them. Don't believe everything but be open minded to see things from another angle and possibly learn from it. Other people's reality is not yours, vice versa. There are guys here who I met on this platform who are doing numbers you wouldn't believe but don't talk about it as this is a public forum.
Besides, I don't know why he found your numbers unbelievable. My numbers are similar to yours. Same work routine (Fridays, Mondays, Saturday and Sundays), similar car, yours is Camry 2010 mine is 2011 V4. And I know my route is not very efficient, cause I still have a lot to learn but my January dashboard showed 760k (400k from bolt, about 320k on Uber and 40k Indrive) not counting offline.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Azertise:
tobby98:
This are comforting words to make sense of you not doing enough. But to be fair, everyone has their limits which is created by them. Don't believe everything but be open minded to see things from another angle and possibly learn from it. Other people's reality is not yours, vice versa. There are guys here who I met on this platform who are doing numbers you wouldn't believe but don't talk about it as this is a public forum.
I once met another driver that was sitting on 40k as at 11am in the morning. I jam this guy at Ikoyi, turned out he lived in my area, 2 minutes away from me. By that time I met him, I was still on 8k, bro was already on 40k. And I confirmed his trip log on his bolt app. His trips for that day were just immaculate. So one thing I've learnt since I started is that there are no hard numbers to work with. And if you don't have a price filter, and keep taking 2-3k rides, you'd just be doing advertisement for this ride apps.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Azertise: 2:57pm On Feb 05
tobby98:
The question would be, are u driving him around for that time being or just taking him somewhere and waiting for him to take him back?
Yes boss driving the person around.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Azertise: 10:08am On Feb 05
Good morning, bosses. I greet you all. Please if someone wants to book me for 12pm - 6pm only Lekki Phase 1. What price is fair? My car is a Camry v4 2011, clean interior, perfect AC. And my fuel consumption is high at N100/km (N3000 per 30km). Please help
I work select days and my average is 70k with like 19k fuel in 8 rides.

@Vela01 @Pearl1910 @tobby98 @Kumuyiii
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Azertise: 4:02pm On Feb 01
Glithronix:
You never see anything. grin
Anything that will reduce your acceptance rate, bolt is ready for you today-today. grin


Much respect, boss.
grin
Them mean am today.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Azertise: 4:01pm On Feb 01
tobby98:
This price is too ridiculous
This days I dey quick off my bolt app. grin grin
I could go online and next thing stupid prices, and because my acceptance rate is at 53% I can't decline too much. I'm always happy when I see order accepted by another driver. Two times in a row I don off app or switch to strictly comfort.
RomanceRe: Is There Anything Wrong In This? by Azertise: 10:52am On Jan 31
Workch:
I'm planning my wedding and my fiancee suggested that she wants to sew a wedding gown, and then I gave her an option to rent one for N50, 000 so I can channel the finance elsewhere. She's insisting that she will hire a tailor to sew one for her, so then I told her that I will give her the N50, 000 and that's what I can afford for the gown.

I'm doing this because I feel like it's just a day dress and allocating funds to other things will be better. Hiring a tailor to sew a new wedding gown for lot more money for just a day does not really make sense to me, especially if I still need funds for other things and she is wearing it once.

Am I the person not reasoning properly?
Workch, You haven’t even married yet and you’re already bringing your marital issues outside. Guy, talk to your woman.
If your wife wears a borrowed gown she clearly hates, your marriage has already started with cracks. That resentment won’t disappear o. It will just sit there quietly and surface later. And since you say you're thinking long-term, better factor this hidden bitterness into your calculations.
The gown means a lot to her. Is it childish or illogical from a man's perspective? Maybe but it's her day just as it's yours. So don't even talk about borrowing dress.

Now, she wants a new dress and the problem is the 300k, not the dress itself. Sit down like adults and discuss how to handle the remaining 250k.
You’re already spending seriously on this wedding. Calmly remind her your hands are tied financially, but you want her happiness, and ask how she wants you both to solve it.
If you can't even have this kind of conversation before the marriage starts. Bro..

Communication is the critical issue here. Fix that one first. Forget the dress or 300k.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Azertise: 7:32am On Jan 26
Kaymax2222:
just tell the guy to purge the system for you maybe the vacuum is toouch for him
Thanks chief. Good morning. Around how much would that be? The last time I did it at NNPC I paid 30k. Is it that expensive?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Azertise: 5:16pm On Jan 24
Good evening bosses, abeg make Una help me. Quick one please, my car (Camry 2011) started making noise, turned out the compressor bearings was damaged. I just got it replaced but the issue now is that the AC guy that replaced it wants to just fill new gas directly, without vacuuming the system for moisture, please is this proper? Google checks and Chatgpt keep saying it's absolutely not good, that it will damage my compressor long term. The other AC guy I used when I needed a gas refill vacuum the system properly last time, and I called him but he says I should just let the guy do what he can and then come to him since I'm far right now.
Abeg what should I do? And how much is it to vacuum and refill gas? I spent about 30k last time.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Azertise: 7:56am On Jan 17
lexylexy:
Yes, Uber shows net price, they've already removed their commission. The 9kplus is your money
Acceptance rate is not so important. Just avoid cancelling and ignore trips you don't like to do.

As for your last question, you can do the math. I'll surely take the trip without thinking twice
That's actually great, I'm just glad I can combine platforms now. I even saw a 16k trip on Uber from Maryland to lekki, I didn't take it because I feared it was inside inside Lekki, Sangotedo area. Because that's what I see on bolt, it was latter I realised it was Ikate.
And yeah, I would have taken that ride now that I now it's the net price.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Azertise: 7:51am On Jan 17
Glithronix:
The 9k+ is your net (your money).


Much respect, boss.
Thanks boss
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Azertise: 10:33pm On Jan 16
Vela01:
If you ask me, this is not bad, that's about #355/km. and by that time, you're driving against traffic. By the time you get to ikoyi, you'll definitely see better surge trip back because it's the rush hour.

Yes, acceptance rate matter, but not as dangerous on Uber as it is on bolt.
100% ignore trips you're not comfortable with.
Thank you Chief, I'd keep this in mind for next time. Though that 9k is it my money? Or I will still pay Uber commission from inside?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Azertise: 7:13pm On Jan 16
Vela01:
Who dey go ikorodu? Help me carry this person along.

Una dey try on indrive o
grin grin
Make he put them for boot. grin grin, see price.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Azertise: 7:12pm On Jan 16
Good evening bosses, I greet una. About uber, do they show the price net like bolt or it's before commission? And is acceptance rate important?
Like the ride below should I have taken it if my car burns N100/km for fuel?

1 2 (of 2 pages)