₦airaland Forum

Henrydata:
. I don't laugh tire for this your comment.

So owning Nairaland is not a job again?

Maybe Seun should open a spaza shop
As our S/A bros call it

demstone:
the way u guys use insecurity as ur number 1 punch line

one would think Obi is a RETIRED GENERALl..

But this is exactly what u get when u choose to copy & paste a PMB strategy

without thinking,,

OBIDIENTS TRULY LACK STRATEGY ND CREATIVE THINKING

You think am an Obidient because I criticised How the current Govt handle security? Well I have never been and I won't.
Nonetheless,I won't see black and call it white.
What has APC's strategic and creative thinking achieved?
Kaduna kidnapped worshipper still in captivity after 75 days!
Oyo teachers and pupil still in captivity close to a month now!! The list goes on and on. Strategic and creative thinking indeed
Second term is the priority to APC led government not security
Let the Govt you support use your so called creative thinking to solve the security malaise all around the country.

benitwater:
Small yansh dey shake, you cant stop Asiwaju,
2027 is certain for PBAT,plus you minus you.
You don't even worth working with PBAT.

I remember my S/S brothers spoke and threatened more than this before 2015 election..before they were shown wonders at the poll ..
Same metric ( security) used to nail Goodluck Jonathan is being used against PBAT but instead of rolling up his sleeve,and secure every nook and cranny of Nigeria,
He is busy looking for ways the court will disqualify ADC and NDC from contesting
Security of lives will trash off any economic benefits this administration may have amassed

Gotocourt:
Why city more than highway

City yov drive at limited speed which tend to use more than at the highway where vehicle move at 120km/hr or more

Bluna:
I've heard a lot about this young guy. The international press even tagged him "Nigerian Neymar". I hope he's as good as the hype

Bro it's not hype, Brighton won't break their bank if he isn't a wonder..Even Caicedo wasn't brought in for 28m quid..
I love coach Chelle's approach to the S/E with the use of newly discovered and active players some unknown for these friendly matches..
I heard Iwobi and Chukwueze don pack bag run go Portugal for the upcoming friendly against Portugal
Boy ain't smiling..
Na Another replacement for that Osimhen I want.

He will play penalty and never miss for Galatasaray when he reach Super Eagles ,he will form injury or bury his head in the sand

Bluna:
I've heard a lot about this young guy. The international press even tagged him "Nigerian Neymar". I hope he's as good as the hype

Bro it's not hype, Brighton won't break their bank if he isn't a wonder..Even Caicedo wasn't brought in for 28m quid

KoffiNana123:
For the first time in Spain’s football history, the national team will head to the FIFA World Cup without a single Real Madrid player in the squad.

Yes, you read that correctly. The biggest club in Spain, and arguably the biggest club in world football, has zero representatives in the Spanish national team.

Many football fans are already asking serious questions.

How can a country leave out players from Real Madrid and still claim to have selected the best 26 players available?

Are Spain's selectors rewarding form, or is there a hidden preference toward certain clubs?

What do you think?

Well this season that just ended ,Madrid players are just full of piss and shit ..
Say no mone

INTEGRITYA1:
He have seen the handwritten so clearly.

Don’t outshine your Master.

Fayose warned him, he ignored all the warning.

"You will first see sign before you see wonders"

"And if you ignore the signs,you can't ignore the wonders that will follow, and that wonders shall never end"
Fear Naija politics

Sphinx419:
You did absolutely well Chief priest... next time trust the womelders not elders ... Dem realli do baba strong thing... this one hit him vocalcord

Elders don guy Guyman
Dem don run Guyman street

robosky02:
https://dailypost.ng/2026/05/16/iheanacho-helps-celtic-win-scottish-premiership-title/

Damn! Heart fc painfully lost the title to Celtic on the last day..
It knew Celtic won't lose at home on the last day of the season.
Congratulations to all at Celtic fc but I secretly wished Hearts fc had won it for her effort all season long

Richsteemit:
Everybody warn me, nairalanders warn. I was foolishly in love. all my sense don block. Until I check her phone. I swear I no fit cry. if you put Gun on my head I will never check any girl phone again in my life.. chaiiiii, im on a big trauma

This is now the beginning of my wickeness!!!!.


Thanks nairlanders for your advice, I was so stupid not to listen to una advice. Have learnt the hard way.. but aaah!!!!.

Sorry bro..
You have learnt a new thing ... IMPORTANTLY you have learnt the hard way

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Odingo1:
Homosexual act offenders should have been rehabilitated in a rehabilitation centre instead of sending them to prison. A centre like psychiatric centre until they agree to change since their number in society is not much. Sending them to prison is just providing men in prison nyash to devour.

Yinmu..last last na homos go run d rehab centre
Cos who will still provide fund for the rehab centre ?
Na them

ogododo:
https://punchng.com/late-herbert-wigwe-linked-to-106-london-properties-report/

Dead men tell no tales- Jack Sparrow
Though I find this report hard to believe..
Am thinking the real Data Daddies of Naija have used his platform to hide their shit

ahmedio2017:
Thank u jawe, that has been the Iranian stand. Homus is open but not for the enemies

Trump threatened to blow up Iranian Power plants not long after Strait open but not to enemy nations
Who owns/ ferry oil through the largest Cooperations?
Iran's darkness would be have been worse than what HRM Okunkun Birimu Penkelemesi is giving us currently

NightCrawler1:
Why the guy beside AJ wore different pair of shoes

That's World heavy weight champion Usyk ....who will likely have endorsement with the likes of Nike,Puma etc
If Nike tells me to wear 2 left legs as we call it in Naija,I will surely comply as na their endorsement matter most

Gotocourt:
Tinubu kissed the Queens hand,

Fasting ticket don cut

Why why why?? You and vawulence na 5&6

See

BodyCount:
The biggest problem of Iran is that they're too nice and moral people.
Iran didn't just wake up one day and started chanting death to those terrorists, it's because of all the evil they've done to them overtime...

In this war, They always try to avoid casualties, especially of the civilians.
They will announce whenever they want to bomb, give the exact location and time. This is what their evil enemies never does. THOSE EVIL PIGS CLAIMING TO BE GOD'S CHOSEN usually just take them by surprises.
You can never see Russia doing that to Ukraine and vice versa.
You can't be fighting with evil pigs and be avoiding dirts and muds in the name of playing fair and by the rules. When they give you 1, you give them at least 3 in response.
You don't play a moral and fair game in this evil life, where cheaters and evil people are celebrated. What's most important is staying alive.

Iran is in the middle of war, and many times, their top leaders are mostly on the streets and open places. All these is unnecessary. You can't see those terrorists and enemies close by at any given time. Sataniyahu will always jet out of the country for his safety. All their military officers are mostly underground in a Bunker.
Iran really need to change their strategy.
Their leaders and generals don't need any publicity!!!
Let the enemies tell you that you're a coward or you're hiding like a sewer rat blablabla. It doesn't matter. That exactly what the enemies are doing. It's just a game...
STOP FIGHTING A MORAL WAR WITH EVIL PIGS!!!

Bros the English people say "all is fair in love and in WAR"
Whatever tactics you use to woo your spouse and also to kill your enemy- it's all valid cos your enemy will do worse if the opportunity presents itself
So all your epistle above doesn't cut it sir

AndroBlaze:
So their houseboys, maids and drivers won't snitch for $10million and FREE CITIZENSHIP shey ... I put it to you that every single worker or PA for a Nigerian politician/ leader will do it for only $1m and RELOCATION.....some only for RELOCATION sef, like the Ekweremadu family painfully found out

The houseboys and maids won't even see the memo as internet connectivity is extremely limited

Racoon:
This man was indeed "the madman" because of the many incredible stunts and spectacular records he has pulled while on the field of play especially in crucial football matches.

i dont know who takes the most risk btw El Loco and our own Andre Onana..
Both of them are sure to make ur blood pressure spike

DSS1335:
Respect to the legend Fela. Imagine he was alive when Tinubu was campaigning to be president, he would joined force with the likes of the respected thespian, Pa Adebanjo to resist him. He was a true Omooluabi in the order of Awo. Not the fake ones we are seeing romancing with all sorts of crooks politicians

Not true, Fela is a true Egba man to the core, won't attack a younger Fellow to him like Tinubu, or elders like Awolowo,akintola (even when they have their flaws) unless they are president like Shagari ...he would rather stir up the youth to do do d needful and take their destiny in their hands
He only attack his age bracket especially those in power, class mates and fellow Egbas like OBJ and MKO as they are all alumni of BBHS Abeokuta

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buttlover:
Ronaldinho dem time. Dinho skill is like a stage dancer in ball field

Ronaldinho will be dribbling and you watching at home will be dancing unknowingly

dre11:
Fuel price to drop nationwide as imported petrol price undercuts Dangote Refinery’s rate




https://dailypost.ng/2026/02/10/fuel-price-to-drop-nationwide-as-imported-petrol-price-undercuts-dangote-refinerys-rate/

Mumu man, you are still announcing.." it will drop"
Dangote doesn't announce in advance of price drop,he just drops it!!
Don't come back crying when Dangote drops price that will make you unable to repay your loans

Princemedico18:
Wahala


Be like



Wetin


Again?

Gaza stripe

Kingzjayzee:
Nigerian filmmaker Kunle Afolayan has stunned fans by announcing plans to divorce his wife to give himself the freedom to marry multiple women.

Speaking at a watch party for his latest film ‘Aníkúlápó: The Ghoul Awakens’, Afolayan explained that his decision is influenced by his upbringing in a polygamous household.

“I am in and out of court seeking a divorce. I don’t mind the toll. So I can marry many wives now,” he said in a video that has since gone viral.

CREDIT TO HIS FATHER'S LEGACY

Afolayan attributed his personal and professional success to the example set by his late father, who had ten wives.

“Without my father, there wouldn’t be a KAP Village or even Kunle Afolayan. I am the seventh child of my father because he had ten wives,” he said, urging men to consider marrying multiple women.

He added: “For the men, marry many women, or rather be involved with many women. You know why? If my father didn’t, he would not have born me, and that is the honest truth. But today, a few of us are lifting his legacy. Life is short, death is constant. Nobody has life forever. Everybody has a period. Use your period.”

His statements have since sparked heated discussions on social media, with many pointing out the stark contrast to his previous stance on polygamy.

CONTRADICTION TO EARLIER VIEWS

In a 2021 interview, Afolayan had openly rejected polygamy, citing the difficulties he witnessed growing up.

“I would not want to marry many wives because my father had 10 wives, and I knew what happened throughout that period. I knew that really distracted my father,” he said at the time.

He also highlighted the challenges his father faced managing a large family, which included 25 children. Language and cultural differences, he noted, made it difficult for the family to bond fully.

Despite this, Afolayan’s recent statements suggest a shift in perspective, crediting his father’s choices for his own achievements.

See below 👇


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81rNUoe3bg8?si=vMRKNYjX06v1pdrF



https://www.gistreel.com/kunle-afolayan-seeks-divorce-from-wife-to-marry-multiple-wives-cites-father-as-inspiration

Hmnnn, our elders have a saying---
The little piglet asked his mom, 'why do you have such a long snout?'
Mother pig responds ' son come back in a year then I will answer you'
One year later baby Pig now has a long nose/ snout

kolente:
I am still trying to wrap my head around what PBAT offers all these Governors that once they are indifferent on Decamping, Once they visit Aso Rock, they port without further delay.
.

PBAT core strength is his ability to subtly convince and make people see the benefit in their mutual cooperation..and he always stand by his agreement with allies..
Now with presidential powers with him,he will either convince/ coarse you with efcc,icpc etc ;
You must agree to terms by fire by force

muyico:
i no see nigeria cruel oils?

We won't take it!!!!
Where is our NNPC

U

Cutezt:
Send account number let me send you 30k (your salary equivalent) to buy a bag for me.

you money will sulmasult into the bush!!

geoworldedu:
He who laughs last laughs best. No 1 laughs last. Same as No 3. But number 2 cried last

That's why it's called Golden bronze.....
We win bronze,we celebrated...
But Morrocan players wept for winning silver 🥈...
Isn't bronze wonderful

Slippy:
Let him go abeg

Any team he coaches will still collect from Super Eagles.

Those boys stepped up (mindset and effort) after the WC Qualifiers failure. That's what made the difference in AFCON.

We need a tactician that can make good adjustments in a match. DR Congo and Morocco shouldn't have dominated us for long periods with the right subs.

When he coached Mali , the whip SE 2-0 in a friendly match..
Painful part of the game was that dem no gree SE players to touch ball all through

KobolanderSegun:
Me I am Laughing..... In 2026 men are still prioritizing Female Virginity as a yardstick for marriage ? In 2026 !!!

What about Female Intelligence, Female Wisdom, Female Comportment, Female Financial Literacy ? They are not even looking to see whether she can cook. But No she must be a Virgin.

I cannot speak for everyone but no wonder Africa is so backward when you place so much energy on a state God created but you will not look for attributes that come with self development.

You with a downgraded mind, you are only in competition with yourself ..we no see you oo

Savageman247:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZumFKzhND4Y?si=GV7kax090Nb-zAqk



Source; https://www.reportnaija.ng/2026/01/tiktok-creator-nick-francisa-arrested.html?m=1

The pictures narrate a tale of what you ordered on Tinder and what you got in return

FalseProphet1:
This people are funny, we scored a clear goal that was disallowed because there was no goal line technology. We play better and scored more goals and won, and they're claiming bad officiating?

I see FIFA and CAF ignoring them, I see nigeria winning AFCON

This I have seen.

Well they could be right as part of the bad officiating was the Bassey's goal that was not ruled off due to no goal line tech
The petition was just to try to counter CAF fine as am sure FAF would be fined by CAF the disruption after the match