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1. The Deeper Lifers
This isn't about the church 'Deeper Life Christian Fellowship' itself but the religious extremists or the fanatics. These people are so engrossed in religious activities that they devote less time on their academic works. You'll see them at d sport complex almost everyday. Indeed the sport complex has been transformed to a prayer ground. The girls dress wear scarfs, blouse and then skirts or long skirts, they never apply makeup, I mean never!.

2. The Jackers
You don't wanna mess with these guys and their 'books'. They spend 12hours+ reading textbooks, notes, materials and they never get tired reading them. They move from their respective halls to class, to the library, to the academics and back to their halls. Some don't even sleep their rooms. They look malnourished at times, with bulgy eyes and their backpacks are full of books.

3. The Social Lifers
Yeah! I love these guys, I think most of us fall in this category though. You see, these guys attend classes but not all of them. They definitely know how to balance their academic life with their social life.They dress exquisitely, do 'paroles' at night, you can see them at night at locations like anglomoz(freshers), motion ground, SUB, archi garden. They attend parties and even go to church regularly. Some of them read during school period and many read at the exam period, you'll see them ODLT I & II at night. As a matter of fact, they get the good grades but maybe not the best grades. Most of the students in the faculty of technology, arts, social sciences and maybe law fall into this category.

4. The Niggas n Bitches
Permit me to use those words. These are the party people, they never balance their academic life with their social life, I think the SUB is their main zone, they always wait for that 'let's party' cue. They literary don't give a Bleep about academic works. You'll see them in cars carrying girls and they're always happy. These guys dress like superstars and they roll with the party bangers, rappers etc. They mostly stay off campus too.

5. The 'Never Letting Go'
These guys have actually graduated from school or have been rusticated/suspended or they might just be outsiders. They are lovers of the school environment. They roll with students of course and spend their days wandering around the halls. There's a saying about OAU that if 'You get inside the system, you never wanna go out' . You'll see them at the TV rooms/common room chatting, discussing politics and soccer. Everything about OAU is lovable mehn! Everything about OAU is GREAT!!!

Ashleyma77:
what is your course?

Agric Extension

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Rapsodee:
Proud to be an OAUite!...
we rock..Try us and you won't live to tell the story!!!

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my advice to all aspirants. reading this posts. It'll actually excite you to read n enjoy this fact but I promise u, OAU is hell. The brilliant, average and dull ones will testify to that. What we face here is not a joke. OAU will let you know that intellect u had in secondary school is useless. In OAU, people read hard and get Fs,in other schools, mostly d private universities, you can decide NOT to read and get a C. It's a fact I tell you. Considering d beauty of OAU, the beauty of OAU lies from d school gate to d Senate Building/Academics, check out the hostels and see what a beauty OAU is you'll be thrilled. In terms of electricity,100%, Security, 100%, Academic standards, 100%, Water Supply, 100%,, Socials, 100%. OAU has a total influence on all its students, it'll change Ur mentality, iSwear. Come to OAU today and see LIFE

What are the things that build a relationship and make it last longer while still in the university and even after leaving the university

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It's Valentine's day today,show some love

1. Buy flowers. They put the price up you know.
What’s more, be careful with your choices –
flowers are like watches; it’s amazing how ugly
so many of them are. I’d rather put a turd on
my kitchen table than a blue chrysanthemum.
And don’t get roses. Roses are boring.

2. Have sex – unless of course it’s not with your
partner. Otherwise it’s going to be the opposite
of what sex is about, ie spontaneity.

3. Buy anything heart-shaped. Soap, chocolates,
cakes, picture frames, tea bags – you name it.
They don’t even resemble hearts – check the
butcher’s slab.

4. Send an anonymous Valentine’s card. I don’t
get it. What’s the point?

5. Pretend to be having a good time when
you’re not. Save that for Christmas,
anniversaries and birthdays.

6. Propose marriage. Start a marriage with fresh
cheese, it will end with mouldy cheese. Also
there’s a danger in doing something just because
it’s romantic. I should know – I’ve been married
twice.

7. Go out for a meal. It’s hard to get a table and
it’s depressing to watch 20 other couples not
having fun too.

8. Surprise her with a balloon ride. It’s just too
symbolic when they extinguish the flame and let
the air out.

9. Go and see Fifty Shades of Grey. Just don’t.

10. Sling away the contraception and see what
happens. Creating new life is not really a thing
to do on a whim. Though speaking as someone
with four children, I’m not necessarily in a
position to preach.

11. Make vows and promises of any kind. If
they’re worth making, they are impossible to
keep.

12. Surprise her with a puppy. Apart from
anything else, they are difficult to wrap. You can
stun them first, but unconscious just isn’t the
same somehow.

13. Send Valentine’s cards to your kids. This has
become a thing. Don’t do it. It’s weird.

14. Do them a mix tape (or whatever the digital
equivalent is). This is always an exercise in self-
aggrandisement.

15. Give them money. People do this. If you
want a definition of “unromantic”, this one is
hard to beat.

16. Give them “My Side”, “Your Side”
pillowcases. If you’ve got your own side of the
bed, it’s too late for Valentine’s anyway.

17. Soft toys. No. I mean it..

18. Get them a “professional” pole-dancing pole
(this is a real thing). Unless you want a punch in
the mush to remember the day by.

19. Chocolates. The only cliche that makes you
fat as well as unimaginative.

20. Finally, don’t send poetry – particularly a
poem you’ve written yourself. It will almost
certainly be awful, and you’ll put your partner
through the ordeal of pretending to like it.
Happy Valentine’s Day!

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bellood:
location??

Ibadan, but where do u stay

robedu:
Oh, i didnt feel puting up a pix there is necessary, sorry please

Hello ma,I'm an undergraduate, I love this girl so much and she loves me too,in fact I would say she loves me more. We kiss,smooch and stuffs like that but we haven't had sex yet. My pals are telling me we would soon urge for sex but d thing is,I don't want that. I really love this girl and I'm so not ready for sex. We've been in this relationship for 3months. What if she's the one that now asks for sex.

Please does anybody know any school abroad that is offering scholarship for Nigerian Undergraduates.

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elmoduddah:
Negotiable?

well yes

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