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Colospor:
You must be high on heroin for this statement, you mentally deranged sissyphelean sphinx.

Is it that you're dumb because your brain is maggot infested or your dumbness is hereditary?

Is you cooked up or doped up, or you just chose to be drearily dull, well maybe you are on some sort of drastic narcotics.

Who is you calling some random fvcktards, with the cretinous stinktard with oceans of flatulent raindrops you call a mouth.

It is either you shut that leaping Lena of yours or I'm gonna go ballistic on you, that said- you're now free to fvck off.

funlord:
It seems this one has AIDS! It causes brain farts during lucid intervals! Anyway as U can see U direct relative of smigel, I am moderating a session with humans not monsters like U, so I would suggest u quietly go back 2 sucking that horses P.E.NIS dat U were busy with a couple of minutes ago! It contains the kind of nutrients your aids ravaged nerves and exo skeleton require during these your last days as a living THING! And by the way your MAMA say make U shvt up becuz u dey distract her from the good job she is doing right now by trying 2 extract magic milk from my ball sack! Take your frustrated, vacous, infinitesimal, vapid, cretinous and horrifying looking self and lie on dat train track close 2 your house! Rush hour no far again ! Beast of no race!

funlord:
Who is this "CANCER RIDDEN PIGLET?"!

funlord:

www.nairaland.com/2294221/nigerians-spend-least-24-minutes/1#33462557
Abeg my people read advice that me and chiam55 gave brother mark dat has suddenly turned to thrashing due 2" multiple blows 2 the medulla oblongata from coogar!" Mark learn 2 stop lying or go and become a politician and get paid for it !

blym:
If i tell you, i comprehend this am far from the truth, Pls, write in simpler form. .

Borrussia:
I vote for:
Sandrahnaub
Tohpahz
Twaci
Mzlaurel
Cc. NLJega

blym:
yes i can't. . Kindly pass wat u deciphered, am all eyes. .

MrNL:
I Vote Twa.ci CC:Nl.jega

blym:
bro, u fit finish that job oh, i go expect make u help promote this queen. . Add Maureen.sylvia

Alphaoscar:
Team Mapoly!!!

Adeh39

Lurlah2014.

SweetSoup:
All the contestant are beautifully qualified to be Miss Nairaland, but sadly only one queen will emerge and we can only vote for one queen eventually. Good luck to all the contestant.

Psalmwise:
I vote: ADEH39 TWACI Tophaz Cc: Nljega






Tophaz is a nursing student ND a Chelsea fan ...tell me why I no go vote m

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Look at this yeye Muoka Foam seller at ariaria market.

People are talking about buying properties you want to buy NL title?

Now it's very obvious your pathetic existence dwells on Nairaland and your grave will also be on this site.

Since you became active,,cyberspace has known no peace. Your madness is too wholesome to contain.

Heck! Have you taken a look at your moniker lately?

Agwaragwaragwuru

Who the hell gives himself such moniker?

Sounds like what a mad man will give himself.

Mehn you're such a joke.

It's very obvious you envy my NL status which I don't really give a flying fhuuck about. I'll leave NL one day and whatever I am on here most likely will not pay me shìt.

I'll give you my "title" for free.

Delusional mad man.

Agwaragwaragwuru [/color]

Mark554:
Certified fool

Mark554:
Certified fool

Blackett:
[color=#150000]This is totally unnecessary.

NLJega receives a lot of mentions already. Stop spamming his mentions. Any vote without a tag is invalid. No point reminding and mentioning NLjega for something so obvious. [/color]

dharay99:

so dat aipete girl reach d next round?
Unbifable.

pyyxxaro:
With ur face like oshiomhole vomit

Uncircumcised barbarian

People they talk you won still talk#do head like lizard egg #

pyyxxaro:
None of the above , my own is more beautiful

Parasitic:
Why not start doing porns post onlind and scout for potential customerz

kradleber:
Thanks for attempting, but your explanation is complete dregs and debris.
So much for living in 'England'.

Dollylak has answered it already, though I suspect with the aid of Google.

anyway here's a detailed one. ..

a "beard" is a girlfriend that a closeted gay
dude has to help hide that he is gay. The "beard" covers his gayness, and since females rarely ever produce facial hair, then a beard can signify a persons gender and masculinity as a male, and if a male has a
girlfriend then you could certainly presume that he's not gay -- It just wouldn't make sense, right? .So, metaphorically speaking, if someone is a "queer" and using a chick as a "beard" that person is using her to cloak/mask the fact that he's gay and dispel any doubts about his sexual orientation.


Easy as cooking chicken soup.

Kanyol:
Corage means heart. Outdated French word

agarawu23:
thank you oooo

All this busy body ppl. why can't we just express ourselves in common English every body will understand instead of trying to form 'guru' with meaningless grammar

agarawu23:
your role model is here oya make the lecture start o

"courage" & "corage" Mr intelligent

Psalmwise:
coldcold
am in akure ddnt remember any tin cold

AdeniyiA:
yesterday in Ibadan there was an unusual blow of harmattan wind...
definitely the wind of change is blowing