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Politics / My Lord, Tell Me Where To Keep Your Bribe. by BensMaz: 6:08am On Oct 28, 2016 |
PROF. NIYI OSUNDARE HAS DONE IT AGAIN WITH HIS CLASSIC POETRY INTERVENTION AS THE PUTRID SMELL OOZES OUT FROM THE NATION'S JUSTICE TEMPLE. WITH THIS BUFFET FROM AN ILLUSTRIOUS SWORDSMITH, MY DAY IS MADE. HAPPY READING: My Lord, Tell me Where to Keep your Bribe. A poem by Prof. Niyi Osundare. My Lord Please tell me where to keep your bribe? Do I drop it in your venerable chambers Or carry the heavy booty to your immaculate mansion Shall I bury it in the capacious water tank In your well laundered backyard Or will it breathe better in the septic tank Since money can deodorize the smelliest crime Shall I haul it up the attic Between the ceiling and your lofty roof Or shall I conjure the walls to open up And swallow this sudden bounty from your honest labour Shall I give a billion to each of your paramours The black, the light, the Fanta-yellow They will surely know how to keep the loot In places too remote for the sniffing dog Or shall I use the particulars Of your anonymous maidservants and manservants With their names on overflowing bank accounts While they famish like ownerless dogs Shall I haul it all to your village In the valley behind seven mountains Where potholes swallow up the hugest jeep And Penury leaves a scar on every house My Lord It will take the fastest machine Many, many days to count this booty; and lucky bank bosses May help themselves to a fraction of the loot My Lord Tell me where to keep your bribe? My Lord Tell me where to keep your bribe? The “last hope of the common man” Has become the last bastion of the criminally rich A terrible plague bestrides the land Besieged by rapacious judges and venal lawyers Behind the antiquated wig And the slavish glove The penguin gown and the obfuscating jargon Is a rot and riot whose stench is choking the lands Behind the rituals and roted rigmaroles Old antics connive with new tricks Behind the prim-and-proper costumes of masquerades Corruption stands, naked, in its insolent impunity For sale to the highest bidder Interlocutory and perpetual injunctions Opulent criminals shop for pliant judges Protect the criminal, enshrine the crime And Election Petition Tribunals Ah, bless those goldmines and bottomless booties! Scoundrel vote-riggers romp to electoral victory All hail our buyable Bench and conniving Bar A million dollars in Their Lordship’s bedroom A million euros in the parlor closet Countless naira beneath the kitchen sink Our courts are fast running out of Ghana-must-go’s* The “Temple of Justice” Is broken in every brick The roof is roundly perforated By termites of graft My Lord Tell me where to keep your bribe? Judges doze in the courtroom Having spent all night, counting money and various “gifts” And the Chief Justice looks on with tired eyes As Corruption usurps his gavel. Crime pays in this country Corruption has its handsome rewards Just one judgement sold to the richest bidder Will catapult Judge & Lawyer to the Billionaires’ Club The Law, they say, is an ass Sometimes fast, sometimes slow But the Law in Nigeria is a vulture Fat on the cash-and-carry carrion of murdered Conscience Won gb’ebi f’alare Won gb’are f’elebi** They kill our trust in the common good These Monsters of Mammon in their garish gowns Unhappy the land Where jobbers are judges Where Impunity walks the streets Like a large, invincible Demon Come Sunday, they troop to the church Friday, they mouth their mantra in pious mosques But they pervert Justice all week long And dig us deeper into the hellish hole Nigeria is a huge corpse With milling maggots on its wretched hulk They prey every day, they prey every night For the endless decomposition of our common soul My Most Honourable Lord Just tell me where to keep your bribe. * Large, extremely tough bags used for carrying heavy cash in Nigeria ** They declare the innocent guilty They pronounce the guilty innocent
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Literature / Re: Twine (A Drama Series) by BensMaz: 12:30pm On Sep 26, 2016 |
crazygod: Vengeance is mine saith the Lord, who urges us to do good and be godly always!!! After a breakthrough, being nice to those who wronged you actually heaps burning coal on their heads. Such a nice way to see your enemies burn. 2 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: Pixs Of A Massive Car Manufacturing Plant In Kano You Never Believe Exist. by BensMaz: 11:16am On Aug 07, 2016 |
quite a laudable economic input to the nation's technological advance... But this one that its a silent achievement, let's hope no one is developing an army of decepticons somewhere under our noses. |
Travel / Re: Is Arik Air Nigeria Defrauding Unsuspecting Passengers? by BensMaz: 8:32pm On Aug 02, 2016 |
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Travel / Re: Is Arik Air Nigeria Defrauding Unsuspecting Passengers? by BensMaz: 8:26pm On Aug 02, 2016 |
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Travel / Is Arik Air Nigeria Defrauding Unsuspecting Passengers? by BensMaz: 8:08pm On Aug 02, 2016 |
Who ‘Arik Air Refund Unit’ Epp? Am writing this piece to seek assistance and call out to Arik Air to completely payback my money. I had booked a round trip flight online on the 19th April, 2016 scheduled to leave Lagos for Warri (20th April); then back from Warri to Lagos (21st April). On my arrival to the airport on time according to ticket guidelines, I observed there was no business activity going on at the Arik Air Desk nor were passengers checked in. To my dismay, the information going round was the fact that the Airport Authority had decided to prevent any Arik Air flight scheduled for that day from operating. “Reasons due to non payment of air travel dues by Arik Air for all their local flight routes.” One begins to wonder after charging such exorbitant amount for ticket, yet find it difficult to pay up the due for business operation. It’s not like the airline flies passenger for free or on charity basis. Neither do they collect their money from passengers along the way while the journey had been embarked on. Having found myself left with air travel option using Arik Air (which was the only airline available) in order to get to my destination on time that I might meet up with my client's demand, I only ended up dealing with time constraint created by the insubordination of Arik Air at the airport. Fast forward to the point of requesting for a refund of my ticket payment, Arik Air Refund Unit deemed it fit to pay part of my money convenient for them (which is less than half the total amount) while the Airline choose to hold onto the rest indefinitely (na by force to fly Arik Air again). Every effort to reach the refund unit again by mails and phone calls had proved abortive after I once spoke with a staff about the situation. There are times I would put a call to the phone number and get the network response “the user is busy on another call”. Subsequently, when the call successfully goes through it rings endlessly unanswered. It was easy for Arik Air to receive my money in full for payment of a flight booking intended to convey me to and fro my destination but find it difficult to payback my money in full for not rendering the service. (Ha!!! Kò lè werk) there’s no intention within me to fly Arik Air soon or in the nearest future. All I need from the airline is my money paid back completely.
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