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WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH A WOMAN IS REALLY STRESSFUL.
Wife: which teams are playing?
Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester United
Wife : Oooh wonderful! I love Arsenal..
Husband: that's a good team...
Wife: is Drogba playing?
Husband: he doesn't play for any of these teams...
Wife: okay sweeet...is that Chris Brown?
Husband: [bored] no he is Chamberlain...
Wife : okay but they look the same...what's that yellow card for?
Husband: its a warning to the player...
After few minutes Rooney scores for Manchester United....
Wife: [cerebrates in high mood] is that Chamberlain who has scored?
Husband: [calmly] no its Rooney for Manchester United...!!
Wife: [furious] how? it should be arsenal who should have scored!!
Husband: [silent]
Wife: what is that red card for?
Husband : [bored] that means the player should go out of the pitch for misbehaving.
Wife: then is he going to be a coach?
Husband:[unwilling to answer] aaaaaaa no...
Wife: its the same with traffic lights: yellow=warning;red=danger.
Husband: exactly darling...
Wife :what about the green card?
Husband: mmmm nothing of that kind in a field of play....
Wife: I want arsenal to win the world cup...
Husband: [silent]
Wife: who is that man standing who looks like Mr. Bean?
Husband: [bored] it's the Arsenal coach ....Arsene Wenger.
Wife: that means the other opponent's coach is Manchest Wenger?
Husband: [changes the channel] pacman emoticon

jamesharryson:
OP, I when last did u take your malaria drugs?

probably you hv forgotn i said i saw it nd shared

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procedures
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2.... rub d tip of d biro on hair (make sure dere is no cream in it)
3...den put it on d positive mouth of d battery.
try dis 4 lyk 10 tyms .
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Hey i saw dis and decided to share pls dnt crucify me if it doesn't work

i detected dis wen i was chattin ystdy and my batwy ran flat .. i quickly thought of a way to charge it ...scientifically without stres ..
procedures
1..get a biro (#20) , fur (hair) u can use d one on ur head..
2.... rub d tip of d biro on hair (make sure dere is no cream in it)
3...den put it on d positive mouth of d battery.
try dis 4 lyk 10 tyms .
and 50% of your battery will be back ...enjoy

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So many people today take pride in saying they do not know were they are from, how to speak their languages, do not know their village and all that. Most others do not know about their background because of the way they were trained. While still little most parents would not utter a word of their local language to their kids and when grown begin to speak and expect such kids to understand, no magic like that would happen.
Help our new generation by teaching them their mother tongue while little so as to enable the child grow with it and not just the mother tongue also the tradition and the origin. This would help nigeria as a whole and the individualistic communities maintain and prevent their tradition from dieing.

There are so many importance of knowing ones culture but i'd stop here.
More importance would be highlighted soon. Drop yours too.


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