ha ha ha ha ha ha
no be lie!!!!!

Yo mama's so dumb she thought flowers were a new kind of vegetable!!!

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to London she had to go in a supertanker hold!!!!!

Yo mama's so ugly when she was born they screamed "end of times"!!!!!

yo mama's so dumb she thot American Visa Lottery was all about money!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama's head is so big, they named hammer head of horror after her!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama's so fat when she sunbaths, the whole town spreads thier laundry on her back!!!

just had to give out some some, Yo mama's so fat that her boy friend rolled over twice on top of her and was still on top of her!

ah ah? this guy is a fool o!!!! why doesnt he die and leave someone else some money

ESTO!!!! U FEMALE? aahhhhh!!!!! NOW i KNOW I'M DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey!!!!! esto my man, I been following you around from room to room, can you give me some quality tiime, like private?

I dey feel the malaria on this thread, all u nairalanders have been struck down with fever and are now delirious abi? eh yahh. WHERE UNA WON SEE 100,000,000.00 POUNDS? Abi you people have turned into cash printing machines? Agbo is very cheap oo!!! make una try am sha!!!

Dont you just hate i when you get stuck in a video game, you try every thing to pass the barrier, you bribe your lil cousin who incidentally is a PS2 genius, and he cant get you past? I mean its so frustrating, So all you gamers out there, with all them skills, could you please help a brotha out with some cheats?

well in every movie I c with a love triangle, there's always blood shed, c Troy for instance

hhmmmnnnn, I smell blood come out of this thing ooo, !!! whitelaxi, I hope you no dey too relaxi !!!

:oBros Raphy abi Ravvy, u well so? abeg if u wan use that 1960's line u culd do betta down in Oshodi and my friend says u cant impress any girl wit ur model of English, she actually says a village champion speaks betta than you,sorry ooo!!!!!

white ko romantic ni, at the end of the day you twist and turn in bed when you cant get satisfied by his wimpy crayfishy, wiggly thing. Ladies black rocks and like it has been said "once u go black you cant go back!!!"PS we are actually verrryyyyy romantic girls

mysterious girl in bed last night