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PoliticsRe: I Did My Dobale This Morning As A Yoruba Man For Democracy Day — Tinubu by BeardedMeat(m): 6:35am On Jun 13, 2024
LegendHero:
At the banquet dinner tonight, President Tinubu spoke about the stumble that happened this morning.

He said “ I did my Dobale this morning as a Yoruba boy for Democracy Day”.

Baba is even joking with it. Below is his exact statement.

“Early this morning, I had a swagger and it’s on the social media. They are confused whether I was doing Buga or doing Babaringa. But it is the day to celebrate democracy while doing dobale (prostrating) for the day as a traditional Yoruba boy, I did my dobale.”



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a5Gh7dTHJg&pp=ygUNVGludWJ1IGRvYmFsdw%3D%3D
A mumu attempt at humor. I hope his handlers apply aboniki on him. He's been falling way back it didn't start now.
PoliticsRe: Presidency Releases Video Of Tinubu Strolling To Office by BeardedMeat(m): 11:44pm On May 09, 2024
Forumites:
Who noticed Tinubu right leg while walking?
I did grin

PoliticsRe: Presidency Releases Video Of Tinubu Strolling To Office by BeardedMeat(m): 11:43pm On May 09, 2024
Who noticed the zombiec movement?.

PoliticsRe: NL Politics Section Is Getting Boring Lately by BeardedMeat(m): 11:30pm On May 09, 2024
helinues:
Same arguments, same back and forth issues, not even the solutions to the numerous problems facing the country, na only gbas gbos left and right and yet we dey complain of hardship when we decided not to do anything to it.

From hence point, I will stop responding to the petty discussion on the forum, started like a week though but want to get more serious about it .

Solutions talk to the issue affecting the country or nothing
Like you finally got employment, congratulations.
PoliticsRe: ‘Even The Prophets Went To Prison’ – Sirika Comforts Himself In Court by BeardedMeat(m): 11:19pm On May 09, 2024
fawaz050:
Not granting him respite. But then you forgot Joseph out of your bigotry against Islam.
Joseph was not a prophet.
PoliticsRe: New Name For Tinubu Supporters "Bateria" Trends On Twitter by BeardedMeat(m): 9:39pm On May 08, 2024
Eunoiaa:
I swear, this is the funniest name yet of all the names we've been calling Tinubu supporters. 🤣🤣


I really want to know what that guy was on when he came up with it. And this one below too. 😂


Man has been on a roll since yesterday.
LoL 😅

Copy cat!

PoliticsRe: New Name For Tinubu Supporters "Bateria" Trends On Twitter by BeardedMeat(m): 9:39pm On May 08, 2024
PressMyButton:
"Bitter Obi", that name pain headless mob, even Charly boy cried on Twitter.
Obidients have really given you batshits terrible nightmares in this political dispensation.

No doubt presidency now think it over before they cough because this opposition ehn... Fire for 🔥🔥🔥

You all thought it was during Gej time that you were masturbating and regurgitating and farthing all over the place.
PoliticsRe: JUST IN: Tinubu's Minister Poisoned In Abuja, Battling For Life by BeardedMeat(m): 9:51pm On May 06, 2024
Family members couldn't raise money to take her to a private hospital? How?

Someone should open a GoFundMe account for her quickly to avoid stories that tosh please.
CrimeRe: How I Killed My Cousin, Friend, 3 Others For Rituals - Fruit Seller Confesses by BeardedMeat(op): 9:15pm On May 06, 2024
I didn't know Ondo people were involved in this industry too. Lord have mercy.
CrimeHow I Killed My Cousin, Friend, 3 Others For Rituals - Fruit Seller Confesses by BeardedMeat(op): 9:12pm On May 06, 2024
A 39-year-old fruit seller, Dolapo Babalola, has narrated to the police that he used to kill some of his victims whenever they recognised him by dragging their motorcycles with them and cutting parts of their bodies for ritual purposes.

Babalola was arrested and paraded alongside his herbalists, accomplices, and other 16 criminal suspects at the state police headquarters in Akure, the state capital.

Babalola who said he killed his intimate friend and snatched his motorcycle at Oke-Igbo, in the Ile-Oluji/Okeigbo local government area of the state, also confessed to have killed five persons including his cousin.

Narrating how he used to kill his victims, the suspect said, “Whenever they recognise me, I will drag and kill them and their motorcycles with a stick and cut parts of their bodies for rituals.”

While disclosing that he had been in the trade since 2021, Babalola revealed that they carry out their operations within the town and neighbouring states.

According to him, ”I have killed five people including my cousin and my friend, and snatched their motorcycles. I killed Opeyemi who is my friend, and sold the motorcycle to a man in Ibadan called Taoheed. I do not sell human parts, but I took part of one of my victims’ bodies to an herbalist in Ondo who promised to give me an Ifa Oracle.

“At the point where we snatched motorcycles, anyone who struggled with me in the process got hit on the head with a fat stone and a stick.”

Another suspect, Quadri Lawal and his cohorts confessed that he cut off one of his victim’s heads into two, one part for his colleague, and kept the other for ritual purposes.

The 35-year-old man while recounting the events, said, “While hunting in the bush, I stumbled upon the lifeless body of a woman, which I then informed Oluawo about.”

He continued, “Oluawo requested that I extract certain body parts, which I complied with by cutting off a portion of the human head. One part was kept in my residence, while the other was handed over to Oluawo as requested.”

Lawal further said they used and turned the head into black soap for people, for different purposes mainly for money making.

He said, “We used to cut human parts on demand by some people ‘big men’ and we use them for black soap making. “

Parading the suspects, the Ondo State Commissioner of Police, Abayomi Oladapo, disclosed that other arrested criminal suspects were those involved in the kidnapping at Ofosu in Idanre, those who killed one Evangelist Opeyemi Oyelakin and two herbalists who cut human parts for money ritual purposes.
He said, “Sequel to the arrest of one Babalola Dolapo Daniel who led police detectives to a shallow grave at Oke-Igbo where the corpse of Opeyemi Oyelakin, a commercial motorcyclist was exhumed, other suspects have been arrested in connection with the case.

”Further investigation revealed that the suspect had killed four persons in various locations and stole their motorcycles.

“In April 2023, he killed a motorcyclist in Kabba, Kogi State and Ife, along Ilesha Road in Osun State, removed some parts from the corpse for rituals.

“In June 2023, he killed another motorcyclist at Ondo town and dumped the corpse in a farm at Oboto bush along Bolorunduro road, Ondo town while in October 2023, the suspect and one Sikiru Mutiu aka S.K. deceived his childhood friend by name, Joel Olagoke to take them with his motorcycle to a location where he was killed, his body dismembered and handed to herbalists; Mujeeb Lawal and Shina Ojo who are both in police custody, for rituals.


“The duo of Abiola Olatunji Toheeb and Ayegbajeje Micheal who are receivers of stolen items and one Oyediran Waheed Olaitan who helps in the production of fake documents to aid the selling of the stolen motorcycles have been arrested.

“Seven motorcycles have been retrieved from the receivers while one suspect is still at large,” he said.

In the same vein, the Commissioner of Police said the Command has also arrested a suspected assassin who affirmed to have killed over 500 people, and that he was paid to kill the owner of a pure water factory.
https://punchheadlines.com/2024/05/06/how-i-killed-my-cousin-friend-3-others-for-rituals-fruit-seller/

PoliticsRe: Adeleke Interfaces With Sanwo-Olu Over Alleged Deportation Of Osun Indegenes by BeardedMeat(m): 2:28pm On May 06, 2024
santaclaws:
If the same happened to Igbos tomorrow, hope you can remember it was done to Yorubas as well and not scream "marginalization" or "tribalism".

Hope your mockery of the Yorubas will remind you that Igbos aren't singled out for attacks like all of you think. Hope you will remember that they demolish Yoruba houses in Lagos too...

All the best.
Did you not say yorubah is one?
C'mon! Make it make sense.
PoliticsRe: Adeleke Interfaces With Sanwo-Olu Over Alleged Deportation Of Osun Indegenes by BeardedMeat(m): 2:27pm On May 06, 2024
This one na Ronu promax. grin
FoodRe: Nigerian Baker’s Penis-like Cake Goes Viral by BeardedMeat(m): 1:37pm On May 06, 2024
Onyiiobi7735:
Lol! I knew it must be a woman who would engage in such an act.
Actually, the Cult of Asherah/ Ashtaroth the Queen of Heaven never died out,as many historians point out.
It still exists subtly in diverse guises around the world.
In some Asian countries, huge models of a penis in different sizes, colours are carried publicly in festive celebration.
In Japan, the Shinto Kanamari Matsuri( Festival of the Steel Phallus(Penis)) is a festival held in veneration of the penis, annually at the Kanayama Shrine at each Spring .
The festival is centred on the Kanayama Shrine where the god Kanayama Hiko and the goddess Kanayama Hime are venerated.
They are both gods of blacksmithing, metalwork, fertility and are prayed to, for easy childbirth, marital harmony and protection from STDs.
The festival is held on the first Sunday of every week April.
Now this tallies with the Ancient Canaanite worship of Baal and Ashtaroth who were worshipped as fertility gods and warrior gods.
Baal( Beelzebub) is the male counterpart of Ashtaroth and their names appeared so many times in the Bible,down to the New Testament even.
Penis Veneration is spreading more and more around the world in modern times and its flames are hottest in advanced countries like Japan,US .
Ashtaroth and Baal still exert so powerful an influence on human societies till date.
Nothing is changed, except for their adaptation to operate in line with modern civilization.
Models of penis are invariably made by women, just like in ancient times, including images of Baal with a huge monstrous penis and Ashtaroth with multiple breasts.
When you see a porn actor with a very massive penis, you see the image of Baal with his massive penis.
When you see a porn actress with big butts,big pendulous breasts, you see Ashtaroth with her massive breasts.
I don't see any crimes committed here.
Let people worship what works for them.
FoodRe: Nigerian Baker’s Penis-like Cake Goes Viral by BeardedMeat(m): 1:36pm On May 06, 2024
Saviourk:
This lady go too like dick oo. But what's her motive?
Motive?
That's what the customer ordered for.
PoliticsRe: A Coastal Highway Of Misplaced Priority & Abuse Of Due Process - Premium Times by BeardedMeat(m): 1:22pm On May 06, 2024
Topman7:
I honestly wish there was a way we could mark down all the people opposed to this project, and BAN THEM FROM USING THAT ROAD once it's completed.

They're so annoying!
Senseless talk. Is it your money alone that's been frittered away on the white elephant project?
NL has truly gone to the dogs.
PoliticsRe: A Coastal Highway Of Misplaced Priority & Abuse Of Due Process - Premium Times by BeardedMeat(m): 10:59am On May 06, 2024
benuejosh:
South South people are so happy because of the coastal road that will be constructed and they have not hidden it, South West people are happy because the road will be constructed. The Northerners are not worried about it and have not said anything. But you see South East, they are very bitter because of that road. Why?
Do you know the meaning of misplaced priority? I doubt you even read the post.
Myopic lots!
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Fred Ajudua In Abuja Over Forgery, Land Fraud by BeardedMeat(m): 6:24pm On May 04, 2024
akezn:
She is no longer a lawmaker but a commissioner under the present governor.
Princess Microfinance Bank then.
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Fred Ajudua In Abuja Over Forgery, Land Fraud by BeardedMeat(m): 6:23pm On May 04, 2024
akezn:
Yeah, his son is Davido's lawyer, one dark guy that is always following Davido around. Davido has come to my village a couple of times courtesy of Bobo.

The old man is just terrorizing everyone in my village. Collecting and selling people's land and claiming to be the person charge of all lands in my community.
I listened to that many of his audio leaks including the one about having some AK47.
But Ibusa people loved him to death due to his philanthropic gestures. He single handedly tarred all the roads in his town then.

But for him to still dey do this shiit? Dude will die doing fraud!
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is Now Effectively A Failed State – Donald Duke. by BeardedMeat(m): 8:34pm On May 03, 2024
raumdeuter:
What date exactly did it become a failed state
The day you stole his picture and made it Thinubus childhood pictures.
BusinessRe: OPay Warns Customers Against Cryptocurrency And Virtual Currency Trading by BeardedMeat(m): 8:24pm On May 03, 2024
OkayDaddy:
You are the one who is an illiterate and ignorant about the law.

The CBN enabling Act empowers the CBN to determine the legal tender. Since the CBN has said crypto is illegal, let them catch you trading it. You will suffer more than Nnamdi Kanu.
One would have thought you would have helped him with the relevant portion of the CBN acts but no, you just want to chew cud.
FoodRe: Young Lady In Trouble After Ordering Azul Of 1.3 Million Thinking It Is 1300 by BeardedMeat(m): 6:18pm On May 03, 2024
Dogalmighty17:
Wetin be azul?
Na perfume.
RomanceRe: I Just Discovered Something by BeardedMeat(m): 6:06pm On May 03, 2024
Faber:
Leave op make him dey misyarn. Almost all the regulatory agencies are headed by folks from other tribes. Na so dem dey collect bribes from Igbo manufacturers, and then allow them to be faking products. They will later tell you that Igbos love money, but na dem dey collect bribes from Igbos and extorting them who come like money pass
He knows the truth.
PoliticsRe: APM Terminals Confirm Plans To Invest $500 Million In Port Upgrade by BeardedMeat(m): 4:03pm On May 03, 2024
Nice one if true.
RomanceRe: I Just Discovered Something by BeardedMeat(m): 3:19pm On May 03, 2024
iLegendd:
Igbo people are just too smart. Startup money and constant electricity is just their problem. Also, I think the govt. is intentionally not giving them the enabling environment to avoid creating monsters they can't tame.

For me, I'll always like Igbos, but my problem with them is, since they know they're smart, they use that wisdom to cut corners and hence, venture into large scale piracy of things people consume and this is a health challenge and lowers our lifespan.

If it was just shoe, clothes and other things we don't consume with our mouth they pirate, I won't be that bothered.
What are the regulatory agencies doing then? Not supporting those involved in shady business though, but the problem is hydra-headed.
RomanceRe: My Daughter's Name Was Suggested By My Wife's Ex by BeardedMeat(m): 10:15am On May 03, 2024
Tell us your daughter's name first and foremost. grin
CelebritiesRe: Davido's Fans Visit Wizkid's Childhood Home In Surulere, Lagos (Video) by BeardedMeat(m): 9:51am On May 03, 2024
muyico:
Some nigerian ehn? Truly lazy nigerian youths
I tell ya. Before you know it now, there's a shoot out and scores will start counting.
RomanceRe: I Just Discovered Something by BeardedMeat(m): 8:36am On May 03, 2024
iLegendd:
It's not only Igbos that do this, but they're first class in fake consumables, drugs, etc. and they're so fearless about it. I hate their desperation, but love their confidence.
Without conceding that you are right, a sensible government will harness these potentials and turn it into a positive one. But you already know they won't do it less the ingenious Igbos become greater than they already were.

I was a kid when I started hearing of people referring to any items they deem low quality "Igbo made", not minding whoever fabricated the item. Now above my 40s, I'd have thought they would be shoe industries everywhere making real leather shoes owned by Igbos while the raw materials are supplied by Fulani herdsman. But that's never gonna be because the people have allowed the politicians to divide them along religious and tribal lines and became two parallel lines that can never meet.


But FYI, if not for the numerous substandard goods that come in from china and, majority of Nigerians wouldn't even be civilized because we don't produce any in commercial quantity whether fake or real and have limited buying power for high standard goods.
CrimeRe: Lagos Police Identify Officer Who Shot Man Dead During Fuel Queue Tumult by BeardedMeat(m): 8:14am On May 03, 2024
Mayng01:
Power flexing, muscle flexing, I am untouchable. Hope him eye don clear now
Do you think the killer will be punished?

Imagine shooting directly at an unarmed civilian and killing him in the process. If the crowd was threatening to mob him for not following the process, a shot in the air could have dispersed everyone within the twinkle of an eye and he'd have the petrol he came for unmolested.

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