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HARDDON:
She's got ur ballz mehn!
U, out of been naive, have giving her d controlling numb n oh boy! How she controls u so!

Bliv me,
B4 she kissed u, she had been sending subtle signals u cudnt decode. She had to lady up n kissed u. U should Hv stressed n teased her b4 letting her taste ur lips.
Btw
When a gurl says I'd be leaving soon, it means take d moment n make gud use of it n stop been a clueless duck!

Where she is going to might be to meet a guy like me..... bliv me, I have had other guys spend on girls, even romance her but they just excused em selves, call me up n oops!


There is something u should learn fast n that is never blaze in not matter how u feel she needs u.

I told u guys countles times:

SENSE PILL 59:
In arousal, men got switch, u flip on just @ d sight of some soft mounds while women got NUMB, u have to gently n stealthly increase it's intensity. Any attempt to flip a numb, u burst d arousal bubbles!


U can't just jump from kiss To popping off boob1es! Unless ofcos she is a regular!

N u never apologize for been a man!

Countles Times I've made gurls do what they never imagined, making them sleep over even when they had made other plans is myhobby!
Theyluv spending times wit fun people


I've made ladies fail their exams b4 Cos they read to a point they became bored, I came on d scene wit my tension relieving pills only for them to forget they got papers d next day n had me overdose!

Countless times I've made gurls abandon their loving n caring bfs for my crazy adventures!
wit me, stolen water, always taste sweeter

Never apologize

I'm impressed... we really need to talk. Can I get ur digit on whatsapp please

First of all I wanna thank u for the wonderful thread. I can tell u I've spent 2 hours on this thread and haven't finish reading.

But I need ur help asap Pls.


It's about my girlfriend, we were good before she came to my house, and wen she came, I gave her food and make her comfortable, didn't kiss or touch her until she did that herself. After kissing she told me she would start leaving soon... but cos I was enjoying moment with her I told her not to leave yet so we started kissing again until she jumped up said she's late to where she's going to.

Then she hugged me and kissed me again (but this time the kiss was longer than before) and we can't control it, she started touching my rod and I decide to take her boobs out too, then she was begging me to stop but I didn't. She pushed me away and leave. I apologise to her that am sorry for keeping her so late.

Since that day, she haven't pick my calls ( though she is always busy cos she is a blogger, but not to the extent of not picking my calls for days) if I send her message on whatsapp it may take 24hours before she reply after reading it.

So I was thinking of not calling or texting her again maybe 2 -3 days buh a friend of mine said I might lose her.

Pls I need ur help Pls

misscareer:
am on both

can u send me message on whatsapp if u don't mind . 08148452561... Will be zpectin ur message

youngest85:
mr nairaland

no am not

In need of female friends to talk to and hang out with... ( No string attached). Just friends

Name: Babatunde Adebisi
Profession: Software Engineer
Hobbies: Movies, Music, football, meeting people etc.
Interest: trustworthy people
Facebook : Berbatundey Derek
Whatsapp: 08148452561


Pls no insult pls

RadicallyBlunt:
I'm confused too bcus the threads says you're female and ur monicker says u're male. Guess thats why you didnt make FP.

Whether now or later, u'll still break d innocent heart. Infact you've started the process, so why not complete it and go and date the money you want

the owner of dis account is a Male bro... just helping someone pls

I'm smelling fornication ooo

Mjshexy:
It's like you don't even know what u want since u said u don't know where the relationship is heading. This guy is AA and is ready to risk it all for u and u are here behaving like a baby, maybe i should blame your boyfriend or i should just accept u are too young for a serious relationship not to talk of marriage, shebi it's dad that will live with the man he chooses for u. Funny enough your boyfriend may not have told his mum that u are SS oh, trust some Nigerian mums. It's well

he has never told his mum that am SS, I've showed his pix to my mum and she likes him but I haven't show my dad... want him to meet him in person before he came up with all dis guy thing.

RadicallyBlunt:
For you to even spray open your plan b4 executing it is a sign that you will take whatever your father brings ur way as far as it looks attractive. You're not decisive. This advice you're asking for is what you should have done b4 spraying ur plan openly to him. That's the 1st fact.

You are responsible for your bf's actions or misactions as the case may be bcus no human won't react jealously on hearing what he heard from you and breaking up with him as early as possible is better bcus u don't love him. For you to even ask him to change his skin already shows you won't last long with him because d day u see a guy with a more toned skin like you have now found a more financially attractive one already, u'll definitely hop out like a frog.

Blackmailing the other guy further confirms you don't know what you want. If you don't wanna date him, then let ur NO be NO, you have no business with blackmailing him..if he and his father finds out later, you would have spoilt ur father's name and integrity b4 his friend

To be frank with you, u're COVETOUS and the day u told him abt d other guy, u lost him. The problem with many ladies like you is that when you're so inclined to do evil, you won't even know dat u're so close to d devil already, ur covetous instincts will still keep making you think you're doing the right thing. Just some weeks ago we read a thread on fp on how a wife's siblings tutored her to act against her husband and her foolishness almost cost her her marriage. U're definitely one of such ladies

You can go ahead with your covetous plan to date the other guy bcus he's rich. Mayb u need to be reminded of ur SS condition. Its a delicate condition to manage in marriage and d new guy u see may not be mature enough to marry an SS unlike ur bf who by himself chose to go with an SS without any father's influence.

Ur father and his friend may convince him to marry an SS against his wish, but I don't know whether ur father will come and live with you in ur home. Or maybe u need be told that if ur father makes both of u marry, u will constantly need him around to keep d marriage working. Or perhaps you shd settle for the last option...marry at late 30s after satisfying ur covetous drive.

My bf is too emotional, I'm afraid to break his heart. And I don't want a situation that I will reject dis present guy and my dad will reject my current bf. Am just confuse in short Pls

sorextee:
this one is tough. wait let me consult IFA...........

*pour cowries on the ground..
*reciting incantation....
ifa olokun, asoro dayo,
ni iwaju ifa, ni eyin ifa
ifa lotun, ifa losi
bi oro re se je, lo ma wi o

*listening attentitively to ifa
*nods head in agreement

the great IFA said I should tell you to tell your father about your current bf, and IFA said I shld ask you how old is your current bf.
IFA strongly advises you to stay with your bf cos it is written in the Bible not to despise every little beginnings.

though, you are 26, and you feel age aint on your side, but its not by how far, but how well.. all the best.

thanks

misscareer:
hey.... Michelle

nice meeting u here, are u on WhatsApp or BBM

Omotayor123:
I have been fine.

I sent u a pm... reply me biko

Too many fake girls on Nairaland, some guys claiming to be Ladies...


Don't even know d real ladies here.

misscareer:
Hello.....

hello dear... why sad... am tunde... u?

Omotayor123:
It's been a while berbz

abi na since u dey look for person. How have u been.?

Omotayor123:
Have personal chat with me here.. But make sure you knock before you Enter

hello good evening, is anybody here
Can I enter?

olowookerekemi:
mine

I sent u an email check it

Omolola1:
Sunday selfie

it's nice

BumbleBee2ice:
Mine here... #modesty#

wow beauty Queen... ur smile melt my heart. Can we?

Barselonia:
But u are handsome... Meaning u are not real

am real ... One lady once told me am not handsome that am ugly

Real guys are not always handsome...

kcub:
only female?

both but female first

What's this freeze own sef, he is Aisha Buhari dog now , or does is he looking for any political appointment m. Leave this people alone. Is Aisha ur mother or ur relative , that's how people will find fault in other nd won't bother to find solutions to theirs. Na AOP u be , u no be Aisha Aide?

Has pastor Adeboye forgotten that not all men are equal, he should not judge anybody that can't do without sex for a day. He is suppose to preach d word of God not ridicule.


Some pastors ehn...
And some people will back him .

Hello everyone
Am Babatunde, am here to make female friends...

Fela40:
Annoying sounds too Behind for him. He is disgusting.

pls don't quarrel here , one love pls

sorextee:
this one is tough. wait let me consult IFA...........

*pour cowries on the ground..
*reciting incantation....
ifa olokun, asoro dayo,
ni iwaju ifa, ni eyin ifa
ifa lotun, ifa losi
bi oro re se je, lo ma wi o

*listening attentitively to ifa
*nods head in agreement

the great IFA said I should tell you to tell your father about your current bf, and IFA said I shld ask you how old is your current bf.
IFA strongly advises you to stay with your bf cos it is written in the Bible not to despise every little beginnings.

though, you are 26, and you feel age aint on your side, but its not by how far, but how well.. all the best.

thanks