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Flashh:
[color=#225484]Only gluttons and poor girls do this. [/color]

some poor girls are even well manner than the rich ones

benjaminiyke:
Very nice Observations...I love my girlfriend so much but she's too materialistic;I send her 10k to 5k every month for reasons I can't fathom,am unemployed and the only thing I have now are my savings but she won't understand,she wants to wear nice clothes,shoes and expensive hairs. As long as I meet her demands she's happy but as soon as I tell her I don't have money to send,she begins to feel I don't love her. Recently I told her about my plan to travel abroad for my PHD program and she was very excited, she even promised to marry me immediately i come back to Nigeria,but unfortunately things didn't go according to plan and I had to delay my plans for the foreseeable future,when I told her about my decision She felt bad and told me she doesn't know if we will still marry based on my decision not to travel abroad because i promise her an Iphone 6 as soon as I get there. She treats me well and respects me but how can I deal with these are materialistic attitude? Your advice is most appreciated. Thanks

bros you don't need advice, you need j*s*s

misreal:
Mr op,how can a girl who is not your wife get pregnant for you.please explain..

why did you had sex with the babe I saw you with yesterday, are you married to her ?

LadyBoss1:
See better list , nice one Op
If she has all those sign plus more
Then she aint really feeling the guy or relationship...

what number did you possessed? No lies

acevic:
Firstly, which organization wld make you come up with such rib-ticking description about yourself.
Secondly, I'm quite sure no interviewer will wait for you to recite say all those things.
Thirdly, peradventure, you come across a patient interviewer that will listen to all that story, the next question will likely throw you off balance because you must have been exhausted from talking.lol
Finally, a nice piece of introduction. Quite different from the usual ones. If you could fine tune to about 6 line with reference to experience of course then you are good to go.

I remove hairdress for you.

exactly my thought at @bolded, can't even read all

nijanigga:
and what are you? ass.s licker. licking one of the worse as.s Fayose.

butt licker_ crew he's your fellow so don't cast him

I don't when this guy called olatunbosun will get sense.....they have lost out, who is buhari even bailing out is it his family money abeg they please stop all this talk

EyeKandy:
I'm not sure if she's inspired by me or straight-up competitive? Will you be worried?

How do you handle a close friend that copies everything you do. I mean, If i buy a brown bag today, she gets hers as well. I recently went on a vacation with the bf and now, she's talking about going there too. When she wanted to get into the same career field, I was there for her, advised her on schools and everything, but I'm getting uncomfortable.

Its so bad that I don't tell her what I plan to do with my hair. I showed her a picture of a hair style I wanted so she quickly went and did hers so I don't tell her nothing no more. I've not braided my hair in years. Now I have box braids on my hair, yesterday she mentioned that "she wouldn't mind braiding hers cos she likes the way it looks" I'm like, chile.....she tried it again!

Am I being petty?

there is limit what she can copy you, if you want to know try something awkward.....I have a cousin who does that even to an extend trying to copy my signature, you should be happy someone copying you, you can caution her if she won't misunderstand you, cos I do tell my cousin I will like "you don't have to do everything I did"

Orikinla:
[size=18pt]Bello El Rufai, I know.
But who is Aye Dee?
Is he a member of the Ẹyẹ ? [/size]

slowpoke are you one?

dealslip:
Yes I am frustrated at the hypocrisy and double standard. When poor Northern youth kisses a girl and flaunts it, they say he is not a real Muslim they get stoned for fornication. When El Rufai's sons do that, we are jealous and frustrated.

Jealousy means not happy with the success of others? I ask you what should I be jealous of? A young boy kissing a white girl, a young boy chewing pounds, or a young boy lying down on the grass with his white girlfriend. All pictures don't look like success to me if that is what you aspire to do in your life.

Two bottle of origin for this babe with barbecue,

Leave that my name sake to keep bla in ignorant

No pix, lemme quickly where mine so you guys can compare me join

So true, only the handsome dudes knows how this point apply......I'm not bordered when I see some people disagreed, even babes.

Andrew114:
i could not read the pics clearly

you need j*sus and glasses

I'm off to bed

Tomfrench:
WOW!!!!

why you nor win now? You think say na beans to be a fine dude + intelligent

Bone bruv na only you fit take from naija boiy, he knows who deserved it why he supported you

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC][size=19pt]CONGRATULATIONS TOMFRENCH!!!



We made it happen [/size][/color]

victoriabee oyah follow this thread back we did it

KelvinGraphics:
Oh Sweeeeet Nairalanderz did it again!!!
I don faint ooooo
Make person pour me water biko

God is in control brother.....

Jollyjoy:
Buhahahahahahahahahahahaha. Jega i swear! U be idi,iot.

calm down and take the back seat....


Today no be your day

NLjega:
[size=20pt]AGARAWU23 takes the 1st RunnerUp Position with 205 Votes!!!!![/size]

we did it.......fvck haters

Ayima:
Ladies and gentlemen, please if i have hurt you or you hurt yourself thinking i hurt you during my quest of becoming mr nairaland, i am truly sorry. Please i don't have any bad feelings against any nairalander, because the stuff was just fun for me. Again if i have offended you in anyway, i am very sorry. Thanks and God bless us all.

noted! Late! But accepted.

Go and sin no more

Nneka123:
Natalie La Rose "Somebody" playing as we patiently wait for the result

join her as Jeremih

Jollyjoy:
u are so dense for my liking.

honestly this got me cracking you wicked bruv

marieolae:
THE BEST MR NL EVER!

why you go dey do like say you nor sabi this guy called naija boiy?

NLjega:
[size=18pt]Dear Nairalanders, your next Mr. Nairaland is
Wait for it!!! [/size]

bomb dey you head?

Jacksparrow0712:
I'll need to help with evidence of malpractice pls

we must review the voting exercise and those ineligible

naijaboiy:
[b][color=#1980BC]clears throat*

It's really been a tough but enjoyable ride. I must say that I never wanted the end to come. But as the saying goes,, whatever has a beginning must also have an end. So here is the end of my tenure.

I want to show my heart felt appreciation to all those who stood by me and supported me all through my tenure. Those who believed in me,,even when I erred and went against their expectations. Allow me to mention a few of them. Davep,,deejavuu,,kelvingraphics,,dahjhi,,and so many others too numerous to mention. I'm forever grateful to you guys. I love you guys.

My heart felt appreciation also goes to those who in one way or the other may have tried to make my tenure a very difficult one. Either deliberately or unknowingly. I thank you all. Your criticisms didn't pull me down but rather it built me to be stronger and push forward.

To the friends I lost,,i say thank you and to the few new friends I gained I appreciate you too.

Finally,,i want to congratulate the winner of this year's Edition of the Mr.Nairaland contest. I wish you the best as you take over the seat of power from me. May you excel in wisdom,,love and understanding so you can lead your people well.

Congratulations once again.

*Hands over the crown to the winner in tears*

Cc:NLjega.[/color][/b]

*tears roll*
Chai I too like this guy....

Give up to my best mr NL ever, will remain till GEJ emerge as president again

Jacksparrow0712:
I'm outta here mehnnnnnnnn. No time to waste

my cctv captured all the collation exercise.

We would present it at the court, tribunal

Jollyjoy:
who kon ask u? We knw u are serious.

you want to cause problem abi, will soon break bottle on you head

Jarizod:
stop smoking weed
I only school at Ogbomosho
Na joke o

I like you spirit bruv....
One love

We know NLjega is done with he's exam, kindly so us we that still on session favour.


Abeg we need the result now.

NLjega:
[size=15pt]Let me Reintroduce our 5 Finalists...


JARIZOD

AGARAWU23

LEKINZ

SOSIQDUDE

TOMFRENCH

Very Remarkable Men I dare say
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we don't need your result again, naija boiy till 2016

Lamispaco:
my contextual meaning of madness isn't in the form you took it to be,meant all the long waiting for him to announce result will end today

we cool.

Cc NL jega naija boiy till 2016

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Why the fhuuck am I tensed? [/color]

since we await result and yet to come.

Let's the campaign begin

Naijaboiy till 2016