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Btw, it is not permitted for me to adopt a child

Adamskuty: u mumu ooh why u dey take the responsibility for nadia's unborn baby?

Kumar didn't take any responsibility oh

Adamskuty: thank God! He didn't take part in the enjoyment which leads to the pregnancy but he's adopting it? chaai! This is serious, kumaru where u dey?

Kumar is here!

cutierashy: y do u want 2 father anoda mans childs.its kumars baby can't u get it

Kumar's baby? Abeg oh

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]I'm also not ready 4 anotha one. [/quote]So, what are you gonna do?

Amefrica: Ok, let me consult the cabinet.

Why? To appoint me?

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]my God no1 wants this pikin[/quote]My parents aren't ready to be grandparents, and I'm not ready to be called "daddy"

Amefrica: Safe journey bro! You'll have to book an appointment before seeing me now.

Should I appoint you as the Minister for finance? Manage it bro.

Hmmm, make me your Vice-president

cutierashy: I'm gud

Good to know

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]sold to kumar![/quote] Did I buy it?

Amefrica: I don't even give 2 hoots anymore. I'm becoming their presido, the president's villa is gonna be more than secured.

Come with ur gang and get ur a'sses busted.

Let's see how that happens.

I'm on my way to Zimbabwe

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]Up for adoption

Please adopt it[/quote]Awww

Amefrica: Nadia!!!!!! Help me beg him ooo.. It aint intentional.

What was it? Outtentional?

Boy, I'm getting a gang to join me and we'll teach you a lesson

Amefrica: Benedict, help my wife out..

Why are you her husband if you can't open up your mouth for her to puke in, mister?

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]lol please man


Help a pregnant lady out![/quote]Can I get you a bucket?

Amefrica: Abeg nah!! I thought you weren't serious about it.. Now, I'm feeling guilty..

Keep talking while you still have your tongue, cos very soon it'll be history

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]nooooo lol man I have plenty money

Money is not a problem[/quote]So, what's the problem?

You're pregnant?

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]I wan puke!!


Kumar open ur mouth![/quote]*Runs away

Amefrica: I'm terribly sorry..

Apology rejected!!

Just wait till I get you!!

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]something that makes me happy[/quote]What's that? Money?

Amefrica: I'm now in Zimbabwe, I arrived here last night. My dad n mum gave me $10,000. I've changed it to ZIM$. Believe me, 2 rooms couldn't contain it.

As I'm typing now, there are 7 beautiful damsels massaging me. I'm getting a VVVVIP treatment.

They are swearing me in as their new president 2moro. Sorry bud, I can make you a minister tho.

What?! You did what?!

I'm taking the next flight to zimbabwe, hang on, and when I get you. . .

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]I'm not happy ..


Something's missing[/quote]What's missing?

Amefrica: Nice to hear. I'm sorry to have betrayed you

LOL! Betrayed? When? How?

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]I'm not okay nd u[/quote]I'm okay. What's wrong?

Amefrica: Me is good. You?

As good as you.

Amefrica: Hi buddy!

Bro, how's you?

cutierashy: gud pm

Evening. . How are you?

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]hi swt[/quote]How are you?

I greet all of you oh

[quote author=Nadia_SA1] wow uLaLe kahle nawe


Impressed[/quote]

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]haha nice goodnight kumar[/quote]Ngiyabonga, Lala kahle!

cutierashy: sup batri or is my speeling wrong.guess its 1 20am,so u really need 2 sleep.bye sweetdreams.catch ya 2moro

LOL! It's Shubh raatri.

It's 1:27am

Goodnight and sweet dreams to you too!