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Romance / Re: Do This Last Survey Before You Finally Marry Her. by bantilosha: 8:49am On Jan 06
ItisWell22:
If she isn’t active on the net? 😟

How do you advise he goes about his survey? 🤔
Thats the problem.
Romance / Re: Do This Last Survey Before You Finally Marry Her. by bantilosha: 8:49am On Jan 06
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Family / Re: Between Prof. Uju Anya And A Twitter User Over The Viral 4:30 Am Cooking Story by bantilosha: 8:48am On Jan 06
SMOGnow:
She's frustrated. I feel sorry for her
mugu. Be sorry for yourself.

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Family / Re: Between Prof. Uju Anya And A Twitter User Over The Viral 4:30 Am Cooking Story by bantilosha: 8:47am On Jan 06
SMOGnow:
She moved from straight to lesbian. Eya. Nlfpmod
so what? If she transitions from cat to lizard, how is it a concern of yours ?
Family / Re: Between Prof. Uju Anya And A Twitter User Over The Viral 4:30 Am Cooking Story by bantilosha: 8:46am On Jan 06
englishmart:
A story made the rounds about a woman who had to set a 4:30 am reminder, to make food for her husband, after she learned that he shares homemade food which his female colleague brings to work.
Her instinctive adjustment caught the attention of X users who turned out en masse to support her. They raised over a million naira for her.

Feminists all over the world have been whinging and whimpering uncontrollably since. In their opinion, she broke their heart and covenant.
"I thought we agreed not to gree for anybody?"

Heres what transpired between Uju Anya and a Twitter user.

First picture is the original post that elicited the exchange.
she's a stupid woman. Simple
Religion / Re: Dr Naik Zakir's Dumb Answer To A Christian Guy's Question In Sokoto. by bantilosha: 11:14am On Dec 09, 2023
AbuTwins:


Define IQ?
Define define
Romance / Re: Do This Last Survey Before You Finally Marry Her. by bantilosha: 11:13am On Dec 09, 2023
Shalommy:
Na today? Whether na shiloh you even return so. cheesy cheesy cheesy
grin grin
Romance / Re: Do This Last Survey Before You Finally Marry Her. by bantilosha: 11:12am On Dec 09, 2023
Burgermotors:
Tinubu better pass this one
grin grin I swear.

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Romance / Re: Do This Last Survey Before You Finally Marry Her. by bantilosha: 11:12am On Dec 09, 2023
SMOGnow:
Don't fear women. Avoid them completely.
That's why I'm proudly gay.
Stupid ass gay

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Politics / Re: How A Die-hard Tinubu Supporter Became A Quick Multi-millionaire by bantilosha: 4:32pm On Dec 08, 2023
Tinubu and his followers are dumb

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Religion / Re: Dr Naik Zakir's Dumb Answer To A Christian Guy's Question In Sokoto. by bantilosha: 4:31pm On Dec 08, 2023
SMOGnow:
He still made his point
Your problem
Religion / Re: Dr Naik Zakir's Dumb Answer To A Christian Guy's Question In Sokoto. by bantilosha: 4:31pm On Dec 08, 2023
AbuTwins:


Only sensible people can understand that comment!
People with low IQs will just type what you typed!
You don't have IQ
Romance / Re: Do This Last Survey Before You Finally Marry Her. by bantilosha: 4:31pm On Dec 08, 2023
englishmart:
Before marrying her, go through her social media pages, you are likely to see fragments of her interests, beliefs, values & so on.

This is fundamental in knowing the character you'll be dealing with.

A lady who defended false rape accusers online will likely accuse you of something when the relationship nosedives.

A lady who sees nothing wrong in paternity fraud online will likely give you another man's child.

A lady who sees nothing wrong in posting thirst traps is a full-blown hoe who won't hesitate to cuck you.


A lady who says there's nothing wrong with going on a harmless date with a friend or giving strangers her number is likely to be a serial cheat in marriage.

A woman who brings everything online for the cheap thrills of engagement won't hesitate to throw you under the bus for clout.

Always do your background research on her activities online, both past & present because no decision will impact your life more than the one you make in determining the mother of your children.
Very true

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Romance / Re: Do This Last Survey Before You Finally Marry Her. by bantilosha: 4:30pm On Dec 08, 2023
SMOGnow:
Don't fear women. Avoid them completely.
That's why I'm proudly gay.
You're proudly stupid

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Romance / Re: Do This Last Survey Before You Finally Marry Her. by bantilosha: 4:30pm On Dec 08, 2023
Shalommy:
Chaii... cheesy cheesy. Shey you know that men dey attend SHILOH? undecided Na your type because you go wait tire. cheesy
Abeg sharrap. Shiloh is for fools

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Religion / Re: Dr Naik Zakir's Dumb Answer To A Christian Guy's Question In Sokoto. by bantilosha: 4:02pm On Nov 22, 2023
englishmart:
He's the Gumi of India. Just that India doesn't tolerate terrorists or their sympathisers
Nigeria is a terrorist state
Religion / Re: Dr Naik Zakir's Dumb Answer To A Christian Guy's Question In Sokoto. by bantilosha: 4:01pm On Nov 22, 2023
englishmart:
He doesn't know anything
obviously
Religion / Re: Dr Naik Zakir's Dumb Answer To A Christian Guy's Question In Sokoto. by bantilosha: 3:59pm On Nov 22, 2023
AbuTwins:


How old are you?

Read your Bible!
But you are not to be called ‘Rabbi,’ for you have one Teacher, and you are all brothers. And do not call anyone on earth your father, for you have one Father, who is in heaven. Nor are you to be called instructors, for you have one Instructor, the Christ.…

Matthew 23:8-10

Even Jesus na instructor óò!

You're talking nonsense sir
Religion / Re: Dr Naik Zakir's Dumb Answer To A Christian Guy's Question In Sokoto. by bantilosha: 3:59pm On Nov 22, 2023
englishmart:
The hypocrites only see blasphemy when it affects them
exactly
Religion / Re: Dr Naik Zakir's Dumb Answer To A Christian Guy's Question In Sokoto. by bantilosha: 3:59pm On Nov 22, 2023
englishmart:
And the one answering didn't answer correctly.
another angle
Religion / Re: Dr Naik Zakir's Dumb Answer To A Christian Guy's Question In Sokoto. by bantilosha: 3:58pm On Nov 22, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
The one asking him question didn't know where to start.
That's true. He should have started from Deborah

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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Donates 6 Million Naira To Help An Injured Female Footballer by bantilosha: 2:13pm On Nov 10, 2023
budaatum:


I don't trust you, you untrustworthy girl. And you don't have to trust Donjazzy.
Who the hell is a girl. You must be mad
Family / Re: This Whatsapp Status Was Posted By Someone's Wife. Should I Tell Her Husband? by bantilosha: 2:13pm On Nov 10, 2023
Ashawo women everywhere

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Family / Re: This Whatsapp Status Was Posted By Someone's Wife. Should I Tell Her Husband? by bantilosha: 2:13pm On Nov 10, 2023
adesegun121:


No dey put mouth for husband and wife issue
If op no report that olosho, e no go beta for am

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Family / Re: This Whatsapp Status Was Posted By Someone's Wife. Should I Tell Her Husband? by bantilosha: 2:12pm On Nov 10, 2023
eventainment:
Well he in already in a hell hole. He needs clear evidence to nail her and a status is nothing because it is subject for debate.
which yeye debate? Dem dey debate concrete evidence?

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Family / Re: This Whatsapp Status Was Posted By Someone's Wife. Should I Tell Her Husband? by bantilosha: 2:11pm On Nov 10, 2023
advanceDNA:


Be like u nor like the woman at all....??
Make him report her. She be ashawo. Before she kill am

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Family / Re: This Whatsapp Status Was Posted By Someone's Wife. Should I Tell Her Husband? by bantilosha: 2:10pm On Nov 10, 2023
Report the olosho now. If you no do am you no be top G.

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Romance / Re: The Main Reason Girls From Rich Homes Are Bad At Sex. by bantilosha: 4:06pm On Nov 01, 2023
Hideaki:
Where do you get this thought from?? From your leaking cerebrum


There's nothing like being bad at coitus



A woman would learn and get good at it if she loves you
As per plumbing na
Romance / Re: The Main Reason Girls From Rich Homes Are Bad At Sex. by bantilosha: 4:05pm On Nov 01, 2023
fineberry:
Op your mumu no be here
grin grin
Romance / Re: The Main Reason Girls From Rich Homes Are Bad At Sex. by bantilosha: 4:04pm On Nov 01, 2023
Streetmovement:
Wotoporiously cool speaking

Call it inexperience cuz they're not used to urgent 2k life that comes with hot sex grin

But not all rich bitches are bad at sex o
Exceptions don't determine what constitutes the rules. Most ajebos have the luxury of rejecting sex. They don't have to be in any abusive relationship because of their financial vulnerabilities

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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Donates 6 Million Naira To Help An Injured Female Footballer by bantilosha: 2:26pm On Nov 01, 2023
SMOGnow:
Respect yourself o
Abeg getout
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Donates 6 Million Naira To Help An Injured Female Footballer by bantilosha: 2:24pm On Nov 01, 2023
SMOGnow:
Track me down? You want die
Mouth too much for your side

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