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Business › Re: How Do I Withdraw My Payoneer Balance by Beemahn(m): 11:06am On Apr 01, 2025

Ayoleeboy007:
Open a US account on grey.com or geegpay.com link the account to your Payoneer and withdraw, the rate is even better than Nigeria bank about 724/ $

In your experience, after initiating a withdrawal from Payoneer to Geegpay, how long does it take for the funds to reflect?

Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals 2020 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Beemahn(m): 10:45am On May 17, 2022

How do I contact wese90?

Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals 2020 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Beemahn(m): 8:16am On May 17, 2022

I buy PayPal and Payoneer funds at very competitive rates. Bring them.
Contact in siggy.

Phones › Re: Apple Unveils The 4.7-inch Iphone 6 With Retina HD Screen by Beemahn(m): 1:36am On Sep 11, 2014

sushieater: Nne Nne, you completely miss the point. It's not about Someone forcing me to buy it or not. I bet you're one of the people That thinks that buying that $139 million dollar house on front page today doesn't make all that sense. There's something we call "Criticism" which you have clearly forgotten about.

Spec wise, this phone is just meh. 8MP camera, Dual-core 1400Mhz processor, 1GB RAM, 1800mAh battery in 2014?? Those specifications are so 2012. I guess the Samsung Galaxy SIII is the new Apple IPhone 6.

Wanted to call you an Isheep but ...

Romance › Re: Do Guys Friendzone Girls? by Beemahn(op): 1:42pm On Aug 25, 2014

MrCork: ..correction...do u mean how many babes hav asked me out?..may i remind u that ama playa..pekam yuppie.

..anyways that boy is100% g@y..look at his face..look at his nose...look at his head shape...worse of all..he look skinny . G@y guys r always skinny!

hahaha...mehn u'r a joke...u nid to replace boi alinko on papa ajasco...me skinny? i laff in french. virqin callin himself a player...wat do u play wit? ur d.ck?

Romance › Re: Do Guys Friendzone Girls? by Beemahn(op): 12:25pm On Aug 25, 2014

mr "crock" u'r a child & d closest u'v eva qotten to a woman is suckin ur mama's boobs...player ni? qoalkeeper ko?

Romance › Re: Do Guys Friendzone Girls? by Beemahn(op): 9:39am On Aug 25, 2014

MrCork: ...betty,calm down...no nid for violence. ..ok then if u not g@y then our question to u is: how long hav u been gay?...

anyways,i will help u...women r all the same in the dark si y should selection matter?..i lie? .. .anyways..u e g@y. .be proud and u will help others(no offenses)

now u sound lk a demented retard who was premarturely forced out of d puny of a possesed & ravaqed villaqe lunatic *no offence*

Romance › Re: Do Guys Friendzone Girls? by Beemahn(op): 6:07pm On Aug 24, 2014

MrCork: ...so u don't like women?...u r g@y?

so if u'r straiqht, it means that u must like all kinds of qirls? u wont choose nor select d ones that suit ur taste? anythin with a puny is ok for u? dude, hw old are u

Romance › Re: Do Guys Friendzone Girls? by Beemahn(op): 2:50pm On Aug 24, 2014

Justeenaleo: Lilwayne's

kk, tanchyu

Romance › Re: Do Guys Friendzone Girls? by Beemahn(op): 2:50pm On Aug 24, 2014

itstpia1: Do you still have time to study?

i do my best

Pets › Re: Meet Mike, The Headless Chicken +pic by Beemahn(op): 12:12pm On Aug 24, 2014

shikshark: i trust naija folks.....the next thing after beheading na hot water, no second chance

hehe..tru talk

Romance › Re: Do Guys Friendzone Girls? by Beemahn(op): 12:10pm On Aug 24, 2014

itstpia1: I guess her red one was drying outside. . . . . . . .

haha..abi?

Romance › Re: Do Guys Friendzone Girls? by Beemahn(op): 12:09pm On Aug 24, 2014

Justeenaleo: Teeeeelllll me sometin

ah jez did...& errm...about ur siqnature, pls whose lines are doz

Romance › Re: Do Guys Friendzone Girls? by Beemahn(op): 12:02pm On Aug 24, 2014

MrCork: ....sounds like u not a fan of punnny....serrriously...so u r sayin u can't pay but will rather wait for 6 month before u gerrrrit? In 2014?...wha tha heck!!

bros abeq read my last sentence aqain

Romance › Re: Do Guys Friendzone Girls? by Beemahn(op): 11:40am On Aug 24, 2014

MrCork: ...ok..so u of of those guy that date babe ...get your first kiss afta 11 months .....and then get the kondo after like 2 years?... U a gentleman..right?....and u say that's not g@y? .. Right? ...can't u juss pay?

no, am dat kinda quy who asks a qirl out, 2days l8r she aqrees to date me. 9days later she asks for sex, 3months l8r anoda babe who's a veri close frnd of mine, sees me at a party chattin wit anoda babe, walks up to us, holds my arm & starts telin d babe how much she likes me & dat she doznt knw y i dont wanna ask her out (even thouqh she knows i have a gf). am also that kinda quy who after class, a babe beqs him to cum & knw her place off campus & wen we qet dere she turns her bak on me, takes of her black bra, puts on a purple one, den turns & asks me if d bra fits her...*dnt ask wuh hapnd nxt*
bottom line...i cant pay for puni, it presents itself 2me in difrent forms on a weekly basis

Romance › Re: Do Guys Friendzone Girls? by Beemahn(op): 11:23am On Aug 24, 2014

Misblah: Yesso dem dey do am die! Gat a friend TJ..really cute guy bt dis guy no wan jst luk my side..we hang out,talk,I even buy him dinner most tyms bt d highest he's done is "sweetie thanks much,u d bestest friend in d whole world!"..n am lyk dude c'mon! Mst I write love letter b4 u knw say I dey trip for u? Anyhw sha I don fashy am got my Tboy back

hahaha! dis qot me cracked up

Romance › Re: Do Guys Friendzone Girls? by Beemahn(op): 11:13am On Aug 24, 2014

MrCork: ..friendzo?... So u juss wanna make friend..u don't like punny?.....bro, no ooofense but u not g@y by any chance r u?

..juss askin!

am not qay but am kinda selective about d kinda punny i stick ma d**k in, i no be doq na. besides, i njoy punny mor wen i work to qet it. free food they purqe...sumtyms

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Pets › Meet Mike, The Headless Chicken +pic by Beemahn(op): 11:05am On Aug 24, 2014

Mike the Headless Chicken (April 1945 –
March 1947), also known as Miracle
Mike, [1] was a Wyandotte chicken that
lived for 18 months after his head had
been cut off. Although the story was
thought by many to be a hoax , the bird's
owner took him to the University of Utah
in Salt Lake City to establish the facts of
the story. [1]
Beheading
On September 10, 1945, farmer Lloyd
Olsen of Fruita , Colorado, United States ,
was eating supper with his mother-in-law
and was sent out to the yard by his wife
to bring back a chicken. Olsen chose a
five-and-a-half-month-old cockerel
named Mike. The axe missed the jugular
vein, leaving one ear and most of the
brain stem intact. [2][3]
Despite Olsen's failed attempt to behead
Mike, Mike was still able to balance on a
perch and walk clumsily; he even
attempted to preen and crow, although
he could do neither. When the bird did
not die, Mr. Olsen, who was surprised,
decided to continue to care permanently
for Mike, feeding him a mixture of milk
and water via an eyedropper; he was also
fed small grains of corn.
His crowing, though, consisted of a
gurgling sound made in his throat. Mike
also spent his time attempting to preen
and peck for food with his neck.
Death
In March 1947, at a motel in Phoenix on
a stopover while traveling back from tour,
Mike started choking in the middle of the
night. The Olsens had inadvertently left
their feeding and cleaning syringes at the
sideshow the day before, and so were
unable to save Mike. Olsen claimed that
he had sold the bird off, resulting in
stories of Mike still touring the country as
late as 1949. Other sources say that the
chicken's severed trachea could not
properly take in enough air to be able to
breathe, and it therefore choked to death
in the motel. [

Romance › Do Guys Friendzone Girls? by Beemahn(op): 10:46am On Aug 24, 2014

Whenever people talk about friendzoning, it's usualy one sided. it's always the girls friendzoning the guys, as if girls cannot be friendzonned. it's not like there aren't girls who either xpressly or subtly go after guys they like & putting such a guy in a position where he can either reciprocate whatever such a girl feels for him, use her as a side chick or friendzone her. Now for the guys, would u friendzone a babe that wants u? if yes, why? & for the ladies, have you ever been friendzonned? do u think you can be friendzonned

Romance › Re: Should A Woman Have A Side Guy In Case Of Disappointment By Her Main Man? by Beemahn(m): 1:14pm On Aug 23, 2014

lalasticlala: My cousin sister called me sometime ago, that she would wanna see me.

ur 'cousin sister'? Op we know this story is a product of ur imaqination but next time pls try and make it more believable... dis isnt' nollywood. my cousin sister ko? my sister's brother ni?

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Romance › Re: Should A Woman Have A Side Guy In Case Of Disappointment By Her Main Man? by Beemahn(m): 12:57pm On Aug 23, 2014*

daveP: PLS FOR GOD'S SAKE STOP PREACHING THIS BRIDE-PRICE OF A THING AS IF ITS THE CERTIFICATE TO DEFINITE KNOT-TYING!!!! Someone talked about this on d cohabiting thread and its just out of line, especially when we consider it as the ultimatum to securing a guy or a lady.

tel diz illoqical pple who are still operatin on a 19th century brain in a 21st century world

Romance › Re: Response 2 Rosemary! Why Do We Girls Think We Are Doing Guys A Favour With Sex? by Beemahn(m): 11:02pm On Aug 22, 2014

Blockus: How is sex attached to pride for women and not for men?!

When two people have sex, they just fhucked each other equally.. But somehow, you women over emphasize yours than guys. Why?!

Rosemary made a solid point, its sex. If your pride is attached to your pussiie, then please keep that pussiie on lock. But if your pride is attached to your brains and achievements in life, then you shouldnt feel that having sex with a guy is 'ruining your pride'.

#Just Saying.

well said

Romance › Re: The Kind Of Self Confidence That Attracts Women by Beemahn(m): 5:55pm On Aug 22, 2014

polymathic: 6. A little bit of sex

i am utterly disinclined to aquiesce to dat assertion. it shud be "a lot of sex"

Romance › Re: For The Ladies, Lines That Got You Blushing Or Speechless by Beemahn(m): 11:59am On Aug 22, 2014

Ewizard: D last girl I wooed..
"Hey! I've bin seein u around ma hood lately, I dnt knw u neither do u knw me.
D last 3 tymz I walked pass u I was so shy 2 say hi..
wen I got home I slapped myself several tyms,fix ma self up and vow neva to repeat dat mistake again so I get a mirror and practice 1 of dos Brad Pitt's killer move. But immediately I saw u naw I seem 2've lost all d confident again. I don't wanna go home slappin maself again my face are swellin up, lemme b shy enough to admit dat I like u, nt bcus ure btiful or bcus u gat more curves dan a race track. I jus lyk u naturally and nothing more. I pray I d'be confident enough to ask 4 ur name d next time I meet u"...
And wen I was leaving she turn around said 'Mary'..
I replied tnx but u wud ve save it 4 d nxt tym..
She smiled shakin her head..
And I knew I've won dat conversation.
So d nxt tym I saw her she started smilin seein me, I blocked her and said "hi miss mary" she replied hi mr.. ?? (I cudnt let her finish d "hey I dnt even knw ur name" line she was abt to come up wit).. I handed over my cellphone to her wit dis line I saw on d internet " dat phone I jus gave have a cute problem, can u help me fix it?? She asked wat was d problem and I said "it doesn't hav ur number on it"..
She hit me on my arm wit d "ure funny line" line. And wen she was done typing her digit I collected my phone and leave wit d "tnx, I may b convinced to tell u ma name d next tym I call"..
She was like "aww! Naw ure confident ryt?? While smiling... And I replied "I wud tek dat as a compliment" while leavin.

if dis ^^^ is tru den niqqa u'z d bomb boko has bin lookin for!

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