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EducationRe: JAMB Prospective Candidates Seek Extension Of Registration Deadline-Vanguard by Beema01(m): 6:46pm On Mar 31, 2017
They really should. The situation is getting out of hand
EducationRe: Author Of 'Last Days At Forcados High School' To Sue JAMB, Publisher by Beema01(m): 10:36am On Mar 24, 2017
Chai! Which kind wahala be this one?
EducationRe: Total Scholarship Saga: Enough Is Enough! Twitter #savejvascholar by Beema01(m): 1:02pm On Mar 23, 2017
Finally somebody takes action!!!
Lets get this trending! Where the moderators at? Lets get this to frontpage please


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Seun
lalasticlacla
olawalebabs
fynestboi
richiez
PoliticsRe: Here's why Sen.Shehu Sani's Reasons For Northern Nigeria's Poverty Is BullS.hit by Beema01(m): 2:53pm On Feb 26, 2017
Word!
CelebritiesRe: The Simple Secrets To Mark Angel's And Emmanuela's Success(pics) by Beema01(m): 9:17am On Jan 31, 2017
This is FP material
cc: Fynestboi missyB3
LiteratureRe: . by Beema01(m): 5:36pm On Jan 20, 2017
This is a superb story. Some points here could actually serve to enlighten the public especially in the regions affected. Thumbs up Sentinel
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LiteratureRe: My Poetic View Of Christmas by Beema01(m): 3:44pm On Dec 22, 2016
Nice vibe. But is this a rap verse or poem
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EducationRe: Full List Of 955 Winners Of TOTAL E&P Undergraduate Scholarship by Beema01(m): 11:25am On Dec 06, 2016
Some OML people got paid yesterday. Someone said he contacted Mr. Friday about JV payment and i quote him verbatim
' I just called Mr Friday
He picked
He said they had issues with disbursement of the money
He stated clearly that he is not in charge of scholars' payment
But the problem has bn resolved
He said all arrears will be paid once. 2 yrs 3 yrs
Everything
But he doesn't know when.
But what he can assure me is that some batches will be paid before the end of this year.
That's all he said.'
PropertiesRe: How To Become A Professional Builder In Nigeria by Beema01(m): 5:53pm On Dec 05, 2016
This is a very informative thread that deserves to be on frontpage.

cc: lawyer
lalasticlacla.
EducationRe: Full List Of 955 Winners Of TOTAL E&P Undergraduate Scholarship by Beema01(m): 8:08pm On Nov 29, 2016
GrAnDwEeZ:
easy bro. I need money pass u. I didn't say it was cancelled. I said fg stopped d JV partnership. so no more JV. buh I think d oml guys shld b fine. n they're not telling us anything. hence my suggestion of going 2 there head office in Lagos. to know what's happening.
Please do
Jokes EtcRe: 10 Memes That Perfectly Depict Our Nigerian Mothers When They Are Impressed by Beema01(op): 6:32pm On Nov 28, 2016
Destined2win:
Why repeating the same picture when you can download a million pictures from the net?
I used the philosophy of memegenerator.net
Jokes EtcRe: 10 Memes That Perfectly Depict Our Nigerian Mothers When They Are Impressed by Beema01(op): 3:55pm On Nov 27, 2016
An extra one for the sunday

Jokes EtcRe: 10 Memes That Perfectly Depict Our Nigerian Mothers When They Are Impressed by Beema01(op): 4:55pm On Nov 26, 2016
10. Very good girl!

Jokes EtcRe: 10 Memes That Perfectly Depict Our Nigerian Mothers When They Are Impressed by Beema01(op): 4:54pm On Nov 26, 2016
9. Doctoer what are you talking about? My daughter is a virgin

Jokes EtcRe: 10 Memes That Perfectly Depict Our Nigerian Mothers When They Are Impressed by Beema01(op): 4:52pm On Nov 26, 2016
8. My prayers are finally working!

Jokes EtcRe: 10 Memes That Perfectly Depict Our Nigerian Mothers When They Are Impressed by Beema01(op): 4:51pm On Nov 26, 2016
samtee37:
Should I take a sit or run aouta thread
Do take a seat!
Jokes EtcRe: 10 Memes That Perfectly Depict Our Nigerian Mothers When They Are Impressed by Beema01(op): 4:50pm On Nov 26, 2016
7. Upon all the 5 hours of labour?

Jokes EtcRe: 10 Memes That Perfectly Depict Our Nigerian Mothers When They Are Impressed by Beema01(op): 4:49pm On Nov 26, 2016
6. That boy that is always carrying first, does he have two heads?

Jokes EtcRe: 10 Memes That Perfectly Depict Our Nigerian Mothers When They Are Impressed by Beema01(op): 4:47pm On Nov 26, 2016
5. You are your mother's daughter!

Jokes EtcRe: 10 Memes That Perfectly Depict Our Nigerian Mothers When They Are Impressed by Beema01(op): 4:46pm On Nov 26, 2016
4. Let them know we spend money on your education

Jokes EtcRe: 10 Memes That Perfectly Depict Our Nigerian Mothers When They Are Impressed by Beema01(op): 4:44pm On Nov 26, 2016
3. That's my son! i didn't give birth to you in vain

Jokes EtcRe: 10 Memes That Perfectly Depict Our Nigerian Mothers When They Are Impressed by Beema01(op): 4:42pm On Nov 26, 2016
2. Mummy where should i put the plate?

Jokes Etc10 Memes That Perfectly Depict Our Nigerian Mothers When They Are Impressed by Beema01(op): 4:41pm On Nov 26, 2016
I just cooked up some memes to spice up your weekend! Check them out !!!


1. Remember when this happened?

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Jokes EtcRe: Let's Play A Game Of Who Has The Funniest Meme Here!! by Beema01(m): 6:13pm On Nov 14, 2016
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LiteratureRe: The Etisalat Flash Fiction Contest Has Started. These Are My 7 Best Stories by Beema01(m): 9:14am On Nov 14, 2016
HelenaG:
Nice story. Would you like to trade votes with me? My link is https://prize.etisalat.com.ng/flash-fiction/voteall.php?id=2454

Let me know. Tanks
Sorry, i have already voted.
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LiteratureRe: The Etisalat Flash Fiction Contest Has Started. These Are My 7 Best Stories by Beema01(m): 5:39pm On Nov 09, 2016
TITLE: Thunder without Clouds

Gombe, 14th February 2015

Thunder rumbled in the distance as I started my morning jog but there were no clouds in sight. I noticed more people passing the narrow road beside the field than there usually were at such an hour. Soon after, cars sped past too and the thunder got louder but there were still no clouds in sight. On the opposite end of the field, there was smoke in the sky from afar off. Soon enough some trucks were visibly approaching with what appeared to be armed men marching alongside. I was agitated, panic struck and perplexed. Many overfilled cars were now moving past the field with some people running on foot and I resolved to join them. Somebody clutched my wrist; it was my friend, James. Amidst the tumult, the invaders seemed to be just a few metres away so we hid in an uncompleted building. The invaders passed by. Hours passed and when all seemed to be back to normal we came out of hiding. We passed some people along a gully but an approaching figure stood out. It was a young man, dirty looking and no older than I was, crossing the gully with a rifle in hand. That familiar feeling of trepidation crept over me. Some say their charms wear off after crossing a water body. He was trying to reload his rifle but it seemed to be faulty. The people noticed this and pounced on him. He was down in seconds, his rifle seized as blows and stones and sticks descended on him. His agonizing fate was meted out to him in as gruesome a manner as can be. Slowly his screams subsided as the mob took the roles of Judge and executioner over his life. The deed was done.

https://prize.etisalat.com.ng/flash-fiction/voteall.php?id=620exception

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