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ASK A NIGERIAN POLITICIAN WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT THIS HOT WEATHER CONDITION*
*Journalist*: what are your thoughts on this heat Nigerians are complaining about and what is the government doing about it:
RESPONSES:
*LAI MOHAMMED*: this is the result of PDP’s misrule, they stole the ozone layer.
*FEMI ADESINA*: Mr. President promised us change and that includes change in temperature. CHANGE IS HERE, EMBRACE IT.
*AKINWUMI AMBODE*: We have signed a $10million deal with LG to install air conditioners across the Lagos skyline.
*IBE KACHUKWU*: I assure you the heat will disappear by 2pm 29th May.
*BUKOLA SARAKl*: Tinubu wanted the heat to be more than this but i opposed him, out of my love for Nigeria and that is why they are witch-hunting me.
*GOODLUCK JONATHAN*: This heat was not this bad when I left office/power but Nigerians did not appreciate me.
*ADAMS OSHIMOLE*: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala stole the N100 billion meant for temperature control Research.
*NASIR ELRUFAI*: We are in talks with General Electric to see how they can generate power for Kaduna from the heat.
*RAUF AREGBESOLA*: I have just approved payment of January salary so that Osun workers can buy hand fan.
*ALIKO DANGOTE*: Next week, we are commissioning the Dangote Fan Factory; by 2030 Australia will be buying fans from us.
*BEN MURRAY-BRUCE: *tweets* when Naira is weak and inflation is high automatically there will be heat. This is common sense.
*NGOZI OKONJO-IWEALA*: Under the last administration there was no political will to address climatic change:
*PRESIDENT BUHARI: From USA* ... this heat is kwarupt because Nigeria is kwarupt and I will fight every form of kwaruption involved and responsible for this heat and every kwarupt heat will go to jail.

Na true.
Jealousy is d root of Hatred and Envy

Op warn ya self dis early momo
It's too early for this BBN trash on front-page

Dis one pass Mourinho 4 blame
las las Sarriball na scam"

Q

Paul Smith Brown?

Fresh Dudes

I'm not surprised, he's d LANDLORD of Lagos

Yes oo
We say No to dat "Lifeless" Man

See her mouth
Madam suckaway

Dis is Nigeria.
To talk truth now na crime

Dis one with him one shirt, he no go shut up b4 Daddy Freeze remember him Mata.
He want do gud face

May Amadioha strike u with swollen scrotum. Lienus Mba

Op why u wicked like dis?
U just dey hit Zombies back to back

Wetin consign us OP

Buhari govt encompasses every known character of Satanism which are Lies , Bloodshed , Lies , Bloodshed and more lies

senatordave1:
70%you mean? Buhari will get 30%

Zombie no quote me again

Zombies will have running stomach dis week

Rivers belongs to PDP

Carry ur school Mata comot here, we still dey celebrate Atiku in America

Zombies in pains
No more #Lifelessness

Observing

I say a big Amen

Na Kenya own dey always different

GOAT

Z

I think say na "Own Goal" Before

Wetin consign me?
Make dem carry their palava

D match na 2-2 Draw

That's 2 tell u dat they are all HYPOCRITES and TRIBALISTS

Congrats broda and keep soaring higher