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protect your favorite player,air.mark curse is real

airmark:
Your Benzema has been playing UCL for how many years now and yet Lewandowski has outperformed him.

The Ls you suffered on the 29th is affecting you.

since supporting lewandoski and criticizing benzema


lewandoski joined shitty Barca

lewandoski Currently struggling

meanwhile


benzema won champions league

balon D or

club world cup




if I speak 🤐🤐😂

It's not like he wasn't farming well in bundesliga,he was farming well there , winning golden boot back to back ,but his greed for balon D or ( knowing well Barca has strong hands in rigging award)made him to abandon a stable team for an unstable one , xaviball that has no credible credentials apart from coaching Arab merchant.
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Sportsweb:
I pity Almeria This weekend, LEWANGHOSKI will finish them .

Farmers clubs like Elche and Almeria na em level

lewandoski na he goat ,commot from Bayern Munich to barca SMH

Andrey Santos’s proposed loan move to Palmeiras is off. (@geglobo)

FFS 🤦

Unlimited22:
Andrewbaba44 will be constituting nuisance everywhere claiming Christensen this, Araujo that because grape farmers and paella chefs from Eibar and Mallorca can't score them.

When they come to Europe and meet competent teams the Same defence can't keep a clean sheet to save their lives.

7 goals conceded in 22 games in la Liga, 4 in 2 games vs United. Let's not even talk about UCL

Mtchew

I have been drumming it here since that Barca ain't strong ,the only reason they're topping league is because Madrid lost their form which is a temporary setback if not Barca would have gone trophy less this season,their wins ain't convincing , usually one goal margin ,the only difference between xaviball and potterball is one is in a stronger league than the other ,if not they're both clueless.


I'm a genius is high time people start to take my analysis serious

told you la liga is shite 🥱,stop letting teams like Mallorca deceiving you guys that you people have arrived ,when a genius speaks listen to him .


xaviball bottled champions league ,now about to Europa that chelsea normally wins anytime we go there .


I'm a genius.

Because Nigeria will still come for the wrong party due to tribalism, religion and other stupid petty reasons , it has made me to be apathetic towards elections,as for me I am focus on making money to leave this shitty country whatever happens to other Nigerians ain't my business

Sportsweb:
La Liga is trash. Everybody knows that

they think is banter, common fact.

STOICREALIST:
I do not keep female friends.
It is a waste of time, resources, energy, effort.

However, I do recall when I was residing in a particular compound on the island. I had just completed NYSC and got my first job. It was not super but it could afford me the opportunity to rent a “self-con” which was the BQ in the compound of four (4) units of three (3) bedroom flats. The landlord lived in one of the apartments and had a daughter in Year 1 then. She was a real trouble maker in a light hearted sort of way. One thing I had noticed was that she would always greet. While she was sassy with playful sarcasm, she was also respectful in the African sense. On one of those new year eves, I was the only one in the compound as everyone had gone to church. The parking area in the compound was empty with no cars. While I sat outside to observe the typical fireworks, I noticed a car drop off someone by the gate and hear the lock of the gate’s pedestrian side open from outside. Walking in was this “troublesome” girl. She greeted, headed into their house, perhaps showered and then came back out. She went to the gate to probably check if she had closed it properly.

We got talking and compared various fireworks. She told me she came home because she wasn’t feeling fine and her dads driver was instructed to come drop her off at home. I asked if she wasn’t scared of staying alone in the compound and she said she wasn’t because she wasn’t really expecting anyone to be around. Besides she planned to lock herself in and could call for help if need be.Also, her parents had plans to stay in church till around 5:00 am on new year’s morning.

Anyway, one thing led to another we talked, played, cracked jokes, until around 1:30 am when I told her I needed to really go to bed. Wished her a happy new year and proceeded to my veranda to lock the metal protective door. The sad look in her eyes made me ask her if everything was okay. She told me she really wished she could stay with me a bit. I told her it wasn’t a good idea because of her parents. She insisted that she may not be able to sleep at all and would not be any trouble. She promised to watch movies on my laptop and then perhaps leave for their apartment by say 4:00 am. I thought it wouldn’t be fair to ignore her concerns and told her to come in, but apologized that there was no light and I had just a rechargeable fan that we could manage in my room. She did come in and then started being a little pest about movies on my laptop. I provided my laptop, showed her the movies folder and turned on the fan, then went to bathe. Came back out and this girl had slept off with the movie playing. Suddenly, it was as if I was seeing her for the first time. Noticing her. Her arse. Her hips, her boobs. All this while I never had any real sexual thoughts. I would usually acknowledge she was young and pretty but never thought beyond that. But watching Alice sleep on that bed created an awakening that she was a woman. A full woman was on my bed with an oversized cotton yarn T-shirt and shorts. However, I advised myself to respect myself and not try anything funny with a 17-18 year old, before I get insulted and reported. I didn’t want any “me too” situation. I Put the laptop to sleep and set it aside. My bed was big enough hence there was enough room. The moment I got on the bed she edged further into the bed, turned and faced me. Through the dim light from the rechargeable fan I could partly see her face. As she slept, I decided to take off my boxers and see her reaction. The moment my boxers came off and I guess that she took at peek at my erection in the dimly lit room, she became a bit nervous changing positions, her breathing shaky and while laying on her tummy she spread her legs wide on the bed. Her average sized arse was there shooting up and challenging my ceiling. I started by taking my arms a little close to her thighs and she didn’t move. Then I moved my fingers ever gently up her arse cheeks and saw her shake a bit, perhaps it tickled a bit. I got to the waist band of her shorts and started pulling down gently. She moved and brought her thighs together a bit which made it easy for me. I gently sat up and worked the shorts off her body leaving one part hanging on her foot unintentionally. I knelt in between legs using my knees to part her thighs. Now my dick was pointing at her arse. And I slowly leaned forward on my arms at both sides of her while I controlled my hips to lead my dick into her pussy. Her pussy lips were already wet and when I was about to slide in she quickly turned to face me and starred and starred and starred. I became unsure. Her face was like she was afraid, wanted to cry, but wanted me all at the same time. I kissed her on her lips gently and she kissed back quickly as she now flipped fully on her back and wriggled herself under me and spreading her thighs for a full missionary while kicking off the hanging leg of her shorts.

That night (or morning) was passion filled. She was young, a bit naive, but she was a pretty little tight tigress. I was as gentle with her as possible but, with her response to every thrust, her moaning, her wrapping her legs around my hips, her shooting up her arse in doggy position, her getting untop while riding slowly at first and becoming “Chief Crazy Horse” riding wildly, I figured that she really could withstand what I had to offer. I realized that she was a real “troublesome professional” at guessing just when I am about to cum and jumping off, stopping the ejaculation by doing some tricks with her hands and lips through a hand job and Mouth Action. Eventually, I had to practically wrestle this girl down, went down on her with my tongue and ensured that she had an explosive orgasm that way. As she was in the middle of cuming, I crept up unto her, kept her tighs spread and gently and slowly penetrated deep into her, displacing a flood of wetness in her, while her orgasmic contractions were ongoing. I Pinned her two hands above her head and slowly made love to her till I came inside her. She has this inclination to detect when I am just about to cum and she starred into my eyes with a bit of fright when she realized that I was about to cum. But even with this concern she leaned up and encouraged me with hard kisses that felt like bites on my lips. Besides the pleasurable fear in her eyes, she didn’t resist but spread her thighs wide open allowing me as deep as I could, so deep that the tip and eye of my penis touched her tiny pointy cervix, while I came inside her.

Our breathing was raggedy as I held on to her to lay on my chest while caressing her shoulders and hair. We must have dozed off for about an hour or so when suddenly her phone rang. Her family couldn’t have access into the compound despite having their keys because she had not only used the lock from inside but also the bolt, bolting the gate shut. She quickly dragged on her night shorts and extra large T-shirt type of gown forgetting her bra behind. She quietly snuck back upstairs and came back down to open the gate, while I was scared that they may perceive she has been having sex. Nothing happened and latter my fears waned off. Interestingly, it became very difficult for us to ever have such an opportunity. It never presented itself again. All we could do was kiss and smooch at night very quickly. Nothing more afterwards.

interesting story ,man you are wasting your talent, you can write more erotic fictional stories

MNU 1-1 FCB (47') - There is no way for Barcelona to keep a clean sheet in Europe.

▪️ Clean sheets in La Liga: 17 in 22 games (77%).
▪️ Clean sheets in UCL+UEL: 0 in 8 games (0%).


la liga is weak

15 goals now conceded by Barca in European competition this season,can never be my chelsea no matter our form.

I'm a genius

went from Bayern that will assure steady trophies each year plus goals to unstable Barca that can't function properly without Messi , can't wrap my head around that decision 😑

lewa should have never left bayern ,look at all the insult he is getting here ,this what happens when you downgrade

macjireh:
Manu dropping out of Europa tonight is inevitable

never taunt until the final whistle

Barca and their wayo wayo

airmark:
You must be irredeemably foolish to think I will even open your message.

your words hurt me ,for this play we dey play 🥴

airmark:
You must be irredeemably foolish to think I will even open your message.

😂😂

airmark:
Hopefully these chaps return and spur us to win Ucl again..

no wonder mount performance dipped,oh gawd 😑, airmark jokes apart we need to talk seriously will send you pm shortly

mid vs mid 🥱

airmark:
It's like you are JJC here. With time you will delete this crap.

only crap that needs to be deleted is your brain 🥴

that's in 2025 omo

🚨BREAKING! Chelsea are closing in on verbal agreement with Independiente del Valle to sign Ecuadorian gem Kendry Paez — deal close to be completed.

Midfielder born in 2007, one of the best talents in South America, Kendry will be able to join Chelsea when he will turn 18.
[ via FabrizioRom ]



woah,we got this kid, thanks boehly

airmark:
Typical Rau.mdeuter People Party member.

Can you please show me this your Sterling's UCL trophy? Show me his goal in any Ucl semifinal? Who did better when both met at the world cup?

Sterling ko, Stanbic IBTC ni.

any small thing rau.mdeuter,rau.mdeuter ,has it occurred into your tiny brain sometimes people opinion can be the same? abi you dey crush on am?

airmark:
Same way some of our fans were clapping for Sterling's point blank miss last time.

Someone should tell Potter and some of our fans that this is Chelsea.

Sterling>>>>pulisic EOD

🚨 Todd Boehly is splashing out on a luxury “chill out room” as Chelsea battle on the pitch crisis. The new players lounge will include soft furnishings and possibly video games. Designers are also decorating walls with motivational phrases. (@Andy Dillon)



boehly na werey 😂,our team they suffer en they pamper the team ,enya create a punishment room were each member of the team will receive several strokes after a loss

hensben:
I mean that's where he has played better in 343 formation under Tuchel. He is average as 10 or even 8. He is RMF in that 343 formation which i refer as inside winger.

mount another positionless player

Lazywriter44:
Why don't we look at it from the angle of you being the boring one 🤔

I mean what topics do you bring out for y'all to talk on?

You talking about being with women from across the globe? That's a little exaggerating no?

na talk they bring talk ,some of y'all after initiating a convo they'll just keep mum as if na interview ,one girl who claimed to like me pulled that shit on me last December I just ghost asap,na mumu they waste time until women

Bruno Fernandes on Ten Hag: “He demands from people - you either do it, or you’re out. He did it with Cristiano [Ronaldo], with Jadon [Sancho], with Marcus [Rashford] also.” [BT]



if na potterball he will clap for mediocrity played by players and we wonder why they play like shit

Although Chelsea have backed Graham Potter this week, at least through many media reports, there is still a bit of a feeling of things being on a bit of a knife edge right now.
There isn’t anyone saying this right now, but you do sense that two or three more poor results for Chelsea and the club may look to pull the plug on the manager. Whether they will or not remains to be seen, and there are so many variables for this.
However, according to one report, this actually is pretty much the situation right now.
According to Footy Insider , there is a growing consensus among the Chelsea board that they may have to sack Graham Potter if there is not a significant and immediate improvement in results.
They claim that although the Chelsea board are hopeful Potter has what it takes to turn things around, there is a private feeling among members of the hierarchy that they may have to act soon

hensben:
Mount is inside winger.

atrocious take,geez.