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LEICESTER is like that poor kid that comes from a humble background, even without being able to purchase the expensive textbooks and past questions, he always top in the class.
MANCHESTER UNITED is that student whose father used to be a class teacher and bribes for him to pass exams and be at the top in those days. But after the retirement of his father he is always number 7 because he can no longer be bribed for. Instead of concentrating in today’s work he’s every time thinking about how he used to perform in the past while others are progressing.
ARSENAL is that kid who works hard and on exam day forgets his mathematical set, calculator and pen. He constantly falls sick during exams but very active during normal classes and even corrects the teacher. All the teachers keep saying he was going to be the first in class but ends up being the fourth.
CHELSEA is the big bully of the class. He comes first sometimes but his rich father is never satisfied with his performance.
LIVERPOOL always wants to claim he is the best because his father was the best during his time in the same school.
MAN CITY is the son of the richest man in town. His parents have hired the best lesson teacher to lecture him but he still can’t perform to expectation.
TOTTENHAM doesn’t really want to be first, all he wants is to be better than Arsenal.
ASTON VILLA is a kid whose parents gave up on him. He doesn’t buy textbooks and past questions, he dodges classes and is happy with his position.
EVERTON is a student who is always in class, not a bright one though, and he disturbs the bright students. SUNDERLAND is that stubborn kid who sits at the back to make fun of the rest. He is always among the last
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I have always been sending my CV through my phone but on a certain day, an HR personnel told me he doesn't like it because it always indicate that the CV was send through mobile phone which he sometimes use to disqualify candidates. I'm kind of confused as I have not heard such before. please, experts in the house. what do you think?

at first, I thought they are dead but they were only relaxing in their own way.

ifex370:
Skills

Yes...days d word, skill is at work here. Lala, do ur job

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are you looking for love?

Finding love is not easy, it is something that require time, faith, luck, patience, and determination.
Following are a few things to consider when looking for partner.
1. FORGET THE PAST
If you were dissapointed in the past and your last relationship did not meet your expectations, or if you are still harbouring negative feelings towards your ex, just leave them all behind you. if you are aiming at finding love and being happy, say no to bad memories and start living in the present. Don't let your bad relationship history influence your present.

2. LOVE YOURSELF
In order for someone else to love you, you have to first love yourself. this involve accepting who you are and ready to forgive yourself for not being perfect and realising that not being perfect is just fine. Instead if thinking about the things that makes you feel insecure, start thinking about your strong points and use them as a base for improving your self-image and self-confidence.

3. BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
If you've been disappointed in the past and you find it difficult to believe that love can happen to you again, start having faith that it can. Have faith that you can be loved and that there is a person who is perfect for you. Stop thinking about negative things that may or may not happen.

4. FORGET ABOUT THE IDEAL PARTNER CLICHÉ
There is no such thing as an ideal partner so don't expect from anyone to be 'ideal' by any means. Their is no person that you won't have quarel and argument with. No one is going to be ideal everyday of the year including yourself. Love is about the acceptance of the other person as they truly are, and learning to live every part of their personality, no matter how far from ideal they are.

5. DO NOT PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE ELSE
Honesty is the key ingredient in every healthy relationship. Love means that you see each other as you truly are without any mask. Bear in mind that nobody is perfect, and don't be afraid to show every part of your personality to that special person.

6. DO NOT GO FOR THE LOOK
Looks attract us in the beginning, but in order to have deep connection with that person, you have to consider their personality rather than the look. there are far more important things to consider when looking for a partner and with time you realise that some inner qualities can be far more attractive than just the person's physical appearance.

Note: Love doesn't come easily to anyone but the first step to finding love is believing in it.

***happy Sunday***

FACTS ABOUT GUYS!!!


1. They Can never love one girl.
2. They Love sex more than love.
3. Are Talented in lying.
4. They Talk softly while conning ladies.
5. They Are Heart breakers.
6. They Can promise girls heaven on earth.
7. They Love you before sex, when you do it they hate you.
8. They Fear pregnancy, but hate protected sex.
9. Are Specialists in confusing girls.
10. 80% of conning Men are broke.
11. They're wicked.
12. Using and dumping girls is their hobby.
13. They want to bear the title am the one that disvirgined this girl.
14. Many of them are jobless.
15. A lot of them are pretenders.
16. To Them I love you means I want to have sex with you.
17. Men don't believe in relationship without sex.
18. All they want is sex. No sex no dating.
19. They HAVE girlfriends, on 2go, facebook and whatsapp but still they'll keep asking girls out.
20. They love doing sex through out their life.

TRUE
FALSE
MAYBE??

justmenoni:
Me or the op?

Both YOU and ur foolish op

justmenoni:
Tunji balogin dodo omo balogun dodo oshe o

yes, I like wat u Jst said. Stupid fool. Saraki keep giving u 2 derica of rice every Friday and u are here jumping up and down like 2 dogs fucking. Chai...I pity ur future and d future of ur children. ode...oponu radarada

IF TRULY YOU LICK IT AND NOT MARRIED, DROP UR WHATSAPP CONTACT HERE

IF TRULY YOU LICK IT AND NOT MARRIED, DROP UR WHATSAPP CONTACT THERE

WHAT IS IT CALLED IN THE AREA U GREW UP BACK THEN

I couldn't but laugh wen I came across this pix :oI couldn't but laugh wen I came across this pix

TippyTop:
When I called Obj a monkey for going up and down the country many were annoyed. Which former president goes from one party to another at age 80?
Obj has no class at all.
Check Shagari, Babangida, Dr Jonathan, Abdulsalami etc, you'd hardly see them at "Owambe" not Obj though.

Some one should plant an Iroko tree tall enough for this monkey to swing on.

maybe u should go and hug transformer or drink otapiapia...#edonpainam

kettykin:
Thanks be to God for south African mercenaries for making it possible for Nigerian military to return to site.

enlighten me

BreadandBeans:
when will I stop seeing this pishure on NL

till d day 1$ = #1

lol...ATM machine is d angel God sent to d owner of the card

ADVANTAGES OF FUEL SCARCITY IN NIGERIA 1) Most compounds are noiseless because 'I better pass my neighbour' generators are on sabbatical leave. 2) Wives are happy because husbands who like hanging out are now staying at home with the family because drinks outside are not cold and no fuel to drive out. 3) All the housewives are cooking good food because no more Crunches and Mr Biggs, 4) Kids are reading their books since watching TV needs fuel. 5) No more congestion in network since many peoples phones are off. 6) Browsing & downloading is faster than before cause not much people are online. 7) Everyone sleeps very early now, No more late night movies.. Light no dey naa There are MORE PRAYERS & less distractions 9) Parents are over-joyed because their children that were always online now concentrates on their studies 10) Even God Himself is very happy when he saw people who haven't gone to church for months and years going to church and staying for both First and second services just to charge their phones. 11) Add urs...

A LETTER TO #COMMONSENSE SENATOR BEN BRUCE***

Dear Senator Ben Bruce,
(1) Again u celebrated ur birthday in Lagos state and not in ur home state BAYELSA.
(2) u spent #68.1million for just a birthday party notminding that some student in BAYELSA CNT pay their school fees.
(3) u spent millions of naira to hire a hall in eko hotel n suits and u can't use the same money to build a town hall in ur village or use ur village townhall or civic centre for ur birthday party to safe costs...
(4) no made in Nigeria wines, spirit drinks, and even the cloths and shoes u used on ur birthday wer all foreign made...
(5) u claim to love Nigeria youths but u fail to celebrate with the poor or even with the less privileged in the orphanage homes.....Pls stop deceiving us (Nigerian youths) by criticing our federal government because people like u are part of our problems, u preach #commonsensewithout#sense because with the rate of poverty ,unemplyment and economic situation in our country presently I never expected a commonsense preacher to spend #68.1million on a birthday party. How much did president obama of USA spend on his birthday party? "commonsense without sense" is "Total Nonsense". I am a patriotic Nigerian youth who listen to ur #commonsense without seeing u making sense in ur daily actions and activities but complete nonsense..

petz:
Telemundo

petz:
Telemundo

halfricanadian:
give me all except number 7

Op av u seen the way men takes care of babies

Abeg dont get me away from mother duties

Give all except 7


Letter to dear future hubby

na d no 7 gan gan by d koko. dem dey appreciate am well well...try it