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Man, this is too funny.

Stupid fish, you took the hook without seeing it had no bait!

FYI, I am not Nigerian, neither am I black! I guess the jokes on you huh?

I just decided to see who would be an easy wind up and I guess it's you! If you could only get over the huge inferiority complex you suffer from you'd still be a slowpoke with no personality and no prospects.

But at 20 yeras old, I guess you're too immature. I won't bother baiting you any more as it's not fair to poke the animal through the cage's bars.

Thanks for the sport, sport.

Toodle pip!

@Jakumo.

Brilliant post, you hit the nail on the head. K+++++ Well conceived and humorous to boot!

@9jaganja,
lmao, you really are a dumb tw@t.  Talk about having a chip on your shoulder, you are carrying a boulder, next to the turnip you call a brain.
When did I ever say I was in America, or even Nigerian for that matter?  Dumbass.
Any possible advantages of being a Nigerian were destroyed years ago by people like you who can see no further than the bottom of their pockets.
Wake up, smell the coffee you lame-brained turd.

Casts, and waits,

@9jaganja.

I have said it before.  You obviously have the Nigeria you deserve and you seem cont ent with it.

I guess the fat elite in Abuja must just love you.

As for the "fucker" comment?  Not really warranted. 

Very mature and intelligent, you need to cross breed with walakolobo and make a complete retard.

My goodness, you really are "slow" aren't you?  I think I actually know you!  I think I have seen you wondering naked and rambling amongst the traffic on Falomo Bridge, is that you?  The language seems similar!

Once again, no original thought (you had to try and (badly) re-use one of mine) and then top it off with the very mature and intelligent "farting cow" remark!  Very humorous, very droll.

Seriously, if your god ever does decide to give you a brain cell, it's going to be awfully lonely,

Come back when you can construct an argument, or at least some decent riposte of your own.

Jeez, w@nker-le-bobo, I hate having to try and educate mumus like you, but I guess I have to try!

It's the fundamental principal of democracy that the people have the right to choose a governemt and president that accurately reflects their hopes and aspirations, and that they can then hold the same elected government responsible for any failure to meet up with the promises they made whilst trying to get elected.

Get it? Do I have to scratch on the blackboard for you? Jeez, any normal half wit should be able to grasp the basics, but I guess your background precludes you!

Perhaps you should stick with the kiddy forum and leave mature debate to us adults? You're really not doing very well and, although the first ten times or so I shoot you down can be amusing, now I feel like I am taking advantage of a retarded person. I'm way too nice for that!

Do yourself a favour and spare yourself future embarassments. Go back to the kiddy section or the girlie make-up forum.

Nighty Night!

Simple really.

Elect a government that does something the people want, and does it well. What is so hard about that?

Wankolobo, you are so stupid, you even give mumus a bad name!

Your village called and said they'd like their idiot back please!  Go home, silly girl.

What ever gave you the impression that I am in America, because I clearly am not, have never claimed to be and only visit the place occasionally on (real) business.

A simple IP check will reveal where I am.  Do you have the knowledge to do that?  I doubt it.  You have the IQ of pond life and a personality to match!

Bring it, mumu.

Vision 419 will finally come to frutition!  Let's face it, we've been holding back these campus cultists from fully exploiting their meagre education by forcing them to rob buses and taxis to get the money for online time at their nearest cyber cafe!

Now they can do it for free and leave the innocent commuter alone.  Good move FG!

Eziachi,

at last a moderate, balanced voice amongst these mumus!

Well done Sir.  I see the head mumu, walakolobo (please send him a Kobo), cannot muster enough grey matter to provide an educated answer.

He is like like a deflated balloon, once bright and shiny, now deflated and withered.

Shame!

Do you not even suspect that the status quo is being maintained due to the various nefarious interests of certain "Big Boys" in the diesel and generator import sectors?

Please stop trying to defend the indefensible.  Even with official salaries and benefits, the past thirty+ years' worth of so-called leaders have failed in their paid jobs, duties and obligations!  Do you imagine that even for one month such dire performance would prevent your employers from ditching you?!!

Given that these same past "leaders" (and I use the word VERY loosely) "embellished" their salaries somewhat, to the detriment of the common Nigerian (albeit to the tune of billions of dollars!) they STILL failed to perform to even the lowest of standards!

I despair-oh, I truly do.

I was once sat with a (now) fairly prominent and up & coming political star.  I asked him what the answer was for the long term future if we ever hoped to turn Nigeria away from the corruption, lawlessness and false idolatory (we were enjoying a Star or two!).  He said to me;

"Baba (sic), we need to gather together the 20,000 or so of the brightest and best of our time; the foreign educated, the politicians, the pastors, civil servants and union leaders.  We should put them on fine ships and sail them 200 miles off the coast to our territorial limits"!

Intrigued, I asked; "then what Oga"?

He said simply; "then we cleanse the country with neutron bomb or whatever, scrub it clean of the waste, the filth, the greed and corruption"!

Beginning to get the idea now, I pre-empted him and asked; "then we bring back the ships and start over with a more advanced gene pool!?!!

He laughed, took a long, long pull at his beer and said; "no, you dumbass!  Then we sink the ships for God's sake!!!"

And don't forget, this woman also (purportedly) slept with her own father!
The depths they sink to just for money.

Ha ha tpia (what the hell does that mean anyway?)!  Thank you for helping to prove my point! 

Illiterate?  Hmm, let me see now,
I believe that sentences start with a capital letter, dumbass (at least for educated folk!).
Now, as for wanting to be famous?  What planet are you from slowpoke?  Why would I even bother, except for the fact that self important, self promoting self loathers like you tend to push my buttons, when I am not doing something important?
You mean no more to me than watching a dog food commercial.  You are just a toy that I will play with when , and if I feel like it and, because you have all of the intelligence of Pavlov's dog (use Wikipedia, dumbo), you will rise every single time to the bait.

Now try and conserve some of your precious rare intellectual reserves for something meaningful, like cleaning yourself after you have defectated in a bush.

As a riposte, your last effort was rather pathetic. 3/10, should do better but can't due to the lack of grey matter!   

Step on it?  LMAO, I think all can see that I am already stepping on you, intellectually speaking.  I think your brain is 419-ing your mouth a little young lady!

If (I guess I really mean when) you try another riposte, please try something original and not just rely on turning around one of my soft barbs.

As another brighter brother said on this forum: "If intelligence was dynamite, tpia would not have enough to blow her nose"!

Enough said.

Good night little girl,










Casts hook into the water and waits patiently,

Hmmm, still dribbling one-sided? Perhaps you soiled yourself too!?

Seriously, pea-brain, don't bring a banana to a gunfight!

If I had some fish food, I'd feed you. Minnow.

I'm a little late to this thread but found this from Gnature on OBJ's legacy:

Re: Olusegun Obasanjo's Legacy
« #9 on: June 16, 2007, 03:03 PM »

He brought GSM to Nigeria. - Actually, liberalisation of the secttor was essential and paid for in spades by the GSM companies

He cleaned up the banking sector - LMAO, look where we are today!!

Nigeria's own satellite was launched during his term - LMAO again!  It is the first commercial telecom satellite to fail (once in orbit) for many, many years and was rigged to favour Chinese terrestrial equipment manufacturers!

He formed the National Pension Commission - Pecom - Look at how many happy, well cared for pensioners we have today!

He formed the EFCC - Come on, you can't be serious!  Ribadu as a political tool and now this complete clown?

He had more women in top positions than any other head of state - As I recall, his star was sidelined and is now doing greater things at the World Bank (truly a Nigerian to be proud of and, if we were smart, the next President)!  The only other woman that he had in great position of note was his son's wife! (allegedly!)

He cleaned up abuja and largely restored it to its original master plan - No particular comment, except to say that it is a magnificent effort but enjoyed by only the rich and (in-)famous and mostly civil servants.

He formed the Niger Delta Development Commission - NDDC - Well, I guess we can see how well that has turned out!

Thirteen percent (13%) derivation for oil producing states - Agreed!  He made some of his cronies very happy (not to say fabulously rich!) indeed.  Shame that there are not more of them on real trials for corruption!

Establishment of much more private universities in Nigeria - As a legacy, it is basically a confession that he was unable to make state-sponsored education work.

Allowing the inclusion of private firms in power generation - LMAO again!  Look how far that has gotten us!  How much is he suspected of pocketing from that one ititiative?

We were owing over $30 billion in 1999, now we owe around $5 billion (paid our foreign debt) - Don't reproduce officially spouted propoganda, where is a credible audit?

He met $3 billion in reserves in 1999 and left over $40 billion in reserves in 2007. - Ditto above!  But let me ask you this; if there is so much in reserve, why are we not spending on the basics like education, health, water and power?



He didn't obey court orders - withholding Lagos LG funds against court orders - Granted, but Yardulluazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz  has less control over Fashola who has done a magnificent job in revenue generation, ex-federal budget.

He neglected Lagos - Who hasn't?

Abuse of power - spending funds that have not been appropriated by the National Assembly - And your point is?  This was never a democracy, just a (pseudo) non-military autocracy where he took care of cronies and old power mongers.

Greatest Airplane crashes in Nigeria's history during his tenure - Well, true, but the record is sure to be beaten sometime soon, given the apalling state of the aviation sector.

Excessive Petrol Price Hikes - Still heavily subsidised and crazily so, given that we cannot refine our own raw product to any great extent.

He played a big role in the Anambra/Ngige scandal - Nigerian corruption politics zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Lots of politically motivated killings remain unresolved - Bola Ige, Funsho Williams - Do you honestly think that anything meaningful will ever come of those investigations?  Seriously, they had to call in the British police to start the ball rolling (on Funsho) for goodness sake!  Does anyone on this forum really believe that the NPF is anythig other than a bunch of poorly paid politically directed thugs?

He was selective in his fight against corruption - he went after Tafa Balogun, Adolphus Wabara, but has left Tony Anenih, Sule Lamido untouched. - And this is surprising?  Come on!!

Isn't it obvious (pun intended)?!!!

Lol.

Walakolobo - an unfortunate specimen of a Nigerian.  Obviously in diaspora, if the passport story is to be believed.

Surely we should ask ourselves why, on the one hand we blame our ex-colonial "masters" for all of our woes, and then on the other we generally aspire to a UK or US passport and to leave the country that we profess to love?

Walakolobo is like the "Guardian" newspaper - full of words and hot air, but no new ideas - and forgotten and discarded the next day.

Tpia,

Irony you slowpoke, Irony!

It's merely a benign dig at our (slightly less than) illustrious leader. Do you not read the news?

Good grief! If you are what most non-Nigerians encounter, no wonder that we have such a bad rep.

Try some positive contribution and please try and lose that huge chip on your shoulder! Perhaps you will then be more level headed (you will notice this as you'll be able to dribble out of both sides of your mouth at the same time)!

Come my friend, I warn you! I have a black belt in repartee!



Baba

One of the refreshing aspects of this thread was that it was started by a Nigerian, and allowed Nigerian to question Nigerian. What you have done is just blatantly racist.
Shame on you.

Seen from 9jaGanja:

"Let's say Nigerian kids don't have access to guns but they have access to machete don't they? Why didn't they come to school and start butchering everyone?"

Read this and tell me you're still proud to be a Nigerian!  Despite all the claims to being a religious nation, cultists are still free to carry out this sh1t.

Four children who were allegedly kidnapped from their school premises were reportedly found dead the day after they were abducted.

LEADERSHIP SUNDAY learnt that the children's corpses were discovered in a bush with their heads cut off.

http://www.oyibosonline.com/cgi-bin/newsscript.pl?record=6313

Tpia, you are truly delusional!  As long as there are Nigerians who think like you, this terrible state of affairs will continue.  Jakumo presents an intelligent, balanced view.  Walakolobo, on the other hand, is just simply either uneducated or blinkered, maybe both.

Every country has its problems but how can you  compare the number of homeless and poverty stricken in the states (around 1.2% of the population at best) with the poverty and deprivation in Nigeria where it is the 1-2% of the population, the corrupt and corruptors mostly in Abuja, that deliberately keep the masses downtrodden?  Abuja was deliberately and artificially created to provide a "modern metropolis" where the rich and powerful could meet without having to grind through the ratholes of somewhere like Lagos and avoid having to look the real Nigerian in the eye!

It is unfortunate for Nigerian culture that, upon spying a convoy of shiny new 4x4s bullying their way through the traffic, accompanied by the black shirted thugs laughingly referred to as policemen, the lowly Nigerian will wonder at the site and say" there goes a big man!".  The same goes with many, many pastors who callously take the hard earned monies from your average Nigerian and then lord it over them with all of their ill-gotten gains.  When will you wake up?!!  Stop venerating the thieves!

To suggest looking beyond Nigeria's borders for the root cause of this state of affairs is, at best, laughable.  Time to stop blaming others and look inwards for salvation.

Regards

Baba.