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PoliticsRe: "Makinde Is Humble, Doesn't Talk Like Me, But Dangerous" - Wike (2023 Throwback) by baloney: 3:47am On Nov 21, 2025
hatchy:
Wike, you just said it the way it is. Everybody is not mad like you, and not everyone takes that stuff that makes you mad.
Despite all that your gra gra and loud mouth it took few munites for someone like Yerima to dimystify you and let the whole world to know that you're just empty.

I'm Not A Fool Sir!
if you are not a fool, not really a fool, then don't stand where fools stand.., better still be fooling & not fooling around, and see oR confirm, if you will not also be called a fool,bla blah bla...
EducationRe: Express Convert Pdf To Word, Jpg,text & Html by baloney(op): 6:55pm On Oct 11, 2025
CaptainSmart:
What is this one posting now? Another useless post, wasting our MB and bandwidth.
FTC things sha!
yea mb sha, gb also can also be uselessin efforts
TV/MoviesRe: Top free Sites To Download/watch Movie Stream Or Series Films by baloney(op): 6:43pm On Oct 11, 2025
livenija:
Google
data is expensive & not easy to manage, if u continue using cheat code, u will be undergoin.. cheatin malfunction or malfunction cheatin..
especially with google
TravelRe: Australia: My Permanent Resident Visa Was Granted Today by baloney: 4:08am On Jan 21, 2025
Thank God for you ho, getting a visa in dis economy calls for thanksgiving especially a family visa.

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The great people of naira abeg all over the land his it not so that 2face his not the same as 2persons just like 2dollars his not the same has 50cent...
PhonesRe: NCC Approves Tariff Raise For Glo, MTN, Others by baloney: 7:45pm On Jan 20, 2025
With all these increase & increase and increase every day may we all not all turn to bad belle last last, bcoz as things are going up some things must be coming down that the natural law of nature every one & zero call on every fucking or fuckless day.
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Computer no dey tire, but if the computer ___ it means it either the battery his faulty, it packaging his disturbed/disrupted or it circuit systems has started coughing seriously..
Christianity EtcRe: Ogun Prophet Shot Dead During Church Service by baloney: 6:10am On Jan 20, 2025
May idiroko and it environ neva witness such sad occurrence any longer amen amen amin..

Everything is possible, but if you insist everything should be possible then be ready for what his coming to you, it part of the possibilities..
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Has Joined BRICS As Partner Country by baloney: 12:43pm On Jan 18, 2025
I hope it not one of the partnership agreements that will stressing the partners and the partners will be straining each other well.

The internet his one of the most amazing places, if u want to know what his doin u the internet his the best destination but if u want to know what u are doing the internet his one of the most frustrating destination.
But so far the internet, intranet & the rest his still the most agreeable balance around, u are free to disagree to this point depending on the level of frustration u can accept or how much you like the best of things.

Brics or no bricks surely people go still come on-line.
PoliticsRe: Blackout hits Abuja Central Area as vandals steal 132KV underground cables by baloney: 10:04pm On Jan 17, 2025
And so the vandals be like TWO gbosa, gbosa! gbosa! for THE WISE ONES still alive.
why u where still aware I still remain baloney right here.
FamilyRe: Help Needed: How Do I Stop My Wife From Monitoring My Phone? by baloney: 9:04pm On Jan 16, 2025
Don't stop Ur spouse from tracking your fone, she will when I ar hers.

Their his no problem without solution I insist until you find Urs, their are no solutions without problems casting out inclusive.
Some are claiming to be God why the rest have no option but to refuse to be the devil.
PoliticsRe: Adewunmi Onanuga Is Dead! Reps Deputy Chief Whip Dies by baloney:
May d souls of the departeds rest peacefully among d deads.

Unmasking a masquerade his not a days job first u hv 2 be a higher grownup/older,lastly deep down u hv 2 be ready to be d new masquerade...
Foreign AffairsRe: Congo Executes 102 'urban Bandits' With 70 More Set To Be Killed by baloney: 4:07pm On Jan 14, 2025
Forum GamesRe: Which Of These Messages Are You Going To Respond To First? (photo) by baloney: 5:29pm On Jan 13, 2025
U can count down or count up all u care, I will bond with the fifth option oooh hoo.
EducationRe: We Are Available To Help You With Professional Academic Writing by baloney: 5:25pm On Jan 13, 2025
When I have confirm bleep-checkings 2do.. maybe hmmmm...

If u are dangerous & wanna stay dangerous u go down & keep goin down, if u are safe & wanna stay safe u go up & keep goin up...
Foreign AffairsRe: Ukraine Says It Captured Two Injured North Korean Soldiers In Russia by baloney: 8:09pm On Jan 11, 2025
Arise o compatriots 9gerias call obey, ooh sorry hv been busy with russian and Ukrainian news I forgot the Nigerian anthem don change I hope it not the flag next and den the 9ira...
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They wan confirm say me I done craze as baloney now, now we come conclude say make we dey kraze the craze together dey go...
TravelRe: Lagos-Calabar Coastal Highway: Construction Reaches Lagos-Ogun Boundary (Video) by baloney: 4:37am On Jan 11, 2025
Lagos Ogun coastal highway will be awesome, Heard it will be fitted with surveillance cam, patiently waiting for it completion,
can't wait to go and download, upload go online & stay offline on it.

CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Sentenced To 11years Imprisonment In US For Fraud And Fake Passport by baloney: 7:45pm On Jan 10, 2025
Am also beginning to think maybe I need a passport 2to, specifically a passport to Egypt, or Israel based on their scripted historical background, l would have added Syria too but Syria his a hot cake zone right now according to the media or propaganda... ...maybe I will consider Ethiopia.

Foreign AffairsRe: Beninese Army Suffers 'Hard Blow' In Border Attack by baloney: 6:47pm On Jan 10, 2025
For their to be law enforcement their must be crime elements, to quench fire their must be water/extinguisher, to boil water their must be heat/fire... To every institutions their are insurgencies...

Nigazzs & babe can't stop saying Bleep, I wonder! Bleep his so simple like complex you either fuckup, fuckdown, fuckforward or fuckbackwards...
PropertiesRe: Property Owners Cry Out Over Demolished Houses In Akwa Ibom by baloney: 2:53pm On Jan 10, 2025
Bubble will burst and Stain must cause dirty now, people pls don't forget that even if you happen to forget Ur maker and your mentors.

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Collapses & demolishions will neva seize on land may we neva collapse or get demolished ijn amin... As long as their his life their hope to build & destroy.
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Commissions 5 Road Networks In Ikeja GRA (Pictures) by baloney: 8:12am On Jan 10, 2025
A toast🥂 to a greater Lagos eko Oni baje se...

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If you want to know when the windows open you have to be somehow there when it opens otherwise it no more a 🪟 window to you..
AgricultureRe: Unsold Stock: Poultry Farmers Lament Massive Loss by baloney: 2:38pm On Jan 05, 2025
Things are generally becoming expensive day by day and poultry sales business just seem to be one of the affected. Transportation his also affected it getting expensive only that most people can't do without it, maybe the authorities can introduced subsidized teleportation for the... at least if we are spending more money we should not be spending more time in traffic as well, losing time & money his probably what his called double wahala.

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Life his such as some are marring to divorce why some are doing child marriage and so such his life: you either do what pays you or pay what do you.
PhonesRe: NCC Approves MTN Disconnection Over Unpaid Charges by baloney:
ncc, exchange limited & MTN should settle well these communication exchange shocked

Fg pls upgrade the barricade along Lagos Ibadan expressway under construction with a walkthrough/roadwalk/crossthrough that connects both side of the lanes at certain convenient distance intervals e.g 50-500m intervals with a clear path/bridge (that even the weak& blind/visually-challenged can navigate/use with minima help] across/0n the drainage culvert that will links with both sides of the walkthrough where applicable & pls stop building further inconveniences especially on a large scale like on this express route accross.
Crossing the highway & express his still a daily exchange oooo that should be safe convenient... That road his now faster & busier and so requires better access & quicker usage time climbing barricades & jumping open culvert drainage inbetween the road might not be always ideal...
Am not so sure but similar other roads across the road network will be calling for this similar upgrade as well...
Maintaining this proposed access point after upgrade & completion should not cost the governance much to maintain in the budgets. and other financial whatever, it could even be a income generating source for the government by endorsing bids for placing ads in areas around busy crossing routes where appropriate,so there in further able to engage the masses even before the elections not to talk of the igr that can be generated from companies that will definitely be interested in reaching more customer "everybody walks somehow and people try to take note or notice better while they walkthrough/workthrough their regular routes placing ads in these specific & popular access points can be effective link in reaching diverse connects of networks & means".... And so on like that, if by any means anyone needs further details forward Ur comments to me via this channel and I will try and respond.

FoodRe: See The Plantain My Mum Sold For 3300 by baloney:
I don't want to teach ooh but am been tended towards that direction by all means, what such of children are expecting me to teach them maybe we can make arrangements to meet on something bcoz me am reluctant to teach ooh.
Student pls listen to I can't explain by WizzKidd may be u can try and reason things and things along.
Nairaland post...

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🍌🍌🍌 can I get from this cheap banana oooh...
PoliticsRe: Atiku Abubakar's Christmas Message by baloney:
You don't see me with girls or around them, from the look of things that status might maintain itself by itself like has been happening sofar (even atiku or tinubu cannot change this status or even bahari sef, happy Xmas anyway]. To be flocking around or with girls is not something you can just wake to start, managing girls his like opening a business you need permission from whatever it is otherwise na the girl dey manage you even if u get it for hand like credit or u are even married.
The so called permission can consensual that his u know above it or non consensual that his u don't know what u are getting into. All those falling in love all over the place "do really think all these bodies fall from no where, I don't mean parent ooh"

If a group or an individual can find who actual approve your girls for you, if you are recruited to & movitated enough u can find God physically, and I don't mean the finding god by entering church or mosque & listening to scripted text, something like finding God like Moses but these tym u will see God face, if u know who approved. otherwise if u not approved you and the girls line will neva cross in anyway even if u can... I don't know what hack u can come up with to escape these. finding such people Is like a day old baby hacking a secured system, I don't mean login in or normal surfing the system has in complete hacking.
Just take this logic if u know who approved na u approve it bcoz the approving his a nobody matters,if u know who approved then u are the nobody, that probably y it difficult to find such: it like knowing a thief from afar and u want to catch the thief then u move closer so that u can identify the thief, now the lost items is detected missing and been search for and a range of search area has been setup and any stranger dey see in these search range his the thief & the thief his a stranger and a stranger the thief and now u just walked in a crowded place where they all know each other now these crowd of people consist of individuals from all works of life and ages including people who heard from and gathered from & over the internet now these crowd don't mind who his the thief dey only discovered they needed to find the thief and the stranger in the search range his the thief, they the crowd are looking for the thief & you are also looking for the thief bcoz the thief his afar and u need a clear identification and now everywhere his crowded for the search; the crowd his searching and u are also searching, now the only stranger his u and again I repeat the stranger his the thief and the thief his a stranger and the stranger has no say is the penalty: now u too decide from the looks & the looking around if u where their for the search for a thief, who his the thief, if u now know the rules,if after u know the rules u know the thief.
"if their are so many people reading & following these topic their will be so many thiefs tonight, but don't worry nobody is looking for thiefs yet at least not tonite" if their his ever any search for a thief the most logical question to expect his who are you? Now which his the best answer am not a stranger, am not a thief or am looking for a stranger if you have 1 choose.
If u answer u are not a stranger them it mean you are not looking for the thief which u initially intended and if u answer u are not a thief the next question his who called u a thief, and am looking for a stranger means their his a problem.

Abeg let leave the remaining questions & interrogation for the law.
Christianity EtcRe: Man Advised Muslims Not To Accept Christmas Rice, Chicken, Gifts And Money by baloney:
Muslims enjoy the season in your own way and if u can tap into the spirit of Christmas it part of enjoyment not all Christians will enjoy this Christmas, if you can I greet u well.
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I think it time I move from making stable contents and stable contenting, to maintain stability is tending out from the normal range from my own side in stability & signs are signs you know, if you want to learn to be stable has in stable stable have already made a reference to that, check out those references they are the masters in stabilizing {Even if u think u know already anyhow u concluded so,You don't know what am talking of until you confirm the reference am refering to that y I call them master in proxy} they are the only once that can help don't expect to learn it from me pls and please do work on your stability it is the future I can see now, stability is not a one man show it also collective take note.
Very well stamina his good, very very good but take note stability his always the future and don't believe these but even the Gods are working on stability has well so who are you to be left out folks. Don't be poisoned stability his not your enemy it something you must partner with and stability will show u what to and what not. just understand these without stability their his no past or future to run to or run from.Stability placed you where you are, made you who u are & stability showed you what you can see and other things like that; if u assume someone his solely responsible for all this listed things what if the person died due to one instability, unstableness or another,Stability his reason one things his better than another or one thing his worst than the next,stability his responsible for rises & falls, stability his just to wide a topic to cover and I don't want to write that I will continue on the topic so as not to raise unnecessary hopes, not to forget I wrote at the start that I will be stopping stable contenting, you can probe further into more detail of stability yourselfs.
For example the popular names, brands,agencies & empires you hear of today are plugged stably into the stability to be popular that why they are still been heard off, immediately their stability frequency, tune or whatever they are on is been tampered with they may go out of scene if they don't work on it effectively. May be u are asking who plug things into the stability that y it called stability, if u insist on knowing go & ask God ooh or satan.
Take these quote: other many factors may decide the past & how far you can go, but your stability and instability decides how far you will go and how well you have come.
Something we can all relate to just for explanation sake stability is not eating & excreting but it like feeding & excreting if you don't feed on anything you don't excret anything. You could be feeding your eyes, feeding Ur stomach, feeding Ur hears & for pleasure on & on like that.
The point it leading to his that stability & instability his the reason we cannot see the God's or other entities like satan.Stability placed them beyond the range of sight seeing.

Let me note a few example, check out stability & stable can be written as destabilise, instability & unstable. Now destabilise can be made to sounds like "the stabilize", instability can be written has "in stability", why unstable can sounds like "on stable" all this opposition to stability or stable are all self pointing to like referencing to stability & stable in what they are called why the word & opposite contains the common phrase stable & stability.Their are so many words like that but stability.... I will try and write, like make an expansion & contraction about the words pointing to the opposite or his it the opposite pointing to the word in latter scripts also about things,words relative to stability, note it not goin to be a topic about stability again like I wrote you cant learn stability from me even if I decide to lecture it, you can learn maths, physic taking note even programming among other things from me that his if u force me very well but stability: who ever his teaching u on stability is probably working u through some form of adaptation. If someone should ask you is it stable maybe you should say it his balance: let me add this before it can be stable it must first balance & before a small child can agree that something his balance some one must tell the child somehow how it is so ooo, otherwise don't blame me if the child disrupt Ur carefully prepared process by testing the microphone u call a balance to confirm the balance, at least by the time the child start hearing him or herself it will decide if Ur setup his cool or not before moving on with another toy.. and to be stable his even worse before u can describe it the balance might change or not change like you expected and balance is just one of it headaches, infact u might even be the variable everybody his waiting for to balance up.

Let leave it here for now: again no more stable contents or contenting for me, it getting into the dangerous whatever.... It goin to be a gradual process function so worry if you want, you know that type of thing when a stabilizer malfunctions or has lots of malware, out of stability his still stability but you know what type of stability it his but it still nothing to be totally afraid off.
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson, Dakore Egbuson & Sinach Share Christmas Family Photos by baloney:
Merry Christmas to the world 🎄
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Please bear with me if you see me updating uploaded contents again & again have been freezed upstairs & arrested downstairs & on fire all round if you know what I mean, to unfreeze & vindicate your arrest and refire to produce a particular content may take time and to manage especially close to producing a stabilized content may be like a cycle of navigation, traffic & protocols in, on, over and beyond the hills and valley. well I don't know if this content
are been downloaded by chance, but remember what needs to be done still needs to be done, more better contents upload ahead
PoliticsRe: 2025 Budget: FG To Establish Ranches In Lagos, Ogun, Imo, Others by baloney:
Omo make Fg subsidize the products from & goin into these ranches&aquatics in all areas that way Africa & the world can finally learn to have something that can be stable from this sector thereby others not covered will be covered by association among other ways, I don't want to write more than these about this topic for now.
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Pls na beg abeg if perhaps we meet somewhere maybe perhaps we are stranded together at a junction in the journey of these movements of life if I ask you for info, don't worry you don't have to be correct but try and make sure the info is updated as in up to date, the date behind the up to date his important.
In this internet age & fast generation with fake news before you can sieve the truth from the lie a lot of mysterious thing might have happen but has long as the info his up to date believe me their his no wahala beyond your capacity to wahala through. If by luck although rare that the info passed across between mediums isn't updated, updateable has in up to date that the genesis and beginning of the problems seen around today has we journeys from junction to junction in these movements of life.
PoliticsRe: NNPC Slashes Petrol Price To N925/litre In Lagos, N965/litre In Abuja by baloney:
May nnpc have mercy on Nigeria in this time of big corporation competitions with little or no difference or variety.
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All these international corporations need reasonable stronger local competitions & startups helps otherwise all of us will be tending towards craziness including the pope among other public factors and pls leave me out of the madness always crazy.

From the changing looks of things life is not by book or by the books no matter how much we face-book or code life to know it, breath the engine of life his not something you can crack like a common joke nairaland abeg tell the corporate these ooh.

These quote became necessary maybe bcoz it seems the 🧠 brains functionings are getting angry for different reasons & the machines 🤖 we now rely on are looking stressed from to many extra ordinary sinusodal actions.
Christianity EtcRe: Who Will Enter The Kingdom Of Heaven? by baloney:
The watchful & vigilant will enter the kingdom of God for the kingdom of God suffereth violence and the violent taketh it by force.
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It alarming what his happening on the media concerning the stampede & death currently taking the air recently in the public as people involve with reasons to celebrate the season.On What I presume was responsible for the recent negative event his the increase poverty of the mentality among beneficiaries & decreased management instinct among philanthropist. May the souls of the victim of these sad occurrence at this junction of the movement of live receive eternal rest amin.

To solve this issue of poverty of the mentality be management flexible to resolve the management instinct deficiency work on your mentality collectively & individually.
TravelRe: How Much Is Your Transport, If You're Travelling Home For Christmas by baloney: 10:39pm On Dec 19, 2024
Is it so, have they finally cracked the virgin birth or are they still on it, what his happening gan gan why his Christmas like these how his Christmas for your side.
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Christmas his so far the way It his, thank God am not travelling.
FamilyRe: First-time Gen-z Mom In Tears While Breastfeeding Her Baby (Photos) by baloney: 1:39am On Dec 19, 2024
grin grin shocked I wish to use this opportunity to congratulate every bady born during this yuletide period especially December into this world, babies take note you were not born by magic or mistake otherwise we will not be celebrating you the process stated started nine months ago congratulate again for a save landing, you have been a worthy contributor to the journey so far.
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All this thing about job seeker & employee probability of getting rich his these or that and so on especially that they mostly struggle above the poverty line might not be far from the reality.
If you found yourselve or have a family like my you will know you have to go find a job to move on I got myself found hospitalised in an hospital mysterious for reason associated with these job things that was excused for idleness when infact I was alway busy online trying to connect & forge forward although the prospect was not productive yet, but it takes efforts with time to get results but that time I discovered was not a leisure or luxury to snap on everyone seems to be afraid bcoz they are ageing.why my family did this unthinkable thing initially when it happened I thought I was been arrested or kidnapped I still don't know y I hope and am waiting with time this puzzle dey exhibited and are still exhibiting will be decoded so we can all move on with life.
From my experience my young advice especially to developing worlds citizens if you wanna be rich go find a job people around you can see for a startup what people can see is important otherwise your are either a yahoo boy, yahoo plus, drug baron, ritualist,spy or an internet fraudster or worse crazy that will be the conclusions on the streets, when people cannot see the deal dey come up with a big deal, that an not until now unwritten law of the street for guys/folks sitting in high places on their high horses and are far from the street believe me or not people on the street have concluded you are into something really really bad than theirs as in very ugly they must not see.The street so far his still a medicine with no cure.
CelebritiesRe: Zlatan Ibile Shows Off New Maybach Ride As He Counts Down To 30th Birthday [VIDE by baloney: 9:12pm On Dec 18, 2024
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked🇳🇬🇳🇫🌀🚘🚍🎄

PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Arrives In Lagos Ahead Of Christmas Holiday by baloney: 7:47pm On Dec 18, 2024
Happy Xmas 🎄 everyone as we celebrate this season may we continuously remember the reason for the season.
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In these journeys of life very soon we will soon reach a junction where God where ever he his hosted will start to realize human his by all means more intelligent that he has initially ever thought and concluded why human will also start realizing new mysterious things about God, till then am either typing or I keep my fingers crossed.

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