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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 7:20am On Dec 07, 2016
;DMikuz
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 6:06am On Jun 26, 2016
bars exist!!
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Bars(m): 9:36am On Apr 23, 2016
LhoOd:

braaahhhh!!!!!!! No vex .i no dey mentally stable ryt now ..you dey schl?


Lol yeah, drop ur digit abeg!!
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Bars(m): 10:38am On Apr 01, 2016
LhoOd:
Actually .
Am too high to drop two lines



Lhood. .lng tyme fam!!!
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Bars(m): 9:42am On Mar 29, 2016
Am tired of this fucker/. . .whom got nothing good to offer/talking lyricsim. .? you weaker/. . .your punch,plays,flows all "party away" psquare brothers/
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Bars(m): 7:00am On Mar 29, 2016
Hydrog3n:
Your a fake cûnt, with cheap watch,broken crouch,white eyes,black dyes, oily face,malnourished fed/Your a gay that follow 40male and hope one day to be given a head

Your are a lonely bîtch that don't have any friend to snap you a profile pic/By the thyme am through with you a tooth pick won't be needed to get you off my teeth



Go get some sense kid!!!!

I knw you a jobless nitwit, aint got no time for word exchange, TRY MONEY exchanging okay?

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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Bars(m): 12:39pm On Mar 26, 2016
Hydrog3n:
Jobless idîot/Wake first thing in the morning all you could do is quote at 7am

Bet you still live in your mama crip being an E-boy/ Nigga when last did you go to church to answer amen


Who is more jobless betwn you nd i spending ur silly life on here with rap battles all day, smh ur mate are out side here achieving their dreams, u are here blabbing aint got no tyme for NL newbies like u tho. besides when last do u view me on here?


Its shows your cerebrum is @fault. . .naughty pig

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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Bars(m): 7:16am On Mar 20, 2016
Hydr0gen:
1 minute man

The thunder way go strike you go require stand by generator


Kid!!!!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 5:05pm On Feb 21, 2016
PaulThor:


David Mark has won his rerun election.. He has been declared winner today 21st of February, 2016 by Inec..

Now that's my reply grin

Somehow, washed brain bastard!!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 9:21am On Feb 21, 2016
PaulThor:
Hydrogen frees impressed me... That's the spirit..



Gay bastard!!!!! "Him press you"
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Bars(m): 9:14am On Feb 21, 2016
Deminem3d:

Wack angry angry angry What the Bleep is I warned the pet my brother

Somehow!!!

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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Bars(m): 9:12am On Feb 21, 2016
Hydr0gen:
Before we start this craze 1st of all nigga/How can you win 1st place when am the finish line nigga



This camel toe thought his bars was on key/He now knows after i bruised him with a punch line now thinks am Lee



Weak as Bleep

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 8:24am On Feb 19, 2016
richommie:
. . .


Xl ---loading soon.


#Yolo




You think, you got a deep spit/ . . .in This bitch/puff, with diss threat/damn, richhomie gonna land in 6feet/ thinkng you balling shot /and 'calling corpse'?(cup) / shit,I be premier, nigga we aint in same league/
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 4:31pm On Feb 18, 2016
dj5naira:
Dem know say this determined lad wan turn poster, boss, director/
teachers always arrange me for front seat so I go fit avoid toasters plus 'em youngsters/
If you hear say dem put '5 for back', ...na 'coaster bus conductors!'/

I deal with this mate/ i'd knack the Grammys 58 times on his head, he'll feel the weight/
'twil be a case of ..."D weakened my sensory nerves, can't feel my face!!"/

TY Bello showed Jumi little magic, as a destiny-lead helper/
im that bad, i'm #er, i'm who u should dread wella/
I'd turn a 'bread seller' to a model and back to a bread-seller/

Area commander, a wordsmith Spartan/ never static, dulling/
DIRECTIN' attacks, I've got the hands of a traffic warden/

On a +ve note for the sinner's fate/ all his wait was not in vain. loved his inner faith/
His life changed forever... got his big break, shatterin' sets of dinner plate/

Knack am on top desk feel my thumb impact/
still she no ease up as per say never ummm, climax/
but after she 'cum 4 table' she come 'relax!'/

My body she clenched, sandwiched/ from different angles/
Pun lovers! hold me down, I'm a bout 'to go' on with sex scenes.... this time usin' French language/

We use the lift opposite the steps/ and mock them with homonym, yep/
Allow em 'HIV rappers take the stairs' ...no much difference, they too make positive step/



Ngga you still keepng it real, dope bro thumbs!!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 4:30pm On Feb 18, 2016
LhoOd:
Hi guys



Goshh. . . .long time boy
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 10:56pm On Feb 15, 2016
real gangsters pop the glocks,but this funny dudes on here cocks dere dick,next he's popping cum like dere dad's salary!/
Reason in brawls,dey gat apathy/
Cos none pays heed to dem existence like the mars fallacy!/
Dey antics so old,it should be in the permanent collection section of the arts gallery!/
^^antique,pop incomes


I'll be blunt with the sentence cos HEAVEN KNOWS dis niggas are NOTHING SHARP/
while dey TEXTING JOKES,WE BE ROCKING BARS/
yet some vermins stroke the horney gays... in every bout!
even here,from me? Dey GETTING BLOWS LIKE THE PUNCHING BAGS!/
cus dey walkie-talkie the way we drop verses and he copies that!/
thanks to lines site dey say bars btten prowess, now officially beats black BERRY PHONES IN THE MUNCHING PART!/


how dare this weak lads compete where the bars stands?/
Bleep shoulders,dey barely measures upto my knee cap like skin guards!/
dude only tread awkward paths like a stiff's stan!/
a big sham/all dis " parasite sucks in everything" like quick sands!/

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 10:22pm On Feb 15, 2016
Bars appears
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 7:22pm On Jan 24, 2016
ZLUK:

Who be this lying bastarrd son of a thousand fathers?

Lwkmd
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 6:24pm On Jan 13, 2016
007Bruce:
guess who is back with the flow. . .its Bruce the lyrical monster
dj5naira bars couldnt touch mine. . .those were cheap shots like okrika boxers
my gun so big. . .one shot, and im splitting your joint
bullet so big. . .one shot 'carries you along' like youre getting my point
i fight with the tecs, my nine is the best
i put 'five on his chest' like he reciting the pledge
everytime Bruce fights. . .nuccas say im the best playing
you lost to air only time your brawl was tagged: breath-taking
airmark beat the fúck outta you. . .how are you the greatest player?
Bruce is on fire. . .killing every foe - im the latest slayer
he prattled hes the best. . .say na him dey top pass
but i keep writing 5 off with these numb bars. . .looks like im tryna solve maths!!



Back to back ya'l know bars, Got ah hit shots/
Aint tryna quote olamide twit words/. . .buh wit dis "trash lines" bruce swept in? I did mistook him for "lawma in short/. . .with that, he culd start thinking he got some sick words ?/
but you are like "kesh". . Evn with the ''bull bar'' u putting on ur effort won't be crown big bros/


See

Am sick of this wack/..whom seems too daft/
Dope lyrics is what he lacks/. .nd he culd start by ranting he got sick rhyme/
But my punchese won't have him beeping . Cus dey will physcially have is "two legs bend" like polio's attack/



To be CONTINUED
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 6:29pm On Jan 09, 2016
dj5naira:
E get this girl wey I be wan gbadun, Jenny Pimple/
she just dey gimme sign as I come carry am go one empty, big room/
oboy as she open leg I shout Weke! See as the thing.. “wide, spread”, e clear say she don “distribute am give many people!!”/

Not new to me, their norms and judgment/ its nobody's fault I consent/
Nigeria system is "alien", a body with "3 arms" of government??/

I know you very skilled @ bully/ and that u won't "discontinue ur plan" to have us kick the bucket/
If you want to "Stick to your guns", .. . just know that we can not be killed by bullet/

I frustrated a wannabe career till it howled, Hell, Phew!/ hid his 'only hope' in where smells too/ after Bing & BitTorrent search, got the shocker of his life, fell, mooed/
He yelled, those are my lyrics books in the garbage truck!,,.. I replied, that's where we leave trash for LAWMA, abi Olamide no tell you?/

D in charge of yall Magu, n active persons/ a user who never dulls with slackin' sermon/
This poster still remains King of the
drama, yall sittin' on the throne is just actin' Chairman/

This territory cool now every hour, weekend/ then, boilin' hot with clever thesis/
The kettle is off the stove, unlike before when the kettle is left there till its overheated/

I come in, and the name echoes 'El Chapo!' 'El Chapo!', from thugs, nerds/
Bounce with my dogg, guards/ I swag with a grand wristwatch around my wrist .., that's why i'm also called a big-time drug lord/

Too much respect I get from people passing/ and its not because i'm forever balling/
Motor stand still when I walk the road, ..,.. Zebra what? crossing??/

007, u've never smashed anythin' new on the table . ur stiffened, fake, sly/
can't you think, or reason great jive?/
You still brought ur “Micheal Scofield to 2016” .. . . Prison Break 5/

If you no wan listen, nosedive/ u get slaughtered, hobbled/
go all the way with D? That's death, you're walking the desert, and no water bottle/

We do not enjoy what the trotter model/ nothin' interest the guests @ all/
Everythin' the 'gee mail' is generic at worst, 's.tupid @ best dot com!'/

... ...So they make jest ur psalm/ "Tiger head" tactics/ but its "not lasting!!"/
Your dream to topple dj is FAKE 'twas an idea forged by a fair blacksmith/

Ur last story was a wack myth/ stolen from an elf unknown/
You should learn to keep words in heart, not all u vomit... im helpin' Bruce on self-control/

Pikin tell the agbaya .CORDINATE!, and the mumu sef compose/
The guy no wan grow up, na yeye. Any pesin wey dey hear code/
E don tell us, una no know? Kaz na 69 years toad/

He has no bit of human sense, fearfear, ode/ beef or cheese, choose, ..this was to test the stammerer lapse/
As a mouse that he is, Kaz says cheese. ... . .and the camera snaps/



Epic!!!!!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 6:28pm On Jan 09, 2016
Existed!!!!
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Bars(m): 8:02am On Jan 03, 2016
With silly lines you spit/shows u rigidly, lack the skills/wait waat are ''hell this'' beef?? Shii like Olamide x don jazzy/(headies)
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 1:18pm On Dec 31, 2015
With guns cocking/. . .shot pumping/ gnaw with force rocking/
am eliminating bitchies with jabs inoculating non-stopping/. .in this classical lines/isolating with radical rhymes/my punch be giving them ''tetra sour faces'' like a name gving to acid in pratical labs/
terrificly my bars are jackass/. .with higher flows lik mammals/. . This rappers kept dropping ''cold blows lines'' .. . Jst to make bars ''achievers'/ ''are shivers''
Rap Battles / Re: *NL Fight For Rank!****PAAYNE Vs BARS**** by Bars(m): 12:46pm On Dec 31, 2015
Blingston:
Bars can we have that battle now??


u cn request 4 doc nw boss'...am less busy nw!!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 12:12am On Dec 21, 2015
GIYAZZ:
Wack


Lmao giyass u dn mad oooh
Rap Battles / Re: *NL Fight For Rank!****PAAYNE Vs BARS**** by Bars(m): 12:10am On Dec 21, 2015
Guykhena:
What was paayne doing? Smh. Bars wasn't all that great either,but I'll take his over paayne's bs.

MVGT-Bars



Lols...!!!!I knw
Rap Battles / Re: *NL Fight For Rank!****PAAYNE Vs BARS**** by Bars(m): 12:09am On Dec 21, 2015
GIYAZZ:
Both of your verses were below par. Just that Bars brought some jabs and weak rhymes. You only brought weak rhymes and no jabs, hence my verdict.



I brought dat bekus I knw am battling noob....


Yal knw my worth tho...!!!!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 1:15pm On Dec 20, 2015
Blingston:
my battle against one Jayson
.
Jays diss

See I kill cray vets /with so much ease maim them/this is no different I'd beat U without stress it's your death if I leave Jaded!!
(Jay dead)
.
Stay clear
I'd be his idol/my scripts to his dry poo/ain't in the same class mine always has an effect he's never "works-out" he's not fit to pick the title...
.
Mind you
.
Id ball out victorious /cos my drug bars be glorious /got the verd from start to finish no change in verdict like the case of Oscar pistorious.
.
.
Shots after the mofoes getting /he knows he dies when the fofos flaring/poor nigga never takes shots..talk about who got more shots??
. his never in the picture he only takes the photo credit!!

Opener already killed the poor bastid /peeps hailing the tough tactics feeling the rappings buh
His punches he alone feels like his orgasm!!
.
my reps are sleak/less rants I let bars speak /U so unknown I should expantiate the mismatch...
By comparing 10 kae's to a Benjamin!!





U tried!!!!!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 1:11pm On Dec 20, 2015
Few diss @ flash


Ask about me, they will tell you...
You can't do what the big gee did/

From "ibime to bars"...
this show your love for big big dick/

Your bars ain't "soothing"....
I see you come with rage
But "goshh"...
No airtime But what "kid" did/

Fans screaming...
Bars pity please../
But truth is I detest bitchy kids/

You and ya fams " hope to trash me" Bleep ya dirty minds..
Bleep ya filthy pigs/
He will utter lies and say shit/
How I snapped with bitches
or babies/

How I bleached...
And my skin got infected with rabies/
He will even play all my names...
Like matches/

But fact is.. Your "life is a broken record"...
I can't even play it..
So
Wait please...

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Rap Battles / Re: *NL Fight For Rank!****PAAYNE Vs BARS**** by Bars(m): 12:45pm On Dec 20, 2015
FREESTYLE DISS AT PAAYNEE


LEGGO......



U brought slug/
to hurt . .gob ?/but with your hasty much pop/
we still found ur shit irrelivant in ffr cuplated with sour drop/either on freestyle kicks or on punch cups/evn your silly lines shows u not though/
bitch. . Aint here for much talks/watch me burried ur head nd put the rest body on long corpse/see my punch is gnaw. .so whenever you heard me coming? You just run/cus immediately u just pause or get caught/is the holy day u end crossed/so here bars will be putting paynee ''in sac'' like ''jose murinho'' in short words/


paynee got a shapless structure that aint worth trippling/evn girls do see the fool. And start runing/. . .wait should i start by exclapecting out ur bones gimmick/how ur look view so silly/. . .okay lemme brief it/
you got a skeletal structure. . ''BIG HEAD, Tin leg'' like ''pole Mask reading/

is best this witch confess/. . .am always the head, yes my shit come first/while his script complex/so flat nd usless lik is snitch mum chest/. .fact is? I dnt value that/nd u living this bout, with no too much strees/cus na the same reason appen wey. . . PAAYNEE PAPA take divorce is bitch mum off set/

truith is. .my punch is golgi/. . .nd it kills so bloody/paynne is another victim my shit did murderer/with hits in roughly/that makes him hook on ''sudden death'' . .shit like that ''KOGI STATE GOVI/


My spits gon be bold/. .to bribe this bitch off his. own/. .the truth gon be told/. .on how I'll have dogs feast on his bones/. .u think I'll script all. these dope/. .?
for u to sit on the throne/. .u're 'clearly. lieing'. .for this tailor would 'tear his linen'. .if hes. tryna. . .
'Reap what he's sown'/. . !!!?
(rip what hes sewn)

Yea. .
I'll live a stitch on his throat/. .for forming still!
I rape his mum. .
While hes repping the gays/. .what i Tell is the fact/. .this nerdy is wack/. .
I'll have him 'kept in a bag '/. . .his famz? They'll be struck with fear,the moment the try. . .
'Bailing' the cat/. .!!!(Belling the cat)

Now

hes pictured me nailing his mum. .for real/. .and he knows Clearly hes lost duh win/. .'I'll bring guns and knives' so its best 'the bitch runs and hide'. . .or
He'll 'develop cold feet here'. . Even before i start raining insults on him/










LORD BARS!!!!!!

.

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Bars(m): 10:08am On Dec 20, 2015
Dklef:
Are you guys still willing to do this or not? Remember you asked for it. Cos if not, perharps, i wouldnt have bothered myself to open any thread.
Where did ya'll tools come from sef? SHM. Your thread's been open for the past 8hours or so and you were duely notified. So never you dare waste our time as a no show will attract a ban from the rap section!

Your thread is open and today (sunday) is the deadline.
You're always fond of this habit of agreeing on a battle with someone and abandoning/forgeting the whole ish afterwards. YOU'RE WARNED! You drop by 7pm today so go get your verse ready. Yay? SMH.
I dont even know why i took the both of you serious in the first place.




Driz y u talking this?? Anyway no vex


Was just busy at the office yestarday!!!! My verse Is with me now ...were is paayne so we cud drop??

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Rap Battles / Re: *NL Fight For Rank!****PAAYNE Vs BARS**** by Bars(m): 10:05am On Dec 20, 2015
Bars in......paaynee com let's drop man!!!

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