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[CENTER][B]See, [/B]
1.> go back to school n learn how to [B]spell[/B]/because u type so bad-n-dumb as [B]hell[/B].
2.> How could u win a text battle,with [B]such-letterings[/B]/useless text like kiddies [B]launch-litterings[/B].
3.> Ya punches don [B]hit[/B]{heat},and u claim u're [B]smoking[/B]/saying u're the Best, ! [B]You must be joking[/B].
4.> Cuz my punch hits you with suprise [B]likka upper-cut[/B]/leave ya mouth-n-flo so dry [B]likka hoppers-cuntt[/B].
5.> N leave ya jaw swollen like a [B]Choppers-front[/B]/how else should i prove m [B]doper-enna-blunt[/B].
6.> [B]Yeeeh, [/B]
guess what i've got in ma [B]net[/B]/its looks like [B]a-fat-fish[/B].
7.> Put heat on [B]fatfish[/B]/n cook me up [B]a-Cat-fish[/B].
8.> Roast his asss up like he [B]Sat-on-a-light-dish[/B]/N shoot him to the skies like launchin a [B]Sat-e-lite-dish[/B].
9.> cuz ya punches so weak,like/punches coming from a drugged[B]-white-biitch[/B].
10.> Bleep wit me,n next is/ya dead body found floating in [B]Satelites-beach[/B]
11.> Acting too [B]Fly[/B]?/Guess wat? Am ya [B]buggy-spray[/B].
12.> [B]u're gifted like christmas[/B]?/so today is ya [B]Boxing-day[/B].
13.> don't know why this [B]honey[/B]/ won't [B]let-me-be[/B]{bee}.
14.> [B]fatfish[/B] be riding my [B]diick[/B]/n she won't even [B]let me pee[/B].
15.> ya flo so [B]lame[/B]/thats why u don't [B]stand a chance[/B].
16.> So [B]winning[/B] is impossible/like a lame [B]fatfish[/B] wanting to [B]break-dance[/B]{maybe fishcrawl lol}[/CENTER]

1bar punch-
[B]u're gifted like christmas?/so today is ya Boxing-day.[/B]
Explanation-ordinary this clause-U're gifted like Christmas? Is already a punch-adding today's ya boxing-day then makes it stronger,cause we open gifts on boxing-days,and since we're text battling,and exchanging punches like boxing-or am boxing the hell out of him,beating him to hell lol

A 2bar punch
[B] Roast his asss up like he Sat-on-a-light-dish
/N shoot him to the skies like launchin a Sat-e-lite-dish[/B]
Explanation: This's a word play and it punches too.
Satelite Dish=Sat-on-a-light-dish

I've seen threads here and i see cats dont even understanda what a punch is,so we need straight punches not a full verse,and also explain ya punch,highest punch here is 4bars,lowest is surely 1bar,it depend on how you want to put it and please explain ya punches eg
1bar Punch= [B]Act too Cool i'll unplug u like a fridge[/B]
Explanation= Acting COOL,a fridge is a cooling defice and how do you stop it,you ve to Unplug it lol-so act like a fridge then i'll bring you heat by unplugging you.

First 3-0 wins
4-1 wins
but when tight,first to 5votes
no reply of verse,no biting and recycling.
If you're ok with this conditions check and we can battle proper

FatFish:
my rhymes are tight ight
They'll kill you in the bright light
no one responds to my disses cuz I dis so hard
All my raps are gonna leave all of your bitches scarred
this time ima have to agree wit bubba fluff
Sorry I mean Baudex, he thinks his butt is tough
I'm surprised that you actually write music
Not that I've seen it anywhere you just write comments you're foolish
it's been a long while since yall heard my voice, my style
Since you got your asss whipped for all your pointless rhymes
cuz if its you and you tryin
My words is like a iron

punches zero
flo zero
rhymes 1
originality zero
structure zero
metaphors zero
name play zero
word play 1
delivery zero
SEE I BATTLE VETS LIKE ANONYMOUS 1,DOPE ANTELOPE,SLOGZ,CANCERUS FROM AMERICA AND UK,
RIGHT NOW THROWING DISSES AT ARTISTS ON THE MAIN STREAM, LEARN TO STRUCTURE WELL AND MAYBE,I SAID MAYBE,AM NOT PROMISING U,I SAID MAYBE WE COULD BATTLE.
I've a battle with eldee
see ya-www.huzzlerecords.8k.com

If u want a battle just set it up, on new thread,set it off,don't come here,wasting ya time lol

12bars
3-0 k.o
4-1 t.k.o
or first to 5,if the votes comes tight
no recycling,no reply or posting another verse,just check and post verse 32hrs after check

Fool,it really does matters if am 10up,u'll never win this

The vote'll tell,but last time i checked i was 1 up,feeling sorry for ya big mouth

Thats gay for posting,we appreciate it,if u won battle,no i mean when u're ready to die holla at me lol

This was last year too

This was last year,i'd to dig it out lol

Sauron sef no make am shiit

No no no, that verse doesn't count, Only ya 1st and my 1st counts so stop wasting ya time lyric and stop spamming the battle thread

Tech no show up,na wa o

I definately won this battles,Mr moderator! Please lock up this thread

FatFish:
Baudex, how do you even say you're name

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ! Go to school then come back to come get back at me Fatboy!
Fat-gay lol

Rez Dog:
No cuz you're whack
I'm bored at
Your crap

common this ugly biitch too,
go do plastic surgery 1st before i even reply that comment,am ellegic to ugly biitches.lol
oh i replied all ready,aint i bad

Only "Baudex"

Nairaland battles
click below links to vote
Baudex Vs Sofa-dj {3-0}
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-538791.0.html#msg7012183


Baudex Vs Joecoollorenzo {0-0}
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-539057.0.html#msg7015033

Put ya mouth where ya skill is,the battle is already on,check d thread below gay.
Baudex Vs Joecoollorenzo {0-0}
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-539057.0.html#msg7015033

[U]Image 1[/U]
https://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01205/sleep-computer-460_1205647c.jpg

1.> Joe ya verses so boring,we all [B]slumbering on our systems[/B]/
2.> n we all laughing at you like we gat [B]Rabies in our System[/B]
3.> bring all ya clowns n family,n [B]merge-on[/B]
4.>  we ll all drop to sleep after reading ya verses like that guy in [B]image one[/B]
5.> m not even battling,here to teach you some [B]basics[/B]
6.> don't need a Bsc,P.H.D or even a [B]grade six[/B]
7.> just need to be street smart,n always pull the [B]Aces[/B]
8.> below's ya biitch,[B]rated 100 n fuuckk she's smoking[/B]
[U]Image 2[/U]
https://mymomnpop.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/funny-old-lady-smoking.jpg

9.> she likes it from behind,n smokes while u're [B]poking[/B]
10.> so fuuckking old,that her bosom milk's [B]powder[/B]
11.> her pusssy so loose,she watches tv while u [B]pound-her[/B]
12.> this's ya other biitch,she's sexy [B]aint she?[/B]
13.> please let them know,on bed she fights like [B]kain-shi[/B]

[U]Image 3[/U]
https://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/old%20woman.jpg

[U]now business,real punches[/U]

14.> you mcs talk at back,cuz u're [B]behind me[/B]
15.> common [B]joe![/B] Block 18 flat 4,u know where to [B]find me[/B]
16.> with all them shiit u talking,acting like an [B]ashole[/B]
17.> joe-he LovePeddler-u just like my [B]past-foes[/B]
18.> talking about killin,but they don't-
19.>  ve guns cuz they don't even ve [B]dooh[/B]
[B]{see i'll never waste my punches on you so i let the pictures do my punchline}[/B]
free style n am done-learn boy lol

First to 5votes
3-0 is a k.o
4-1 is a t.k.o

Joecoollorenzos'drop

Joecoollorenzo:
Get the fucck at here baudex, u z a dreamer
since ages u cant drop a line as a rapper
d next time i get your as$ ound, imma tel ya papa
your disgrace 2ur momma
what?? U wana beat me?
Hahaha, go back boi n read em a b c
yea imma battle the rest of u's
dirtygal, slimfish, Rez frog n d oda poo's
y'al gona know i'm d rap legend
4rm d days of your papa i run every rap trend
u can ask your mama
she was my xex friend
so com on board and take me on
the taste ya blood wud b fun
u can dis my mama if u like
cal me a wannabe male dyke
wateva, imma stil poke u
imma stil smoke u
n u best know imma coke u
invoke u, choke u and in ya own blood soak u
4em ladies, u knw i love u
believ me, dat lie z tru
for love sake, imma let u lick my poo
its sweeter than cake
u can use it as stew
4rm me 2u i'm damn generous
u cant denial joecool ish fabulous

ok check,learn , I ma teach n school this gay how to rhyme

Joecoollorenzo:
Get the fucck at here baudex, u z a dreamer
since ages u cant drop a line as a rapper
d next time i get your as$ ound, imma tel ya papa
your disgrace 2ur momma
what?? U wana beat me?
Hahaha, go back boi n read em a b c
yea imma battle the rest of u's
dirtygal, slimfish, Rez frog n d oda poo's
y'al gona know i'm d rap legend
4rm d days of your papa i run every rap trend
u can ask your mama
she was my xex friend
so com on board and take me on
the taste ya blood wud b fun
u can dis my mama if u like
cal me a wannabe male dyke
wateva, imma stil poke u
imma stil smoke u
n u best know imma coke u
invoke u, choke u and in ya own blood soak u
4em ladies, u knw i love u
believ me, dat lie z tru
for love sake, imma let u lick my poo
its sweeter than cake
u can use it as stew
4rm me 2u i'm damn generous
u cant denial joecool ish fabulous

ok its another rap am fuuckking this one up too lol

Long time i battled,lets go,
Search for Baudex on facebook and lets Catch more hiphop together

1.> This [B]gay's[/B] like [B]Mosquito,Biting-N-SUCKING-AROUND[/B]/
N how can u [B]FUUCKK with me,if i aint FUUCKKING-AROUND[/B]/
2.> wit ya [B]RECYCLED-N-FURIOUS-TEXTS[/B]/
all's justa [B]JOKE,non are SERIOUS-THREATS[/B]/
3.> U'll never [B]come HARD,so stop acting A-PRICK[/B]/
cuz i'll be [B]PLAYING this SUCKER[/B]{SOCCERS}
[B]like A-KICK[/B]
4.> How can u [B]spit HARDCORE,mr SOFA-DJ[/B]/
when ya [B]flow so weak likka SOFAS-DJ[/B]
5.> you're so [B]LAME[/B],i don't ve to [B]DEFEAT YOU [/B]{DEFEET YOU}/
you're never in my level,so no need to [B]DEPLETE YOU[/B]
6.> i already over shadowed ya [B]SHINE[/B],
i've no FUUCKKING reason to [B]DELETE U [/B]{DE-LIT}/
7.> cuz i'll be having so much vote like [B]rigging AN-ELECTION[/B]/
later silence you totally like [B]ABIOLAS' ANNI-HILATION[/B]/
8.> U should ve know,this battle u'll never get [B]A-WIN[/B]/
9.> it's hopeless like trying to fight [B]GOD[/B] {BAUDEX} to get into [B]HEAVEN for A-SIN.[/B]
9BARS TOTALL KNOCK OUT!
[B]Votes please[/B]

First to 5votes wins
first to 3 is a K.O
4-1 is a Technical K.O

Sofa-Djs'drop

sofa-dj:
4  a start go,
U SCREMIN ALL OVER SEACHING 4 A WORTHY PERSON
SO HERE I AM I'VE COME TO TEACH U A DIRTY LESSON
DNT WANNA BE A CRITIC BUT TO DEFEAT ME U'L AV TO BE CRITICAL
yOUR LINES AV TO BE RIGID BETTER COME AT ME MAKE IT PHYSICAL
I GAT TOO MANY FLOWS I THINK ITS HYPER EMIA
FURK BEAT I WANNA RHYME ON YOUR TACHY ARDIA
U MIGHT HAVE A RENEWD LYRICS MINE'S A CONDEMNED SINNER
AND THE CHAPEL CAN BEAR ME WITNESS your NOT A WINNER






hit me back

ok am checked in lets go!

sofa-dj:
4  a start go,
U SCREMIN ALL OVER SEACHING 4 A WORTHY PERSON
SO HERE I AM I'VE COME TO TEACH U A DIRTY LESSON
DNT WANNA BE A CRITIC BUT TO DEFEAT ME U'L AV TO BE CRITICAL
yOUR LINES AV TO BE RIGID BETTER COME AT ME MAKE IT PHYSICAL
I GAT TOO MANY FLOWS I THINK ITS HYPER EMIA
FURK BEAT I WANNA RHYME ON YOUR TACHY ARDIA
U MIGHT HAVE A RENEWD LYRICS MINE'S A CONDEMNED SINNER
AND THE CHAPEL CAN BEAR ME WITNESS your NOT A WINNER






hit me back

think i've seen a better competition now lets battle proper.

that shiit too long no body go fuuckin read it

newest drop on flo for rank, shiit like i need em
no need to flo
cuz me no need Rank/
me gat my money
biitches,Weeed-N-scank/
come blow up in ya face likka speedin-tank/
no fake flo,
me no be kiddin-shank/
fake song wit akon
n steal beats off jakwon/
i gat all d bread,
raw-n-bakedones/
n my punch so bad
that it brakebones/
time's money so my wrist be-shining/
ten gees bretlin with studs de-signing/
don't want to free
n am not dumb/
caught up with hiphop
n i need no freedom/
Baudex d king,i rule this mcs dumb/
yeah i rule this rap,n hiphops kingdom/
just started n am already done/
like tyson,16 bars
n punches,so get gone/
festac,lagos,
block 18 flat 4,thats my home
{COME GET ME}U wish

no need to flo
cuz me no need Rank/
me gat my money
biitches,Weeed-N-scank/
come blow up in ya face likka speedin-tank/
no fake flo,
me no be kiddin-shank/
fake song wit akon
n steal beats off jakwon/
i gat all d bread,
raw-n-bakedones/
n my punch so bad
that it brakebones/
time's money so my wrist be-shining/
ten gees bretlin with studs de-signing/
don't want to free
n am not dumb/
caught up with hiphop
n i need no freedom/
Baudex d king,i rule this mcs dumb/
yeah i rule this rap,n hiphops kingdom/
just started n am already done/
like tyson,16 bars
n punches,so get gone/
festac,lagos,
block 18 flat 4,thats my home
{COME GET ME}U wish

Google me up,image battles, news, and all typpa shiit,search me up on naira land m not da type to Bleep with, lets go , battle any time,i'll bookmark this thread,lets heat this biitch up

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