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Investment AdsRe: Lumy Node Review: How I Built A $LUMY Passive Income Stream From My Home Office by BendedPrick:
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I can swear that,

At first, I thought you built a protocol or a customized specs PC hardware at least.
This is more like how you joined the Lumy protocol rather than building anything. You could have at least shared how you handled power.

Although Akash and Render are already doing the same thing, the protocol is a promising one.
I hope the devs sustain tempo.
CultureRe: How The Onicha-olona People Retained The Indigenous “onicha” But Lost “olomina” by BendedPrick: 2:20pm On Jul 03
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I can swear that,

Someone from far outside Onicha will be profusely making up a different version of this history for the people of Onicha.

They'll be here in no time.
HealthRe: RSUTH Hosts National Cleft Conference, Offers Free Surgeries. by BendedPrick: 10:56am On Jul 02
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I can swear that,

This will benefit some people on this forum. You can tag any of them.
FamilyRe: The Financial Side Of Marriage Nobody Wants To Talk About by BendedPrick: 10:51am On Jul 02
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I can swear that,

The current tiktok ladies either lack such mental capacity to proccess and support the ideas raised here or would deliberately sabotage it.
PoliticsRe: "I Will Build Primary Health Centres In All 8,000+ Wards" — Obi Declares by BendedPrick: 10:37am On Jul 02
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I can swear that,

If not for Alex Otti, most people wont understand that there is enough funds for developmental projects.

Obi has invested heavily in health sector, setting precedence with personal funds, so I believe him.
PoliticsRe: FG Seeks Court Order For Binance To Pay Nigeria $79 Billion Economic Loss Fine by BendedPrick: 1:22pm On Feb 19, 2025
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I can swear that,

Clown can not only be defined with words.

Most times you just point at a person or in this case, an entity.
PoliticsRe: “Not Even FBI” – EFCC Boss Says No Agency Globally Have Recovered 753 Apartments by BendedPrick:
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I can swear that,

It will be better put this way - no other country's leaders have ever stolen enough to acquire over 700 properties.

You can't recover what's not stolen.
CrimeRe: Military To Release 381 Rehabilitated Ex-terrorists In March 2025 by BendedPrick: 12:18pm On Feb 19, 2025
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I can swear that,

Canada is keenly watching.
PoliticsRe: NAFDAC: Is Fake Drugs The Only Thing Sold In Onitsha Head Bridge Market? by BendedPrick: 7:43pm On Feb 18, 2025
GenSpecifics:
If I was President , I will shut down every factory and market in the SE and ban movement of any product out of the SE until every fake production is ended.
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I can swear that,

No matter how wretched you feel, there is still someone you're better than. Just look around in your family, you must find at least that one person.

So be calming down, cause you're beginning to sound like a helpless chihuahua.
CelebritiesRe: Portable Calls On Nigerians And Fans For Help After NPF Declared Him Wanted by BendedPrick: 7:14pm On Feb 18, 2025
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I can swear that,

Our politicians that would have gotten away with a more brutall offense won't be referred to, as a justification for his lesser offense.

The powers that be should pardon him, he looks troubled already.
PoliticsRe: Lynching Of NDLEA In Kaduna not Getting Same Reaction As The EFCC Case In AWKA by BendedPrick:
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I can swear that,

The above comment is a validation from the esteem reptile himself.

Anyways, those with the slavo-mental duty to amplify this, dare not. This is their master's domain.
EducationRe: 94-year-old Man Registers For 2025 UTME To Study Political Science In UI by BendedPrick: 5:28pm On Feb 18, 2025
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I can swear that,

This is better left for those with vast knowledge of the clock to make professional contributions.

I hereby open the floor.
CrimeRe: Hafsat Yetunde: No Lawyer for Alleged Killer as Court Remands Him with 4 Others by BendedPrick: 12:20pm On Feb 18, 2025
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I can swear that,

This one does not realize that a full slaughter room with tools were discovered in his abode.

May this not meet the broom that sweeps it under the carpert.
CelebritiesRe: Timini Egbuson Reveals Why He Doesn’t Chase Women: His Honest Take On Love by BendedPrick:
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I can swear that,

He might be inviting them instead.
PoliticsRe: Professor Chidi Odinkalu Exposes Reason Canada Denied CDS Visa by BendedPrick:
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I can swear that,

There are lots of airheads amongst the people piloting the affairs of this country. More disturbing is their ignorance willingly displayed on a global scale.

And the supportive Aboki is the NSA oo, cheeii!

My first question was why a country's defence chief on an official and invited trip require visa. Secondly, look at their numbers.

Lugardland wonders shall finally end when the president is "denied visa" to Garbon.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Approves Expansion Of 12 River Basin Projects Nationwide by BendedPrick:
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I can swear that,

That the people who are to manage the funds and projects will neither understand the task, i.e. "Expansion of 12 River Basin" nor execute such to a logical end, as simple as it sounds.
EducationRe: Things You Were Not Taught In School, That Your Children Must Learn by BendedPrick: 1:35pm On Feb 15, 2025
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I can swear that,

3, 4, 6, 7 and 8 are the most crucial I'll endorse in navigating these murky waters.

Nice article btw.
RomanceRe: A South African Guy Married To A Nigerian Lady by BendedPrick:
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I can swear that,

This Samanatha lady is the only sensible SAn I've come accross on this forum. At least she doesn't attempt the nonsense her countrymen do here.
PoliticsRe: Print CBN Lied About $26bn Leaving Nigeria Through Binance— Gambaryan by BendedPrick: 8:04pm On Feb 14, 2025
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I can swear that,

The quota system induced economic and security teams could not comprehend the concept of something as simple as cumulative trades.

I kept asking myself, USD26 billion??
On this same platform wey we dey analyze daily. Wey we know the heaviest bag and what they contain?
Wey we literally know the daily, weekly, monthly and yearly cummulatives.

Cheeiii!!
Again, he called them "muppets".
PoliticsRe: Yorubaland Imams Declare Ramadan Start on March 1, Bypass Sultan of Sokoto by BendedPrick:
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I can swear that,

Sometimes I wonder if Yoruba elites will keep folding their alms and watch their civilized societies ravaged by the sahel wanderers.

Igbo is an ancient tribe in Africa and even enshrined in the name itself. Although didn't practice a central leadership system like the empires, our resilience is ancient.

Now I wonder if Youbas even realize that they have one of the oldest civilizations in the world, which predates even the Oyo empire. What where they promised to allow such go to ridicule.
Was it worth the battering of their enviable roots by the sahel marauders?
CareerRe: Learning Tiling At The Age Of 29, I Need Advice Please. by BendedPrick: 4:03pm On Feb 14, 2025
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I can swear that,

This realization is all you need. It fires the drive to succeed. That thought of timing is a distracting one, pay no mind to distractions.

My advise is that you go for an area that does not go out of fashion, and provide subsequent maintenance opportunities.
PoliticsRe: Let's Start Tagging Trump On Twitter To Revisit Tinubu Drug Case by BendedPrick:
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I can swear that,

I don't know why you are making such a hypocritical call. I will continue to defend "my nation" against some uncouth Yoruba minions.

That said, faced with the caliphate schemers, I'll personally appeal to bro to hold on, so Tinubu could get a second tenure.
PoliticsRe: EEJO Over Thread Removal by BendedPrick:
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I can swear that,

If you have great ideas, it's better to share it with great minds. Conventional methods are not always effective. True power lies in the effective improvisation of established ways.

To get a beautiful outfit, a beautiful fabric must not only be cut into pieces, it must also get stitches all over.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Got Church Member Pregnant Husband Decided To Destroy The Church by BendedPrick: 2:47pm On Feb 14, 2025
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I can swear that,

The moment a woman starts given greater and undue care to "the things of their lord", than the things of her primary responsibility as a wife and mother, it is only a matter of little time before she most certainly start caring for the things on her pastor's bed.
PoliticsRe: Canada Declines Comment On Military Chiefs Visas Denial, Cites Privacy Concerns by BendedPrick: 2:16pm On Feb 14, 2025
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I can swear that,

These "muppets" (acc. to Tigran), shamelessly think highly of their blank minds.

E remain make them begin dey flog una cane diplomatically.
CelebritiesRe: Popular American Youtuber Makes Disturbing Claim About Nigerians In Japan by BendedPrick: 2:11pm On Feb 14, 2025
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I can swear that,

He must have set out on a related mission, if not, he could have met the ones on a clean profile.
EducationRe: UNIZIK Student Who Fought With Lecturer, Expelled By The University - PHOTOS by BendedPrick: 1:51pm On Feb 14, 2025
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I can swear that,

This type no go fit state the basic principles of the course she studied.

Their goal na to get expensive hair and wear on an empty head.
PoliticsRe: Nuhu Ribadu Wanted Billions To Fund His Political Ambition –Binance Executive by BendedPrick: 1:36pm On Feb 14, 2025
On Kpiiii my bended prick, the very first of its name, I can swear that,

The chances are zero that this didn't actually happen.

How could you have invited them for any reason, they respectfully honored your invitation, and the next thing is their abduction.

The word Tigran Gambaryan used is "Muppets".

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