Seun: Dude, you are male. This story must be fake.

he is surely not the o.p, he probably forgot to post his link.

i hate to read what foolish people write, it piss me off big time....

pheyikemi: . Either real or otherwise, y not try n learn frm ds
2be kiaful wiv wot u consume, once it is swallowed it cannot be
retrieved, it'll gladly digest, nd mix wiv ur body fluids. Thr nufn new
unda d heavens, some wicked ladies/women do it

nothin to learn here. only an insane person or verYsick fellow will do
anything of such. BTW weda careful or not only God protect people jorh,
who knows what 1 has eaten without knowledge.
i still insist the poster on facebook is just a bloooody attention
seeker shaa.

this is one of those facebook status that are obssessed about 'likes and comment, this sh*t isnt real!

hmmmm...abi ooo! buh na wa for u

masterpiecer: me again, pulling the infamous Ducklips

i dnt like glasses, and the cam wasnt very clear bt your complexion still stood luvly. what pages are the other pix?

Rap maestro: no mynd am jawe... So where is he takinq u? Moon?

who is he na

gree-die:


my dad? my mum's juju is still very potent o...

sure woman!

gree-die:


i have never called my dad sir,not me or my siblings . he wouldn't want that. its dad.... except ofcz its playfully or a jest. same applies to hubby.

i like him, can you hook us up for val? Your dad i mean

IZUKWU: Some of you, guys here are funny . What the big deal about calling somebody sir or ma, is it not a mark of respect.? Wouldn't calling my wife that or addressing her like that. . It wouldn't be a plus for my partner if i discover she is hesistant to address me as that.

no1 is saying it wrong brother, just saying it isnt the most romantic word to ALWAYS call you spouse,this is not the 19th century, BTW others are doing that already(you maid and others), why nt do something else for a change

Caracta: @baibijay, i get your point now. Nice. Goodmorning dear.

tnks.goodmrning to you too

Caracta: And yes, i am old-fashioned (if that is what it means).

i think it is only old fashioned when you answer it like always, the way you answer your dad.

Besides, i already have a sweet and unique name for him. Not the usual "dear, honey, sweetie". I like doing my thin.

.
My point exactly

ayobase:

....how are we gonna share baibijay now?

holy ghost! share me ke Mynd did you hear that?

Happy val to you too!
You the first to tell me fa!

Rap maestro: don't qet me anqry,..u can just ban me here,not on anyother site or the world mtcheew.. U can hide my comment now

no joke for this one dictionary ne, calm down jorh......

lightheart: But I thought the response should be right there and then
Which one come b 2weeks again to tell me yes or no?

2weeks? Haaa!!

i taya fa. i even thought it was boyfriend, gurlfriend ish!

what stops you from shouting a yes yessss yes yessssss, immediately he asks........see thiis people o, you love him, he loves you. you want to marry him, you have been thinking about it for ages, and he asked you to? haba what the slow motion for? except you not sure o, if not nothin concern cheap for here abeg. haba,

gree-die:
whatever happened to swts, honey, baby, my love, angel etc

abi o!

julyb: ANY WELL TRAINED GAL WUD NOT SEE DAT AS A BIG THING

leave training jor, the thing is out of fashion abeg!

i can, when am teasing him ONLY, not in the same way i answer my dad o, biko,
it is just the same way guys jokingly say sorry ma when a lady is mad@ them!
aside that..... no o abeg, when sweet nicknames are running around unused!

get a dairy dear.
like seriously no insult intended.

ayobase: I don't have time for toddlers!
Grow up first!

no mind am jorh! he seems interested, wonder why he is shy about it

^^
u wan de rap and to de judge yourslef before ne if you are interested talk nau, abi watin de do this egbon.
the post said any interested person,for any rizin or non, xo why you de vex.
no too para sha, no big deal for d judge tyn o! it all for the fun of it! it alrite if i dnt do..... it xo no biggie.
But you dis guy self, you de interested and you no talk since na wah to you sha

mehn