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Nadia_SA1: do u have a piercing?

Nah, it looks painful.

Nadia_SA1: I really love piercing infact I'm addicted don't really like it on my ears I prefer other parts of the body .. I got tragus piercing a month ago very sore but healing

That's ehm. . good

Nadia_SA1: how would u know..I've had 8 piercings already I'm a sucker 4 pain

Whoa

Piercings are painful

Why do you want a piercing?

I don't know where exactly I belong, possibly 1, 3 and 10.

I belonged to group '4' in my first year, and it was totally fun. I enjoyed getting on everyone's nerves with my questions.

There was a 3pm impromptu lecture we were forced to have in my first year, and ehm. . I'd begged everyone to please move it to another day but no one listened to me. Well, the lecture lasted till 6pm and that's when they started complaining.

The professor understood the murmurings and ended the lecture. He then asked "Any questions?" and I just wanted to get everyone angry like they did to me, so I put up my hand and He said, "Yes, what's the problem?"

I said, "Sir, I don't understand the entire lecture", he looked at me and told everyone to sit, then started explaining the lecture all over again which lasted for another 35mins or so.

You should have seen the look on their faces. After the lecture, I picked my bag and ran home.

Nadia_SA1: u should rest jooR

Done!

Nadia_SA1: u slept late?

4:37am. I woke up 30mins ago though, but I still want to go back to bed.

I need to go back to bed

Idowuogbo: Me thinks u did.

speedyboi: Why don't I believe you?

LMAO! Ask another. This owl is right here

speedyboi: . Are you sure you didn't google?

I didn't

speedyboi: All thanks to google . I'm sure you googled senate president and etighi! . No?

What is the trending brand of Android phones in Nigeria? . If you can answer that, then you are 100% Nigerian! . All questions you've answered so far were googled

Techno

Deiok: You did great then, and all thanks to NL.

Yeah. All thanks to NL.

Deiok: ahhg, i will give 45/100. That means you are 55% indian and 45% Nigeria.

Not bad for someone who's spent only 1 week of his life in Nigeria

Deiok: where is yaba left?

Who is the senate president?

What is etighi?

Yaba left - No idea.

Senate president - David. I've forgotten his other name.

Etighi - It's a dance move.

speedyboi: define 'agberosoko'

LOL! No idea

Idowuogbo: Stop googling, Ben!

LMAO! I'm not googling anything

Deiok: Or i can just ask you the questions.

Go on

Deiok: No way, a Nigendian cant tell anything about nigeria, so it a no no by me.

LMAO, you think?
I'll tell you some stuffs about Nigeria now:

1) Dr. Goodluck Jonathan is the president of Nigeria.
2) There are 36 states in Nigeria
3) Abuja is the capital city of Nigeria.
4) ASUU is on strike in Nigeria.
5) The movie industry of Nigeria is called Nollywood.

Should I go on?

Bookmarking this.

I'll be back to read and apply it when I get married.

F.K.O:
HOW INDIE..BTW WERE IN INDIA DO U STAY

India's great, how about Nigeria?

I stay in Bangalore, the garden city of India.

Deiok: Thats says it all.

A Nigendian is a Nigerian too

F.K.O:
I DEY LIKE DELE...OO.... N U ?

LOL! I dey

F.K.O:
KUMAAAR XUP

Hey bro! I'm good and you?

Amefrica: Dead bodies!

Thank goodness

What have I missed?

I'm positive she gave that money to a guy, if the aunty's story is actually true.

The foolish things done in the name of love.

Deiok: My friend you are simply not a nigerian.

Hehehe, I am a Nigendian.

Zikdik: Hey guys! Am I still welcome in here?

The logic-riddle man

Amefrica: Hmmm! I guess I'm doing OK. You?

I'm doing ok too.

adaobi123: Its kinda like buns but softer I guess.




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Oh. . I see. Haven't eaten one before though