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this country just dey funny me... like say na comedy

all these people and lie... how can a bank transfer such money without atleast one or two officers/officials... e no consign me sef...


























































































































Have u heard from or seen Buhari today?

lonelydora:
Bro you know now? Auto correct is not helping me.

na lie joor

aaronson:
For some reason, I express myself better speaking in good English. I dislike pidgin because it kills the ability for usage of good English. Some are sweet to the hearing which are- Warri and Benin pidgin.

But

To me, Nothing like good polished English, I listen to your spoken English to determine your level of intelligence, More complex words/terms you know, More intelligent you tend to be.

Pidgin also kills the ability for writing good sentences without using shorthand, And for me, if I get to chat you up as a cute girl and you the type that uses short hand, it kills the vibe for you and you would no longer appeal to me anymore. In the case of a guy, I won't even keep up chat with you unless we talking very important issue.

na ppu like u go sabi write but can't speak or can speak but can't write... show me ur o'level first abeg o.. who english Epp sef?

all these ppu wey dey form londoner here, no be say ppu wey dey speak pidgin lazy o buh it makes things easier....
there was a day I went to get something from the ministry... something happened on getting there, I never knew it was because of my queen's english... Guess what happened?
The woman in charge told me to come back d following week buh I decided to wait behind to find out why she didn't attend to me cos my informant told me hv done something she abhor maybe that's why she treated me dat way... bck to pidgin abeg, na later I from find out say na my grammar provoke her say I no even get manners, meaning say I suppose speak local for her.. imagine

someone(name withheld for a reason) sent 5k to me... I really appreciate, thank you so much...

May God bless u all...

lols

nice one

Tnx

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Observing

good one

tnx

n

tnx

Guy make God bless u front n back, up and down... imagine where e bad reach my last wey I senior with plenty ppu go dey tell me say I no know wetin I go for school after d strong 2.1(4.3) wey I get,and d guy still dey write when n jamb o... na to commot dis country me dey plan... I don start ajor(savings) on top

I have some, I opened it around 2004-2006... is #100 not too small?

I'm a newbie in blogging... is there any session/unit for blogging on nairaland

Vickyydera:
No, I can't. Remind me.

It's me Steven(Uzoma)... is this Victoria from Owerri

Vickyydera:
Can someone encapsulate for me E-money source of money?

na only God know...
Vicky I don see u again... guess u can't remember who I am

Amen... thanks OP

Bekwarra:
Oga mi I fear AJ City pass Mile 2 o. Mile 2 is also notorious but Ajegunle hmnnn

I once lived in Ajegunle (olodi apapa), Bros u can't walk at nite in mile 2 buh u can do that in AJ if not for policemen wey dry carry ppu anyhow

Estelle247:
Funny post indeed! But what are those of us that are neither born with wooden nor silver spoon born with?

Rubber spoon... same here bae or aluminum spoon

jmichlins:
I hope my Igbo brothers will see that many people are giving up on tribalism yet we sulk over an election done and dusted almost a year a ago. Imagine an hausa man as an appointee to obiano be sure he wants to islamize anambra or okorocha, he will be called a bastard who found his way here. Yet our people are appointed all over the country and do not tell me we are efficient and hard working cause last time i checked hausa and yoruba men are the richest men in africa. Make you no kill me cause am still son of the soil that is telling you the truth

Just negodu d way u spoiled ur good writeup...
Your contribution is good buh u made a mistake;

1. You brought tribalism into d thread by condemning a tribe just to look innocent, u should have written ur comment in form of advice.
2. There is hasty generalisation in ur comment, Richness is not measured by hardwork, have seen ppu, even friends that are lazy buh their parents gave them large sum of money to start life after school or fix dem up in a big company... Also u can't measure the richness of a tribe by one man riches...

Don't try taking side when u are involve is settling dispute between twins...
My mom tried it when my yunga brothers(they were 6 years old then) had quarrel, she supported d yunga(kehinde) one, later on they played together dat evening. When it's time for supper my called dem both buh dey snubbed my mom, she tried to ask dem why and they told her she want to cause quarrel between dem...
Lesson: Always try to put dem straight and don't take side...

U wan make I siddon read all dese story wen pu dey outside dey make money, later I go come join some people dey blame Buhari abi?[b]

U wan make I siddon read all dese story wen pu dey outside dey make money, later I go come join some people dey blame Buhari abi?

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Success to my last kid on his waec exam...

You expect me to read all dose things u wrote there when my mate are out there making money, later in d day I go come join some people dey blaim buhari...















Alright

Where is my name on the list?

I have a better chance dan dose individuals on ur list...












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