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The 14 types of co*ck blocks you could bump
into!!!

Co*ck blocks can come in many different ways.
But you can recognize a co*ck block and define
them using these 14 different types of co*ck
blocks.
If you do come across these co*ck blocks, try to
get the girl’s attention as soon as you can, and
distance yourself from the co*ck block before it’s
too late!

#1 Your annoying friend.
The guy who walks up
to you and says “how’s your girlfriend?” or “how’s
your wife?” when you’re talking to a cute girl just
to annoy you or make the girl you’re talking to
back away because it seems like you’re already
taken by another girl. He may do this either to
show off just how funny he is and win the girl
over, or to anger you and make you look bad so
he can talk to the girl instead.

#2 The rescuing co*ck block.
If you’re talking to
a girl and giving her all your attention *and she
seems to be loving it*, her friend may pull her
away from you because she’s just annoyed by
the attention you’re giving the pretty girl. Her
friend could use any excuse from “we’re late and
need to go…”, “we have to meet a friend…” or
the less obvious and sneaky one, “we need to
use the ladies room…” and drag the girl away
even if the girl seems really interested in
continuing the conversation with you.

#3 The rude co*ck block.
This is usually the
girl’s bitchy friend. She may not drag the girl
away from you, but her aura of negativity may
just depress you. Even as you talk to the girl you
like, her friend may sulk, whine, or behave
restless the whole while. She may even get rude
when you ask her something or try to involve her
in the conversation.

#4 The conversation making co*ck block.
This is
a sneaky co*ck block you may not notice for a
while, until you start seeing red and it’s too
late. The girl’s friend may involve herself in the
conversation and pretend to be happy *for a
while*. But as the conversation progresses, she
may get rude with you or pick arguments with
you just to get you to burst out in anger, which
would make you look bad in front of the girl
you’re trying to impress.

#5 The flirty co*ck block.
This is a naughty and
competitive minx we’re talking about. You may
be talking to a great girl and having a fun time.
And at some point of time, her naughty friend
may join the conversation, and try to cut the
conversation away from the girl you’re talking to.
This co*ck block may flirt with you, push the
other girl away or even drag you and walk away
with you just to show her friend that she’s the
better girl!

#6 The clingy co*ck block.
You’re talking to a girl
you want to take home, and her friend just
doesn’t want to let go. Her friend sticks to her
the whole while, and doesn’t excuse herself even
if there are other friends to hang out with!

#7 The bitter girl.
When the girl you’re talking
to excuses herself for some reason, her friend
may speak of the girl in bad light and bitch
about it. Or she may even suggest that she’s the
better girl who’s more deserving of your
attention.

#8 The co*ck blocking wingman.
You take your
wingman along to try and talk to a few girls,
assuming your friend will support you as you hit
on the girl you like. But instead, your wingman
turns on you and makes you look bad by making
nasty jokes about you and tries his best to make
himself look like the better man.

#9 The noisy co*ck block.
Have you ever
encountered a noisy friend of the girl you’re
trying to hit on? You have worked your way into
a group of girls. And you may be trying hard to
impress the girl you like.
But this friend of hers may be loud, obnoxious
and really annoying, and constantly trying to get
everyone’s attention towards herself. Even if the
girl you’re talking to seems very interested in
just talking to you, her annoying friend may keep
calling out to her or interrupting both of you
just to get attention.

#10 The prick.
This kind of a co*ck block could
come in the form of the girl’s friend, and at
times, even in the form of your own friend. If
you’re trying to impress a girl, her friend may
interrupt you with rude lines just to put you off,
or hurt your confidence. She may say things like
“Is that the best line you could come up with?”
or “Okay… so how many girls have you said that
to before?!” just to make you feel uncomfortable
and force you to walk away with your tail tucked
in between your legs.

#11 The friend zone co*ck block.
This kind of a
co*ck block comes in the form of her guy friend
who likes her, but can’t ever have her. He may
be around when you try to hit on the girl, and
he may constantly try to say something to
demean you or insult you just because he’s
closer to her and can get away with saying
anything he wants.

#12 The funny co*ck block.
Your own guy friends
may do this just to have some fun at your
expense. Each time you try to hook up with a
girl, they may try to butt in or pull you away,
just because they think it’s hilarious!

#13 The back stabbing co*ck block.
You may
have spent an entire night talking to a girl and
having a great time with her. And just as you
exit to get her a drink, your friend may bring
himself into the picture and take your place.
And if he finds her in a wild and tipsy mood, he
may even take her to the dance floor and make
out with her!

#14 She’s taken.
When the girl you like steps
out for some reason, her friend may tell you to
back off because she’s taken already and has a
boyfriend. The minute you hear that, you’d
assume her friend wouldn’t lie, and you may
back off, only to find out later that it was her
annoying friend who was just playing the part of
a co*ck blocker.

way forward...

i know a counter thread like dis will come up...
but the stuff d-o-p+e sha

LewisO:
So guy! its only jean part u could catch right? well no problem.

abi nah baba

pabon:
how long does a crush last?

some say 6months or so

decode55:
Nice tips

yea man

alberto2k:
*Drink 3 bottle of Alomo and top up with 2 bottle of Origin*

You'll become the Baddest baddass ever gone bad

somebody help dis sick niccur in dah house

LewisO:
Op all these scenarios are indulged in secondary school

do sec schl students put on jeans and t.shirts to sch ni man, weh go make fellas compliment dem ni (frm#4)
nah y d topic b classmate/coursemate: some of d sh*it happen in sec sch, while sum in higher institu... okay

Davidbanky:
Plenty, and some jambito,

lolz

shakazuldadon:
INCOMPLETE...

A BADASS NEEDS A STEADY CASH FLOW TO GIVE ALL U HVE SAID REAL BITE..... ELSE YOULL BE JUST A

B
R
O
K
E
A$$

u fit add dat one too join

i love you

comot dat no 3 abegi...
naija babes no fit stand dat one joor

i go enjoy am wit my mama for house b dat

elantraceey:
*yawns*

u surely do have a thing for badasses i guess

NinoBrown888:
Will rather be a good a$$..

good a$$ sucks bro

How to be a Badass in 25
Awesomely Bad Ways... oops lets #see #iRepAnyways

#1 Don’t be a people pleaser.
Stop worrying about everyone’s opinions.
You know who you are, and your loved ones love the person you are. So stop trying to please everyone you meet in life.

#2 Don’t fidget.
A badass never fidgets. Nervous wannabes
fidget. A badass moves with calculated precision,
and never cracks his knuckles or shuffles his feet
when he’s stationary.

#3 The scary gaze.
Badasses have a piercing
gaze when they’re having a conversation with
someone. If they’re happy, the corner of their
lips curls into a small smile. If they’re
displeased, their expression turns into a grimace
that makes anyone feel like they’re going to get
punched in the face.

#4 Don’t nod your head.
A badass doesn’t nod or shake their head in approval for every line they hear. When you’re having a conversation
with someone, just stare at them or answer with
a ‘yes’ or a ‘no’. It’ll intimidate anyone you
speak too.

#5 Relax.
Be laid back and relaxed all the time,
like you don’t have a care in the world. But at
the same time, be very agile. When you need to
get up or walk away, don’t be a slob. You need
to make others run behind you and keep up
with your pace all the time.

#6 Be succinct.
Don’t use six words when you
can use one. A badass doesn’t indulge in idle
chatter. Always try to keep your sentences short.
It’ll make the other person talk more to fill in
the gaps, and that leaves them feeling
intimidated.

#7 Don’t be embarrassed.
A badass is never embarrassed about making
a scene or getting attention. Always be ready to
raise your voice if the need arises, whether it’s about yelling at someone or making a point over the phone.

#8 A badass is a perfectionist.
This is very important. Be perfect in what you
do, or no one will care for you. Only when you’re indispensible to people can you be worthy of being
a badass.

#9 Don’t smile all the time.
A badass’s smile is like a rare species of animal. It’s
seen only on rare occasions. Your smile should
feel like a compliment to the other person. So
don’t smile unless you’re laughing maniacally,
and you’ll be a great badass.

#10 Turn soft occasionally.
Show your soft side now and then to others so
people still know you’re human. This also makes
you very unpredictable which is a great trait about a
badass.

#11 Always sit back in your seat.
Never sit at the tip of your seat waiting to jump
up like you’ve got a spring loaded under your ass.
Sit back comfortably and voice your opinions
calmly. It makes you appear more composed.

#12 Never lose your cool in front of others.
Losing your cool, especially when you’re beaten
at something or when someone says something
rude is a sign of weakness, because it shows
others that you’ve been affected negatively by
what they said to you. A badass doesn’t care for
people’s opinions.
But if you can’t hold on to your rage, an
occasional outburst is completely acceptable, as
long as you don’t reveal your weaknesses to
others around you.

#13 Slow and firm gestures.
A badass doesn’t move his hands too often or
too fast. He’s calm and composed, and uses
only slow and calculated gestures.

#14 Emotionless.
Don’t be overly emotional, regardless of whether it’s positive or negative. A badass doesn’t show his real emotions to anyone but the closest people in his life.

#15 Have a serious move.
Every badass has a move or two to keep himself
occupied when he’s sitting idle. You can run one
hand over your other hand’s knuckles, or stroke
your chin slowly like you’re deep in thought.

#16 Dress really well.
Dress sharp, slick and intimidate others. A
badass looks bad only when he looks and dresses
sexy. If you dress like an average guy, you’ll just be ignored.

#17 Control others.
Always control the other person in a conversation.
Don’t just nod and listen to what they have to
suggest. Use your hands to guide them around
the place or get them to follow your lead in small
ways. Before you know it, their ego will shrivel and
you’ll feel more powerful, as long as you control the
direction and the end of the conversation.

#18 Never lose your cool.
A badass doesn’t lose his focus or his cool. He’s
always composed and makes decisions with a calm and calculative mind.

#19 Don’t shriek.
Speak in a low and firm voice without a quiver
all the time. A man who uses a high pitch is
never a badass, he’s the guy craving for attention.

#21 Learn your manners.
Don’t be rude or arrogant. Badasses are very charming,but very inhibiting. Treat everyone with respect, but
don’t tolerate their annoyance.

#22 Don’t talk fast.
People who are extremely confident and full of themselves always speak slowly because they don’t care about wasting another person’s time. But on the other hand, if you’re already a fast talker, be very firm and
commanding. It has the same badass effect
because it reveals that you don’t have time to
waste on others. But don’t ever let anyone cut
you in between when you’re talking.

#23 Have a manly drink.
If you’re not a teetotaler, avoid cocktails and
colorful drinks with fancy umbrellas when you’re behaving like a badass. Have a simple drink, or drink scotch neat or on the rocks. It makes you appear more
serious and sophisticated.

#24 Don’t hide your displeasure.
Let others see the displeasure in your face when
you’re annoyed with them for anything.
A badass is a perfectionist and doesn’t put up with
incompetent people.

#25 Be the real badass.
Be confident of who you are and don’t fake a
personality just for attention. It never works.
If you want to be a badass, you have to build
these traits over time. A badass isn’t born in a day,
he becomes one over time with maturity and confidence.

yapp #datsall

Prettybecca:

don tell me u just typed dat

i've been crushin on one for d past two years... #chai i don suffer ooo

Prettybecca:
You have no idea

i do pretty

Unibenstudent:
We know this already.

no b evrybodi baba

Prettybecca:
No, my classmate doesn't like me, he no dey fear face

nah hin b say ur face go strong b dat ooo... #chai

KiidaACE:
hehehe, how i go dey secondary school na.
Me wey dey proudly 300l.
Na the way the op dey use shout classmate na im make me ask that question

300l for akungba akoko abi...

dechandel:
So secondary students dey nairaland now? Isoraii

comon, y una all dey wash me lyk dis

Kylekent59:
Classmate or coursemate?nobody dey econdary skul here ooo

me still dey though...

vislabraye:
6 signs the world in coming to an end
1) Recycling of threads on NL.
The rest is coming shortly

you say

KiidaACE:
Op o?
Shey this one na for secondary school or university?

nah sec sch u dey ni?

Have you caught your coursemate secretly staring
at you? Does he try to impress you all the time?
Has he ever attempted to ask you out on a
date? Here are a few signs which indicate that
your coursemate has feelings for you.

1. A common friend gives you hints.
When a guy is falling in love with you, he is
likely to latch on to a common friend who can
mediate his feelings to you. If you observe that
a friend has been talking to you a lot about a
particular coursemate or has been trying to set
you up with that coursemate on more occasions,
than it may be a sign that your coursemate is
falling for you.

2. Your coursemate involves himself in
the same activities as you do.
Have you recently noticed that a certain
coursemate of yours has signed up for all those
extracurricular activities that you have signed
up for? If your coursemate likes you, he could be
doing this to fulfill his desire to spend as much
time with you as possible. This is a clear sign
that he wants to get to know you more.

3. Your coursemate supports you in
front of others.
Your close friends are likely to support you
when you have an argument or brawl with
someone else. But if you find that another guy
from your class/departmnt is verbalizing his support for
you for no benefit of his, chances are that he is
trying to woo you and win your heart.

4. Your coursemate compliments you all
the time.
When guys are in love, they tend to find their
crush good looking even in a simple pair of
jeans and a t-shirt. If your coursemate
compliments you even when you are looking
extremely ordinary, it is a clear sign that he
likes you.

5. Your coursemate is constantly
crowding your social media pages.
If your Twitter feed is replete with your
coursemate’s tweets, if he likes most of your
Facebook posts, if he comments on all your
blogs or if your message box is always
overflowing with his messages, you may have
found yourself a wooer. Your coursemate may be
doing this to get all your attention and to let
you know that he is attracted to you.

6. You spot your coursemate at all your
hangouts.
It is not possible that your coursemate
miraculously appears at the places where you
hang out all the time. If you bump into him at
the bus stop, outside your guitar tutorials or at
your favorite eatery, he might be setting
himself up to be at these places at a time when
you are there too. This is an easy sign to make
out that he could be attracted to you.

dissolation of madness

lovely...

OP who did dis to ur sista? enhh who?

is dis post for banky w, his broda or niyola...