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Romance › Re: Why are beautiful Nigerian girls rare? by Behemoth1(op): 5:37pm On Jan 27, 2017*

Jodha:
Calm down brother...

I've not yet started with you... You're already squeezing your rumpled face... Typing all sort of blunders...

From your posts we all know your face is a scarecrow... But my problem is your lack of grammatical prowess, the use of English and most importantly common sense...

Take it or leave it you're a worthless chronic fool

You must be high on your mother's bløødstained tampon if you think you have adequate ammunition under your tattered belt to take on Behemoth and emerge victorious.

You're not witty nor do you bear the mental acuity to debellate in a tussle. Shameless whöre.

You will get dismembered limb by limb and ripped to shreds by me if you want to get too big for your boots.

Continue typing shït toward your master and watch how i'll drag you along a street pavement by your big çlitöris!

Pathetic brothel pröstitute with a vagina that can accommodate the three million immigrants who Donald Trump is threatening to deport from the US!

Romance › Re: Why are beautiful Nigerian girls rare? by Behemoth1(op): 4:15pm On Jan 27, 2017

Jodha:
The question the slowpoke could have asked is "why is my mother ugly?"..

Op correct yourself

I'm not Nigerian, idiöt.

Your mother is the epitome of ugly.

People use your mother's hideous visage to scare their mischievous and naughty children.

"Behave before I call Jodha's mother" and the children instantly stops being naughty and troublesome.

Had your mother starred as Three Finger, the movie, Wrong Turn, would have been labelled the scariest movie of all time.

That's how ugly your mother is.

Romance › Re: Why are beautiful Nigerian girls rare? by Behemoth1(op): 3:27pm On Jan 27, 2017

makydebbie:
Awwn...Op just started his mentural flow

People melt the hearts of their partners by claiming they would catch a grenade for them.

But you went on and literally caught grenades for your current and ex boyfriends! Hence you are darker than charcoal.

Romance › Re: Why are beautiful Nigerian girls rare? by Behemoth1(op): 3:17pm On Jan 27, 2017

StarBukola:
Am not surprise, everyone of your relative is ugly including your mom( no offence) but as for me olubukola am pretty as a picture....

What do you mean, no offence? Your face is an offence to society.

Hence you should start covering your revolting face with huge wigs like the singer, Sia.

Your mother had to get drunk first before she could bring herself to breastfeed your hideous self!

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Romance › Why are beautiful Nigerian girls rare? by Behemoth1(op): 2:43pm On Jan 27, 2017*

We all know the typical Nigeria girl look, always dark skinned, shapeless, big ugly lips. In a group of Nigeria girls, you always find one that is average looking, while the other five are ugly as fück.

A pretty Nigerian girl is as rare as a chicken with teeth. You'd have to look for years before you find one.

Plastic surgery can't do them any justice. Make-up can't do them no justice. Matter of fact, nothing can do justice to their ugliness.

I'm beginning to think God's eyes were closed whilst he was forming them.

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