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understatement:
;Dshots fired

Chiamaka01:
*in Gordons' voice* The ministry is moving, halleluyah.

Timmytimmy:
Aunty mi........if I catch you ehn

Chiamaka01:
Abi, oh. I am prepared to teach him, but i don't know if he can afford it.

Akejuolusegun:
One of my poems.
Topic: I'm tired of this country.

Hail my nation!
Where numbers have lost power
Ten is one and two is seven notion
Only corruption can reach the end of the tower.

Dream of success is an allusion
Hope of it is a mirage
The massive own-it-all invasion
Has turn our aspiration to rag

I got an instinct that calls me to escape
to a refuge out of the midst of this firm tree
No way out but standing up for my cave
How can I? I'm tired of this country !!!

understatement:
funny as he doesn't know how to go about it

Timmytimmy:
Haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

Anyway, just do fast before mama comes with aunty five five ( the tribal mark laden second wife). I hear that ogbomosho mother-in-laws don't have time to waste.

understatement:
Babysmart iyaf kill me .


But eh,don't derail..sm1 is about to pop the question.

*sips sobo as he prays silently in his heart"pls say yes"....

Chiamaka01:
So, is there a bun in the oven?

Timmytimmy:
Ghen Ghen, confession time and you didn't invite me for the wedding.

Btw,
And you're still watching telemundo and Bollywood romance marriage.
Understatement, is that how you people in Bahamas behave?

Timmytimmy:

Chiamaka01:
Congrats in advance, love.

Timmytimmy:
Where Understatement na?
Your wife is misbehaving oh and you know that in France, this isn't how we roll. Come and carry ya wife abeg.

understatement:
lolz..babysmart stop misbehaving o..this is neither France where we schooled, nor Bahamas where we live. don't let ur broda vex 4 u o..marriage arrangement like that is only allowed in France

toluwalope1:
.women always go for money,I guess Dats d smart tin to do"baby smart" not sure its d wise tin to do

Chiamaka01:
*in nicki minaj's voice* Oh. My. God. Look at. That. Word.

Timmytimmy:
Understatement, you don hear? Get ready for serious hustle oh

toluwalope1:
.hmmmmmmmmmm!malignant!necrotic!

Chiamaka01:
Thank you, love doctor. At least, more palmwine for my kinsmen.

Johnwills:
I meant town or state.
Reason: Acquaintance
Could you please remind me of your choice of course.

hausadreturn:
RIP Charles.
Reminding me of a guy (Samuel Koleosho), who stayed in my room during postume & was supposed to resume come May, only to hear that he died of typhoid.

Timmytimmy:
Aunty mi doesn't even want to understand the situation or anything. All she knows is that there's a richer guy and a less richer guy.
Ride on ma........

Timmytimmy:
I do now
Lemme just say I have sooooooo many yoruba sisters, much more than i'll like to have. Sisterly people
*sees Babysmart coming and teleports*

talk2riel:
Chike took over the show after the news at 6pm, he sounded good for the time he anchored the programme.

Chiamaka01:
Ahh, babysmart doesn't like me, oh. They're brothers, what if they're playing me? I need to take husband to my village this Christmas. My kinsmen said they must drink palmwine this year.

Chiamaka01:
But, what if Omar comes back? Please, add vice not in salt.