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BINTI_LAYE101: IT SIMPLY MEANS POOP, LOOK IT UP IN UR DICO, BUT TO A LAYMAN IT MEANS CHEAT, IGBE(IN YORUBA).

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cloaked: A girl dreamt that she died and
came back to earth as a Chicken.
She then became pregnant and
tried to lay eggs as a chicken. she
pushed and pushed, then she laid
the 1st egg. Shortly afterwards,
she laid the 2nd egg.she was
pushing hard to lay the 3rd egg
when her room mate screamed
"Araba" wake up, You Dey Shit 4
Bed.....LWKMD4H!

whats poo

Yinx2006: Pls is it true dat u are going to present oau post utme result at d screening center if admitted.

why not

Adextobiloba: and even those that didnt write the post ume, were also given admission, is dat wat u meant by if they didnt do very well............ it is very funny to me......
check dis out
even those that i saw their names of that merit list, didnt write the exam coz i cant find their names on the schedules list, am talking about mass communication,
if you are doubting me check through the schedule list again from these PDF files and look for these names if you wuld see them

1.OAMEN MERCY OTOHAN!!!
2.OLUWAFEMI ESTHER
3. OLOOTO BABATUNDE ISHOLA etc

stop stressing your mind with whats what...

Are u new about whats going on in all the higher institution in nigeria?

There must be faul play in the admission.

Just relax and pray ur name comes out in the next list.

Principle90: Oh ye 25 above rejoice bcs speculation is coming 4rm d schl dat 5% of dos dat sat 4 d exam had 30 n above n fink wit dis d cut-off mark should c less than 30. But i do say 1 tin n i belif in it so much dat der is nothin prayer can't do pls let us pray fervently. God wil help us all.

amen o

are u sure its only 5% that score above 30? Thats suprizing.

bajegbo: I am begin to hate this laspotech.

e don reach like that.

smoglass12: u guys should not say wat u dont no

so what the 'F' if he says wat he wants to say? Afterall thats how Oxford form knw vocabs. So swallow th joke nd laugh while waiting 4 th cut off mark nd list.

Philipsdael: why are you so acatapolisticated..
Uhhh........mtwww!
Dont find the meaning in dictionary cos i dont even knw the word.....

hahaha...lmao are u related to that edo state senator?

More touching stories pls.. At least it keep this thread bubling while waiting for the list of our names.

Donkorrey: 2 which station ?

lol

Ghydyon: D hour has come

4 wat ni?

Adextobiloba: pls sincere answer wuld be very much appreciated
Obafemi awolowo university OFFERED ME PROVISIONAL ADMISSION AND IT WAS EVEN BROUGHT TO MY HOUSE AND I NEVER WRITE POST UME IN OBAFEMI AWOLOWO UNIVERSITY AND IWAS SUPRISED HOW THEY KNEW MY RESIDENT AND EVEN KNOW MY FULL NAMES.
So i want to ask if this is real or i shuld ignore the PROVISIONAL ADMISSION, COZ IT HAD MY NAME WRITTEN ON IT BODLY ALL OF MY THREE NAMES, AM JUST CONFUSED HAS THEY GOT MY NAMES............... PLS HELP ME OOOOOOOOOOOO
or is there anyone in the house that have gotten such letters?
this are some of the things on the PROVISIONAL ADMISSION FOR UNDERGRADUATE PROGRAMME
it stated with
INTRODUCTION AND FOLLOWED BY
PROVISIONAL ADMISSION \
REGULARIZED OF OFFER
TUITION FEES OF 152,000 NAIRA TO BE PAID TO FIRST BANK 2013854487
ACCOMODATION OF 26,000 NAIRA TO BE PAID TO FIRST BANK 2014371839
EXEMPTION FROM HOSTEL 13,000 NAIRA TO BE PAID TO FIRST BANK 2014271839

AND IT WAS WRITTEN THAT RESUMPTION DATE IS 29TH OF OCTOBER 2012

PLS HOW SURE IS THIS SUNONE IN THE HOUSE SHULD HELP ME OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AND I NEVER CHOOSE OAU OR WRITE THEIR POST UME

4 me, i tink the is a SCAM OF THE FIRST ORDER! Dnt even stress urself to the bank to confirm who are the true owners of the acct numbers cos the picture is clear. If u are admited it wil be updated in jamb site.

samuelee1: Be realistic bro, what other requirements do they need? A score of 40+ being favoured over 50+, both being indegenes for that matter....lets call a spade a spade. Saying the truth won't stop you from being admitted if you'll be admitted. God is able, and he's above all.

am sure thts the reason y they didnt fix any cut off mark. Imagin a person who score 41 2nd choice non indgn getin admission in economics(a highly comptitv course. while 55 indgn. Stil hopin for same course... Rubish! Go to unilag or oau many other uni, if u beat th cut off mark 4 ur course. Jiz! Heaven knows your name will be out on the list. No doubt, the reason they didnt bring out any cut of mark is coz the schl glorify runz to the fullest. I imagn th kinda graduatz thy wil produce.

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Can sum1 pls tel me how thy did ths their markin oo.. am not sure thy include our jamb score. Cos wit my 32 am stil not happy o..

Vickyt: I have actually seen second choice admitted. The guy scored 40+ to be precise and he was given economics.


Wonder the kind of graduate this school will be producing to the Nigeria labour market. What a school!

If ur status has not been changed keep on hoping. But think on this.

What if u enrol for a pre-degree in a federal school and finally gain admission next year with your seriousness, hard work and prayers. Don‘t see trying another option has backwardness but a good shot at a greater opportunity cos the one hundred thousand plus u will spend in uniosun in a year will give u 2 to 3 years of tuition fee payment in a federal school.

Don‘t think u are getting too old. If Jesus christ doesn‘t come u will definitely gain admission someday cos the gate of a university is wide open.

Just my personal opinion please. No string attached. Note: we are in the same struggle. Peace!

i no knw say u wise like this o.. Nice said bro! In OAU, Ur tuision fee Frm ur year1 to ur year4 is not up to 40k, imagin! 1year in uniosun 75k+ imagin! Just read wat vikyt said nd tink abt it very wel.

Adextobiloba: hmmmmm dats gud 2 hear. Cac itire 1 at itire road lagos.

itire in lag? Add me up on 2go( bferdinand) for a better discription.

Adextobiloba: God na ur hand i dey ooo wit mai 27 score, God let me be amng d chosen one oooo no matter d multitude. Amen! Amen!! Amen!!! IJN

amen

the admission list wil not be ready until our names are in it.

So relax ya mind.

Adextobiloba: wat course? Mass comm abi? Na u be first person i hear wey score abv 30. Wat ur seat numba?

yeap mass comm z th course.. We didnt seat acording to our numbers(evrybody seat anywere u like kind of thng) so i cant recall my number.

If few pipz score above 30 tht means thy wil bring th cut off mark down below 30.

Lordave: like 'Akpako master' by Terry G

lol

GUYS.... AV TRIED ND TRIED. STILL SAME. DONT WORRY UR MIND I TINK THEY ARE STILL UPLOADIN THE RESULTS. BY THIS EVENIN OR 2MORO I TINK IT WILL BE OUT.

nicegelly: 25880797jf pls can som1 help •̸Ϟ ̷̷̴̐͠€ chek mine? Thank u

BRO ITS SHOWING NO RECORD FOUND.... CHECK UR REG NO AGAIN IF ITS CORRECT.

TRUELY THE RESULT IS OUT.... I JEZ CHECKD MINE.. MY OVERALL SCORE 32. WATS NEXT

Dubemkelly: If the NASU strike had been really called off,den d release of d merit list is jux nearby i.e u can only access via pasted copies on campus not d school's portal nd also via JAMB site. Then as rgrds d time frame,u gonna wait tire,it takes longer time 2 release da supp list not 2 talk of d V C's list,u gonna b xpecting d supp list in Dec while d merit list early next month if dey were 2 go by der usual process...O.A.U is a place where u learn PATIENCE

thats truely what a prof told me yestday in the dept of psychology. that we should be expectin merit list
middle or end of september.

zezeny: Omo person get leg o, dis guy u too get leg plus mouth. Aghhhhhh!!!! V.C. U dey see OMOLE be dat o, u enter senate building one time. Baba I hail o. Lol

lol lmao roflmao! Laugh wan kill person o....

Were do u exibit ur talent?

I will like to watch u play.

Adextobiloba: i teach music. And play instrument

realy! Thts fablous...

Do u play music?

smoglass12: hi guys, 1week is not enough for my school(laspotech) to mark the post ume.....Do you how much students that did the exam, they are just too much....When i did mine last year it took them 2weeks to 3 weeks for them to release the results talk-less of the admission lists.....so guys just be peaceful, i assure you it will be out soon...

ok o.. We are waiting. Tnx anyway.

We(applicants) are not that mush...

Highest 1week is enough to mark and release the result.

Hope they are not playing ojoro with our result oh.

Music is food for the soul