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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 6:17pm On Apr 07, 2015
IDivine1:


Boy you are an has-been (ass bin),lil wonder all your 'sh*t trash' / u should 'sit-up' cos cos you ain't 'cut' for this, fact!/while me i'm on my lyrical 6 packs/Bars Vs me? A missmatch /that's why I'm dissecting him, had to split "Bars" just to show folks this B ass (B-ars)/



Lmao....!!! U want a ba2
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Bars(m): 12:31pm On Apr 07, 2015
gottoboy:
Youngdaval, bars, Ibime tnx grin




U wellcu man
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Bars(m): 6:42am On Apr 07, 2015
[quote author=richommie post=32407052]the lazy shiiit jester/ a niwit . .mooron. . .crazy thief fella/
but I d' hope to see "change in im". .moment I wipe his as.s wit "broom .like apc members!!!!


Lolx drug
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Bars(m): 10:08pm On Apr 06, 2015
gottoboy:
Public Announcement
.
.
Am posting this information just to let yall know that the Just-Concluded Clash-For-Clash tourney DeLoon organised ιѕ for real..

* The Cash Prize for the winner is 10K

* This is the link to the thread where the final battle was Held, Giyass vs. Tha http://muzikstreets.com/hood/discussion/80/cfc-final-round-giyaz-vs-tha#latest

* Tha emerged the winner to that tournament (Season 1), as far as Muzicstreets.com is concerned THA is the First to earn that Badge, the first to win α tournament in that site, the first Кιηg and present King. (History yapka sha)

* Tha is Gottoboy

* Ơ̴̴̴͡k. About the cash? ι got the alert yesterday morning, when α​h was in the church.. Between Happy Easter cool

* For those who didn't participate maybe due to late signing up, Ρℓєαѕє next time if you're interested don't sleep too long on this ish, be the first to sign in.
* For those who dint participate due to the fact maybe you dint get the news ontime or you had doubts or other ish, ι won't lie to yall that ѕнιТ is real, infact α​s we speaking the cash is in my account for been the winner.. (Check screen-munched pic below for proof).

* For those who said 10k is too small, when i started textceing, ι always believe text rapping is for fun, buh a case where small cash is involved? Baba the fun go make sense small if you be winner. Besides opportunities like this can be used to settle scores e.g the nigga who feels ι am wack.. I whooped him. grin

* For those who participated in the tourney, nice sparring yall cool

* For the judges ι appreciate for ya efforts, α​t a point the tourney got delayed due to one or two ishes, buh yall brought in ur best. Tnx

* Finally, my appreciation goes to the organiser for keeping to his words, for organising the tourney properly, so once again am using this medium to thank you, plus peeps ά̲̣̥я̥є hoping to see more of your Clash for Cash tourney. cool

Cc:
Deloon
Ibime
Coogar
Mikuz
Krone
Emaprince
Darkrebel666 (ThaDarkrebel)
Joshuabase
Lyricst
Jreyez
Elymaximus (Elymaxcray)
Obesemf
Youndanaval
Bars
Äη∂ other Vets... (Sorri ι Cudnt mention yall)

Organizer:
Deloon

(Participants)
Giyazz
Toybean
El_Sparz
Kinglahkay
Sosiqdude
El_Flips
Limerick
Gladys
Deadshots



Word bro!!!! Btwn congratulation

Nd oga no 4get to share me my own cash....!!!!
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Bars(m): 9:55pm On Apr 06, 2015
Darkrebel666:


~ Illiterate. How do you manage to cope in school


Lmaoo...u still dea fyt dis babe
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 8:00pm On Apr 06, 2015
Supermiy:
diss @ bars


i choose to attack thee/no with gun like mac or ds/just pure words that hurts thy heart/and you keep it in your chest like joe hart/i never like the gee/Bleep me pure wordies/ama just suck you dry and chew you up with teeths/and people will read how it happened... if they could find vampire dairies!


you always come with thugs/seriously it bugs/you be agbero or worse??/always killing the fams with mercy/fucking their sis,i know thats your next scene/yous a students am the dean/you always about the blood..so even if the holy spirit washes your sin away...your records wouldn't still be clean!






Yea. .
Ur forty line's wack/. . We talking punches while u talking rhymes. .gay/. .!
Bitch!
Lemme tell u bout her Albino sis..I knw d punk will denies that/. . we shouldn't really be dropping lines man/. .cz I've achieved so many goals. . .
While ur rap career is going 'down by the river'. . . .
Buddy Miles Track/. .!!!
Finally. .


My flows sicker/. .while urs are so weaker/. .he knows these bars/. .shall scold his fam/. .cz I've achieved succes in my life time. .while this lady is a . . .
Gold digger/. .!!!


Damn. .,
u broke niggha/. .can't believe u came to this battle ground with no slipper/. .and
This gay's an amateur cz a move 'to keep nigghas balls'. . .left a 'shot on ur head'. . .
What are u??. . South African Goal keeper/. grin

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Bars(m): 7:35pm On Apr 06, 2015
gottoboy:

twialee



U get mouth...!!!! Btwn nice verze u gat aganist dat my boy giyazz
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Bars(m): 6:16pm On Apr 06, 2015
Supermiy:
he thinks am you... grin


Lolx...aw we take resemble fah?
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Bars(m): 6:15pm On Apr 06, 2015
Supermiy:
gbam..you nor dy battle for fb again?




Not really schl stuffss bro...!!!
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Bars(m): 3:11pm On Apr 06, 2015
Supermiy:
request for thread first, when it's been setup...we go brawl,how many bars self??




Six bars tho..!!!
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Bars(m): 1:31pm On Apr 06, 2015
Supermiy:
am not bars..Bars coma see your brother oh


Lmaooo..mwetin apen
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Bars(m): 10:15pm On Apr 05, 2015
Darkrebel666:
~ See the lyrics Coogar said was freestyled off the top of the dome

See the intricate and complex rhyme scheme and numerous multi-syllabic rhymes..
Even Check out the Vocabulary yet coog says its off the top grin.. Coog has got to be slim shady's number one Stan


Eminem :

I wasn't born mean, I was pushed to treachery*
I walk the streets lookin' for some puss to fetch me
I'm like a veggie, brain is turned to mush I'm edgy
Edgy enough to give Reggie Bush a wedgie
If he dont give me KIM, things could get ugly
So pass that ass to me let me squish the left cheek
And press against the right one till its smushed
against me
And leave a dead body in the woods to MC with the
Christopher Reeves beef


Once again it's the sinister, cynical, minister Shady
Kryptonite the Superman, he's a dentist to Amy
Administer of the pain, just finished huffin' the paint
And muffle the fumes, like it was nothin, because it
aint
Anything in his way, his enemies he just slays
His venomy sprays reaches like beams of energy
rays
Menacing stares, he glares making the hairs all on
the back of yah neck stand
Like dracula yep, spectacular rep, he's a tarantula,
gargantuan
Yah, Angela so I command yah to start dancin'
Part Manson, part Hannibal, part mechanical
Shark,throwing animal parts at Scarlett Johansen
Enter my gas chamber, yah gangsta? My ass
He's got his fangs to your neck, he's set to strangle
ya ass, hater
You're facin' a task greater, he's chasin' your ass
He's got his face in a mask, your blood stains on
his glass table
I'm checking the exposure of photos of me
exposing
exposing myself locked inside of a cozy hotel
posing
With or without clothing, next to the decomposing
bodies eroding while I'm dozing off overdosing
Windows opening-shutting, doors opening-closing I
think there's a ghost
Too much hydrocordone and codeine
I was only 'sposed to swallow a half, I took the
whole thing
I'm not joking, I think I just snorted my nose ring
I need a drink, I'm standing over the sink posing
Myself, self-loathing, cause I'm on a brink, postally
Mostly I don't wanna think this'll make everything
rosy
Beverly sings, scream while I'm severing three
toesies
Totally frozen while I close in, I'm yodelling "Rosey,
won't you come out to play?"
No sense, wasting time, cutting and pasting
headlines in the papers
Making shrines of my crimes and capers
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Bars(m): 10:11pm On Apr 05, 2015
gottoboy:

Kini mo shey? Oga Ade grin


Lol..I js dea hala u mah nigga!!!
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Bars(m): 8:05pm On Apr 05, 2015
Supermiy:
this people nor go thread na..i for accept..


Witness!!!!
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Bars(m): 8:03pm On Apr 05, 2015
IDivine1:



Yo...I volunteer


Hmmm...seen!!!!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 8:02pm On Apr 05, 2015
LhoOd:


for real?...I go like hear am tho


Sure.....!!!prcessn tho
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Bars(m): 8:01pm On Apr 05, 2015
gottoboy:
True cool


Bad man....
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Bars(m): 8:01pm On Apr 05, 2015
007Bruce:
bars vs IDivine; popping thread now!


Oya pop am asap...felt lyk murderin sum1 wit my new style,,!!!!
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Bars(m): 7:30am On Apr 05, 2015
Darkrebel666:


~ If I invite you to my block, it would be for some good and rough ffucking.
I will ffuck you so hard like a bbitch till your ass and pusssy bleeds then cum in your mouth cheesy

Lunatic ... and tout... see you talking about a fist fight when the closest you came to ever been in a brawl was in a Bbitch-fight

Come to my block na ..by the time 4 of my boys are done with you, you won't be able to walk for 9 market days ...



Guy cum here....I nid re-match grin
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Bars(m): 7:29am On Apr 05, 2015
Bleep ya tots.....

Bars is bak wit NL new styles grin

Pop c/o....nid a 4st victim
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 7:21am On Apr 05, 2015
007Bruce:
yo! Phuck yo dad/ and yo mum's so daft/ we dont applaud yo crap/ your shyte aint being felt - mikuz's audio rap!


Listen, its yo lesson, a private class, bytch/ i'll have this client blasted/ pay attention to yo master or i chop of yo head - absent minded/ captainflash is superior to ibime then i'll fight this wack twit/ i throw these jabs like Michael Tyson/ Hools like Michael Jackson/ punches hitting/heating bars faster than a vibrant blacksmith!

I strike him hard/ rip off his spinal cord/ the knife is blunt/ i'll still have him diced and gored/ denied his call/out, why!: he's lame, his style his odd/. . . so its a 'bar fight' if you ever see Bruce fighting bars/ yh bar fight if you see me fight in bars.



Loool





Yo lemme start out with knives, wen I FINISH bruce WITH SWORDS/
i'm WILLING TO HURT/
call it the 'Last supper',as i'm KILLING THE THUG/
i'm eating his flesh,and DRINKING HIS BL0OD/!!!
As i'm releasing the bomb/
i mean,he's gat no right to fair HEARING,HE SUCKS/
i mean,even his own lines gat us DEJECTID AND BORED/
SPARE ME HIS TALKS/
cos i'm b0ut to 'spoil the child',even without SPARING THE ROD/!!



Even her m0ther does not wanna hear THIS BASTARD/
oh,he's nat?,ask em bout HIS FATHER/i mean,i should be called 'lee' cuz every line shows i'm 'BRUCE MASTER'/!!(Bruce lee)



he'll be slapped FIVE TIMES IN A ROW/
they're just HYPING THA YOB/
his 'punches' lack effect,like a 6year old kid giving MIKE TYSON A BLOW/!!
I'm STRIKING EM YO/
he'll WAIL IN PAIN/
end his REIGN AND HEY/
sorta 0ne man fiqhting against the whole of boko,his life has been STAKED IN VAIN/!!!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 11:45pm On Apr 04, 2015
LhoOd:


hun...na rap song?....lolx


Rap...tittle" Oju eje
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 8:35pm On Apr 04, 2015
LhoOd:


when u dey go schl baq


Guy he go be Tuesday...gat sum track am fixin wit...chinko ekun
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 8:33pm On Apr 04, 2015
007Bruce:
yo! Phuck yo dad/ and yo mum's so daft/ we dont applaud yo crap/ your shyte aint being felt - mikuz's audio rap!


Listen, its yo lesson, a private class, bytch/ i'll have this client blasted/ pay attention to yo master or i chop of yo head - absent minded/ captainflash is superior to ibime then i'll fight this wack twit/ i throw these jabs like Michael Tyson/ Hools like Michael Jackson/ punches hitting/heating bars faster than a vibrant blacksmith!

I strike him hard/ rip off his spinal cord/ the knife is blunt/ i'll still have him diced and gored/ denied his call/out, why!: he's lame, his style his odd/. . . so its a 'bar fight' if you ever see Bruce fighting bars/ yh bar fight if you see me fight in bars.



Loool



Lol....tfu boi replyn u soon
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 6:08pm On Apr 04, 2015
LhoOd:


niqqa


Lol..apen?
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 6:07pm On Apr 04, 2015
liricyst:




You just a little wack dick/...... who aims to anal rape his own mother..that brittle-ass-bytch!/....
Go get a dung beetle that'll teach/you how to be into that shyt!!/

I'll make you go back to the lube... make ya mum quit d incestt and stop banging this dude/
I take her uptown...Bleep her on a car.....and have her Turn her back on the hood!!!!/

No one listens to you hence your deafening flows/ Your dad on his dead farm..is your only relation who's wrecking hoes!!/
Wactard...sucking ya dad's prostrate cancered dick is the only time you give some life threatening blows!!!/


See how you practise with balls....like its tennis you learning/
you're a menace to men in/ society...even fellas not earning/
You have all rights to...a gay lord title..with those weekly "pennies" you earning!!

I rhyme sublime, his raps' queer/He'll stand defeated, as I deprive this chap "cheer"/let him go rent-a-ghost* writer, I'll make their minds twist & adhere/
Have em both in one coffin,nose blocked,so you know I made those lives disappear!/

After i saw his quarrelsome lines..i mean all the rhymes fall out/...I knew the local chap wanna connect internationally...Bleep the guy's call out!!/
Cos in a real battle...i'm drag out his empty brain..and make sure his mind's all out!!/

Learn to mind yo fucking business homo..Bleep rhymes...liricyst ain't replying any of your effed up rebuttals...this is it....the only fucking one time i'll ever quote you.
Be happy wacktard...that's your only quotable ever. BIATCH!!!


I




Lolx
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 4:50pm On Apr 04, 2015
LhoOd:
A Quicky

'Jaundice' fill'd Jabs to hit dis fellow /
My fist produce hits to make dis jerks laylow /
We saw 'amber' first. ..dah got us askinq if Yu Wiz Khalifa cos all we see now is black nd Yellow //


Lhood .... .. .. ..splittinq skullz wit' great finesse /
wit' skillz nd rigour wit' the way am breakinq necks /
I'ma perfectionist,nikka ah be slayinq vets /
even when yu down,4stabs on yhur chest.. .just to be sure You aint fakinq death! //

Am the devil,so choose wisely.,Lhood or God /
If I feed Heywizzy's flesh to Sosiqdude. ..Or Mik's brain to the vultures,doesnt dat warrant a food for thought? /
so,go get your swimminq trunk..wit ur crew of course /
cos when u get gored,u be left dead .. .. ..In your pool of blood!!/

blah blah blah blah blah /
blah blah blah blah blah blah/
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah /
then rise above ground level just to land on 'the air'.like Martin Skrtel //
**** ***** ******** ****** * *
fuçkk!..am so lazy....


A witness......thumbs up !!!!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 4:46pm On Apr 04, 2015
007Bruce:
I GOT MY STANS/ the glock on hands/ bout to blow up your plan/ them say i too poor i no get money for hand/ i suck like bed-bug/ get lost!/ that talk is bland/ phuck you man!/ shii! I'm phucked up man/ them even they call me KITANNA . . .cos the money wey i dey get, i dey cut with my fans!





tongue tongue


Trow diss @my boii bruce


Lol....bars on jossin tinx!!!! Oo madatin



The real MAN IS HERE . . ./i BLAST AT YOU/ . . Your whole family turn their BACK AT YOU/ . . .Who's as DAFT AS YOU ?? . . . . Infact Before i killed My Chicken last easter,it was named AFTER YOU/!!!

I ROAR AND ATTACK HIM/ . . .he's a gay AND A DAFT KID/ . . .He's claiming 'Leader',,we watch em die a disgraceful death like MUAMMAR GADDAFI/!!!!

Let the BLABBER FR0NT/ . . .the BASTARD SUCKS/ . . . Last time i and ur MAMA TALKED ??/ . . .she says u're both BAD AND W0RSE/ . . And that you're nat a bastard . .Yhu're just n0t ur FATHER'S S0N/!!!

Bruce...

He's COCKY AND BRASH/ . . .i'm GUNNING THE gay/ . . . He'll get a SHOT IN THE HEART/ . . .Statistic shiid,0ne Mean 'bar' fr0m me will make bruce 'Cata Least',cos he aint TOPPING THE 'CHART'/!!!

grin
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 7:10pm On Mar 31, 2015
Bars













Exist.....!!!!!!
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Bars(m): 3:48pm On Mar 15, 2015
mikuz:


No, I want to use it for decoration, that's why I asked for it.

SMH


Lmaoo buh u lack d floriculture
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Bars(m): 12:44pm On Mar 15, 2015
mikuz:


Where is the audio link to this?



U nid it ?
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Bars(m): 10:53am On Mar 15, 2015
DISS IS FOR MIKUZ:


My lines are clean from head to toe/
Everyone "nose" that my puns be "runnin" the show//

You're justa beggin seagull,IN SEARCH OF A BABY DIAPER TO EAT/
PLUS U CANT EVEN CLEAN UP YOUR MESS AFTER YOUR SHIT STARTS TO LEAK!//
Go ahead n try to ride my coat tail, when I drop u from the top at 500 feet/
I'll leave you homeless and broke, broken skin n bones scattered on the concrete//
Bleep donations to this lazy MOCKING BIRD, BITING OUR BARS TO TWEET/
STARVE for all I give a Bleep! You aint GETTING SHIT from me BUT BEAT!//
You should at least be getting a lil Calcium cum guzzlin u worked so "hard-on" all week/
Incesting in Daniel's sexting his bro, sending pictures of his D//

His momma oughta check his OBAMA phone's being used to abuse sexually/
YOU SUCK! on your bros utters, squirtin out chocolate milk and STD'S//
WIERD N DOIN IT INTENTIONALLY!?/
And yo, thats too disgusting, to discuss, UTTERLY!//
I kinda am a little afraid to be battling sucha creep!/His nasty ass is lacking nourishment foolz been surviving on disease//
While vitamins See(C) Dee'z(D) Elite(and E) completes ME, from A to Zinc/

But don't think I aint sick wit it bitch//
Ur already affected by my skillz/
Givin u dizzy spellz//
Like a certified doctorin Witch/
Look at Daniel's envious big eyes are startin tear up n twitch//
But I'm Anti-Fungal so MIKUZ Bungholes got to go someplace else to itch!/

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