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Nairaland GeneralRe: Tribalists Shouldn't Be Complaining About Racism by BendedPrick:
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I can swear that,

Until the Igbos are rightly treated or Igbo Nationality achieved, an average Igbo man that has seen 99 care less about your perception in this regard.

It's all about awareness, dem no dey hate papa love pikin.
RomanceRe: Which Gender Will Sign This Legal Document En Masse by BendedPrick: 12:21pm On Feb 14, 2025
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I can swear that,

Since there's already a loophole in the agreement, "princesses" will sign it, then leelax and be taken kialof here and there.
CelebritiesRe: VDM Vs NEDU, Lessons From 48 Laws Of Power! by BendedPrick: 11:17am On Feb 14, 2025
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I can swear that,

Nedu just succeeded in bringing VDM and his wahala to The Honest Bunch.

There's actually a loss on both sides. While one is visible now, the other will be felt later.
Nairaland GeneralRe: El-rufai Responds To Claims Of Support From Religious Extremists by BendedPrick: 11:06am On Feb 14, 2025
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I can swear that,

The claim is misleading, as it left out his "strongest support base" - his family. Especially his ostrich-necked son wey don see him mama finish, to be insulting other people mama anyhow.
BusinessRe: 10 Biggest Commercial Banks In Nigeria By Market Value In 2025 by BendedPrick: 10:49am On Feb 14, 2025
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I can swear that,

Most Naija banks made/make more money from deceased unclaimed fortunes in their trust.
CelebritiesRe: Idibia Family Petitions DSS Over Mysterious Disappearance Of Tuface (Photos) by BendedPrick: 10:38am On Feb 14, 2025
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I can swear that,

The whole thing don dey look like wetin dem dey use collect Mark and Musk money.
BusinessRe: Where Can I Sell Bitcoin In Nigeria Here by BendedPrick: 10:30am On Feb 14, 2025
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I can swear that,

What you have is little. I would have arranged for a f2f logistics if it was worth it.

Secondly, I sense this your transaction is due to need. I would have sent you money first but I'm uncertain about your reps.
BusinessRe: Reps Passes Tinubu’s Tax Reform Bills For Second Reading Amid Controversy by BendedPrick: 10:05am On Feb 14, 2025
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I can swear that,

All professional next of kins will not be happy with that inheritance tax section.
Foreign AffairsRe: The Folly Of Hamas by BendedPrick: 9:40am On Feb 14, 2025
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I can swear that,

Israel is the only nation that truly understands how to properly accept challenge.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: This Resonates With So Many Of Us. The Ending Is Good News! � by BendedPrick: 9:17am On Feb 14, 2025
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PoliticsRe: Emir Sanusi, Kwankwaso, Dantata To Shut Down Kano For Children's Weddings by BendedPrick:
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I can swear that,

The Ned cum Nollywood kind of love, where an elite could find marital interest at the lower echelon does not exist in the North.

It is strictly elite to elite, oligarch to oligarch.
PoliticsRe: Amaechi, Bafarawa Accused Of Plotting Nationwide Unrest -Petitions Reach IGP,DSS by BendedPrick: 8:51pm On Feb 10, 2025
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I can swear that,

This government is becoming more interested in being preoccupied with paranoia.
PoliticsRe: Sharia Panels In South-west Good For Sustainable Peace – JAMB Registrar, Oloyede by BendedPrick: 10:56am On Feb 10, 2025
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I can swear that,

This man is a "Professor" of Islamic Studies.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Earning More Than ₦500k Plummet By 57% by BendedPrick:
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I swear that,

If more research is done, it'll be discovered that here, purchasing power, earning and its potentials, have all agreed to continue in decline.
Christianity EtcRe: Why I Get Heartbroken When Traditional Spiritualities Are Classed As Religion by BendedPrick: 10:10am On Feb 10, 2025
lawani:
If it has no holy book that can not be peer reviewed and it has no super human avatar then it is compatible with human progress and it is not a religion. What needs to be banned from the public space are religions.
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I swear that,

I can't agree less with this postulation.

Neither will I endorse any controlled indoctrination that segregates humans.
PoliticsRe: Beware, Politicians Deceiving Nigerians With ‘fake Fights’, Fayemi Warns by BendedPrick: 9:32am On Feb 10, 2025
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I swear that,

If Fayemi remains a politician, then this utterance is a (fake fight) jab as well.
PoliticsRe: Grant My Father’s Wish – Iwuanyanwu’s Son Appeals To Tinubu On Nnamdi Kanu by BendedPrick: 9:29am On Feb 10, 2025
Acekidc4:
If the peace of your region is tied to a man like Nnamdi Kanu, then i don't think your region can know or taste peace ever again🥺 sorry to say🤨
Our dear chihuahua,

If you can focus less on Igbo affairs as had been severally advised, it may help in reducing your rabidness.

This I swear, on Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name.
PropertiesRe: Top 10 Biggest Construction Projects in Nigeria 2025! by BendedPrick: 8:25am On Feb 10, 2025
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I swear that,

The government financed ones amongst them will end up like the ones before.
Foreign AffairsRe: "We Are Being Treated Worse Than Animals"- Sad Interview Of An Afghanistan Woman by BendedPrick:
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I swear that,

Some quarters have whole heartedly decided to embrace the maxim, nemo dat quod non habet.

This will allow them to only offer anything that inverses positivity.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Hypocrisy Against South Africa In Cartoons - PICTURES by BendedPrick:
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I swear that,

SAns will never figure out how to deal with these issues, as this one pass xeno matter.
PoliticsRe: How Faleke’s Selfless Political Doctrine Is Winning Friends For Asiwaju By Charl by BendedPrick:
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I swear that,

I only got attracted by the "selfless" in a Nigerian politician's title.
RomanceRe: Many Humans Out There Are Agents Of Sexual Temptations by BendedPrick:
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I swear that,

One major problem of religionists is panoramic hypocrisy.
Christianity EtcRe: THE BIBLE IS TRUE, BUT CHURCH IS A BUSINESS IN NIGERIA by BendedPrick:
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I swear that,

If you add centre to the business, it will improve understanding of the topic.
CrimeRe: The Blood Of These Innocent Children Will Be On Our Heads If We Acquiesce by BendedPrick:
No words can perfectly describe this pain.

Either or both parents may have a clue about the kiilleers.

This, I can swear on Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name.
Music/RadioRe: Nigerian Idol Winner, K-Peace: I Was Not Given My ₦7.5M & Car Prize (Video) by BendedPrick:
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I swear that,

Some will see this as update and start running their own virtual awards events.
Foreign AffairsRe: I Will Cut Off All Aid To South Africa - Trump by BendedPrick: 5:31pm On Feb 09, 2025
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the first of its name, I swear that,

I had thought it was HIV aids on the headline. On a second note, this one will hit SA the most, as an average SAn needs it the most.

I hope it doesn't up their rabidity.
EducationRe: Dele Farotimi's Sunday Sermon by BendedPrick:
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the first of its name, I swear that,

Dele may personally have some leverage on "the ruiners", as he rightly call them.
EducationRe: FG Seeks Reversal Of Mother Tongue Policy In Primary Schools by BendedPrick:
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the first of its name, I swear that,

This, even as a non-financially intensive pursuit, will cost the Nigerian FG huge funds to uncompletely achieve.

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