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You look through the mirror and the ghost is seated laughing at you as a ghost through your mirror, you turn back to see the ghost and the ghost is still the pretty lady seating on your bed naked and waiting for you, wetin you wan do gungun, this you ghost trap no go work anytin for real ghost oooo, ghost never slap you before abi! Adviseably tell young men to abstain from womanizing and go and marry.
Ghost Buster! Hahaha!

Sorry I have to use words like these:
hope you not a gold digger?
If you go back to your ex-1 and while with him, your ex-2 comes back from american, you'll now come back to Nairaland to ask question like this:
my ex-2 is richer than my ex-1 and he based in america, should I follow him since he said, he can still marry me if I divorce my ex-1?
You have not define what you want for yourself, from this I can tell, who is the one not ready to settle down, your present guy see in your attitude that, you'll leave him for another some day, that's why he is not serious with you becaused you're not settled within you too. Respect yourself and turn down your vomit and stick to love and work it out with your present guy, you don't know how great his life will be tomorrow... Sorry if there is insult in the truth.

Op, hop she iz redi 2b remot-kontrol by ha moda-in-law? No mata hw gud dey r, dey r worse wen dey live 2geda wit u buh sum kud b naturali, morali & eida christianli gud. Jux b redi 4anytin u get as u let her in cox she cn't b lyk ur moda, neida wil d son watch u disrespec/disobey his mum. If you must, pray well...

Wich kan mumu off key dresin b diz? Op u no tel am, mek im dres wel b4 d snap shot ni? Bad sense of dresin...

hmmmmm,
people are really taking drugs, whaaaaat....

Ova koruption dey worry diz pipol, 9ja.

Sum pipul eh!
no b 4here ooo,
1kynd mumu kulture lyk dat,
does it stop guyz 4rm havin dier way?
Chai!

No b him fot, na d osogbo weed dey work?

badassProdigy:
A Batch ‘B’ corper who was desperate to get N100,000 from Senator Gbenga Ashafa as his NYSC gift after his Passing Out Parade yesterday, got an epic response from the senator.

He tweeted to Senator Gbenga Ashafa, representing Lagos East Constituency, see the senator’s reply below;

http://www.certifiednaija.com/2016/10/see-senator-ashafa-reply-to-corper-who.html?m=1

B4 nko!

yrret:
I'm not sure I've heard such a name before.

Upon the millions he had,
great people he controlled,
Beautiful places he went to,
Respect and loyalty he got,
Education he received
Edifice he built,
Sexy ladies he dealt with,
Pastors and Imams he has approached
Including Titles he was crowned with,

Yet! None of these could save him from dying.

Only if our Lawmakers will understand that no matter how much they steal from the country's purse, it will never save them nor will they go with all of it to hell.

RIP, Sir!

That is life for us, God has it all...

Hello guyz!
this is my first time to comment on nairaland,I need job, anyone with good information on lecturing in universities, college of education, secondary schools white reasonable salaries should kindly assist a brother, thank you.
I will like it to be Benue State, if possible, though any state is still welcome.

Hey Op! Thanks for the update, where can I find: Infinx Hot 2 X510, since I lost mine to theif, i have asked in different phone shops and mall here in Ibadan, places like Dugbe to Ring road, challenge and some places but they said, the phone (infinix hot 2 X510) is no longer in the market. I just like the phone and will really need to buy it again... 2GB and internal 16GB. Thanks.