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Can't stop laughing..
I was buying slice bread at d junction while waiting for change, I saw a woman with a little child, the child was walking a bit faster than the woman and the woman shouted "Degree wait for me", I was so amazed hearing that name, I walk closer to the woman and said "ma, why do you call this child degree?, The woman laughed and said "I sent her mother who is my daughter to the University and this is the certificate she brought back for me"....

chumaster:
You didn't introduce urself na

I'm Uzoma, I graduated from AAUA...

I reside in Ondo/Osun/Edo

I'm a Liverpool fan...

iAmHelen:
I am fine dear. No one will be left behind.

Lest I forget, when I did my reg, I was not given any payment receipt but it was sent to my mail. Hope they won't require for any pin when it's time to print the call up letter. ?

at the end of registration, you will be given two printouts...
the first one is the payment receipt(payment details).
the second is the Green card(just like bio data)...

so,

I will advice u to have a copy of it(just like e-transact/payment details)...
you can just print it from your mail

oga I no see my moniker o

cc Chumaster

mcmind:
Count down to camping ⛺
31 days...
Wherever dem post me, I dey go either Abuja, Lagos, Kano, Rivers.

almost just that your rivers is my Akwa-ibom add me on whatsapp... 0806278110

abeg who dey do the countdown...


on that teaching of a thing, make we reach camp first, I go sabi how to cross the bridge

it's painful some have not seen their names but I pray God will put smiles on their faces...
welcome back

iAmHelen:
Good morning gracelanders,

The mods banned me for a whole week... Contunu!

Haychay.... Have you seen your name?

MissKaycee21.... Hope you have registered.

BabaIbo..... How are you?

Coyy....Happy birthday in arrears. Greater heights bro.

Happy birthday in arrears to others that might have done theirs too. Sorry, I could not go through all the pages. Please don't tell me some people are yet to see their names.

Wishing you all a great week ahead.

no mind them jare...

I'm ok... what about you?

dipson546:
pls there is calculation have trying to do and am getting big numbers for answer but am not sure...

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here is the calculation ..
If Arsenal beat Chelsea 3 - o
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AND
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Chelsea beat Man U 4 - 0

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What will be the number of goals for

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Arsenal vs Man U...

and geting something like 6 - 0

let arsenal vs Chelsea game be (3-0=3),
Chelsea vs man u game be (4-0=4)... Liverpool vs arsenal be (4-3=1),
Liverpool vs Chelsea be (2-1=1)
and finally
Liverpool vs man u be (0-0=0)...
while arsenal vs man u game be x...

x = (Ars vs Chelsea)*(Chelsea vs man u) divided by (Liverpool vs Ars)+(Liv vs Che)

x = (3*4)/(1+1)= 12/2 = 6...
so arsenal vs Manchester United will end 6 goals to nothing but... I don't know who will be the winner or loser..

Chelsea players have personal vendetta against mourinho, na why them demolish man u like that...

Chelsea players have personal vendetta against mourinho, n's why them demolish man u like that...

Over the week, people who have gone back to their former clubs have each received 4 goals;
Guardiola went back to Camp Nou and took 4
Van Persie came back to Old Trafford and took 4 so I was wondering who is next until I heard Mourinho and Mata were also coming back to Stamford Bridge

coyy:
abeg, dis thread is not a football thread

na now you know abi...

coyy:
abeg, dis thread is not a football thread

na now you know abi...

coyy bigromeo
how far? how market?

Bigromeo:
till then

e don reach two o... that kind thing wey Barcelona do guardiola

I see draw here but if there's gonna be a winner then am supporting Chelsea FC to win...
#YNWA

JohnQueen:
Fastest goal in the EPL this season. Coyy coman talk!

for where, u no fit see their brake light again

em don varnish into thin air... cc coyy n bigromeo how far

chumaster:

YNWA Bro... no mind em

coyy:
Meanwhile;

Pep guadiola:


*winless in 5 matches

* conceded 11 goals in d process

*scored 5 goals

*spent 270m in d summer

* bald

but im better pass mourinho who wasted money on pogba abi na wetin em they call am... and he dey top manures for league

Bigromeo:
match wey i don win already.u no c as me and coyy dey dab since

na u talk am... I go remind you how far in the next 2-3 hours

coyy:
Leave story of two finals
Nobody remembers the man that comes second
That's why arsenal remain shii

nobody remember man u neither

coyy:
Leave story of two finals
Nobody remembers the man that comes second
That's why arsenal remain shii

Bigromeo:
oga na noise u dey make there.till den

win Chelsea first...

alabi31:
ladokites. wen sch go upload names bai or nobody dey go camp ds year

since... my friend don do her reg na

[quote author=Greatness366 post=50443490]Here is not sport section fa i take God beg unna chealsea ko kidney pool ni[/quote....

lols...

coyy:
Top 4 kor, top 2 ni no b klopp manage una last season

no be him start the season and no be him build the team... he joined the club mid season or there about and he entered two finals

coyy:
Present table like say na after 10matches dem dey present trophies.

Liverpool get initial gragra

Naso una dey start.. We all knw u will finish below Southampton

not when Klopp is d manager... top four sure for Liverpool... na the league we dey talk

coyy:
Good football, no trophy. d only time I enjoyed Liverpool team was wen they came close to winning d league.

Brendan rogers Liverpool.. Shares sturrige sterling.

We are winning it this time... watch out

coyy:
How Liverpool.take better manutd? u not even playing Europe football


We sha dey play Europa

europa ahaha... make sevilla abi any of those Europa team catch u...

Talk of present epl table leave last season

coyy:
U wan hear history?? I dont even knw how a youth wil.choose to support Liverpool.

Wetin attract u to dat team

Try watch Liverpool match... you will enjoy it... if u love good football then you have to support 'em

coyy:
Disoriented or disunited , we are better that looserpool

coyy abeg no go there... man u no near Liverpool FC... person wey dey inside hot sun dey talk say him enjoy pass person wey dey inside ac...


win Chelsea first,