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ghettokid1:
Are you sure its him??
its possible sha...THIS IS NIGERIA btw

ghettokid1:
Wow....but do you know his job?

sylve11:
wow!

hardbody:
How can you be sure he is a lawyer if his name is not on the roll. I am near certain he ain't.

Balenciagabrain:
where did u read that pls?

ghettokid1:
He'll be going back to prison any moment from now..

kimora1991:
Hey guys...I am creating this thread from my toilet seat.
OK let me start from the beginning, I am an Akwa Ibom girl that came to Lagos on Sunday 4th Oct to spend on week with my cousin after complaining of being bord in Uyo.
After arrival on Sunday all thanks to Ibom air,I decided to take a stroll outside on Monday in company of my younger cousin... at about 1pm I was famish so we decided to stop by a restaurant to have our launch. Please note,I am not this type that normally eat outside because I am a very good cook...infect my girlfriends always joke that apart from my puna, my husband will really enjoy my meals...so I can rightly say I am a very goooooood cook.
back to the story.
So we walked into this good looking restaurant and the place was almost filled up...if am not mistaken the was only about 3 to 4 seats that was empty.
So many people were eating and the look of things,they were enjoying their respective meals.
I ordered for Melon soup while my cousin asked for rice and stew...in no time our food was ready so we started eating. From the way my soup looked,I suspected it wasn't going to be that delicious because the leafs were not properly cut...and the was too much oil on the surface (malon is already oily so you ain't suppose to add much red oil to it again while cooking).
but I had no choice than to eat it...to be frank with you,I wasnt really enjoying the over spice food...but the good girl home training in me won't allow me to complain.
We finished eating and I paid then we left...I only thought I had eaten the worst meal of my life not knowing that something worst is waiting for me....
about 2hours later...I felt some pressure in my bladder so I told my cousin to get me back home...to cut the long story short,I have been in the toilet since yesterday evening...I even slept close to the toilet last night so that whenever I feel like defecating,I will just run in there.
Now officially that meal is my worst meal ever...and if that is what people over here eat(I remember one man was literally licking his plate after eating in that restaurant) then they are missing out from good food.
Please anybody knows what I can take to stop this shiiiiting...I have drank red oil and have even taken flagil...all not working....please help a sister...
and share your worst meal experience.

I have decided not to mention the area or the name of the restaurant... make I no spoil person biz.

Lalastical and other mod...please help me take this to the front page...thank you.

ghettokid1:
Na wa oo...

ghettokid1:
Wow....but do you know his job?

ArcToyin:
A newly built two bedroom apartments is available for rent.
Location- Sango Otta, Ogun State. The location is proximity to Toll gate, The Palms Otta( Ogun State Shoprite), Sango express, and Ijoko. Max is 15 mins drive from them.
Features- Prepaid Meter, Ensuite Bedrooms, Spacious compound, Running water etc.

ghettokid1:
https://dailypost.ng/2020/10/05/ogun-fake-lawyer-arrested-while-defending-case-in-court/
lalasticlala
mynd44

femi214:
Used Generator for sale at giveaway price.

Price 12k
Location: Ibadan
Reason for selling: got a bigger one
07051536821

1manuel:
5k is best I can do
What's your location

1manuel:
If you have any. I want to swap my laptop with any of the console, willing to add cash ontop
Hp cq 61
Perfectly working
With charger and game pad
09080765020.

horlaar:
Iphone 6Plus 64gig WIFI ONLY.......in very perfect condition with hairline crack.....screen works perfectly fine.....in very crispy condition, with pouch+Airtel MIFI.......best deal every......going for 45k. Whatsapp/Call/Text 08074367285

Clothingonline9:
Selling strictly affordable and quality

Supersaiyanlord:
No one can recommend ?

AllyPolly:
Sorry I can't sir,
Just screen self is more than that, talk more of 4gb Ram and 500GB hard drive.

AllyPolly:
The motherboard is bad. Everything else works fine.

4GB Ram, 500GB hard disk, 15.6" screen, WiFi, Bluetooth, 3 USB ports, keyboard, HDMI,battery is 3hrs+ etc.

Price : 25k
WhatsApp/call : zero806438-two-zero-75

AllyPolly:
The motherboard is bad. Everything else works fine.

4GB Ram, 500GB hard disk, 15.6" screen, WiFi, Bluetooth, 3 USB ports, keyboard, HDMI,battery is 3hrs+ etc.

Comment with ur best offer and it might be urs.
WhatsApp/call : zero806438-two-zero-75

bizowner:
If interested Pls call 08142447047 Location is Lagos

IamWonderful:
It is free money even drug dealers, Bishop Ozulubu, Emeka Okonkwo Allen Onyema, Arthur Eze will join them to pick it if they were there

PhillipPHD:
Hp laptop. Pentium. Long lasting battery. Windows 8. 2 Gb RAM. 456gb. Bad keyboard.

15k Negotiable

07045043813

saintalone:
Hello NLanders,

I’ve got the following items for clearance sales:

2 Pcs used original wooden window blinds
(30k for both)

1 Pcs TV stand (barely 6months)
(20k)

1 Pcs fresh condition wardrobe with middle column shoe rack.
(40k)

These are best prices.
Buyer bears the cost of logistics and delivery.
Location is Ago Palace, Okota/Isolo. 07012811902

bizowner:
If interested Pls call 08142447047 Location is Lagos

AfriAgriProduct:
SAMSUNG GALAXY S7 EDGE AVAILABLE FOR SALE

Cracked front Screen, touch still very functional.
Internal Memory: 32GB, 4GB RAM



40K Negotiable

Pickup Location is OGBA/IKEJA

Call or message me on 080 6905 7072

Enkayo:
Please everyone CHUPEZ123 is a scammer. He defrauded me of 17500 for $50 PayPal funds. Blocked and deleted his chats.

His full name is Tony Samuel Igbokwe


Account Number 1393724742 Access Bank

Phone number +2349077745871

I made the mistake of thinking he was a legit exchanger. I thought I was chatting with someone else because I reached out to several verified exchangers here on Nairaland. That's why I didn't use an escrow and I needed the funds urgently.

When I called out this scammer, he pretended that he wanted to refund me and deleted all his chat then blocked me.

Please learn from my mistake and steer clear of him.

Tony Samuel Igbokwe or Chupez123 or whatever you call yourself, law enforcement will get you very soon. Just wait.

cc dominique
Lalasticlala

I had to open a new account as my other account was mistakenly flagged by antispam bot.

chrisantus25:
I have iPhone 6s+ for sale

Phone is in good condition except that you have to use an airtel sim only

Price is 55k negotiable
HMU on WhatsApp 08080746258