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Akpos in a hurry used the ladies ‘toilet in a
posh
hotel’.
He sat down and noticed four buttons – WW,
WA, PP and APR. Curious, he pressed WW and
his butt was gently sprayed with WARM
WATER,
he loved it so much!
He then pressed WA and a blast of WARM AIR
dried him up. Still loving it, he pressed PP and
a
POWDER PUFF made him smell fresh.
Feeling pampered, he decided to press the last
button APR. He later woke up in a hospital.
A nurse smiled and said to him, “Sir, APR
means
AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER. When the machine
couldn’t find a pad on you, it went for your
balls.
Your balls are in the jar over there.”

Let's see how Intelligent u are: A teacher walks into d Classroom and says; If only Yesterday was Tomorrow, Today would have been a Saturday. Now on which Day did the Teacher make dis Statement

On aweding day, the pastor
asked the usual question;
''anyone who feels the
couple should not be joind
in holy matrimony should
speak now, or forever remain silent'' Akpors raised
his hand.seing him the bride
fainted and when she was
revived,the pastor asked
Akpors, ''why did you raised
your hand,'' Akpors replied, ''i just want
tell u that we can't hear u
well from the back"On aweding day, the pastor
asked the usual question;
''anyone who feels the
couple should not be joind
in holy matrimony should
speak now, or forever remain silent'' Akpors raised
his hand.seing him the bride
fainted and when she was
revived,the pastor asked
Akpors, ''why did you raised
your hand,'' Akpors replied, ''i just want
tell u that we can't hear u
well from the back"On aweding day, the pastor
asked the usual question;
''anyone who feels the
couple should not be joind
in holy matrimony should
speak now, or forever remain silent'' Akpors raised
his hand.seing him the bride
fainted and when she was
revived,the pastor asked
Akpors, ''why did you raised
your hand,'' Akpors replied, ''i just want
tell u that we can't hear u
well from the back"

A young man working in the army was constantly humiliated because he believed in God.One day the Captain decided to humiliate him before the troops. He called the young man and said:- Young man, take the key and go park the Jeep in front. The young man replied:- I cannot drive!The captain said:- But then ask for assistance from your God! Show us that He Exists! The young man took the key and walked to the vehicle, praying the whole time....As a result he parked the Jeep to the place PERFECTLY well as the captain wanted.The young man came out of the jeep and saw them all crying. They all said together:- We want to serve your God !The young soldier was astonished, he wanted to know what was going on? CAPTAIN was crying, and he opened the hood of the jeep showing the young man that the car had no engine.Then the boy said: See? This is the God I serve, the God who gives life to what does not exist. You may think there are things that are still impossible.THIS GOD OF IMPOSSIBILITIES WILL BE YOUR GOD TODAY! If you believe in GOD send ths msg to 6 ppl only God is going to answer ur prayer b4 06:00 am tomorrow"

A guy bought a blackberry curve 7,nd after sum month,he receive a call,which d caller called his name,mother's name nd d address of whre he is staying........d caller told him dat d fone wit him is a stolen fone...IF YHU R IN HIS SHOE WAT WIL YHU DO(he has been receiving different calls from MTN office. 2 return d. Fone