13. This will be the last time I will render any help. Even if the person like make him die!

12. Kai ....! No problem na me do myself na. Next time make I see person wey go con beg me for help.

11. Then the officer tells you, collect it like that my brother, there's nothing more I can do, police no dey draw debt.

10. Officer, things are hard, I will be paying him 750 naira per month till it completes.

9. Young Man, when you wan pay this guy his money ?

8. Then you think within yourself, I have to involve the police in this matter, after all, Police is my friend.

7. Then he told you, you be my guy, when I get the money, na me go call you myself... Relax

6. My guy, nobody wey no dey owe. Even Nigeria and America self dey owe

5. Please don't insult me. How much am I owing you that you want to kill my battery for?

4. Guy, why haven't you been picking my calls and where is my money please?

3. When your girlfriend suggest that you go visit him and hear him out

2. My guy I lent 50k has stopped picking my calls because its due for payback

This is a story Money Lenders and borrowers in Nigeria can relate to.

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