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Nneka123:
Everyone is different! i don't fall for it, it doesn't work for me too

wat about if it is 4rm ur lover...

tobiboss:
I did that drunk one once, we ended up doing

baba nah u ooo: end up doing wat self...?

Nneka123:
stolen kiss doesn't work for me

judgin 4rm ur dp #whichIcan't stop starring@ :IF I HEAR say it doesn't work on you or u don't fall for it...

whizqueen:
The kiss would be very short, hence it wont me swt

at least we sha go still kiss am

starlingleanets:
can't stop staring at your dp

op, uhmm uhmm

starlingleanets:
hmmm dats the crown

i know bro, dats d reason we're working on it...
and u know most calm and quiet guys aren't really d action type...

starlingleanets:
and which one do you lack my oga

trying hard to b d action guy...

4 of those, i've got...

hfinest1:
my contribution: take her out (friendly outing) play games, eat then u guys can go home. sit close to her and tell her a joke, she'll laff and fall on you then close up and kiss her, she'll kiss u back with vigour and rigour...
#testedandtrusted

bt dis steps too long naw..
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krall:
source: www.lovepanky.com/flirting-flings/naughty-affairs/how-to-kiss-a-friend

Antispambot no near me.

childish: but nice research anyways...

krall:
This op did copy and paste from google

source

oh women... not ladies anyways!!!

nice one here, bt dis ladies won't just listen: most especially d #naijaMadeOnes

u're right OP! absolutely right...

OP contact me when u fix ur weedin date

Kowor:
not all of em. d only reasons y a lady would go after a broke guy s cos she has her money and she wants sex. shikena.

not all of dem go after broke guys for sex :u knw...

i might b 1 actually..

.

mai turn off in ladies...



# pot belly
#yam leg
#stretch mark
#brown, black teeth
i just can't stand dis...

Typing...

speechless...

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u could take on d madea look, just like tyler perry

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes...

Tapout:
op ladies go come read this thing finish come wise up....e no go come dey work again

you will still get away with it... #saysme

Mynd44:
Why kiss someone who does not wanna kiss you?

may be for them to have a mixed feeling later on... or #maybenot

Ever been tempted to kiss a friend? While it’s
alright to get attracted to a friend, it’s not
always the safest bet to make a move. But this may be the easiest way forward by which you
could kiss a friend out of the blue, with no
preamble or even a hint that you’re attracted to
your friend.

#1 KISSING A FRIEND WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK.
This is pretty much the safest way to kiss a
friend and get away with it. When you’re out with this friend you like or at a party, have a few drinks and wait
for the booze to kick in. And once you’re feeling
the buzz, use that as the perfect accidental
excuse.

#2 PLAYING TRUTH OR DARE
Kissing a friend doesn’t come easier than this.
So if you’re ever trying to figure how to kiss a
friend, focus on arranging a drinking game like
spin the bottle or truth or dare. But not
to worry, if you didn’t get a chance to kiss your
friend during the game, just get drunk and go
back to step #1!

#3 KISS YOUR FRIEND WHEN THEY'RE CONSOLING YOU
This is a sneaky move, and it’s another common
ploy in getting to kiss a friend. Many people use
this, and quite frankly, it works very well.
Have you just lost something of value and need
some consoling? So call the friend you
like and tell them how *depressed* you are and
how much you’d appreciate it if they could come
over to your place to cheer you up.
When your friend comes by to your place,
snuggle up and hug your friend. Just stay in that
position as you mumble your sorry a*ss story and
explain how depressed you are. At some point,
you’d know that your friend’s pretty comfortable
with the hug too. Now you can linger your hands
on their back or go straight for the kiss , BOOM...

#4 ACCIDENTALLY KISS YOUR FRIEND
Now if you want to know the dirt on how to kiss
a friend while trying this, you won’t be able to
get a big, wet kiss using this move. But on the
upside, your friend can never really point their
finger at you, or even remotely accuse you.
So you’ve been clubbing recently? You know how
hard you have to shout to be heard over the
blaring speakers, don’t you? Almost always, two
people who want to have a conversation have to
stick their faces together to be heard. If you
create an opportunity to create a quick
successive series of questions and answers, you
can move your face across when your friend’s
yelling into your ear, and hey, guess what you
just did, you kissed your friend!

DoctorAshley:
do that and i slap u

shoo: nah for barrack u grow up ni...

mirexxx:



it makes me feel uncomfortable

uncomfortable at first i think: unless u're the shy type

mirexxx:
keep staring

tell me u don't like it when we stare

krall:
Make sure you Ask God for forgiveness before you go to bed this night

y

Oluwatosean:
See this man oo, you 1 dey teach us bad tin abi

u b *V*

How to Stare at a Girl’s Cleavage!!!
There are a few do’s and don’ts that you should
follow to pull off the perfect heist of staring at a
girl’s cleavage and walking out of it happily
clean!

Rule #1 STARE WHEN SHE’S NOT LOOKING
I know it’s hard to resist staring at a woman’s
breasts while you’re talking to her. You wait for
a moment to catch a glimpse and you can’t hear
anything other than, “look down… look down…
look down…” It can be really distracting,
especially if she’s revealing a bit of her cleavage.
But you have to hold on. If you really have to
look down at a girl’s cleavage, do it when she’s
looking away for some reason. That’s the best
thing to do, because you get a little sneak peek
and she gets to talk to you without feeling
uncomfortable. You may think you got away with
staring in the middle of a conversation, but
remember, a woman is extremely conscious of
her body, and trust me, if you look down, she’ll
know!

Rule #2 REMEMBER YOUR AGE WHEN YOU STARE
if you’re over 30 and haven’t figured out how to
stare at a woman’s cleavage discreetly, give it
up. And if your idea of sex is something that
would land you in jail, then see a therapist.
We’re trying to have a good time staring at a
woman’s tee shirt, but not at their expense!

Rule #3 WEAR SUNGLASSES WHILE STARING
Wear sunglasses, especially the darker ones.
What they don’t know won’t hurt them. If you
want to have a good time trying to stare at a
girl’s breasts, then use your shades. It’s a win-
win situation.

Rule #4 DON’T EVER OVERDO IT
Son of a guns who stare at a woman while
feeling themselves up or staring like they want
the woman right there can be really threatening
and gross, especially on a lonely street. If there
is no reciprocation from the woman, stop trying
to focus hard below the neck. Look at her for a
millisecond, and move on. There’s no need to
behave like a psycho pervert.

Rule #5 HOW LONG SHOULD YOU STARE?
Now this is a delicate subject. To you, an hour of
staring at a girl’s breasts may seem like a few
minutes or even seconds, but it feels terrible for
a girl who doesn’t think you’re fanciable or
attractive. And how much would her breasts
change in an hour anyways. Just a small glance,
and nothing more than that. Remember, if
you’re having fun at her expense, you’re a
pervert and a sadist who should be buried alive!

Rule #6 DON’T DIE A VIRGIN
Have you ever had a friend who goes crazy when
he walks into a club, and just can’t take his eyes
off any girl out there? He just wants to stare,
fantasize, and ogle at all their assets until his
tongue drools and drops off the side of his
mouth. To him it’s fun. To the women, he’s
going to die a virgin! Don’t be that guy.

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